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BusinessRe: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:52am On Mar 28, 2021
airminem:
Lets check this out. One medium burger and one coke daily for the pupils in Government school feed programme tongue. Then after few weeks(4) check the pupils. What do you think?!
It can only be imagined sad
BusinessRe: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:08am On Mar 28, 2021
Ravon:
https://brandspurng.com/2021/03/27/american-fast-food-franchise-burger-king-to-open-outlets-in-nigeria/
So upon all the problems Nigeria is facing, they want to add more junk food to it? My people, all these junk food is universally loathed in the western world. Its pure rubbish that you will be paying a premium (considering the rate of the naira) to be putting inside your body, just because name. This is not progress at all. The road side food from Sikiratu is 1000 times healthier and better for you. The last time I visited Nigeria I tried domino's pizza in Abuja. Yuk! More than half the pizza was cheap cheese oozing from everywhere. What a traumatic experience. Give me roadside food and grills anyway.
Foreign AffairsRe: Idriss Deby: Boko Haram's Resilience Is Unprecedented by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:08am On Mar 28, 2021
Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/bharam-resilience-unprecedented-chad-president/
Their resilience is unprecedented because their high level support is unrivalled.
SportsRe: BMW Drops UFC Star Israel Adesanya As Brand Ambassador Over Rape Comment by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:05am On Mar 28, 2021

PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Become The Country With The Highest Jobless Rate - Bloomberg by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:39pm On Mar 27, 2021
Rgade:
The only thing that can save Nigeria now is another oil boom, this time however; properly utilized.
But what are the odds of that happening.
The future really is bleak for this country,as a matter of fact I see no future.
I foresee a complete breakdown of law and order in the next 10-15 years.
Sorry but boom and bust economy is no good for us. We just wan hammer one time eh?

We need a slow and steady growth spurned by carefully calculated interventions. Sadly this is unlikely for now because all we think about in Nigeria is scheming on how to corner political power. It breaks my heart to come hear everyday and watch matured people talk endlessly about 2023 or 2031 and how this tribe or that group has to position themselves or form a power block so that they can leverage themselves into presidency blah blah blah. Complete empty headed uninspiring backward dumb ni99ar stuff. All people are interested in is tribal visibility, dominace, control etc. I spit at the inferior intellect and development of the black man who's instincts seem to be optimised towards killing and tearing each other down.
SportsRe: Pictures From The Super Eagles Trip To Benin Republic Via The Waterways by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:38am On Mar 27, 2021
owobokiri:
This whole waterway traveling is sooo messy and dangerous considering all that can happen that it shouldn't be tried again. This is what happens when you don't have a tough captain. If it was when Stephen Keshi was the captain of super eagles or even Sunday Oliseh, this won't happen. Not a single jet to fly these guys to Cotonou in less than an hour? What if there was a pirate attack or mishap? Imagine the public relations nightmare that would have been for this seemingly shameless country? And how is it that an institution as big as the FA of a country like Nigeria is always complaining of funds, inspite of all the business opportunities available for the marketing department? This is what happens when you have rectangular pegs in horizontal holes..
Erseekooze mi sah. But what is a horizontal hole?
PoliticsRe: The Biggest Employers In Africa Is Not Government, But Boyfriends- Reno Omokri by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:21pm On Mar 26, 2021
Ajaebaby:
Reno Omokri has come again. This time around, he claims boyfriends are the biggest employers. They pay their girlfriends for sex. Their girlfriends use the money to sustain themselves. He claims Africa as a whole will not move forward if this behavior doesn't stop. According to him, it will only make the nation grow in population and not in economy. See the complete post below:

