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FamilyRe: I Regret Getting Married To The Mother Of My Triplets by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:00am On Mar 16, 2021
Kestolove:
with triplet u still want to fvck and u only give 25k per month..some men are useless walahi
This cracked me up grin grin grin

Bert you harsh o!
CelebritiesRe: FG Congratulates Burnaboy And Wizkid Over Grammy Awards by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:32pm On Mar 15, 2021
Maxymilliano:
cool
When is the FG congratulating Kelechi Iheanacho for getting his frst hatrick in the Premiership or is that also not a reward for persistent hardwork ?

Unserious bunch !
Ok o. Me wein knack my woman cu.m 3 times in one night, abi dem go congratulate me too for my persistent pounding? cool

CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Wizkid And Burnaboy On Their Grammy Award Wins by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:57am On Mar 15, 2021
theTranslator:
Nice.
Burnaboy,
Wizkid,

And I even heard Tiwa savage won one!
Nigeria to the world!

I said nice as a compliment
Not as a noun

Don't you think??
Let's not pretend like Wizkid's Grammy is not an attachee one. That was Beyoncé's song for chrisssakes. No need for the forcing gum body because I think he will eventually get his own, just like Burna boy.
CrimeRe: Decomposing Body Of Siblings Found In A Pastor’s Car In Delta (Graphic Pix) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:47pm On Mar 14, 2021
Truthabulabula:
Is this how people behave in Nigeria?


Almost every news is bad news.
There is good news everyday. In fact I bet you that good news outnumber bad news 100k to 1. But good news is boring, not exciting, will not stimulate vicious debates and exchanges, and does not stir up emotions. Therefore good/useful news will just be wallowing in the depths of nairaland, eons away from trending or front page. Good/useful news does not capture people's interest.
FamilyRe: My Lazy Girlfriend Lacks Ambition And She's Pregnant For Me!!! by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:38pm On Mar 14, 2021
jondon11:
So

Fast forward to December last year, we discovered she was pregnant, a month pregnant. Told her we should keep the child and get married...she suggested we could abort since we weren't quite ready but I said what was a couple more months gonna make a difference? embarassed embarassed embarassed
This is what caught my attention. Very strange. Usually it's the other way round - you ask her to terminate because you don't think you guys are that serious or not ready and she wants to keep it. My suspicion is that she's not that into you and didn't really want to take things to the next level. 'Her mind no dey there', hence her not feeling motivated to do all those things that you are interpreting as laziness. Most women are not powered by strength like men. Most women are powered by motivation and emotions. If they are not happy, they can sleep in bed all day but when happy and motivated, they can work for days non stop.

It looks like you forced her hand into this marriage/ next level thing.
RomanceRe: What Do Some Men Find Attractive In Other People's Wives? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:12pm On Mar 14, 2021
Nicenancy:
Why do some men find other people's wives attractive?

Doesn't the Knowledge that another man (her husband) screws her alone disgust such unscrupulous men

When there are innumerable single women pretty out there?
Because they don't want to spend money. They just want to chop correct miI.f with mature b00bs and yansh but they don't want to be lumbered with the mind fvcking drama of living living with one day in, day out,

day in, day out,

day in, day out,

day in, day out,

day in, day out,

day in, day out, .....

I'm sure you get the picture.
RomanceRe: What Do Some Men Find Attractive In Other People's Wives? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:56pm On Mar 14, 2021
Nonexistent:
Whether spiritual or physical as long as she get pussy, carry go nothing do you brother.
grin

PoliticsRe: Amaechi Clarifies Narrow/standard Gauge Lines Controversy by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2021

PoliticsRe: Banditry, Kidnapping: Hold The Government Responsible – Arewa Youths President by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:51pm On Mar 14, 2021

PoliticsRe: Ahmed Indimi And His Pet - A White Lion (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:49pm On Mar 14, 2021
benjackugo:
Ahmed Indimi, son in-law of President Buhari has shown off a white cub which he said is his new pet, IgbereTV reports.

Ahmed is married to President Buhari 's daughter, Zahra.

