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PoliticsRe: Biden Asked To Endorse Okonjo-iweala For WTO Top Job by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:11pm On Feb 05, 2021
Jones4190:
Binde adminstration favor nigeria more than obama and Trump adminstration.
She is an American citizen
CrimeRe: Staff Who Stole Boss' Money To Open A Phone Shop Is Caught After 2 Months (Pix) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:16pm On Feb 05, 2021
onthehill:
Staff Who Stole His Boss' Money To Open A Phone Shop Is Caught After Two Months (Photos)

A man accused of stealing N7 million Naira from his former employer and using it to open his own phone shop has been nabbed after two months, IgbereTV reports.

The employer, Kola Adesina took to Twitter to share a photo of the man named Sunday who was stripped to his underwear and tied hands and feet after he was caught.

Kola said he's been hunting him for two months. Sunday has now been handed over to the authorities.

Kola wrote on Instagram;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CK48kQZnMXU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Every day for the teeef...
FamilyRe: Ovi James: 'Open Letter To My Fake Mother' Pastor's Daughter Blasts Her Mother by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:14pm On Feb 05, 2021
Odiriance4all:
The daughter of elshaddai church took to her Instagram blasting her mother




https://www.instagram.com/p/CK5SqKiJJpi/



https://www.instagram.com/p/CK5TswCpTRc/



https://www.instagram.com/p/CK5UDd_JZHa/
Please we need more topics like this involving people from tribes [b]other than [/b]Igbo, Hausa/Fulani or Yoruba. If the lady involved in this topic was from one of those groups, this thread would have quickly degenerated into ethnic slurs, name calling and stereotyping. The central issue will be ignored and nothing will be learned. Any foreigner dipping into this forum and landing on such a page will think that we are all right wing lunatic bigots.
PoliticsRe: Families Of Six Slain Igbo Soldiers Drag Buratai, Army To ICC - Lawyer by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:45pm On Feb 05, 2021
Odinaka00:
Is this how you wanna grow your useless blog by posting a video that trended over 10yrs now?
Please modify your post to exclude the nudity. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Families Of Six Slain Igbo Soldiers Drag Buratai, Army To ICC - Lawyer by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:43pm On Feb 05, 2021
Rugaria:
One day I will find you wherever you are and break your kneck for this very useless picture you use to violate the sanctity of every thread for months now... I don't know what that gal did to you... Imp
And you think quoting it is helping?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her 41st Birthday Today by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:59am On Feb 05, 2021
fourboys:
She still looks beautiful, [s]but she should learn to always cover her weak breast[/s], they are tired mehnn




Happy birthday Queen Tiwa my crush dat year
We are not complaining!!!
InvestmentRe: Oscar Onyema Marries Annette At 52 (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:04pm On Feb 04, 2021

EducationRe: heaven by OnlyDeCapPlease(m):
BoyOfNaija:
I've tried my best to get money for my educational and satisfaction, I don't want to be dependent. Now the school are requesting allot of stuff, I requested for money from my dad and mum all said they have no money. The lecturers keep sending me out. Am just feeling like am the most hated being on Earth.

I don't have free time to look for work and what work can I do self? I just want to get money, it's just getting unbearable, my parent pest me and don't really care at all. They said let me be a man and be satisfying myself.
Now I made a choice to look for money at all cost.
I just need money right now.
Be it Sacrificing anyone I love even though I love nobody right now. Not even myself.
If there is any cult group I can join to be carrying out missions and get paid, am ready!
If it's to become a fraudster just teach me am ready. If it's to steal am also ready.
Just anyway I can be independent. Right now am just in tears.
Drop a useful advice please. And if you'll teach me a way just indicate, I promise to follow the one that suits.
One way for you. Instant success. Ritual of Death Wealth Reincarnation (A solis ortu mors rituali Metempsychosis). It has its origins in the ancient and mysterious Mashco-Piro tribe in the deep dark jungles of Peru where modern life has not penetrated except for a handful of very rugged and determination suicidal explorers.

