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RomanceRe: When A Nigerian Lady Says She Wants A "God-fearing Man", This Is What She Means by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2021
blazepascal:
So the question is, why do we say one thing and mean another?.
Because they are women.
RomanceRe: I Managed To Take A Photo Of This Wife Material At The ATM Stand +18 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:32am On Mar 31, 2021
Lovethaa:
Nothing wrong in what she wore.. probably her house is nearby and stuffs . I like women that dress like this too... not those ones that tie wrapper up and down
Those wrapper ones are more dangerous. Some of them are wearing nothing under the wrapper. They will stylishly open the wrapper, to adjust it, thus giving you an eyeful in the process. The ones that tie the wrapper above their breast, but are stark naked under, are the most dangerous of all. As dem they waka everything go just dey shake biri biri. If that one open wrapper to adjust, na everything you go just see yakata - Full Frontal View. Easy access too when it comes to time for action.

In conclusion, the girl in the photo is even more decent than those wrapper ones.
RomanceRe: Man In Deep Sorrow As DNA Reveals He Is Not The Father Of His 4 Kids (photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:01pm On Mar 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
They are his children. It makes no difference .

Talk about fidelity the earlier you know no one belongs to you the better for you.

In my culture if you pay the bride price all children are yours . Nobody can lay claims.

If you marry a girl with a child ,her child becomes yours , you can't say you don't want her child.

Even the person that impregnated her can't claim that child.

People wake up and start looking for what's not missing without emotional or psychological preparedness.

As we dance and embrace DNA , we should be ready for what it brings.

A lot of things goes into fathering a child Not JUST SPERM !

These things are not as simple as Nairaland boys think.
Thunder fire you there!
CelebritiesRe: Mabel Makun, AY's Wife Celebrates 35th Birthday (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:58pm On Mar 30, 2021
CardiNice:
See the way her beauty came out because of the type of decent cloth he is putting on.
Ladies should understand that boobs and ass revealing cloths takes their beauty away.
If you look at Ivanka Trump, the first thing you notice is her beauty but looking at women like cardi b, the first thing on your mind is how to have sex with her and just take your share of the cookie but women like Ivanka Trump gets you wishing if she was unmarried, you would have got married to her.
There is always a difference.
The lavish display of camel toe in the all white outfit picture was unnecessary though
CelebritiesRe: Bose Ogulu: I Prefer To Be Respected Than Liked — Burna Boy’s Mum (Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:22pm On Mar 30, 2021
Anigreat:
shocked









What is this Fela used and dumped woman feeling like.


If people don't like you, how will the possibly respect you.
Make una stop dis nonesense talk already. This woman was never a Fela dancer. Or are some people trying to use back door to claim Burna? Only one Felicia Idonije was a Fela back up singer and this was back in the mid 70s when Bose was in primary school.

HealthRe: Johnson & Johnson To Boost Africa’s COVID-19 Vaccine Rollout With 400m Doses by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:15pm On Mar 30, 2021
Yonson & Yonson don come again. Sai!
PoliticsRe: NSCIA Criticizes CAN, Provides List Of Justices, Their Religions by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:47pm On Mar 30, 2021
Our problems many for Nigeria. Huge Sigh!

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Appoints Five Principal Officers For NASENI by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:43pm On Mar 30, 2021
These ones go dey buga now. Dem go begin price property for Dubai sharp sharp grin

CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Mercy Chills With International Babes In A Private Jet by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:59pm On Mar 29, 2021
I bet you that jet never left the ground.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From DJ Barbie's Birthday Party As She Gets A Brand New Car As Gift by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:31pm On Mar 29, 2021
Basic looking babes with plenty make up, expensive weave and body like man will just be making noise in Nigeria. Mtchewww! I blame insecure money miss road Nigerian men for indulging these drag queen lookalikes.
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerian Villages So Ugly Compared To Other Countries? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:49pm On Mar 29, 2021
Aconomist:
The biggest problem in Nigeria is that most of the people don't understand beauty and harmony. Everything in the country is monkey-ish and scatter-scatter. The people generally don't take time to beautify and decorate their living spaces -- leading to ugly environments wherever Nigerians inhabit.