He captioned one of the photos on his Instagram handle;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CMXJ02LF1Yy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

He captioned the other photo;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CMXU0nzl5oY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Guess what their favourite snack is? grin

FamilyRe: When Will A Man Enjoy In This Life? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:43pm On Mar 14, 2021
AishaYesufu:
When will a man enjoy in this life?���
When you are so old and your waist so weak that enjoyment itself will be a terrible chore.

CrimeRe: Attempted Kidnap Of Secondary School Students In Kaduna Foiled by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:38pm On Mar 14, 2021
Observer007:
shocked

These bandits are now into daily-money business, just like person wey open supermarket. It's no longer funny.

Na only God go fit help us for dis country, since our government and security forces don become so clueless on what to do to fix this mess once and for all.
KILL THEM ALL! angry

CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing And Bobrisky Reconcile Days After Fighting Over A Married Man by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:35pm On Mar 14, 2021
Victor246:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQ51xwkrM8

Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday and cross-dresser Bobrisky have reconciled weeks after they fought dirty on social media “over a married man”.

They were spotted dancing together at a mutual friend’s daughter’s birthday party.
Imagine these ones?

PoliticsRe: Snakes, Wild Lizards, Rodents Take Over Tinapa by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:32pm On Mar 14, 2021
KingOvo:
https://dailytrust.com/snakes-wild-lizards-rodents-take-over-tinapa?fbclid=IwAR0EZ-P5-LrgdYrPObsgCOtG-Vr5C_TQMvWn0ZOdKCCmMgfs6e7YdwZEB6s
Bottom line is FG killed it because it was in the wrong location, and not in their backyard. **In the Queen Elizabeth's voice** "How dare you aspire to levels beyond your station?"

RomanceRe: Man Caught Masturbating In Commercial Bus Beats Woman Who Filmed Him by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:50pm On Mar 14, 2021
MuguVideosNG:
A man who was caught masturbating in a commercial vehicle hit the woman who filmed him while he was at it.

The woman was sitting next to the man when she noticed him masturbating so she called him out, saying: "You know you can stop what you're doing and do it when you get home, you hear?"

The man immediately removed his hand from his pants after he saw he had been caught.

However, later in the journey, the woman says she noticed him looking at her phone and asked him to stop and he attacked her.

In the video, the woman is heard calling him out for masturbating in the bus and he replied: "My body is my body. If I'm even doing anything, it's none of your business."

The verbal exchange soon escalated and the man hit her with his elbow and threatened to slap her, but a male passenger intervened.

Swipe to watch the videos and see reactions to it below.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMYT5Q3DYq0/
This man's attitude typifies the sort of ridiculously entitled behaviour that some Nigerians exhibit. A delusional sense of superiority where they are never wrong. How dare a ............ like you challenge a ............ like me? In this case the dotted lines was "How dare a woman like you challenge a man like me?" In other cases the dotted lines could be one tribe against another or one religion against another. But the attitude is always the same - you are inferior to or beneath me so even my worst is better than your best. At the end you could hear the woman begging him - "I am sorry". That's Nigeria for you. A country where things considered to be wrong in saner places are right here, and vice versa. The group of people with the most visibility and loudest voice will dictate what is considered right or wrong.
PoliticsRe: FG Pays Private Company For Road Project Executed By RCCG As CSR by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:32pm On Mar 14, 2021
RuudVanNisteroy:
Redeemed Christian Church of God should be made to construct all roads throughout this fantastically corrupt failed state.
I second this motion. Maybe this is the way forward for us.
RomanceRe: Redpill : How Nigerian men act by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:51am On Mar 14, 2021
unamamatoto:
Nigerian men are wack and have low self esteem... Many of them... Infact, koni dafun.. Especially the poor ones... Most of them hate rich people and the useless ones here on nairaland jump on every rich celebrity thread to type rubbish and also ( vanity upon vanish)... Nigerian men are bitter and resent success... tueh.... shocked


If you doubt me, Start keeping record...

Lalasticlala FP material
YOURMAMATOTOSOSOWATERWATER

TravelRe: List Of Islands In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:56pm On Mar 13, 2021
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Bikini Pictures, Loses Weight by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:11pm On Mar 13, 2021
allcomage:
Shorts would made more sense. People follow fashion trends without taking their physique into consideration.
Are you well?
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Bikini Pictures, Loses Weight by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:09pm On Mar 13, 2021
lalasticlala:
Yemi Alade Turns 32 Today!