Basically the ritual, only attempted by the bravest of the brave, means you have to allow your self to be bitten by the deadly Brazilian wandering spider. You will instantly be inflicted by a long extremely painful erection followed by the most intense pain you can ever imagine. While this is happening, and while you slide into delirium, you have to chant some specific lines in ancient Latin that you would have practiced beforehand. At the end of the lines you have to call the specific amount of money that you need. You will then slip into madness and then die a cruelly painful death. You will reincarnate at the next set of the sun and will be worth the money that you called within 30 sun sets. One side effect of this ritual is that you will have to be smashing pvssy every day because it makes you rod very potent and overactive. I've heard of one man in the east who is in possession of this spider in Nigeria. But be warned! Some people have gone through that process and ended up poorer than they were before because the intense pain and madness from the bite of the Brazilian wandering spider made them talk rubbish instead of calling big money during the ritual. Imagine having an overactive rod with no money?! You will be addicted to constant self servicing and prone to rape.
EducationRe: LAUTECH Student's Leaked Sex Video: Story Behind The Sex Tape, The Girl Reacts by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:29am On Feb 04, 2021
majamajic:
Lies , it was inside the sex video $5000 was mentioned

This is just a case of memory card mismanagement , the guys themselves might even among the victims

The video never reach xvideo , I will try empress later today
Using this as excuse to watch p*rn with largest size of Vaseline by your side grin

PoliticsRe: Sheikh Abubakar Gumi Visits Bandits In Zamfara Forests (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:59am On Feb 04, 2021
ezenwajosh:
we need to make more post on this gwodogwodo janjaweeeed soldiers because our people don't know what's coming
The ones that were called "sweepers" during the civil war. Typically had long hair that covered their eyes. Basically they operated behind the normal Nigerian army. When the regular Nigerian army had taken a location, these Gwodo Gwodo came in and "swept" everything in their part. In fact some kind hearted Nigerian Army soldiers used to warn villagers to run away and not come back after x amount of days because the Gwodo Gwodo were foreigners who spoke no English and killed anything that moved apart from women whom they raped first.
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Abubakar Gumi Visits Bandits In Zamfara Forests (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:49am On Feb 04, 2021
ezenwajosh:
The popular Muslim cleric visited them in bush to discuss an end to banditry shocked



https://punchng.com/gumi-visits-zamfara-ban
dit-in-forests-appeals-for-peace/?amp=1
If their location is known why are the Nigerian Army not doing Python Dance therehuh
BusinessRe: Judge Issues Arrest Warrant For Exxonmobil's Richard Laing by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:28am On Feb 04, 2021
Jwonder:
�� Executives of multinationals are untouchable in Nigeria, efcc is only barking!
...especially American citizens. I understand that we have an agreement with them.
CrimeRe: Suspected Herdsmen Kill OPC Member, Kidnap Farmer In Ondo by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:33pm On Feb 03, 2021
Damiloladonald:
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D tin taya me o. All of a sudden......
PoliticsRe: Video Of Fulani Terrorists,raped A Woman And Removed Her Eye In Akure by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:28pm On Feb 03, 2021
That woman wearing pink top and trouser that pulled her husband away from there is very wise.
RomanceRe: My Daughter My Son And I In Brand New Photos by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:23pm On Feb 03, 2021
Airforce1:
You all would agree that I'm doing well as a responsible dad .

Don't hate, be inspired .

It is too late to fail, Amen .
No need for DNA test. grin
RomanceRe: Benefits Of An Orgasm by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:20pm On Feb 02, 2021
Ladylite:
Have you ever had a BBC? Not the pencil-like or carrot kinda deek, I mean a big size cucumber that digs well into you, now imagine it keeps doggedly digging for 45mins with at least 6-8 different positions, your body will convulsed with orgasm and you may vibrate like a Nokia 3310, but just at such climax, your man keeps digging for the next 15-20 extra mins and doesn't stop, then your orgasm will explode into a crazy ejaculation, yes oh, women actually release fluid called squirt!!