Compare villages in Nigeria to other parts of the world. The first image is a typical Nigerian village. The second image is a village in Northern Europe.
Also, I think that you are deliberately misrepresenting here. In western and northern Europe, rich and well off people move out into the countryside and village to live. Especially creative people like writers and artists. Rich stock brokers, bankers, hedge fund managers and business types also have second homes there. The more remote, the better. They love the clean air, serenity, low population, lots of green, relatively crime free, acres of land etc. Nearly all the poor people live in cities. Go to the council estates and its not so pretty.

It's the complete opposite to Nigeria where the village is full of poor people and the rich people live in cities. From what I understand, its mostly in the SE Nigeria (especially Anambra), SS (Akwa Ibom) and Ijebus in SW where rich people habitually go back to the village to build homes.
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerian Villages So Ugly Compared To Other Countries? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:19pm On Mar 29, 2021
Its down to poverty and inequality. Even cities in Europe and USA were like that until they fixed up.

RomanceRe: Don't Make The Mistake Of Marrying Women In These Categories by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2021
nairalee:
Age 18 - I cannot marry a guy who cannot afford to buy me one plane per week
Age 28- He should at least be financially stable and God fearing
Age 38 - He should just have fear of God. I'll sponsor the wedding
Age 48 - Athiests can now apply
Good deek and happiness will confuse her from age 18 to 24.

Followed by timely resetting of brain with good deek and happiness till age 28. By this time she would have calmed down to level of "at least he's financially stable and God fearing". At least we are a bit comfortable and not owing anybody or bank. We thank God because some a struggling to put food ok the table.

By age 38+, all things being equal, you are home and dry.
RomanceRe: Ladies Actually Eat Their Cake And Have It by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:13pm On Mar 29, 2021
wpadmin:
You remember that saying “You cannot eat your cake and have it”.

That’s not the case any longer.

Highway Ladies actually eat their cake and have it with icing sugar.

Like how else do you explain this?

A girl that is wayward in school getting married to a guy that is well to do and doesn’t look like someone that can cause trouble (not written on the face though).

This is not the first nor the 10th time I’m seeing this in 2021 alone.

When I say wayward I mean girls that are never in class, friday nights you can’t see them in the school hostels.

These girls are the most connected. They know influential people. After playing dirty in school, they still get married to great guys.

Meanwhile, a high percentage of girls that actually study hard in school stay longer without getting married.

But you see guys here saying they would go for brains over beauty. If that’s the case, then who are the ones marrying these ladies of the highway.

I am a non teaching staff in one of Nigeria’s Polytechnics. I finished from the school and got a programming job at the same school.

Due to my age and kind of Job, I meet a lot of students everyday; both male and female.

I know a runs girl when I see one.

They upload the same kinds of stuffs on their WhatsApp status. Dress the same way to school. Have the same attitude.

I don’t have issues with these people, but i am shocked with the choices men make when taking a life partner.

One of them got engaged today and my head became warm. The bros was just smiling as he was putting on the engagement ring. After some staffs I know have screwed and unscrewed this same lady.

Is it that guys don’t know what’s up or this is what they really want.
Of course you understand that everything in Nigeria is back to front? What is nonsense in saner environments makes sense here. We too like bad bad things and bad people for this country. Normal people are too boring for use. We love madness and dysfunction. Na so e be. So this your "eating your cake and having it", na for 9ja e end o.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Tinubu At 69 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:49am On Mar 29, 2021
FBIBOT:
Most people think nairaland users are mostly youths... Its we that sell stuffs online that knows better.. Most are old men and women... They've been with nairaland since the beginning grin
They are not just old men and women. These are journalists, writers, columnists and even some lawyers sef. You can tell from their style of writing. It's one of the biggest problems with Nigeria - old people will not let the youths be. They take over the space meant for youths and run their organisations. The youths are completely disenfranchised. In fact the nature of our culture holds old people in exteme reverence and relegates the youth to the background. This in itself its not a problem SO LONG AS the old people respect themselves and act accordingly, just like the Japanese do. That is not the case in Nigeria. Very irresponsible callous greedy self centered set of people who enjoyed the best of what Nigeria had to offer (pre 90s) for free and then proceeded to plunder the country mercilessly till date.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Tinubu At 69 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:46am On Mar 29, 2021
Ayo2004:
APC and PDP are brothers using scopes to scam Nigerians since 1865 grin
Everybody knows this, including the posters above me. What is driving all this debate is ethnicity.