Sexy Nigerian singer, Yemi Alade, marks her 32nd birthday today. She reveals that she lost 7kg as her birthday gift. Sharing photos in bikini, Alade wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CMWwRxRnXL3/?igshid=h6mnssu3u5ej



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemi_Alade
Yum yums! grin
FamilyRe: She Discovered Her Husband Is A Gay, Now This Is Happening by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:21pm On Mar 13, 2021
Adonis86:
As I was going through my phone this afternoon, a lady chatted me and I responded. She said she wants to ask me a question, that I shouldn't be angry with her. I assured her that I won't be hard on her. She asked me if I'm a gay. I responded No. She sent me a screenshot of a conversation I had months ago who I later learnt to be her husband. I asked her why she asked of my sexuality, she said she's suspecting her husband of three years to be a gay. It sounds so crazy to me but I suspect it's real due to the screenshot of the message, where the guy was demanding for sex from me. Now, I inquired more about their relationship as couple and found out he beats his wife often, even during her first pregnancy.

Now, the man confirmed to me that he beat the wife last night for going through his phone conversation and labelling him a gay, due to the kinda conversations he's been having with guys. But in a bid to deny it, he deleted the conversation and beat her up on false accusation. The lady has reported to their Reverend in church, but the Reverend discouraged her from going to Human rights commission or leaving the marriage.

Now, she's looking for more evidence to nail the husband. She wants me to send her the whole conversation I had with the husband, showing where the husband was begging me for sex and sending me his nude pictures. But I don't want to be that instrument she'll use to break up her young family. Though the annoying part is that the husband is very resentful and not even remorseful about his infidelity and domestic violence. The lady is not educated though wanted to learn a skill or go for further studies, but the husband refuses to send her to learn all those skills. According to her, he once accused her in his shop for stealing 45k, which was not true. He stopped her from coming out to his shop, whenever she comes out to stay with him in the shop, he'll be talking her down in the presence of his friends and customers. I was moved by her lamentations, that's why I had to take the pain to write this. I have contacted the husband on Facebook and inquired about the dispute and learnt the lady was saying the truth. Though I threatened the husband with military arrest if he ever touches the wife. But I'm still scared he might get home and pounce on the wife again for talking to me.

Please i need matured advice from people here on how matured to settle this young family dispute without the poor lady suffering further in the hand of this young man.
I've got to hand it to you.

Your level of gay tolerance is mind blowing shocked shocked shocked

RomanceRe: What Could Make A Young Man Pick Up Interest In Woman Old Enough To Be His Mom? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:00am On Mar 13, 2021
LauraClasikVibe:
Apart from money, what could make a young man pick up interest in a woman old enough to be his mother?
Mummy issues
Christianity EtcRe: If Your Wife Sucks Your Manhood, You Are Gay - Apostle Sakordie by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:06pm On Mar 12, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
My SB, something amazed me here!
How come the other guy quoted you before your comment? embarassed
You type your comment on a topic and then go off.

On returning later you find out there are more comments (probably a few pages down) and you want to reply a particular comment but you don't want your reply showing on the last page.

Step 1 - Quote the comment you are interested in and copy everything in the comment box. Do NOT click submit

Step 2 - Go back to your initial post and click the modify button.

Step 3 - Paste what you copied in Step 1 in the comment box which will be you quoting the comment.

Step 4 - Now type your response below what you pasted.

I think this is the reason why some people go in early on a topic and just post 1 letter or one word or smiley. This is them effectively securing a space for themselves on the 1st page so that they can come back later and modify that post with what they really want to say based on which direction the topic has gone. Obviously a comment on first page gets more views
RomanceRe: How I Almost Gave My Life To Christ On My Way To Have Sex With A Man by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:43am On Mar 12, 2021
peterjulius00:
My brothers please be careful when you deal with jerebel spirit.
What's the equivalent of Jezebel spirit in men? Just curious.
RomanceRe: How I Almost Gave My Life To Christ On My Way To Have Sex With A Man by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:42am On Mar 12, 2021
Awoleesu:
... Wasted taxify fares,
Wasted travel time, wasted spiritual resources, wasted spiritual energy...