Only few men survive to give such pleasure, any dude can take kolakolagbo and make us squirt but only a skillful dude can get us to squirt and release fountain of water from our puzi.
Drop your email, I can not explain further here so I don't get banned
Do you have any published Work?
PoliticsRe: NNPC Operational Expenses Of Idle Refineries Hit ₦6 Billion In October by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:50pm On Feb 02, 2021
Ecstasy154:
https://thenationonlineng.net/nnpc-operational-expenses-of-idle-refineries-hit-n6bn-in-october-report/
They are deliberately being run to the ground while we wait for our mega saviour project to be completed. Na their format be that since 1500 - hold everything and everyone back until we catch up, even if it takes us 2000 years.
RomanceRe: It's Like Many Married Women Don't Use Protection When Committing Adultery by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:40am On Feb 02, 2021
spoked:
I may not be wrong
Do married men use condom?
EducationRe: FUPRE Lecturer Laments, As Students' Cars Take Over Parking Space (Photo, Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:50am On Feb 02, 2021
ValCon888:
The school is a Petroleum University but the students are studying Yahoo Engineering.
You got this wrong. I know that school very well. It started off as Training school for the petroleum industry before attaining polytechnic status in the 90s and then university. You've always had junior staff from various petroleum companies in Warri, PH and Benin attending there as students. Especially staff from Warri Refinery and Petrochemicals. These are young men and women who probably joined these companies straight from secondary schools, have worked their way properly into the company but cannot progress further because of no higher institution qualification. Some have been granted study leave by their companies while some are bravely working and studying full time. Thats why you see countless students with cars
PoliticsRe: Why There Are Many Northerners In The Nigerian Army by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:22pm On Feb 01, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Before the Nigerian Army became what is it today, it was formally called The Royal West African Frontier Force. This force was created by the British Colonial Office in 1900 to garrison the West African colonies of Nigeria, Gold Coast, Sierra Leone and Gambia. In 1928, it received royal recognition, becoming the Royal West African Frontier Force (RWAFF).

Out of the Royal West African Force came the Northern and Southern Nigeria Regiment which eventually became the Nigerian Army.

After Nigeria got independence, the new Nigerian Army was open for all, applications were sent far and wide but guess what happened, many southerner politicians persuaded their people not to join the army, only the stubborn southerners joined. At the end of the day, northern applicants were more than southern applicants, because of the disparities in the number of applications between the North and the south, lot of public awareness about the Nigerian army were advertised on the radio, tv and newspaper, infact, army recruiters were sent to many southern villages and town but they all declined to join.

At the end of the day, many Northerners were recruited in the army leaving the south with very few soldiers. Because of lack of foresight from the southern politicians, they all missed the train.

Till today, southerners are still suffering from the effect of their lack of participation in the Nigerian army...this same effect is also seen in the Nigerian navy, airforce and police.

The lack of foresight from southern politicians will lead to the destruction of the south, presently, the south is experiencing a brain drain, at the end of the day, the north will get all those opportunities which brain drains took away.
Hausa soldiers have always been more in the army right from colonial times. The British saw them as "warrior tribe" and they always showed extreme loyalty and extreme brutality in the field. Without the use of the Hausa soldier the British conquest of Nigeria would have been almost impossible.

Here's an excerpt from somewhere -

In British colonial Nigeria, the military was more heterogeneous than previously thought and British ideas about “martial races” changed depending on local reactions to recruiting. In the early twentieth century British officers saw the northern Hausa and southwestern Yoruba, who dominated the ranks, as civilized “martial races.” The Yoruba stopped enlisting given new prospects and protest, and southeasterners like the Igbo rejected recruiting given language difficulties and resistance. The British then perceived all southern Nigerians as lacking martial qualities. Although Hausa enlistment also declined with opportunities and religious objections, the inter-war army developed a northern ethos through Hausa language and the northern location of military institutions. The rank-and-file became increasingly diverse including northern and Middle Belt minorities, seen by the British as primitive warriors and as insurance against Muslim revolt, enlisting because of poverty. From 1930, military identities in Nigeria polarized with uneducated northern/Middle Belt infantry and literate southern technicians.

