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Sirfemisky:
I am a victim of child bully back then in secondary.
I wasted more than 5 years staying indoor after my secondary.
The shame and stigma was too much for to bear.
All my classmates are graduates, some are married and living fine.
I am 30 years with just OND working in a private school.
I thought of going for my HND but i cant because i cant bear the shame.
I blamed my parents for what happend to me.
Each time i set my eyes on them i just feel like killing them but i have managed to control my anger.
They failed me as parents forgetting that the best gift a parent can give to their child is to help them build and grow their self confidence while growing up.
I have come to realised that as an adult, i have to erase that bad programming i received as a child but the guilt is killing me.
people now see me as a mentally degenerated person including my parents.
I just want to leave this country and search a better life somewhere else..
Please help me out

Please understand firstly that 500,000 NGN is equal to approximately 1200 USD.

With that being said, I am not mincing words in saying that 1200usd is completely inadequate for any "legal" process that can lift you out the shores of Africa. In fact in some cases it's not even enough for your flight ticket.

However 1200usd can conveniently facilitate you migrating to another African country. For example, Ivory coast or Botswana.

Fyi, Africa has some pretty decent countries, that are not bad to migrate to... personally, I really fancy Namibia.

Well done bro

Is everyone missing the key detail that, "She is actually Australian?"

And runtown is about to acquire a 2nd citizenship... from Australia.

Congrats to Runtown he has indeed ran out of town.

I really pity those who think a cow can suddenly become an eagle...

I was konked courtesy of my old girl regularly, old boy was not much of a whipping parent but there were unique moments...

Till today if I screw up, old girl would not hesitate to throw in a flash konk before advising me.

Na express you dey go

heisdvrkskinned:
To some point, this is true. But what do you do when you want to meet other people?

I just do my "me thing" ... find out your own "me thing"

heisdvrkskinned:
Hi, guys! Please, I need you'll to be matured with this.... it's no news that the guys ( playas, cassanovas, ladies man, Bleep boys) have their own trick/ways or methods of getting any lady that they meet on the streets, in the bank, on the buss, in lecture hall, your lodge ... pretty much anywhere!
I'm not gonna lie, I envy those of you who makes approaching any girl, lady/woman you see or bedding them. Like, how do you do it? I'm an introvert, 21 years of age and I have never had a girl or anything of such because I'm shy and lack how to be smooth with the ladies. All thanks to my mum's elder sister for always camping me indoors from when I was a child till when I turned a teenager and now an adult. Like it sucks! My social life is ruined. Please help, guys! My department has the hottest girls in the whole school but I the dull them, base on say I fine but I no get game. Please help a brother out. How do I become that guy that's smooth with them ladies, wanted by every lady. And , no! This isn't about just getting sex from them, but I want to be that friend that some can't just get enough of him. Would always want to be around him. Yk? that irresistible friend. Plus being irresistible for anyone of them, both the ones I have flings with and don't. And how to never run out of things to say to any stranger nor them. Thanks.

I remember asking this question to one of the smoothest dudes I knew back in high school... turns out that I didn't know any better... I grew up, and realized there's nothing better than being yourself.

Be yourself bruv, and be extremely good at being yourself. What ever you say or do, be comfortable under your skin.

I am not sure how many ladies may be attracted to you, but I know for sure, any lady that will be attracted to you, is due to the fact that she loves you for being you.

optimusprime2:
Sad as it sounds, the statistics are very true.
To tell you the truth brov, sometimes it gets scary whenever you get pulled over by the police in the US.

That's the main reason the "Black lives matter" movement was initiated.

Story never changed...

optimusprime2:
Many people love The US so much that they are blind to one of the biggest problems with the US.
I don't want to do the explanation myself please read the following reports,

https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/african-americans-moving-africa-180116092736345.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/23/health/gun-deaths-in-men-by-state-study/index.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/police-are-still-killing-black-people-why-isnt-it-news-anymore/2018/03/12/df004124-22ef-11e8-badd-7c9f29a55815_story.html

https://psmag.com/social-justice/black-cops-are-just-as-likely-as-whites-to-kill-black-suspects

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/a-matter-of-black-lives/399386/

A black man is more likely to die in the US than in Argentina.

It's funny, I posted this in 2018... today, the story has not still changed.

A black man is more likely to die in the US than in Argentina.

