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iamDrRhymes:
So because his mother is connected to Aisha Buhari now means he can't make money on his own ba? Benz wey guys a dey drive for Lagos o. Kai!

Thats not an ordinary Benz. Its an ///AMG thats why hes excited over it.

If he had any reasonable thing doing for a living, it would have been mentioned, just like they mentioned what his distinguished mum is doing. Talk true, the guy nor get handwork

OMOJOHN001:
Guy's how do you handle this type of Girls in a relationship,

Now let me gist you Guy's small, Don't even call me simp cuz I have overcome as many as possible ladies that came with this yeye scope before.

I stated dating this babe about three weeks ago now, I love her so much to an extent that I have plan to marry her if she is a serious type.

when she accept to date me, I asked her if she has any BF she said (yes)though their relationship is not more than two months and Nothing like sex has happened between them. She said.

I said no pro, Just three days into the relationship I asked her to Choose between me and that guy, that I can't be dating one girl with another dude. To my surprise this babe choose me, Now two days ago she came to my side telling me she has broke up with that dude and she even delete and block the guy number on WhatsApp in my presence.

Just for this babe to come up with an excuse of No Sex yet today. I was just there laughing and Told her no one does a relationship without sex in this Generation but this babe said she can't have sex yet oooo.

Now guy's before one werey go mumu me and act smart.
How do I handle this babe, to avoid her seeing me as someone that's after sex, and from the Romance we had I notice she is a virgin, but not sure sha.

Cuz I gat to chop her before she can collect shi shi from me, I hate story that touches the heart.

I'm concerned about the bolded. In just 3 weeks? You love her so much or you just wanna fvck her so much? LOVE or LUST?

In situations like this I always believe in the mirror effect. Call one early morning, very early, and tell her that you've had a moment, and it occurred to you that she is correct. No sex. You agree with her, no sex for now. Tell her that infact you feel so much relief since you came to that conclusion. Nor spend shi shi for am, but be very available emotionally and for chats. Observe how she reacts and for how long it lasts.

superjab247:
as a real man,u can't limit me to fvck only one aged and slacked pussy.all these cheat propanganda whatever are only promoted by feminist worldwide to cage men.

As higher animals,The instinct of a man having more than one wife is natural and built in,even dominant animals such as lions primates which humans biologically relates to,have more than one females to mate with.World most wisest man Solomon had one thousand wives,so any man claiming to live and love only one woman for sex is just a foolish brainwashed and caged simp.

Nature create men to be dominant not the other way round,men ought to have various sex partners,in mordern times a man can have one wife and 15 cocubines to totally satisfy his sexual rights and need as a man.

Stop deceiving yourself that you are happy having sex with one aging lady go out there and get more cocubines for yourself,stop enslaving yourself.

The law regarding adultery needs to be reviewed and relaxed.men can't remain slaves to women a man without machoism traits isn't a complete man.

Real men also find the cure for cancer, launch space expedition to Mars and solve economic problems. No be to dey complain about the variety of pvssy that you are allowed to fvck.

Ekejoestar:
This question keeps ringing in my head after a girl am dating for close to two months stopped picking my calls and didn't reply my text even going as far as blocking my number with the phone I gave her. And the reason why I gave her the phone was because she's complaining that her exs' are still disturbing her and her phone doesn't have the block option.
Glory is her name and she is from Delta, and we never had a quarrel neither did we fought.
Well I've taken back my phone though it was a hard thing for me cos I was hoping that she will come back to her senses....


Pls has anyone experienced this, you dated a girl and got her a phone and after 2 days she stopped picking ur calls neither will she reply your text,,,,
Is that a sign of multi personal disorder?

I will advise you to use your time for better things instead of trying to understand some type of women. This life is too short.

Playloaded:
It will be recalled that veteran Nollywood actor, Pete Edochie, had advised Nigerian women against divorcing their husbands over infidelity but to instead place packs of condoms in their bags.

A young Nigerian lady identified as Ola, has said she will never divorce her husband even if he cheats unless he disrespectfully brings another woman into their home.

It will be recalled that veteran Nollywood actor, Pete Edochie, had advised Nigerian women against divorcing their husbands over infidelity but to instead place packs of condoms in their bags.

https://playloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/ola20girl_PLAYLOADED.COM.jpg

According to the actor, when a cheating man sees the condom his wife placed in his bag, he will know she has his interest at heart and will have a rethink whenever he wants to go engage in extramarital affairs.