Some more facts/history -

Royal West African Frontier Force

The decision to raise this force was taken in 1897 because of British concern at French colonial expansion in territories bordering on Northern Nigeria. The first troops were from that area and thought of by the British as "Hausas" - to the end of colonial rule, the Hausa language was a lingua franca in a very multi-tribal force, especially in Nigeria. 
On formation in 1900, the RWAFF comprised:

Gold Coast Regiment – 1 battalion infantry and 1 battery mountain artillery

Northern Nigeria Regiment – 3 battalions infantry (including 1 mounted)

Southern Nigeria Regiment – 2 battalions infantry and 2 batteries mountain artillery. **Half of the Southern Nigeria Regiment (1 whole battalion) was made up of the the "Hausa Force" or Lagos battalion.

Sierra Leone Battalion – 1 battalion

The Gambia Company – 1 company

**Therefore in effect 4 whole battalions (half) of the RWAFF was made up of "Hausa" or Northern soldiers.

On 1 January 1914 the Southern Nigeria Regiment's two battalions were merged with those of the Northern Nigeria Regiment to become simply the Nigeria Regiment.
The RWAFF was finally disbanded in 1960 as the British colonies of Nigeria, Sierra Leone and The Gambia moved towards independence. The former RWAFF units formed the basis of the new national armies of their respective states.

**In conclusion, 80% of the Nigerian Regiment that formed the basis of the Nigerian army after independence was "Northerners". The purpose of subjugation of southern tribes and territory has been ingrained in their DNA for over a century.
TravelRe: The Forms Of Racism You Have Faced As An African Abroad by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:34am On Feb 01, 2021
lemon10:
Please Kindly Share Any Form Of Racism You Have Faced As An African Abroad

It's not all bed of roses studying overseas for Africans, especially Nigerians. We face different forms of racism in one way or the other. Nigerian students studying overseas lets please feel free to share the various forms of racism we have faced.

I am based in China and on so many occasions, some Chinese would rather prefer to stand than to sit next to an African on a public bus. The most annoying thing is that they worship Europeans and Americans.
The Chinese behaviour is just human nature. They feel inferior to Caucasians and aim to be like them, but they feel superior to Black people.

When I first arrived in UK it was shocking to me how people gave you looks of disgust and sometimes talked down to you. Although I've since come to discover that the UK is much more better than Asia, USA, Australia and Central Europe (in fact it can be argued that UK is the most tolerant non black country in this world for foreigners) the fact still remains that you get a different experience as a black person. I was lucky enough to go back to Nigeria for an extended period after 2 years in the UK. It only took a few weeks for my romanticised nostalgic memory of Nigeria to be smashed to pieces when I experienced certain things around tribe and ethnicity in Nigeria. It became blindingly obvious to me that your experience in Nigeria, and how you view Nigeria, depends on your tribe (especially if you are typical product of that tribe) and where you live, same way that a black person will have different experience in the UK especially if you are typically black. For certain tribes in Nigeria, the more you soften up certain aspects of your tribe ( accent, looks, dressing etc) the less resistance you get from certain Nigerians. Same thing I observed in the UK. Unless you want to spend you entire time in UK in the comfort of the black community, doing certain jobs and conducting certain businesses (legal and illegal) centered around your community, then you probably have to soften certain aspects in order to progress in the UK. Its annoying but its a fact. Basically I concluded that racist behaviour or tribalism is human nature. Some of us by nature are able to mask or dampen it or are not triggered by those things that will make others respond in a racist or tribalistic way to certain things or issues. Some of us have enlightened ourselves out of it. Some of us, through marriage or relationships have been opportuned to see other races or tribes in a different way. For some of us, the love for our fellow human being outshadows any racist or tribalistic inclinations.

