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PoliticsRe: Umahi To Youths: Forget Government Job, It’s Not Profitable by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:29pm On Mar 20, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
No be government job Umahi dey do so??

No be profit him dey make so?

See how him done fat
Lol. Na so oyel dey commot from him bodi grin
EducationRe: Male Students Of Fed Poly Nekede Objects As A Woman Contests For SUG Presidency. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:09pm On Mar 20, 2021
MAKEOUTHlLL:
not to spark a gender debate or anything...

i'm just curious as to how some men develop this mindset towards women?

is it due to environmental or innate factors?


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/index.php/2021/3/how-can-someone-who-bends-down-to-urinate-rule-us-that-stand-to-urinate-male-students-of-fed-poly-nekede-object-as-a-woman-contests-for-sug-president.html
Nor be same bend down wein men dey bend down to shiit? Abi men for Nekede Poly dey stand on top toilet to shiit?
FashionRe: Manual Clipper: How Many Nairalanders Used This? (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:44am On Mar 20, 2021
Ahmed0336:
Saw this yesterday and thought I should share. Good old days!!!!!!!! grin
That was when the dressing was like this cheesy

TravelRe: Whoever Loaded This Vehicle Will Be Able To Solve Nigeria's Problems by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:15am On Mar 20, 2021
Blakjewelry:
rather this is Nigeria's problem. more like a graphical representation of Nigeria
Absolutely, and I hope the op is joking here. Everything is dangerously wrong in that image, just as a lot of things are wrong in Nigeria and still a lot of people applaud. Are our brains wired back to front in Nigeria?

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RomanceRe: What Is Your Opinion On A Girl Making The First Move? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:10am On Mar 20, 2021
Mamarockzie:
After work today, I and few friends decided to do TGIF at the shrine(Fela Shrine), nothing really spectacular about it but we just needed somewhere/ something different from our movies, clubbing and the modern settings.

While we were having our different talks, a very pretty lady walked up to us and asked to see a colleague of mine(a guy). They went afar and when he got back, we asked to know what transpired. He actually didn't want to open up but we're all Gees (Lols).

So he told us the Lady wooed him(like seriously) and with all sincerity, he already liked her for that. I remembered walking up to a guy back then in school to tell him he was cute. But in all sincerity I don't think I have that boldness anymore.

Another (a guy) said he consider it more, preferable and he wished it was immensely more common. And my gee concluded that if the lady is serious about it, he would date her and respect her more.

Honestly, I admired the lady's courage and I think you should go for whatever makes you happy after all, .most guys ends up been turned down, so as a lady also be prepared to handle rejection too.
undecided undecided undecided Hmmm?

FamilyRe: My Husband Compared Me To Another Woman by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:07am On Mar 20, 2021
Rhodaogunpeju:
Why are our Nigerian Men so insensitive.

I'm naturally a chubby lady with curves and I remember vividy how my husband used to praise my physique and say I'm his spec. According to him skinny girls are not his type.

We got married and I have given birth to two kids and I added weight a little, plus we were living comfortably so the good life was evident in my life and body.

The church we normally attend, the pastor's wife has 5 kids already and she's much older than me but she still looks moderate enough with little or zero stomach fat.

My husband seeing this woman has constantly been telling me to try and work on myself, this man literally wants me to be skinny, when we married I wasn't skinny, the blow was when he compared me to my Pastor's wife, saying I have just 2 kids and I added weight while our Pastor's wife has 5 and she's looking like she never gave birth.. I cried and I have been crying since..


It hurts so much .. It makes me wonder if this man still loves me?
A lot of men don't know that all the big yansh (emphasised with waist trainer) and laps they see that look good in clothes do not look too good when seen naked especially first thing in the morning. That's how they'll be lusting over other men's wives but they don't know the early mor mor trauma that long suffering man has been enduring for years grin

You husband is harsh though. To be comparing you with another man's wife (or any other woman for that matter) is a big NO in any marriage.
HealthRe: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Mum Accused Her Of Taking Her Money (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:56am On Mar 20, 2021
Aonkuuse:
https://twitter.com/JustMuhyba/status/1372814431944593408?s=19


https://twitter.com/JustMuhyba/status/1372823497743994880?s=19[/quote]If this story is true....