Ms Ola supported Edochie's advice, saying that she will not divorce her husband because of extramarital affairs but will instead supply him with condoms to protect herself from STDs.



Ola further said most women won't leave their husbands over infidelity because of the stigma attached to divorce.



https://playloaded.com.ng/i-will-supply-my-husband-with-condoms-to-protect-myself-nigerian-lady/

Very wise. But what will protect him against your own infidelity?

Anointing pvssy

Omihanifa:
https://dailytrust.com/south-africa-sells-off-astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-places-fresh-order-from-pfizer

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this vaccine

Emergency maternity cover is allowed

nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/fg-may-sell-port-harcourt-refinery-after-1-5bn-rehabilitation-sylva/

Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish!

Why do we always stubbornly chose buffoons, criminals, halfwits and psychos to runs things in this country?

Wouldn't it be better for FG to sell the refinery as it stands now for a nominal fee of N1 but with strong watertight guarantees written in that the refinery cannot be cannibalised or resold for Bleep number of years, with some sort of job guarantee written in? Why not? And the FG will save itself $1.5billion. Maybe because there is not money to be made by selfishly greedy officials and politicians with such an arrangement.

Africa is indeed a land that is immensely blessed but cursed with the most unfortunate race of a people.

simpleswazy:
She has the money tho but my friend think it won’t be ideal to take money from her to rent the apartment

He shouldn't stress or worry himself or it might show up in his body language and she might read the wrong meaning into it. You know women can be very perceptive. He should just calm down and let things unfold, what will be your own will be your own irrespective of anything. If a female is going to break up with him because he don't have a place of his own yet, then she might as well do it now. If she won't, she won't even if he is sleeping on the streets. He should not make any complex arrangements or borrow money just to impress her. Unless he doesn't have serious long term plans for her, or is really not into her, then he can play the game anyway he wishes.

Kobicove:
Overtaking is allowed!

So long as you no overtake come get accident for front.

Juliusmalema:
https://punchng.com/drug-abuse-most-prevalent-in-swest-says-marwa/

What all these agencies should do is to explain carefully, step by step, how they collect these stats. I bet that they can't because its the same method that they use to come up with fanciful election and census results

NnamdiN:
as if that's not a normal thing in naija abegi blame your country not her/hers. If she hadn't seen it done here she probably wouldn't do it. In her place the system works so don't expect her to do it there

Still nothing awesome about what she was doing

This life na turn by turn.

Simplyleo:
E be like say e pain am.

The picture really pain am.

Yes, the picture will really pain her if she sees it. That's very ungentlemanly and very unbrotherly of you nah. Reason am.

Simplyleo:
She can't even store the number with his name or any other non derogatory word because of a day like this, but she chose "big head".

Obviously, her head is empty.

She is obviously one of those ungrateful people from that side always "entitled" to everything.

You shouldn't have posted a picture of your sister's legs here without her permission. That's really taking liberties. Tut tut!

Patrioticbreed9:
ok guys..
i met a girl on supa market a days pass,she kinda be like a person i knew many years past,so i was like hey i am bernard and she wasnt answer so i explianed my mind,that she looks person i knows years past,she answer no is not me! we talked more and more and i kolekted her nombar i called her many later past! to avoid distorbing her. long story shut! we started friends and she visited me, we wogoro wogoro with out protektion! but i asked her to buy for merecine and drank,and she axcept!.. now she talking that she gotten belle for me how ? she thinks am a simp! belle cant fit show after two weeks na, e no correct! i need help for what to do, i dont get money for me wife and pikin am just 27 age old, please what do i does? am konfused i need advance frow u all.. note:am not a simp! i hate simp! i join u guys alpha male! i followiog redpeal jist like mad so help me please.

You're obviously a joker right?

Instablogger9ja:
A Nigerian Lady has taken to her page on social Micro blogging platform Twitter to announce a big celebration as she just announced the end of her marriage.

The lady known as Ego Oyibo on Twitter with handle @Ojornelu announced this on Friday March 19 as a month of her divorce completion.

Read more
https://www.instablogger9ja.com/2021/03/i-m-ready-to-party-nigerian-woman.html?m=0

Her life. Her body. Her pvssy. Her problem.

