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RomanceRe: See The Pretty Lawyer Nigerians Says Her Beauty Can Confuse The Judge (PHOTOS) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:37pm On Feb 17, 2021
TrunnionNews:
A very pretty Nigerian lady has done her self good by acquiring new qualification.


The young lady celebrated her graduation by posting some beautiful photos on her Twitter page.

Many Nigerians rushed under her comment section on Twitter to congratulate her and to also shower praises on her beauty.

A young Nigerian lady identified as Maryam Musa took to her Twitter handle to announce her acquiring a law degree and becoming the latest law graduate in town.

Maryam whose institution is yet to be verified captioned her success as "Achievement unlocked" and also went on to thank God for the great success.

She shared the photos of herself wearing a lawyer's wig and gown.

Many Nigerians rushed to her comment section to shower praises on her and many guys told her how beautiful she looks.

See her adorable photos here
https://www.trunnionnews.com/2021/02/see-pretty-lawyer-nigerians-says-her.html
She's just there sad
EducationRe: My Department Is Full Of Females by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:36pm On Feb 17, 2021
7victor:
I heard a story of one engineering department that had over 100 males and one female.

The males so much loved the only female student that they were contributing about N500 each every year to pay her school fees.

If more than 100 students contribute N500 each,it would be more than N50,000 which was about the school fees.

There was one rich boy in that department who was always giving the lady money.

When they were doing night reading, she would also come to read with the others and to do night tutorials.

Trouble started when the rich boy convinced the lady to stop attending the night tutorials but rather he paid the guy who was doing the tutorial to do it only for him and the lady in his (the rich boy's) house.

The rich boy also went and paid the lady's fees without involving the others.

The others thought he was looking down on them.

Every other male students were against him for doing that.

But the issue was soon resolved.

She really enjoyed love from the male students since she was the only female.

According to the story, throughout her 5 years as a student, she never paid school fees because it was always paid for her by the males of her department.

Anything that involves money was always taken care of by the males.

All assignments that were given, someone would do it for her.
I'm seething with rage here. What nonsense angry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Moving Towards Disintegration - Abdulsalami Abubakar Warns by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:46pm On Feb 17, 2021
EventsRe: Why Does The Bride's Name Come First On A Wedding Invitation? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:52am On Feb 17, 2021
afonjabreed:
Out of curiosity ,I just want to know why the names on wedding invitations are arranged in such order.

Can anyone please explain
Because that is how the order of things will be once you imprison yourself in that institution. Her needs and ideas will come first, whether you like it or not. You will think you are running things, but your are being seriously manipulated on a very deep level. She will see and notice things that you will only realise 6 months later. 20 years later, you will be looking 20 years older than your real age, while she'll be ok
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Won’t Restructure Nigeria If He Becomes President — Ayo Adebanjo by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:46am On Feb 17, 2021
bash8936:
Mumu!
With the way igbos are enjoying everything in Lagos. From money, business down to property. 50% of riches in south east was made from Lagos.
Tinubu made enemies from the indigenous group of some lagosian because of the way he’s giving Igbos freedom in Lagos to do as they wishes, appointing them in positions. Just check Sam egwube. The budget of Lagos is being administered by an Igbo man. Same with Nigeria and both men are chosen by tinubu and they are both igbos.
Sometimes I just pity the man cuz u can’t satisfy humans even if u give them ur eyes to see.
The only hatred for Tinubu is just pure ethnic hatred because if there is even any tribe tribe hating on tinubu. It should be the Yoruba people themselves or maybe Hausa too sha. But sincerely it is unfair for Igbo people to hate on the man.
Sometimes I see the reason why Buhari doesn’t want to have anything do with the igbos because when he see things they are saying about the Tinubu that have been accommodating them in Lagos since 1999 without any intimidation, killings or undue influence. They do their business peacefully, live, feed, marry and raise family here in Lagos without fear of being killed or lynched base on ethnic or religious sentiments unlike the north.
The only reward they give Tinubu is constant swearing and unapologetic opposition daily from one trend to the other. We the Yoruba’s and Lagosians are anxiously waiting for post 2023.
I don't understandhuh Haven't Igbos and other ethnic groups always enjoyed a progressive type of freedom in Lagos? Even going back to the return of slaves from Freetown in the 1800s when many people who were not even ethnic Yoruba settled in Lagos with their slave names, learnt Yoruba and now their family names woven into the history of Lagos from thereon.