PDP - Igbo

APC - Hausa/Yoruba/Fulani

At least this is what some people fervently hope it will be. That is why the whole Herdsmen saga made people almost sheet their pants, and they want it swept under the carpet as quickly as possible grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Tinubu At 69 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:42am On Mar 29, 2021
PenName55:
So you are not seeing posts on Nairaland? Even on this thread?


Abi all these are old peeps?
These people are old men and women hiding behind various monikers. Even their style of writing is a dead giveaway
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Tinubu At 69 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:25am On Mar 29, 2021
PenName55:
You see I just wonder why Nigerian youths are like this. One would think after all that happened during #Endsars protest Nigerian youths would wake up and take their future and that of their kids by their hands but No, they are the ones singing praises of these thieves called politicians and calling them to come on and rule them again.

NIGERIA can't be great with youths so corrupt and unserious
Who told you it's youths singing praises? One of the biggest problems of Nigerians is being very gullible and easy to deceive with ethnic flavoured propaganda. So you think these people putting up all these comments in politics on Nairaland are youths? My dear, most of them are grown family men/women, in fact I'll go as far as saying that some are even grandparents.

A person will start a topic and reply themself with their various monikers. They will use their Igbo supporting moniker(s) to make a certain comment, and then reply with their Yoruba or Hausa supporting moniker(s), and vice versa. This debate with themselves ( talk about multi split personality) would go on for as long as it takes to draw in gullible commenters or other commenters who share their view and who may also have multiple monikers that can add fuel to topic. It's complete bullshyte and often devoid of the reality of what is happening outside because these old men and women often get carried away with emotional sentiments.

For me I see it as entertainment.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu: Nigeria’s Democracy Not Complete Without Tinubu by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:56pm On Mar 28, 2021
I hereby declare today, T I N U B U day on Nairaland. undecided
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Akwa Ibom Rivers To Spend More Than 15 Other States Combined In 2021 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:55pm On Mar 28, 2021
chatinent:
I need money. I've been robbed. Mehn. Man's down.
Stop this chat fam. There's bare money to be made, still.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Akwa Ibom Rivers To Spend More Than 15 Other States Combined In 2021 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:53pm On Mar 28, 2021
selemempe:
And yet they dont stand out in infrastructure in any way.
Lagos is filled with slums
Rivers the same
Akwaibom is entirely forgetable

So where is all that money going? Lagos has the smallest land in nigeria and the largest money yet most streets are untarred....no functional metro
Compared to the rest of Nigeria, and the saying of the 1 eyed man in the land of the blind comes to mind, Lagos is miles ahead and I don't expect anything less. However, compared to the rest of the world, it's a joke. It's not a Lagos problem. It's a Nigerian problem.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Akwa Ibom Rivers To Spend More Than 15 Other States Combined In 2021 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:49pm On Mar 28, 2021
dre11:
However, budgetary plans do not translate to eventual spending in any of the states.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/451689-lagos-akwa-ibom-rivers-to-spend-more-than-15-other-states-combined-in-2021.html
These are not credible figures. The only figures that I believe there is the one for Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Sheik Ahmad Gumi Receives COVID-19 Vaccine (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:01pm On Mar 28, 2021
benjackugo:
Islamic Cleric, Sheik Ahmad Gumi has received COVID-19 Vaccine at Kaduna State, IgbereTV reports.
https://www.facebook.com/660673490805047/posts/1788436144695437/?app=fbl
undecided undecided