Having reasoned all the above out, it enabled me to understand (but not condone) the racist behaviour of certain people and the system in the UK when I returned after my extended stay in Nigeria. Just like those in Nigeria, those in the Uk can't help themselves from behaving that way because its human nature that has been reinforced by years of a racist (or tribalistic in the case of Nigeria) narrative by older family members and other people in the community, and a biased media in some instances. Coming to that understanding really improved my state of mind and things really progressed smoothly for me career wise. Also it helped me to understand more the tribalistic behaviour in Nigeria. Most importantly it reinforced my pride and confidence in my own ethnicity.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Women As A Good Looking Guy. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:07am On Jan 30, 2021
djsjxjfjdisjdjb:
lol. its obvious he is young. leave am make he enjoy him early 20s. lol.
True. Some of us have been there before. Girls giving you the green light. Some can't stand you and some can't get enough of you. He should enjoy it while it lasts.
RomanceRe: I Called Her And A Guy Was Moaning At The Background. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:17pm On Jan 29, 2021
spoked:
I used to like this girl those days. She is sincere to a level though. I won't say she is disciplined enough, but I could say she was nice, homely and beautiful. I was even later interested in marrying her.

One day, I called her line and as we were speaking, I heard a guy moaning at the background. The moaning was serious. This story is not a lie. I don't know what the guy was doing, but it was like he was really fornicating her. Maybe he was trying to make me look stupid in the name of "I dey sleep with her and she they on phone"... Good news, the girl is married today, and I think to a calm guy... I liked her and if I see her today, I could still jubiliate.

Another one goes to a Bible believing church, though she is not a serious christian. I called her one day, and I heard like a bed shaking, you know how bed with spring make noise.. The shaking was continuous, and I asked her if she was doing it. She couldn't reply... Later I had a guy speaking in the background.

Sometimes when we call our friends of the opposite sex or the ones we love, they may be Stark naked somewhere else having sex while listening to you.... Na so e be .. this life no balance...

Anyway, we have good guys and good girls that are awesome for marriage. We have non-virgins who have wonderful soul, and virgins who are good too...

My brother was lucky, he married his wife a virgin...... Whether virgin or not, a good one is to be respected and valued.
Brah you have nothing to worry about. Na indomine guy been dey straff am that na why she fit answer phone and even put nail polish at the same time. Like say na correct guy been dey straff am, she no go even notice full police siren even if e dey blow inside her room.
HealthRe: Not Able To Push My Penis Into Her Vagin by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:07pm On Jan 29, 2021
Obingo:
Not able to push my penis into her vagin

I am newly married and tried to have sex with her few times. At the time of intercourse I am not able to push my penis into her vagina. Intially my penis getting harder while keep on trying to push my penis losing its erection at the time of intercourse. it entered only twice. Please suggest some solution to my prblm.
We are both novice and sex seems quite difficult
Does the cap enter? Because if the cap enters then surely the rest will follow. Is she a virgin?
CelebritiesRe: “DJ Cuppy Didn’t Pay Zlatan Ibile For His Services” - Israel DMW Reveals by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:47pm On Jan 29, 2021
Beckysexy:
If it's true then that's very bad of her.
So she was even the one at fault, yet she she was playing the victim.
She should be the president of Stingy Women Association of Nigeria (SWAN) grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

HealthRe: Bill Gates To Nigeria: Wait For GAVI COVID-19 Vaccines by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:05pm On Jan 27, 2021
EJanni:
Nigeria is not a poor country, the problem is that we have a bunch of greedy politicians.
They will heed to this advice just to embezzle the funds mapped out for covid-19 vaccine.
The people = The politicians = The people

This means that you are blaming yourself. Therefore we can equally say -

*NE of Nigeria is not insecure they only have a bunch of violent terrorist and bandits operating there

*That woman is not a prostitute she only has sex with male paying customers so that she can feed, pay rent and pay her bills
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen: Tinubu Silent Because He Does Not Want To Offend Buhari - Adebanjo by OnlyDeCapPlease(m):

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