You are making it sound as if it all wasn't possible until Tinubu accommodated them. What does that even mean? Let me tell you, the only region that makes fellow Nigerians feel like proper foreigners is the Northern region. People from other ethnic groups live and work freely in PH, Warri, Benin, Uyo, Enugu, Owerri, Calabar, Asaba, Sapele, Makurdi, etc.

The reason why more and most people flood to Lagos is because there are more opportunities there. You almost have no choice. The 2 functioning (federal built & owned) seaports we have in this country is located there. The only truly (federal built & owned) International gateway MMIA Airport is located there. As we speak, Africa's largest refinery is being built there (we all know Dangote is FG grin ). Until 1991 Lagos was the federal capital of Nigeria so all roads lead there.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Won’t Restructure Nigeria If He Becomes President — Ayo Adebanjo by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:47am On Feb 17, 2021
butterfly777:
In 1914, different African kingdoms that were conquered by the British were merged. They called it amalgamation.

This was done to last for a hundred years, and the purpose was for easy administration of the lands by the British Conquerors.

This 100-year arrangement elapsed in 2014.

It is now up to us to organize how to go back to our separate ways.
It wasn't expiry sir. It was best before 2014.

FamilyRe: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2021
Mokason288:
You are very funny

Where are you from?

If your brothers wife could shoot you, I’m sorry to say this ....

Your brother is an A$$

There should be boundaries every where, I feel it’s wrong to go into her kitchen

But she doesn’t have any right to throw his things outside... that decision is for the brother



I HOPE I MADE SENSE
No the guy is an a$$ because if he respects his brother then he'll treat his wife with respect. And what has where he's from got to do with anything? Nigerians sef.
PoliticsRe: Kidnapping: FG To Install CCTV Cameras On Highways by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:38pm On Feb 16, 2021
SimplePlan34:
Cctv inside bush abeg naija na scam

CelebritiesRe: South African Lady Goes Completely Naked To Celebrate Zulu Culture (photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:29pm On Feb 16, 2021
No wonder HIV was rampant in SA. With women like this, who I hear also have a very healthy knacking appetite, it will be very difficult for a full blooded man to resist. Very difficult.
EducationRe: Benue State University Student, Jessica Agee Shot Dead by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:15pm On Feb 16, 2021
capitalzero:
Useless people. fulani are killing their farmers and they could not enter forests to fight killer herdsmen
Na true o. How come all these "rugged men" never enter forest go fight bandits since?
TravelRe: The Strid At Bolton Abbey In UK Is One Of The World Most Dangerous Places (Pix) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:03pm On Feb 16, 2021
ArrewaDrugGang:
I had few experience with rivers during during my NYSC day in Eastern Nigeria, Anambra around the dreaded Okija there is a river called by the locals urashi. This river needs to be appeased from time to time to avert it aggression cause when it gets aggressive things/humans get pulled into it. Personally I think that the most dangerous waterway ever. but I give that rank the the river that drowned Jeffrey Scott Buckley in Seattle
Orashi, Urashi, Olasi same river passes through many states - Imo, Anambra, Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta
HealthRe: Swimming Pool In Lagos Filled With Lovers On Valentine's Day (Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:13pm On Feb 16, 2021
PotatoSalad:
Ewww.
So this lady working in a fast food asked about my valentine's Day yesterday evening when I went to buy bread. Told her same old same old, movies and video games. After packaging my bread, she went to the fridge and packaged a nice ice cream and two meat pies, gave it to me, smiled and said enjoy your evening sir.