RomanceRe: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:20pm On Mar 28, 2021
ojonwamama:
Traditional wedding on the 4th of April,2021
To God be the glory
Ebony and Ivory smiley
RomanceRe: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:02pm On Mar 28, 2021
SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups undecided
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only. grin
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched grin grin grin
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it grin grin grin grin cheesy
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad. undecided
You are doing well. I love this grin
RomanceRe: This Girl I'm Dating Forgot My Birthday, Should I Move On ? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:43pm On Mar 28, 2021
londonbanks:
It's not just the fact that she forgot, it's that she's not invested in what we have. I've taken her out on a couple of dates where the majority of the time she was on her phone and not being receptive to my feelings even though I asked her politely to put it away.

Whenever she wants something from me she uses words like "baby" but soons as I send her money it's crickets from then on. Anytime I text her during the day to see how her day is she doesnt reply back and even when she does its "good" or "okay", quick short answers and doesnt reciprocate by asking about mines.

The birthday was the last straw because I had texted her few days ago and she completely ignored me until the day after apologising but only because hers is coming up in a few weeks and probably doesnt want to burn that bridge. She'll forget my birthday but will post on her stories constantly about other people wishing them theirs. It's clear at this point that she's been using me for money and doesn't care about me. Its always the ones you least expect.

Anyways I appreciate anyone who took the time to read this, your input will be greatly appreciated.

No. Stay and be coughing up money, like money ritual, anytime she calls you baby
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Female Undergraduate Does Manual Labour At Building Construction Site by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:09pm On Mar 28, 2021
benjackugo:
Nigerian Female Undergraduate Does Manual Labour At Building Construction Site (Photos, Video)

A Nigerian female undergraduate has shared photos and video of herself doing manual labour at a building construction site, IgbereTV reports.

In a Twitter post she made on Friday, March 26 @02franx shared pictures of herself with a head pan and flanked by male labour workers at a construction site.

She captioned it:


https://twitter.com/02franx/status/1375483272038379524?s=20

She captioned her video;




See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uj-4IXfFPw
More of this and less of monetising their body to depend on men and Nigeria will definitely be heading in the right direction.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Man Almost Beat Me Today At Coza by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:06pm On Mar 28, 2021
Casalindal:
Good morning guys, how are we all doing? Let me go straight to the point. So yesterday my thread was the. Most talked about although yesterday and it drew some attention to me, but something funny happened today on my way heading to church. I was on my way to church and while we were being stop by the traffic light the was this guy, at the next car beside us he started calling me ashawo and a stupid girl not even minding my husband and daughter was all with me. It’s painful he started calling my husband hiv and all kind of name.. I’m in pain and I have cried my eyes out, we could not make it to church as we drove back home my husband has left the house as I speak and it really sad. I shared my story here because I want a form of closure and also inform people what we lady go through when we love a man regardless.

My husband has asked me to leave his house and not to return. This is really sad and I’m broken beyond measure, God know I love this man and I did will never make any mockery of his health but was trying to educate people out there that it’s possible to still be marry to your partner regardless of his status because there are medical teams that can make this possible.
Lies from the pit of hell. I think this woman is a fantasist and manipulator. She needs help

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Criticise Gov Wike Over ₦10 Million Gift To Burna Boy, Others by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:02pm On Mar 28, 2021
Na Burna suppose gift people N10m for rivers state sef. I'm sure he can easily afford it.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Like Romance by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:31am On Mar 28, 2021
funkmrflexx:
My girlfriend doesn't like romance or sex. It's making our relationship boring. She's a very good girl. But when it comes to the sex part she's very boring. She doesn't like kissing or romancing and anytime we have sex she just likes us to go straight to the point. No pre-intimacy or anything. I can count how many times we have kissed since we started dating. I'm a guy who loves adventures in the bedroom and who likes to try new things but she's stiffling me. When we manage to have sex in like 5 minutes she'll said she's tired. She doesn't even want to try new positions or anything. I even have to resort to handjob sometimes just to satisfy myself because I don't enjoy sex with her.
From what I know, her behaviour may be down to -

