₦airaland Forum

OvertheTop:
what if you Record the conversation or Ask for a Written Chat for evidence,

That might only prolong the duration of the court case.

Lawyers out here seem to be very skilled in making women win Divorce matters and sēxual harassment cases.

Why not avoid wahala altogether instead of trying to find out if a snakes tongue is pink or red.

In some cases, it comes with age...

kpamukutu:
Maybe he will break the 9 jinx

If I were him, I will pick another number...
Even Drogba didn't wear number 9.

The Jinx behind 9 is valid.

When oyibo woman ask you for knack, run away... like run as fast and as far as possible.

Why? Because they can change that narrative in a heart beat... ask Benjamin Mendy.

I pity those who no get strong network for Nigeria...
As for me, I have resolved to loooot Nigeria to the core...

Nigeria is a lost cause...

Narratives will not be changed, we are going to be looting and chopping this money together.

It's open season.

Sharpsharp00123:
but democracy wasn’t in danger when Labour Party won in abia?

U igbos only see one side of life, when u are winning it’s cool n it should continue

But when u lose then it’s ojoro n everything must scatter

Did you forget how Labour Party won in Abia?

Did you forget the heroics of the chief returning officer, that blocked the corruption of APC and made the people rejoice?

Did you forget that in Abia state the people declared a holiday when LP won due to pure joy?

Nah I am not sure you knew... but it doesn't matter anyway I am resolved to partaking in sharing and chopping of money because this Government must favour me.

Ikaeniyan0:
Since you know, why don't you tell us

No man.
My patriotism is dead, I'd rather partake in the sharing and eating since I know about it.

Reference:
All these reports that continue to strip the CBN naked in broad daylight sef.

We know the CBN is seriously handicapped but the signs are there that they know what they ought to do, just that the government is not helping by policies to ease the pressure on the naira by cutting demand.

I repeat again.
This government since inception has not done anything concrete to either gain this country more FX or cut the present demand.

If it has the markets will have picked the signals and began to act accordingly l.

Chief,

If you know how much USD was distributed around to facilitate the last governorship elections, then you would understand that Nigeria's economy is actually doomed.
In short, the USD is Nigeria's pseudo currency... which is why no matter what CBN does, it can never control the parallel exchange rate of the USD.

The USD demand in Nigeria is just waaaaaaaaay more than the supply...

infact I won't be surprised if there might be more USD demand than the Naira which is not supposed to be case.

I have said this thousands of times here that Economics is not politics...
You can not bamboozle your way in Economics the way it's done in politics...

As long as the "share the money/chop the money" culture still reigns supreme within the Nigerian political ecosystem,
people should watch and see 1USD hitting 2000NGN in the very near future.

Happy Shege in advance folks!

Any asylum claim by a Nigerian especially in any European country has a very high chance of being rejected.

No qualms, my own na to just collect money wey dem share

I have said it several times here... you may scam in politics, but one can not scam the concept of Economics...

As long as the import market remains the same, the Naira is going to fall very badly in the absence of significant exports.

There's nothing CBN can do to change that reality.

How much be their PHD certificate sef... I wan buy

Unless Economics suddenly becomes Physics, the Naira is not stabilising any time soon and that's the truth.

Not with the growing debt and constant imports.

academySteps:
Hello guys please I’ve stayed in Europe for 3 years and I will renew my passport in 2025. Is it possible to change my date of birth if I want to renew it again ? Like I want to make a correction in the year . Is it possible to do it and can I renew it in any European countries that people normally renew thier passports

Yes it is possible! and Yes you can!
If your president did it in the US, why can't you?

Who wins boils down to who pays more

Coldie:
Poor education is what's affecting Nigeria, the verdict says nysc did not prove that he did not serve, but nysc just declared his certification fake without any cause of evidence that it's fake.

They gave nysc enough chance and time to prove that it's fake nysc did not.

But here are poorly educated human beings declaring that the judges were bribed just like that

I guess you are just trying to establish that proof is relative then?

Because on NYSC's broadsheet of the year Mbah claimed to have received it, Mbah's name was not there and that sheet was tendered in court as proof of evidence.

What else again should have been tendered as proof?

You see Nigeria bah, I think people were meant to exploit the loopholes in the system and loot as ruthlessly as they can.
Unfortunately Nigeria doesn't deserve "good" people.

My advice for you is loot without mercy if you find yourself in a position to.

Nothing will happen, I repeat, nothing will happen... After the money is shared, everybody will go home.

May the government ruthlessly share the money.

This Government will favor us

But why are people even bothering to fact check?
This money na to share am...

See enh, this administration will favor "us"

Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy literally uploads a QR code on his forehead...
Na waah o

zionstaar75:
I'm not sure this one even finished secondary school

Please sir,

Since you finished secondary school, can you please tell me what happens to the economy of a country that depletes its foreign reserves to service forex backlogs, putting it in mind that the value of the country's currency is being floated, in the midst of debt.

seborrhic:
Even in the most developed countries,central banks intervene in the currency market when it starts spiralling out of control.
If the government and CBN don't intervene in the market,at the rate the ₦ is sliding,by January or April next year,we might be looking at $1 to ₦3000!

You have a solid point.

At this rate...

By January 1usd may equal 2000NGN

You can't tell me that this clearance is not made from foreign reserves... in the midst of all the debt.

SalamRushdie:
Why will you be living in Brooklyn, Chicago, Philly and even arguing with anyone , most people in these places are frustrated and ready to kill

Whenever I am in the US, I become a "Yes sir" man, I don't argue or publicly disagree with anyone be it the police, Walmart staff, homeless folk, in traffic... I no dey argue at allll.

If they tell me blue is pink, wetin consign me, I am always like; "Yes Sir!"

Everytime police stops me in a car, they always end up laughing because I drop my famous disclaimer of; "first of all I would like to state that I am a straight black man, and I am unarmed, the suspicious bump on my thigh is actually my g-unit at a relaxed state. I am ready to strip for further search and confirmation"

Me I no like wahala

fawaz050:
So killing is the solution? Now that she was unarmed, can you resuscitate her?

I don't understand, are you now raising a fresh new argument or what?

Because I remember your initial thoughts being that; "She issued threats in what Language" ... now it has been established that she used the globally renowned language "Alahu Ekbar!" Are you trying to plead morality and humanity over justice and repercussion?

While you are at it, you could also argue that a boy is also a woman.

fawaz050:
All I see here is Police aggression.

1. She was unarmed according to UK Daily Mail. Plus, Paris police didn't report that she was carrying a bomb.

2. She was making threats, In what Language, if I may? Most French citizens only understand French.

Bros,

She was screaming "Alahu Ekbar" and everybody was scared somepeople already were diving for cover.

If you suddenly hear someone scream "Alahu Ekbar" in public ... bros talk true say you no go run??




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESWc9AG_cQ?si=ohtAKCrm3UR8ywDm

6.9 Billion will favor my people ooo

shadrach77:
Nice write up. However, Muslim population is 48% in Nigeria 🇳🇬

That's roughly 50% with a margin of error... her data is correct.

adams123:
For the haters of ISLAM, note! You can't enter paradise except you are a Muslim as far as this generation is concerned.
You can spew whatever you want to . It's a free world.

Thank you for making your point clear. But no vex sir, how far the 72 virgins with big eyes wey go dey paradise?

If someone does not enter paradise with tramadol, what's the point?

How can someone nack 72 virgins for eternity without tramadol or agbo?

No be another die be that?