WASTED GIRL!
But she fed her spirit, and then went to feed her body. That sounds like a well rounded balanced diet to me because both need nourishment.
PoliticsRe: Rahamatu Yar'adua, Niger State Commissioner Receives COVID-19 Vaccine (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:39pm On Mar 11, 2021
sarrki:
Niger state transport commissioner receiving COVID-19 vaccine.

Hajiya Rahamatu Muhammad Yar'adua, the Niger State Commissioner for Transport, has received the COVID-19 vaccine.
Na dem... angry

TravelRe: How Much Do You Spend Monthly Overseas? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:16pm On Mar 11, 2021
signature2012:
Isn't this too much for monthly expenses?If you spend this in a month,you have to net atleast $10k monthly.
Yup. I know in the UK, family of 5 total, you need to be taking home at leats about £7k monthly to feel comfortable, put small savings away plus small flex
PoliticsRe: Wike Mocks Amaechi, Says ‘I Taught Him A Lesson In Politics’ by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:43am On Mar 11, 2021
muykem:
How can you say that? Amechi is two times speaker of rivers state house of assembly, two times governor of rivers state an two times federal minister in Nigeria. Wike need to type to Amechi anointing in politics.
I have no personal favourite over the 2 but Amechi, while he was speaker and with the permission of Odili, oversaw and empowered the creation of street gangs in PH so that they could be used for political means. Debam, Islanders, Greenlanders etc all grew immensly in that period (courtesy of N2billion monthly security vote) and turned PH, that used to be a party town, into a hell hole from which it is still trying to recover from today. It was once said that if you wanted to grab Amechi's attention (and especially if you were an upland indigene) all you had to do was be a very brutal feared cult hit man (Street or uni based), make a lot of noise and Amechi will send for you.
RomanceRe: Why Are So Many Nigerian Men Toxic by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:30am On Mar 11, 2021
HappyCreative:
I think it's men perpetuating this trope, but say what you want to help you sleep better at night.
So you can actually type what you did with a straight face? We all know how Nigerian women raise their sons letting them get away with murder, but are very harsh, monitoring and critical of their daughters, because they don't want them to get wayward or pregnant etc. All over the world Mothers raise children, even more so in Nigeria. Its Nigerian women who perpetuate and instill male stereotypes on their sons. Now, if you want Nigerian men to be non-toxic, you better make sure you all do a better job of raising your sons than your parents and grandparents did - "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree".
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Likes Giving Out Her Number To Men, What Should I Do? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:17pm On Mar 10, 2021
Alexgman1:
My so called fiancee is fond of giving out her number without stress or restrain to any man who ask from her. I noticed this anonying and dis-respectful habit since last year December.

Different people (male) will call her anytime and mostly late in the evening or midnight and she would still pick their calls in my presence, talk softly, smile and even laugh out loud at their jokes and sweet words.

She has given out her contact to guys on facebook, on the streets, in the vehicle, eatery, church, place of work, market, you name it and they disturb her every now and then because of her extreme fairness, beauty, elegance, prettiness and sexy shape. I have endured and tolerated so much for long and am loosing my patience and value for her. All that comes out of her is; "Am i jealous?"

Pls what should i do?

Warn her seriously?

Quit the relationship? Or

Continue to observe and keep quiet?
The babe dey coordinate her clients for your very presence shocked

You might as well ask for you 20% cut from the runz then cool
RomanceRe: Why Are So Many Nigerian Men Toxic by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:33pm On Mar 10, 2021
HappyCreative:
Why do a lot of Nigerian men expect so much from females but bring nothing to the table.

A lot of men expect women, to cook, clean, take care of the kids, be educated, have a career but in return provide nothing?

I really don't get it.

Men need to take several seats
Nigerian women raised us to be toxic. Hopefully Nigerian women like you will do a better job and raise non toxic domesticated and emotionally empethatic Nigerian men. As the old saying goes "As you sow, so shall you reap".

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