1) She's actually not sexually attracted to you. Yes someone might love you or click immensely with you, you guys gel madly etc, but no sexual chemistry. Not good at all because this usually leads to cheating down the line. Females are like that. Because mostly they are not natural providers, it's possible for a female to have one man that PROVIDES money/security, another man that PROVIDES love/emotion, another man that PROVIDES mind blowing sex and another that PROVIDES intelligent conversation/ideas/practical help. She can be genuinely attracted to you for one reason. However when the need arises for something else, and you are not able to PROVIDE it, she may reach out to somebody else that can.

2)She's had a traumatic experience or procedure in the past (physically or psychologically) that has affected her sexually - rape/sexual abuse (this is usually the number 1 issue in Nigeria), female genital mutilation, massive love heartbreak/disappointment etc. In that case you have to try and reach out to her emotionally. She has to make a deep emotional connection with you before she can relax and open up properly for you. Lots of hardwork here and you have to ask yourself if she's worth it.

3) She might still be in love with an ex and can't just bring herself to be with someone else fully. Just move on brah, life is too short.

4) Or it simply might be that she is just inexperienced and has been brainwashed by parents or church etc that sex is bad and leads to hell. Again, depends on how serious you are with her, you have hard work to do here. Again, life is to short to be fighting unnecessary battle.
RomanceRe: 10 Things You Should Never Do For A Girlfriend. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:04am On Mar 28, 2021
reccy:
Hello, this write up is solely from my own assumption and certainly from the general view of the "MEN" outside there. This is not a case of redpill or simp whatsoever..... This is however, a case of, "the right thing must be done".

Oya, lets roll........

1) Never put yourself at disadvantage to please her,: They don't worth it. Believe me, you first, your mother, father. Infact, your extend family before her.

2) Don't allow her to come in during financial crisis: to all my new 18 years old guys who, in the interest of the society, want to have a girlfriend, please never allow them to help you during your difficulties except if your want your issue to be talk of the town if things go south.... except if you are also ready to double it in future for her in CASH and not never in kind. They don't understand 'kind'.

3)Never tell her everything about you. Make a reservation and let her finds out on her own if she is curious about it, with that, you gain respects.....

4) Do not explain things to her when she is angry: Kindly give her space to calm down, kindly tell her the logic behind the whole issue and throw away that explanation.... We don't need it here!

5) *[b][/b]Never teach a girlfriend in a room with only both of you at home*: you and i know there is no discipline you want to show by wanting to teach on her visit. Uncle, are you a man at all?there is a greater chances that she will not learn anything unlike in a casual environment. Please save that and do the needful!....wink.....

6) Your parent should be the last place she should know while " girlfriending" and "boyfriending" each other. However, this can change a little when you are serious to marry her.
.......nobody should go and display fake responsibilities to my innocent mother before she would be on my neck when things get south...

7) Never allow her move in with you before marriage. It is a sin before jesus and Allah. They hate it.....
Kindly save the feeling and respect for marriage sake. It helps....

cool Do not show her your weak point: Ladies are good in capitalizing in such area. They have A1 in such area of concentration from the university above.

9) Never make the mistakes of showing or revealing your financial worth. You do that, you are doom.... Mine is to write, yours is to add meaning to it!

10) Never make mistakes of telling her you can do anything for her. Just let her know that you can do the right things for her. Make no satan incarnate make you go slap cultist on her behalf. Nah "on the run you go dy" till thy kingdom come.

11) add yours......

To read is yours, to understand is divine.....
I'm proud of you cuz. Please make sure you back it up practically and not just audio
BusinessRe: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:54am On Mar 28, 2021
mmsen:
Domino's pizza uses cheap cheese in America. You think they use gourmet cheese? huh

And it isn't bad in Nigeria at all.
That cheese I tasted seemed to be bottom of the barrel cheap. That's probably why they were so happy to pile it on.

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