Nwanne I was shocked. Was unreal. grin
Don't fall for it. You'll end up spending a thousand times more than the cost of that meat pie and ice cream by the time she has finished with you.
RomanceRe: Married Man Catches Wife Celebrating Valentine In A Hotel With Her Lover (video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:03pm On Feb 16, 2021
Lovelyn451:
a man will know that a woman is married yet will go after her and even have sex with her....hmmm
Must the married woman open toh toh for the man. Haba!? Marriage is a farce. What do men gain from marriage sef?

- Na man go still propose (beg) for marriage
- Na the man go still spend money for the marriage ceremomy (Introduction, trado, white wedding, court wedding, after wedding party, honeymoon)
- Meanwhile the wedding ceremony is the "woman's day"
- Na the man go still spend money to run and maintain his famiky
- Na the man go still use him energy nack him wife (harder, harder, deeper!)
- Meanwhile they will say "Happy wife Happy life"
- and the list goes on.

Meanwhile, the moment the hard working, long suffering, nag receiving husband shows any "dip in performance", the wife is outside like fiam looking for dick or money.

Marriage has ZERO value for men! Baby father is the most commitment any real man should give to any woman. Use your money to enjoy yourself and take care of yourself and your life. Stress of marriage will age you beyond your time. Also most of those men experiencing erection problems, even some as young as late 20s, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MOST OF YOU. As the old saying goes "everyday one toh toh dey dull preek". Very true. Especially with a very boring loose mouth woman. MARRIAGE NA SCAM
CelebritiesRe: Meet Segun Adebayo That Proposed To Toyin Lawani On Val's Day by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:56pm On Feb 16, 2021
vickydevoka:
o.k grand pa.
you just remind me of one of my neighbors that always say " boy u de talk lyk pikin, right now is roaming around the street of Benin forming aye baggers
Help me anchor Epa when you jam am next. Make sure na royal anchor o grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet Segun Adebayo That Proposed To Toyin Lawani On Val's Day by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:18pm On Feb 16, 2021
vickydevoka:
1. tonyin is too old for dis guy
2. most Nigerians are sapiosexual offline.
3. dick has nothing to do with love rather personal interest
I've seen from your profile that you've been on Nairaland since 2013 so you can't be a kid, but your comment sounded like you're one. No offence. Good dick can lead to marriage proposal on the spot. Take it from me. Ladies who have their own money or who believe that they can always make their own money (and who know themselves and what their red lines are) behave differently compared to gold digging 2 kobo women.
CelebritiesRe: 'I Was A Virgin Till 24' - Flavour (Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:06pm On Feb 15, 2021
NobleAngell:
And since 24, that waist has not known rest.
Abi you don follow stress test the waist? grin
PoliticsRe: Court Jude Agbaso’s Impeachment After Eight Years by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:04pm On Feb 15, 2021
wink2015:
This deputy governor, Agbaso was a tsetse fly on the scortum of governor Rochas Okorocha during their 8 years administration in Imo state
How did you know? Has Okorocha open yansh for you before to see his pleeek?

CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani Engaged To Adebayo, Her Photographer On Valentine's Day by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:57am On Feb 15, 2021
meobizy:
She’s 39 and desperate. The idiot gold digger wants to chop before catching the next desperate old woman. I’m sure he’ll gbensh all her friends along the line.
And why not? Do think that kpoli smoking Toyin will hesitate, for even 1 second, if the opportunity to bleep a well ripped hot stud comes up?
RomanceRe: Man Gifts Lover N30 Million Tesla Car For Valentine's Day Celebration (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:46pm On Feb 14, 2021
TMSMedia:
Man Gifts Lover N30 Million Tesla Car For Valentine's Day Celebration (Photos)

A young lady has shown off the N30 million Tesla car gifted to her by her lover for Valentine's day celebration, IgbereTV reports.

The lady took to Twitter with the handle @KhaParisDior to announce herself as the latest owner of the coveted whip.