https://www.operanewsapp.com/ng/en/share/detail?news_id=a8ba8b3df52d62072d8977276c75aae4&news_entry_id=s106ca8a5210326en_ng&open_type=tanscoded&request_id=news_6bfb53fa-be3b-4690-8217-c7f79a366f91&from=news
Make dem kuku form association, appoint chairman to look after affairs. Dem even fit dey lobby government on boyfriend issues. After all ashawo and winch get association for Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advise, No Insult Please by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:19pm On Mar 26, 2021
Dickson178:
there was a girl I met on Facebook,we were making a nice conversation ; then I asked for her number,she gave me ( and was so excited for giving me her number ),so I call her to come over,and she came over ,we had a sex . so after she left ; I gave her some of money (#1,500) she was happy with it and hug me ,and she then she left . two weeks later she called me and said her elder sister child is sick ,I asked her what's the problem? she said she doesn't know what kind of sickness is that ,huh ! so where are they now ,she replied : they're in the hospital now ( I was like getting mad because she was dancing to a beat of collecting my money )I told her babe ,I can feel your pains,but I don't have money,I'm sorry. then two days left,she called me with someone number and said that,she has sold her phone because of her sister baby ,and now she's looking for a way to send her parents money ,huh ! so what are you up to now ,she replied : I can see why some girl chose to be a prostitute ( I was sad inside) and besides I have talked to a prostitute in imo state ( I cried loudly and she heard it ) . I said babe ; it's because of phone you don't have or money to send to your parents, she said no , indeed she's in need of money,and she's leaving Rivers State to imo state next month. I so much loved this girl,and I don't want her to be a prostitute.
please what will I do for her not to be a prostitute,I'm begging
What sort of cheap ass skanks are you messing with? N1500??
CrimeRe: Chadian Lady Nabbed At Abuja Airport With 234g Of Heroine In Her Private Part by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:14pm On Mar 26, 2021

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Visited Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Unannounced? What Happened? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:08pm On Mar 26, 2021
blackboy:
Only a learner will always announce when he or she is coming. A big time learner and slow poke.
Always used this strategy and it works big time. Gives me the answers I need. Move on or stick with her. Never regretted it. Dont waste your life , time , years in a useless relationship.
Even I will say I'm not coming this period. I'm away. Even when im at her door talking to her im at home where are you? I always love the results. I cant be a fool.
All this detective work for babe? What sort of girls are you messing with?
RomanceRe: Honeymoon On A Bad Road In Owerri, Imo State (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:26pm On Mar 26, 2021
lekki1444:
wink whats a little tribal banter between brothers eh ? lighten up wink
So all the despicable tribal slur, incitement to kill, and extreme hate language between Igbo & Yoruba that I read on various forums and blogs, IS JUST HARMLESS TRIBAL BANTERhuh This is a massive revelation for me. I need some fine cognac and kpoli to help me digest this grin
TravelRe: Zamfara, Bauchi, Ekiti Residents Paid Highest Transport Fares In February — NBS by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:59am On Mar 26, 2021
slimanyd:
No be lie. I still enter 30naira Cab this morning sef for Ibadan . grin grin grin and if it was to be Lagos, that same place will be charged around 200naira. MC oluomo dey cash out steady for Una head for Lagos. And majority dey smile and suffer but there headache nah Oyo state.

Later The children of hate will be comparing Oyo state to Lagos or even Ogun.
Lol
TravelRe: Zamfara, Bauchi, Ekiti Residents Paid Highest Transport Fares In February — NBS by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:54am On Mar 26, 2021

CrimeRe: Man Beaten To Death After He Stabbed His Friend For Sleeping With Girlfriend by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:08am On Mar 26, 2021
TerrorSquad:
A 35-year-old man identified as Segun Afuye was beaten to death by an angry mob after he allegedly stabbed his friend, Elewure Sodiq to death for secretly sleeping with his girlfriend.

According to reports, the tragic incident occurred at Oshodi, Lagos State on Wednesday, March 24.

It was gathered that Segun who confronted his friend at a bar in the area for sleeping with his girlfriend Kafayat, stabbed him on the neck with a broken bottle.

Sadly, the victim died on the spot.

Upon seeing that Segun has murdered his friend, the crowd which gathered beat him up seriously.

He died before police officers who were called in to restore order in the area arrived.




https://naijadiary.ng/2021/03/25/man-beaten-to-death-after-he-stabbed-his-friend-to-death-for-secretly-sleeping-with-his-girlfriend/
Pvssy power has destroyed so many Alpha Simps.