The lady was heartbroken that he mum did not believe her and back her up. Furthermore, her mum went ahead to call her a bad child. Whether she did it or not is irrelevant and her mum should have shown some much needed empathy when the lady started talking about suicide. She died of heartbreak and disappointment.
PoliticsRe: Oduduwa Republic Should Exclude Lagos From Their Dream Country by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:05pm On Mar 19, 2021
AdekunleScience:
One thing that people fail to acknowledge about so called cosmopolitan cities like NY, London, Paris is that the final say on important matters always rest with the indigenous people of that nation. They decide the level of political influence which non-indignous citizens have. For example, London and Tokyo are both cosmopolitan cities, with a sharp difference in non-indigenous political influence. Nonetheless, they are both higly susccessful cities. Lagos, Yorubaland is the only cosmopolitan city that I know of, where a certain group of non-indigenous citizens do not want the indigenous to enjoy the privileges that are applicable in all other cities of same status. Lagos does not have a different set of law for non-Yorubas. When Lagos' government pay WAEC exam fees, they do not exclude non-Yorubas. We've not taxed non-Yorubas differently, we don't pay them less. I can tell you that even your so called other cosmopolitan cities are far behind Lagos, in terms of equal opportunity for citizens. When you see or hear Yorubas like myself taking a radical stance on certain issues, you might think we are being driven by irrational ethnic sentiments, but I say to you that we are only trying to secure the future of our Yoruba descendants, because it appears that certain group of migrants are in Lagos/Yorubaland not to actually contribute to human civilization. This set of people say it publicly themselves that their intention is to subjugate Yorubas and take over our land.
The bottom-line is that the indigenous people reserve the right to determine the level of influence to be accorded to non-indigenous citizens. That's what is obtainble in NY, Tokyo, London, Paris, Onitcha, PH, Kano, Kaduna, etc. Nobody, can deny Yorubas same privilege in Lagos or any other part of Yorubaland.
I see where you are coming from.
RomanceRe: He Vowed To Destroy My Life Either By Charm Or Any Means. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:31pm On Mar 19, 2021
husseinaaa:
i met this guy 2018 in my madams tailoring shop while I was learning as an apprentice.

he usually come around he talks and joke with everyone in the shop and we are all free with him after sometimes of showing good behaviours towards us. to cut the story short, one day he asked for my phone number that he wants to be communicating with me, so I told him I don't have a phone am not working yet I am still learning and he smiled and promised to buy me a phone, which I told him if it's not just a gift he should not buy but if he wants to dash me for no reason like having intention of relationship or sex etc he should. then he said he just meant to buy for me as a friend and I thank him.

so few days later he gave me 50,000 to buy myself a phone and I collected it and appreciate it.

so we communicate normally but just as a friend.

last month he started asking me out I told him am not ready for relationship because the kind of suffering and stress I pass through to survive totally made me lost interest for anything like that, he got angry and told me to send back his 50,000 to or I should accept him. he is threatening me because he knows I cannot afford such money to pay him so I told him to give me time, I will refund it just to avoid problem but he said no time will be given that either I should give him my virginity or if I don't pay before next 7 days he will destroy my life. either by jazz or attack.

I just don't know what to do I need advice.
Just in case, and I mean just in case.....how many times would you have to bang him to clear your 50k debt? I'm not insinuating anything. Far from it. But it's always good to consider all options and expect the unexpected. The number of times will depend on your pedigrees though. 10 times? 20 times?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Allegedly Pregnant For Davido Crew Member “obama” (see Full Gist) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:22pm On Mar 19, 2021
saraeden29:
https://youtube.com/shorts/yQisKOn8Jw0

Blogger alleges that superstar pop singer, Tiwa Savage lost a pregnancy for one of Davido’s crew member, Obama DMW. This is coming after a different blogger hinted that a ‘popular superstar‘ lost a baby for Habeeb Uthman, a.k.a Obama DMW. According to Cutie Juls, Tiwa Savage and Obama are having an affair that led to the pregnancy right before Tiwa went for cosmetic surgery. Taking to Instagram, the blogger wrote; “Tiwa WAS pregnant for Obama. She is no longer pregnant. The last time the pregnancy was there was just before her cosmetic surgery. [100% authentic not even a drop of water to dilute lol] She, unfortunately, “lost” the pregnancy [Don’t ask me how ]. The 2 lovebirds are being more careful now as Tiwa doesn’t want any child born out of wedlock. Both Tiwa and Obama have a son each. With Obama’s son being the older one. So there is no pressure from any of them to want to have a child now. They are both happy. We wish them well.” See a screenshot of the post below:- So Guys,



https://youtube.com/shorts/x-41_V5lo_c
I don't see anything wrong here. She's single, innit?
EducationRe: Exam in North vs Exam in south (pics and comparison) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:09pm On Mar 19, 2021
nairalandankrah:
See questions from an exam taken in the northern part of one Nigeria...
Vs
Compare it to the one taken down south of same one Nigeria...

Down south, you'll use 30min to try to understand question 1 before even trying to solve it, by the time ur brain begins to work, you'll just hear 20 mins remaining..