How can this guy be 35 and Osaze be 39 currently?
So Odemwingie was older than Martin's... by 4years?
Wait so CR7 and Martin's are the same age?
Like I don't get it...
Martin's that featured in the same squad of Julius Aghahowa, and Taribo West fa?
Martin's should be around 39 or 41 basically around Osazes age. It's people like Mikel that are around that age, not Martin's.

35 ke, Na waah o... this one weak me bhaaaaad....

Abrachel:
How can I get suriname visa and if der's direct flight from nigeria

Get a visa for Netherlands and you are good to go to Suriname.

GODISABOVEDEVIL:
As if the man have not cheated before.


I am not supporting cheating couples because it's a sin before God.

But condemning the woman And Making the Man look like a saint is a No for me.

He who have no sin should first cast a stone.


















#God is the Greatest.
#Jesus Christ Rules.

Bro go and check up Jada pinkett, since the 90's ... then you'd understand something about her that's not changed since.

@he speaks French...
#Respect

Which diaspora?
I am just laughing right now...

4tune40:
Good day everyone please I need advice from experienced People here please can I travel from South Korea to Japan with a student visa?

Unfortunately it's not possible, you can't use a D2 or D4 visa from South Korea to Japan without a valid Japanese visa.

You need to apply for a Japanese visa in South Korea, but the good news is that it's not a hassle to obtain if you have a D2 or D4 visa.

However I think the reverse is the case if you have a Japanese Gaijin card, you can go visa free to South Korea, I am not quite sure if this is still possible though, but during The worldcup of 2002 Korea/Japan it was possible.

MrBrownJay1:
i once lived in Germany for a few months in Tubingen while absolutely speaking 0% German. i went everywhere and had no problem conversing/socializing with people, in businesses etc. i never encountered a single German person who didnt speak English. probably older Germans may not be as skilled in English as the younger generation, but anyone under 50 i encountered could definitely speak English.
Scandinavians (just like Germans) learn English at school from a very young age, therefore by the time they finish school, they are all fluent in English. EVERYONE in Sweden Denmark and Norway speaks English... in France, we learn English differently, thats why, many French citizen understand English but cant speak it.

You may be right, however my experience b4 the lockdown in Saarbrucken was not funny, my German is not the best so I tried asking for some directions in English for a good 45mins or so and no one could speak English enough to help, though most of them were bilingual I.e they spoke either Dutch or French apart from German but English was the problem.

Because Germany is a very industrialised and mega country, English is sure to be spoken in bigger cities and big university cities I.e Tubingen, which is a university city, but in the country side trust me the true challenge of English is obvious.

But thanks for sharing your experience though.

MrBrownJay1:
as much as you are right about Germany's vibrant economy, the reality is that most people in Germany speak English so you dont really need the language (per se) to get a job... also dont forget that speaking Spanish will help you greatly in the US (especially if you move to Texas, Florida or California), let alone places like Mexico, Argentina, Colombia etc depending on the job you are looking for. English teachers in South America earn quite a good salary.

Brov,
Unfortunately I do not agree with the statement that most people in Germany speak English, it's very incorrect.

Firstly German is required for almost ALL jobs I repeat, almost ALL except in IT. So if you can't speak German forget about working and living there. English is only spoken in the big cities, but not commonly to the point that you can randomly ask anyone in the streets of Berlin for directions in English, a good number of people would still tell you "sorry no English".

Secondly in some parts of Germany, the spoken German is so conc, that you would be forced to start speaking it within your first three months in the community, as speaking English would get you absolutely nowhere with the locals.

The only parts of Europe that I have experienced getting by with English were Holland and the Scandinavian areas... specifically, Norway. Like you could randomly walk up to anyone and ask for directions in English and a good number of people would respond to you in English.

But Germany... no no can do for English.
They don't even like English for starters.

What is your motivation to learn the languages you stated?

If your intention is to live and work in
Europe, then by all means learn both... the ability to speak more European languages in Europe opens up more opportunities for you.

For example if you Spoke German and French in Germany... boy, you would be a very hot cake to handle.

Until you cry and swear for Buhari, this post of yours is empty...

robosky02:
Hello guys who do you think is the biggest Nigerian flop in the EPL




Don't forget Yakubu Aiyegheni is our Best Nigeria striker in EPL


I know some people will only remember his miss against Korea that's not EPL

Nope, I disagree, the best striker that Nigeria exported to the premier league is Nwankwo Kanu... check the stats.