EntertainmentRe: Is This Lady a jornalist or she come sell market for super Eagles players by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:59am On Mar 26, 2021
Zzor:
Stop sexualizing her,she's just doing her job
She already sexualized herself (very crassly though) by dressing that way. I don't have a problem with the length of the dress, although she doesn't have the legs to carry it, but her dressing looks downright unprofessional. Is that her interpretation of "sporty look"?
EntertainmentRe: Is This Lady a jornalist or she come sell market for super Eagles players by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:56am On Mar 26, 2021
kenzysmith:
Omo this girl come prepared o, see as anty dey interview Nigerian players awkwardly. is this not the height of desperation?
She certainly doesn't have the legs to carry that dress.
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With My Pastor's Wife .. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:43am On Mar 26, 2021
unamamatoto:
I relocated to Enugu recently and I started attending a small church in my area in Independence Layout (name withheld)... I also joined with the sanctuary department.. So, we clean the church every Saturday.. That was how I became close to her... She very beautiful and has a big soft arse... I asked if I could have her number should in case I need counseling or prayers and, with being hesitant, she did.. wow. I called her and I told her I was traveling and I would like to get her a gift while returning back.. She said okay... Since then, she's been calling to know about my welfare and at the end of the call we made tonight, before we bid farewell, I jokingly told her I miss her and I wish she was not married, that I would have loved to make her mine and she laughed and told me point black that, I should keep trying.. that maybe, I could win her heart... so, my question now is how can I go about it... mature minds please... She's very beautiful and has a wide hip...
YourMamaBigTotoNaSoSoWaterWater angry
BusinessRe: Nigerian Exporter Ships 7,000 Metric Tonnes Of Coca Bean To US by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:32am On Mar 26, 2021
Nuzo1:
Ol boy, this is by no means near a good news.

Serious countries left extractive industry centuries ago. Migrated to industrial production, then hitech production. But here we are still talking about selling raw cocoa for almost free.

You export a raw bag of cocoa at N20,000. White man refines it at the cost of N10,000. Sells the byproducts (cocoa drink, chocolate etc) at N200,000.

White man makes N170,000 profit from your N20,000 years of sweat.

Extractive production impoverishs a nation.

As a matter of urgency, we must learn to add value to our raw materials, be it gold, diamond, crude oil or cash crops like cocoa and cotton.
It's better than doing nothing
CelebritiesRe: Actress Omoni Oboli React After Been Criticize For Passionately Kissing RMD by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:17pm On Mar 25, 2021
Peace081:
Omotola just celebrated 25th wedding anniversary n Annie 8th ooooo, R they not also actress?
He who wears the shoe knows where it pinches.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:19am On Mar 25, 2021
EvolvedPisces:
I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step huh
She don go cook something somewhere wey she dey carry slap you. That's why all you can do is smile like mumu when she slaps you, and even think she's sexy. The slap dey reverse you brain small small. If unchecked, e go reverse your brain patapata. That is why she has the confidence to say that she will beat you mother in your presence. A reverse brain will even join her to beat your own mother. You need help.
PoliticsRe: Army Says Report Of Military Attack On ESN Camp In Abia Is Fake by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:46pm On Mar 24, 2021
NwaNimo1:
The plot thickens....

[img]https://media1./images/6b38b799d52aa5dd6f12fd3c49d70d94/tenor.gif?itemid=3561126[/img]

E.verything

S.eems

N.ormal
This kind babe go sabi do runz.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Govt Awards 57 Oilfields To 161 Bidders, Hides Identities Of Companies by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:35pm On Mar 24, 2021
Advancedman:
600 indigenous oil company in naija?
161 won 57 oil fields how dem wan take share the 57 fields.
An oil field contains oil wells. Therefor you might have 2 or 3 companies operating different oil wells in one single oil field.
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Harry Gets A New Job At BetterUp by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:09pm On Mar 24, 2021
Drsnives:
This guy likes suffer head.

Nawaooooo
Average Nigerian cannot undertand how anybody can turn their back on money and privileged because we are ready to sell our souls (plus our reincarnated soul) for a fraction of what this guy turned his back on.