Chai!!!! one Nigeria grin
Quite a mischievous and pointless post. Clearly aim at pitting certain people against certain people.
PoliticsRe: Oduduwa Republic Should Exclude Lagos From Their Dream Country by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:14pm On Mar 19, 2021
AdekunleScience:
The real ethnic jingoists are those who mischievously call Lagos, a Yoruba heritage no mans land/Bini land. Those who seek to have equal right with Yorubas in Yorubaland. When they are not willing to accord Yorubas equal right in their own space. Those who know that despite being a member of the U.K and of same race, the Scots or Welsh don't have equal right as indigenous English in London and entire England. Yet they demand equal right only from diplomatic Yoruba, while they discriminate even amongst themselves, and will not dear the violent Hausa-Fulani for fear of massacre.
My brother Scots and Welsh have the same rights as English in any London or any other part of the UK. Also, putting racial discrimination aside, people of other races have the same right as English in London and in other parts of the UK, if not how can Sadiq Khan be elected mayor of London? Or how can Boris Johnson, whose grandfather was Turkish, be Prime Minister of UK?

Personally, I think the issue isn't how Yorubas get treated if they go to certain regions (which they hardly go to anyway). I think the issue is how people from other regions conduct themselves and embrace/respect the people and culture of the land when they come to Lagos. A Londoner is a Londoner and is always immensely proud of London irrespective of original ethnicity, and reps London anyway they go. A New Yorker is a New Yorker and is always immensely proud of New York irrespective of original ethnicity , and reps New York anyway they go. The same should apply with Lagos. You are either or Lagosian or not. Your heart has to be there. The power of cities like London, NewYork and Lagos(if it doesn't get derailed by ethnic warriors) is their vibrancy, multiculturalism and ability to attract the best talent from all over their countries and internationally. Unfortunately insularity and prosperity do not go well together.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Lady Tattoos Mayorkun On Her Stomach. Singer Reacts (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:27pm On Mar 19, 2021
Ratchety looking simp of a girl

PoliticsRe: Oduduwa Republic Should Exclude Lagos From Their Dream Country by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:48pm On Mar 19, 2021
Amitez:
Lagos is Bini territory, Edo wu odion! So those planning Oduduwa republic should please leave Lagos alone. We do not want fulani to ovetall our land by confusing us with some miscreants and self-seeking illitrates claiming a republic without a standing army, constitution, etc., just public address systems. Anytime these confusionist come near Lagos, we the Lagosians will drive to the lagoons. They should know that we do not have any refugee camps in case fulanis goes on offensive with them, because of what history taught us about them

When the time comes,we Lagosians will decide whether to align with any of the new nations or remain with one Nigeria.

So, please you people should advise all those agitators to focus their attention on Ife and other Oduduwa states, afterall, oduduwa does not know any place called Lagos or Eko. Meanwhile, we implore all our Lagosian people to go about their businesses unmolested.

Eko onibaje ooo! grin
Personally, I think Lagos, while still remaining in Oduduwa as a Yoruba state, should be protected from tribal jingoists so that the SW can continue to enjoy the ripple effects of being in close proximity to a thriving business city like Lagos. You only have to look at a city like London and South East England to see what the benefits of putting business and prosperity FIRST above any pettiness does to a whole region.
PhonesRe: States With Highest Percentage Of Internet Connection To Subscribers by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:40pm On Mar 19, 2021
[quote author=wwwihy post=100009702]States with Highest Percentage of Internet Connection to Subscribers
https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1372803818086264832[/quote]There's not much difference in that list between no1 and no12 - 76% vs 79%. Both are high. Also those stats are misleading because some people have 3 or 4 lines and only 1 has Internet.
FoodRe: The Blue Marlin Fish Caught By A Nigerian Man Not Worth $2.6M - AFP Fact Check by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:42am On Mar 19, 2021
AFONJACOW:
Most of these riverline fishermen do you think they are poor huh Them get money pass you, forget the local packaging , most of them receive royalist money and gift from Chevron and co for protection, nah them be the Avengers if you don't know and if i tell you the kind oil bunkery going on there u won't Believe it, most of them has drilled oil wells in their bedroom... Fear ijaw men
Brah, na me go educate you about those areas. Na very small percentage of those those people dey involved in those things. Very small percentage. Have you visited those areas before? There is rampant poverty there for the majority and N150k is BIG BIG money for the average fisherman.