She wrote:

"BEST VALENTINE EVER!!! thank you baby!!! #TelsaModelX."
https://twitter.com/KhaParisDior/status/1360683816239714312?s=20

A quick search on the car identified as Tesla Model X showed that it is in the region of a Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price (MSRP) of $79,990 (N30 million)

RomanceRe: Having Sex With A Lady On Her Period; What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:07pm On Feb 14, 2021
Xenry:
✓Damn! It's disgusting! I hate seeing blood AF.
✓High risk of pregnancy.
✓Be prepared to buy a new bedsheet or even change ur bed, d blood go stain everything.
✓In the bible, women on their period are unclean, anything they touch becomes unclean, and u go also be unclean when u touch them.
✓Infections can easily be transferred.
✓Blood all over your body if she rides you, God forbid bad thing.
✓Oral s3x with them is a killer. sad
✓Even Condoms can't protect you, so stay out!
✓And the list continues...
See this one. Get over yourself snowflake!

TravelRe: Iddo Railway Terminal On Fire by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:07pm On Feb 14, 2021
RomanceRe: Photos Of Men Buying Female Pants As Valentine Gifts For Their Lovers Go Viral by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:37pm On Feb 14, 2021
Sallybbwings:
dear ladies;


Try to clean your nyash well when you go toilet what type of nonsense is this; see shit for pant" wipe your nyash well well na
You well so? angry
RomanceRe: Photos Of Men Buying Female Pants As Valentine Gifts For Their Lovers Go Viral by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:36pm On Feb 14, 2021
NwaNimo1:
More realistic ...

[img]https://media./images/26edb6052115cb52d508d47b5602671e/tenor.gif[/img]
This one no be pant. This one na draws.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:50pm On Feb 14, 2021
Maybe dem no wan die early death from too much kpansing

EducationRe: Tragic: Biggest Snow Storms In United States History by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:42pm On Feb 14, 2021
BigYash:
Some people will soon come here to say Joe Biden caused this ..
Its just Trump preparing to get high grin

PoliticsRe: Police Blame Bank For Kidnap Of Staff In Katsina by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:17pm On Feb 14, 2021

PoliticsRe: Air Force Loses Personnel To Bandits In Kaduna by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2021
tit:
I pity the 1000 southern and middle belt girls dashed to Shekau
Na so dem dey carry dash full human being juslakdat? Tok anoda ting abeg!
PoliticsRe: Air Force Loses Personnel To Bandits In Kaduna by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:07pm On Feb 14, 2021

RomanceRe: If Only Men Discover That All Cunts Are The Same Then They Won't Cheat. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:51pm On Feb 14, 2021
Tenshades:
That No.5 though. grin

Labia wey be like wrapper. grin
Yum yum tongue
RomanceRe: If Only Men Discover That All Cunts Are The Same Then They Won't Cheat. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:19am On Feb 14, 2021
EmptyGarden:
I beg to disagree... All kpekus are not the same.
They differ in;
1. Vulva design or appearance.
2. Internal width and depth.
3. Lubrication (self lubricating, auto lubricating and manual lubricating, also, assisted or induced lubrication).

Some professors here would add more to this list.
Bottom line is, I feel they differ more in kpekus than face.
4. Self gripping or not
5. Labia length - shout out to all the big labia lovers out there wink
RomanceRe: If Only Men Discover That All Cunts Are The Same Then They Won't Cheat. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:16am On Feb 14, 2021
Prettyangelng:
Every woman's cunt is the same so please stop the cheating. Their faces may differ but they are thesame. It is only a cheat that will know which is tighter and which is not. Men thinking is different is what makes them to cheat.
All toh toh is equal, but some are more EQUAL than the others grin.
RomanceRe: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:47am On Feb 14, 2021
Adetunjiidris:
It might be a trap from the sis to get to see how truthful n faithful you are
...By getting her younger sister to go to his house alone without pant? For him to have known that she was not wearing pant, he would have seen her bare toh toh when she was carelessly crossing legs or standing up. What sort if sister will put her younger sister in such vulnerable situation alone with a full blooded man? Or is he full blooded sef??

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