It doesn't matter if this guy is pvssy whipped or not. The fact here is that his son, his flesh and blood, was going to be treated as a lesser human being by his family because he has black blood in him. The guy has a good heart and is standing his ground. This issue is beyond love and is a matter of principle, equality and fairness. The Royal family had to be exposed for what it truly is - the most racist elite institution in the world that believe they are beyond reproach. Happy to feed fat on the blood and resources of black people, but horrendously racist and patronising towards us. Killed Princess Diana because she was set to marry an Arab. Extremely odious family with blood on their hands.
PoliticsRe: Senator Aisha Binani Describes Bayelsa As A Small State, Seriake Dickson Reacts by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:00pm On Mar 23, 2021
Typicool8:
It's not the fault of the stupid senator
I blame bayelsa people for allowing govt to use their oil money to develop the North
Jokes and jibes apart, what do you expect the people of Bayelsa to do? Don't forget the people of Akwa Ibom, Delta, Edo, Cross Rivers, Ondo, Imo and Abia too.
PoliticsRe: Senator Aisha Binani Describes Bayelsa As A Small State, Seriake Dickson Reacts by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2021
Kwanza:
Drama As Dickson Tackles Senator Who Described Bayelsa As A Small State



https://dailytrust.com/drama-as-dickson-tackles-senator-who-described-bayelsa-as-a-small-state
I never believe any government or government parastatal released stats or census. They are all horribly manipulated for political purposes. I'm not talking about 15 or 20% manipulation here and there. I'm talking about barefaced gross manipulation of figures. And some fools will be using such stats to boast or mock. SMH
CelebritiesRe: Larissa London Celebrates Her Son, Dawson, On His 1st Birthday (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:46am On Mar 23, 2021
Viknat:
How can a guy make all the cash as a single person only to be colonised by one babe who u met after u made money,and your money attracted them? Davido groove your life. U are entitled to as many of these bitches as u deem fit. If u were one broke ass guy, none would have flocked around u. No send any body o, even if Dem give u son. That na their new strategy.... "I already have a son for him, so he will commit to me, by God's grace , he is mine and mine Alone". Nonsense and ingredients statement from lazy whores.
You can't blame a b!tch for trying to though, but e choke.
RomanceRe: My Domestic Worker Is Trying To Seduce Me by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:59pm On Mar 22, 2021
Hugomexis:
I recently employed the services of a cleaner to come to my place to wash the curtains,clean the floor tiles and handle my clothes.

Generally,she's to oversee the general tidiness of my place.She comes twice in a week. The job I do strains me a lot so I do not have time to always clean my place as I'm always on the move.

Now this girl who's older than me,she's 25 has been giving off some very naughty vibes.She's been trying to get me to touch her.

Whenever I'm at home and she's doing her cleaning,she walks around in skimpy clothes.The other time,what she did was to allow the wrapper she tied around her chest to fall on the floor leaving her naked.

I saw everything as I was watching TV that day.She hurriedly picked up the wrapper,tied it while muttering some apologies.

She is pretty but she's not on my level.

I don't go around fvcking girls who work for me or fvcking girls who need my help.

There was one girl from my secondary school who was stranded one time.She had no place to stay.She called and I told her to come over to FESTAC to stay with me.She stayed for 3weeks with me.I didn't touch her or make any moves to do so even though she made moves to have sex with me numerous times during her stay with me.

What I told was that if the both of us were gonna have sex then she'll have to leave my place then come back so I'd be sure she came for an entirely different purpose.

I don't like taking advantage of women in vulnerable positions


This is what my cleaner is yet to understand.She has seen that I'm young,well to do and living alone that's why she's seducing me cheesy.She doesn't know my pe.nis doesn't get Hot for just any type of woman,it only gets Hot for women who I have no working relationship with or who I'm not directly responsible for.
If that's how you really feel about her sexual overtures, then why haven't you sacked her? Are you enjoying seeing her trying to seduce you or what. You think you are in control but, so long as she's around you, there's a chance that one day she'll succeed. Bodi nor bi wood. One day you may begin to see her differently. Heck, you've already said she's pretty, so as far as I'm concerned she's got her foot in the door.

Either all that or the story is fake
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Babymama Chioma Twerks And Rain Down Naira In A Birthday Party by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:27pm On Mar 22, 2021
Finestgal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48k46ipcByI

Davido's babyMama Chioma was seen twerking having fun and raining down naira in a birthday party

She looks so happy and carefree even after the cheating scandal
All these overfed girls sef. angry
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye And His Wife, Anita Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2021
Have a good one

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