Wetin u dey talk sef?! N100k is even ransom money for some local kidnapping.
FoodRe: The Blue Marlin Fish Caught By A Nigerian Man Not Worth $2.6M - AFP Fact Check by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:51pm On Mar 18, 2021
Crypto4life:
oga, his business was to catch and sell fish, whether directly or anyhow, he is a fisherman
Ogboru was a businessman sir. Ogboru nor carry canoe enter water go throw net to catch fish, like the man wein catch the marlin. Na bizman him be. I for understand like say him be fisherman before then come upgrade himself buy fishing trawlers come become business owner. He was NEVER a fisherman.
FoodRe: The Blue Marlin Fish Caught By A Nigerian Man Not Worth $2.6M - AFP Fact Check by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:03pm On Mar 18, 2021
Crypto4life:
great ogburu was a fisher man
Great Ogboru .....In 1984, he was employed as a marketing officer in a fishing company in Lagos. In 1987, he left the fishing firm to start up his own private fishing business, Fiogret Ltd, which later grew and expanded to some other African countries.

Great Ogboru is a businessman. There's a clear difference between "fisherman" and "businessman" involved in fishing.
EducationRe: 4 Painful Truths About Life That No One Will Tell You by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:18pm On Mar 18, 2021
Life
FoodRe: The Blue Marlin Fish Caught By A Nigerian Man Not Worth $2.6M - AFP Fact Check by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:18pm On Mar 18, 2021
Edipet:
150k is not a lot money for Fisher man bro, they got more than that sometimes,.even got more than that in a single day depending on your luck for that day
N150k for just one fish? Its a lot of money. He can close for the day.
FoodRe: The Blue Marlin Fish Caught By A Nigerian Man Not Worth $2.6M - AFP Fact Check by OnlyDeCapPlease(m):
alpharoyalty:
That fish does not worth more than 150k in naira.
Still a lot of money for fisherman.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Jailed For Defrauding UK Govt Of ₦300million COVID-19 Loans by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:07pm On Mar 18, 2021
Na so
TravelRe: Video:A Drive Through The Rich Neighbourhoods Of Lekki, Ikoyi, And VI by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:02pm On Mar 18, 2021
Nice
CultureRe: Another BIG Fish Caught In Andoni by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:55pm On Mar 18, 2021
Shark?
PoliticsRe: Full Deregulation Of Petrol Price Coming - Timipre Sylva by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:08pm On Mar 17, 2021
Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/full-deregulation-of-petrol-price-coming-says-fed-govt/
Praise the Lord!

This man still dey alive?! So we get minister of state for petroleum?
HealthRe: Young Man Jumps Out Of Car, Starts Acting Crazy (VIDEO) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:01pm On Mar 17, 2021
edoairways:
That video is scripted
Correct!

Person wein real craze nor dey threaten to pull paynt. E go just pull am one time.
CelebritiesRe: Barry Jhay Innocent: CCTV Shows Kashy Godson Fell To His Death by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:05pm On Mar 16, 2021
Someone7:
Honestly. Nigerian policing is still stuck in the preindependnce era where colonial police were here
Pre colonial era?! You are even hyping them self. Nigerian police is a business. IGP is chairman
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman Kills Her Husband In Delta Over Extramarital Affair (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:09pm On Mar 16, 2021
envoymedia:
Pregnant Woman Hacks Her Husband To Death In Delta Over Extramarital Affair (Photos)

A pregnant woman has allegedly hacked her husband to death over an alleged extramarital affair in Delta State, IgbereTV reports.

The incident happened on Monday, March 15, at Ekrejebor axis of Ughelli town in Ughelli North Local Government Area of the state.

IgbereTV gathered that the 22-year-old woman identified as Faith Okiemute allegedly killed her husband, Edafe Unuakpor, aged 27, with a machete.

According to reports, after allegedly committing the crime, she fled to the Ughelli ‘A’ Division Police Station to escape jungle justice.

"The woman was angry that her husband did not spend the night at home. After his return, she accused him of having been with another woman and macheted him in one of his hands and abdomen," a source said.

"She ran to Ughelli ‘A’ Division police to report herself while friends of her husband rushed him to the Ughelli Central Hospital where he was confirmed dead. Angered by his death, the friends brought and dumped his corpse at the entrance of the Ughelli ‘A’ Division of the Nigeria Police which led to sporadic shooting by the police to disperse the crowd.” the source added.

The Delta State Police acting Public Relations Officer, DSP Bright Edafe, who confirmed the incident, said investigation is ongoing.

The couple has a two-year-old child together while the pregnant woman is said to have two children with a former husband before she married the deceased.

Warri Aproko TV wrote on Facebook;


https://www.facebook.com/109349297877389/posts/115192770626375/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1385063/pregnant-woman-hacks-husband-death-delta-extramarital-affair-photos/
The guy actually looks lost in all the pictures. His eyes look empty as if some unknown force is controlling him. Look dat first pishure wein dem wear white and white. De guy hand nor even fit round her waist well. The posing nor even pure, e come be like say the winsh force am sef - "come on kiss me will before I shook sumtin for ya eye". My people that guy was already dead in those images. May his NOW rest in peace.

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