He's not even second best, because Shola Amoebi takes that spot very comfortably.
We talking not just about goals, but assists, all round performance and titles.

Serial Heart breaker...
I even broke my own heart

*if a bro gets caught in "the act" by the main chic, always, I repeat always blame it on the booze...

*bro' s mums cooking is never horrible... even if it is.

*If you use a bro' s car, you must return it with a half gas tank even if you took it empty

*The last beer in the fridge is sacred... it must never be touched.

*same goes with the last slice of pizza... bad luck for 2weeks is known to fall on the offender of this code

*If you borrow his condoms, you may kindly give him a good distraction for the day, a game, a movie, sumthin...

*The balls are sacred, yes I repeat, everything but the balls. No looking, no touching, No kicking, no talking... nothing.

*The golden rule, stay off the bro's sister ... even if she a ho, and she twerks in front of you till kingdom come...

* You may borrow a bro's shoes, clothes, perfume... but the boxers are off limits... like seriously off limits.

*You do not answer calls from a bro's main chic when especially around 9pm... it's usually trouble, wait for bro to call you first.

Was there a lockdown in the first place?

Otele?

chichijas:
sorry if I had cause nuisance already here by bring up this topic.

I am a young guy of 26, I am being insecure over my sexual ability when it comes to the size of my dick.

I feel it is too small , I haven't had any sexual experience with a girl but I wish I had. Everytime I want to , I get discouraged and insecure . I feel after did and done, the girl would mock me because of it.

and I scared of penis enlargement therapy and its side effects.

you can bash and insult me. but I need help.


NB: it is 4.6inches in length and 3.9/4.0inches girth. when erected.

Dude, 4.6 inches is enough, don't be bothered about your penis size, mainstream media has really hyped big cassava's, so I understand your insecurities.

Firstly you are part of a demographic that has a larger penis size average (most sub Saharan African males have a larger penis size average about 6.2inches ) however that doesn't mean 4.6 inches is small, note that your penis size is actually larger than the average of most countries especially in Asia, Google these statistics.

Secondly a woman's vaginal canal has most of the pleasure nerve receptors clustered within the first 3inches of the vaginal canal, beyond that the vagina just expands to accommodate, so technically a 3.5 inch penis or 4 inch penis is enough to highly pleasure a woman if used properly. However take note, if a woman's vaginal canal has the muscle memory of aaccommodating a 6-7 inch penis (basically if her previous sexual activity was with a 6-7 inch John), then you could feel a lil loose, but that can be adjusted. Which brings me to my third point.

Styles matter! bro a 4.6 inch member means you need to be more efficient in your approach, certain styles may shorten your penile reach because the vagina canal is lengthened while certain styles shorten the vaginal canal increasing your penile reach, so figure out what works for you.

Fourthly up your game, it's not just about your John size bro, use other tools in the box...

Penis size is really perspective, so no size is useless. In some parts of the world where a 4.5inch penis is mainstream, if the media didn't portray men with 10inch cocks as normal, they wouldn't think they were small, in fact anything bigger would be an anomaly to them.

So rock your John bro, nothing do you 4.6 inches is a very satisfactory and normal size, you may be smaller than your country's average penile size, but you do not in any way have a small penis.

Lemme give you some perspective, in the Netherlands the average height of a man is 6feet 1inch, now that's tall, and they are used to themselves being tall so 6feet and above is mainstream, however if a guy happens to be 5 ft 11 inches tall in Netherlands, because he is shorter than the country's average height, that does not mean he is a short guy in any way. If he comes to Nigeria he would be considered as quite tall because in Nigeria the average height is 5 feet 7 inches for men. So that's your situation bro... honestly you are ok.


#edited
I know a lot of women who hate big johns, like specifically anything beyond 5inches is a problem for them- Yes! Contrary to mainstream media, such women exist.

I don't care if it is a right or not, but if any old senile Man should be presented to run for president in the name of being Igbo, he can as well take a hike...

Whether Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Efik o, a young person with a sound brain and guts is urgently needed ...
Please for bloods sakes, Nigeria is done with these senile, old partisans running for president, period.

that must have been one helluva sexy pig

Honestly what sort of question is this?

As long as this man remains Nigeria's President, I will not reserve my resentment on any social media platform...

He is an utter National disgrace period.