Biodun556:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3307479366018762&id=100002701927599

E don dey come out small small. You can see from the mark on the forehead of the second one that he is very religious and prays consistently. Shows you that religion (christian or muslim) doesn't change the evil inclinations of people in Africa.

Maywealth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5sBewugp8U

Nothing awesome about that. It's very dangerous for her to do that. It's also dangerous for other drivers, who will instinctively try to swerve and avoid her, if she falls down, thus might cause accident. She wouldn't dare try that in her own country but she feels she can do what she wants in Nigeria .

You add weight, problem.

You lose weight, problem.

Stay the same, problem.

simpleswazy:
Can I accommodate them both ? Have been thinking about it ? I go to work and come back late at night. My friend been worried about keeping her at her uncle place and hotel he can’t afford paying for weeks . What can I do

What sort of question is this? The lady should rent an apartment for the duration to show commitment to the relationship. Or is your friend one of those weak simps who is claiming to be what he isn't?

exsodus:
I honestly don't know where to start from, but all I can say is that I'm madly in love with my boss at the office. I always think of her any time I see her pass by.
Sometimes I think I should just walk up to her office and confess my love for her but I know this might cost me my job. Please advise me on how to get her attention and also convey my feelings to her

In those type of situations, especially considering the power balance, you don't chase her. She chases you. You have to borrow a leaf from women. Just make yourself as sexy and attractive as you can - tight clothes to show off your assests (muscles, thick rod, big chest etc). Stay well groomed and smell nice. Always have a smile on your face when talking to her. Use innuendo where possible. Hold her gaze and look deep into her eyes when talking to her. If the opportunity comes up, pay her respectful comments and go out of your way (without grovelling) to be of assistance to her. Try and observe the sort of things that she likes, you need to study her. Get yourself in her head, and if you notice that she is softening towards you (green light), then start making some small calculated bold moves. However, of you notice rejection, disdain or indifference, then pull back because you have a job to think about. This is where some Nigerian guys get it wrong because they think the female is playing hard to get. Even if she is playing hard to get, sudden withdrawal of all your attention and just acting extremely formal around her will definitely spark a reaction from her. On the other hand if she really didn't want you, then you have backed down respectfully and maturely without actually showing your hand because surely you were not chasing her. You were only being nice to her because she's your boss.

Islie:
• Proposed Refinery In Katsina Costs $2b, TAM For Old Facility $1.5b

• $1.5b Fresh Approval Higher Than 10-year Capital Allocation To Health

• TAM Three Times Higher Than 10-year Education Budget


https://m.guardian.ng/news/nigerias-26-5-billion-maintenance-cost-enough-to-build-three-new-refineries/

The contract has been padded. Instead of law makers to do what they have been elected to do and review every single page of the contract, with the assistance of experts, they are jumping up and down making noise so that they can be settled.

hollah123:
go to FB n see ipob members rejoicing,they are killing security operatives now n they feel it's right n none of their so called elders can call them to order.

when it's time to face the heat they will start blaming everyone except themselves,they claim it's fulanis on nairaland but they celebrate n jubilate on twitter.

3 prison officials were killed in their region the other day n they were so happy n even typing "more to come"...."expect more". on social media.

I don't know what else you expect from IPOB members? Do you expect Boko Haram or ISIS members not to celebrate when their boys go out causing havoc? Surely there are hundreds of other Igbo groups on FB that you can follow or read instead of IPOB members and sympathisers groups? It beggars belief why a normal neutral person will follow such groups on social media?

HustlerGurl:
Life goes on

Hell yeah!

TinubuGoQuench:
Na for Ekpan, near Warri I take see where small pikin wey dey 4 years carry cutlass dey chase another small pikin.
Oshare na nor be small matter
Uvwie I hail

Land wein even vulture dey fear to touch ground. Area!

Zzor:
She's gradually resembling that agbero musician she's dating hbd to her llnp

See you. See cucumber below. I am not suggesting anything o, but the the phrase "relief of pent up bitter stress" comes to mind.

EdoFirstBorn:
You sound very very cheap

I doubt any reasonable man will ever marry you

I foresee you being single till you are over 40 years old

Bros, this one don cross 40 tay tay o, hence all the bitterness.

Clown