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When Donald Trump made a reference about poophole, people said he was hating...
Can someone describe Nigeria currently?

Just look at this dwarf coming to talk

She'll have it very tough against Camacho-Quinn though

With all the boostings

Get well soon pa Joe

Moral of the story, in Germany, "Talk the German Talk, do the German do's and walk the German walk"... if done correctly, you get the German job

But where is the lie

ManirBK:
This is the 200 Naira Suya meat I bought today in Birnin Kebbi. Each one stick at 50 Naira. The taste is good and spicy.

I recall in 2006, one couldn't finish suya of 300Naira in that same Birnin Kebbi...
It's quite dramatic how Nigeria has totally become expensive even in the extreme North

Cypress042:
Tinubu certification matter don tire me, kindly disqualify him or leave him to contest. We all know he doesn't have it

He may have gone to school and honestly the focus is not on his scholarship, however he may be trying to hide something else... his actual age that oga may very well be Obasanjo's age mate

I just hope he grows taller... to cut it as a pro keeper these days, height is very crucial.

promzy555:
Okay, thanks I will. Just angry because see my beloved country sinking everyday and so fast.

This reply right here commands respect...
#Respect

As soon as I clicked play the whole song came back to me... aaaaah them good ol days

TheStakeHolder:
Not peculiar to Nigeria alone.

The decline is due to the global economic recession ocassioned by the pandemic.

You are joking right... 0.8 for 8years basically 0.1 for each year??
Like, please say you are joking... just tell me you are joking

Mtcheeeew.... is it not Buhari, someone who took a century to appoint ministers and at the end of the 100year wait, he picked out square pegs for round holes.
Buhari will never disappoint on that regard...

It's a thing of pronunciation... even if the spelling is changed, Native English speakers will hardly pull that off.

RaptorX:
How is the racism in Turkey

To be honest, racism is almost non existent in mainland Turkey.
Speak the language fluently, better still participate in the same religion and you might as well forget about the colour of your skin.

As long as one is very fluent in Turkish and especially knows when to fling in regional accents and nuances ... Turkish Police will "NEVER" nab a black person who is minding his business... quote me anywhere.

It becomes a problem when you can't speak the language, the police corners you hustling a trade or hanging around the streets and you also don't have papers... na there monkey go dance skelewu.

I rest my case...

Sighs....
Donald Duke...

royalmu:
Are you planning to continue from where he stopped?

Bros,
Aluta continua...

Greatest Gbagba!
Greatest Gbogbo!
Greatest Kpoi!

Rest on Chairman... the streets will never forget your legacy

AllKnowing:
Okay okay igbofam! I have never bothered to comment on your many posts about Russia/ Ukraine/ US.

Wait, you’re a Nigerian like me yeah? What’s our gain if these nations kill themselves? But check out the image below and see why this new agreement may be a pipe dream. If it goes through, Bulgarians will bear the brunt of expensive logistics.

Or will the US subsidize gas for them

Thank you Sir!
You hit the nail on the head!

The ones who gained from Coutinho was Liverpool... Liverpool gained from Barcelona's loss...

NurseMaryUSA:
With so many scams going on how can an African American female find a serious African man to marry. It doesn't seem like many African men are interested in marrying us.

Go to any African church in the US and ask that question...

I feel bad for man u this season...

Small nyarsh dey shake

Karlovich:
This dunderhead should be in a retirement home but has been allowed to disgrace himself with any little opportunity presented.

Incoherent in his speeches, dozing off in meetings, and looking clueless most of the time.

It was not a mistake... they just wanted to find anyone to remove Trump, and the "sleepy one" was the best candidate... it's rather unfortunate that the hatred of the previous US president produced this error

adefitim:
Hello Nairalanders! Please I need your advice and suggestions.

My name is Ken and I studied Computer Engineering Technology from one Polytechnic in country. I am 50% proficient in Graphics and web designs..
Ever since I finished my NYSC to secure a job is a mounting task, I discovered that getting good connection can make my job seeking easier and faster so, I moved in with one of my influential extended family there they solicited on my behalf to one Wealthy woman that just built a brand new PRIVATE HOSPITAL in my hometown though the hospital will commence operation sometimes June this year. The woman agreed to make up a space for me in her hospital but I must do INTERVIEW for formality sake in which I totally agreed and ready for BUT my concern now is that WHAT POSITION CAN I APPLY OR FIT-IN IN THE ORGANIZATION

Please help a curious comrade

Database administrator,
Content/Network Manager,
IT support staff ...

for the hospital

TheNiceGuy:
Has he been to Nigeria before

but a good scholar does not even have to visit Nigeria to evaluate failed leadership, simply using google to observe crashing key indexes of vital areas about Nigeria from 2014-2022 (basically 8years) can tell a very detailed story of Nigeria's governance and national decisions that have driven the nation the Negative direction...

A huge percentage is in steady decline!
Even football

When will Pinnick be sacked?

Hailleys:
Help! I am about to finish my 300L stage in one of Nigeria state polytechnics but I am losing many opportunities due to my inability to speak fluently in English language. Although, I am good in typing/writing and I can compose my self in good English in my brain but it is very difficult whenever I open my mouth.
Any suggestion for improvement are welcome.
Thanks Nairalanders.

Constantly Talk to Friends who speak good English, in English (not pidgin or in dialect)... then watch your literal growth

WibusJaga:


My wife is Evil !
My wife na Devil !!
My wife na Witch !!!
My wife na....
Oga calm down, Wait till you marry another wife.

Okoye was a major player in our AFCON loss
Uzoho was a major player in our World Cup loss

LIKE for Okoye, SHARE for Uzoho.

The funny thing is Uzoho has been showing it (his reflexes are just average) and that's why Maduka benches him always.

In the 2018 world Cup, Messi's goal should have been saved, Enyeama made similar saves from that same Messi in 2014, Uzoho fumbled Partey's shot... Again.

Although I criticized Maduka's fumble at the AFCON, I have never rated Uzoho above Maduka, because the difference in Quality is very clear between both.

I watch Maduka regularly on club level.