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Craaaaaaaap mheeeeeen, I missed the whole show fanks to periodic bans...
can I still be wooed?

If Omotola followed most of the advice Y'all are giving the OP, she'd *NEVER* be where she is today, ask her colleague Rita Dominic...
OP follow the lil' heart God gave you o, he speaks to you thru there- Omotola followed hers.
If you feel its genuine and wont break when you grab it, then what are you waiting for, a weather forecast? Jump for it!! You never know how many genuine chances you may get in life after this #fact...
Afterall, these days we all see Gazzillions of 28, 29, 38yr old educated and successful ladies lining up in churches fasting, praying and sowing seeds for Husbands- the truth is;
many of them blewup chances like this when it came, because some thought they were too young, they wanted to finish school or they wanted that fancy job(if only they knew better- that one can always establish a proper balance between marriage and other personal goals, yes! its called effective management & its not impossible, women do it. Its just like driving and answering a phonecall)
OP you see, in the loooooong run while we are chasing our dreams, breaking records, bagging Phd's, buying Range Rover's... Just like all the stories with happy endings, Life is all about living happily ever after-
Will He make you Happy?
Forget all this advice here,
Thats a question you and only you can answer, afterall you are the one who knows him and yourself not us, nope not us- we got our own crap to handle.
I'm out.

The truth is that Hausa ladies in general, have low séx endurance/stamina... So they complain alot about their males who are mostly séx freaks- IMHO I fink Hausa guys should hook up more with Igbo or "Calabar Ladies"
Freak's VS Gizmo's
there'd be a balance and lesser cases of the above mentioned story.
Infact if the guy get Liver, make im marry two "Calabar women"... By the time they permanently empty his ballz in 3days, he'll automatically dread polygamy and become strictly monogamous.

Zeinymira: Ok food is d prob. If she's not willing to learn,get a maid. That she can't cook is not a enough reason to leave her(my thots o).

So after the main course, nigga could bang the maid for seconds right?
Awesome Idea!

Froooooooont Page oooooooooo!

Y'all ever heard about BlueBallz?

I wonder where Chief Yuzedo sweetus Oyoyo is??
This is his freakn show

Enuf of Specs,
For how mucccccccch oooooooooo??

donedy: It seems like you like your own comment; which is really pathetic. Most of your arguments are pure fallacies.

Pure fallacies right? Please Enlighten me... Oh before you do lemme ask you a quick question;
if it was Russia that mounted military pressure on Afghanistan and then Iraq for as long as America did previously, what do you fink would have happened to Russia's economy by now?
Analyse critically before you answer, then the basis of my arguments should become clearer to you.

benson3788: Congrats! Wish you a safe trip. I'm yet to get a date for interview anyway.

Bro Benson if you dont book NOW, you stand the chance of going late fa- you could be given october o

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap mheeeeeeeeeeen!
I cant believe today that I actually wanted to do the "I first Una" thing, I came in second... Anyway, *clears throat*
#tears in my eyes#
I'm sooo grateful to God almighty- kai Baba God noni, my Galaxy S.III for disgracing all the Gionee's & Tecno's I had to deal with to be the 2nd, my sincere gratitude to Seun & Nairaland for eliminating boredom basically, my 2011 Honda Accord parked outside for the Swaggs I rep, Sexkillz for not Banning me prematurely despite some of my posts, I acknowledge cheif Yuzedo sweetus oyoyo for just approving my Banana iceland manshun and a Reeta Domeenick look alike Chic with fyne Hazz and swit brez, my sincere appreciation to Justwise he has made the travel section highly informative and errrrh competitive my numerous posts have been hidden- oh well, my love to the Endtime team you guys are making it rock, I wont forget the Garri team so quickly I miss y'all too but #teamendtime rules, I appreciate the guy above me for using an I-phone5 that beat my S III(I wont hate), I appreciate my bed cuz I just woke up and I'm soooooo Idle and bored but at least I'm comfortable, to the Super Eagles cuz I know they'll thrash Malawi's butts tomorow, to etisalat for this amazing speed, my thanks to Lufthansa for the cheap economy ticket I just booked to run away from this Idleness in Naija soon.
now to the above topic; Nigerian politics is more or less like a soap opera, too much drama... PDP as a party has different factions, dont even know who's still on the same side in the same team.
Please click like after reading, it took pains and patience to arrive here, but as you click like your turn go come thank you.

#in MKL's voice#
I have a dream...

Walahi Yerima is utterly Shameless...

I fink I'm a Humming Bird, I barely even notice Jetlag...
Thats just how adaptive and energetic I am.

In Logic, a man loses his virginity with his 1st "Wet-dream".
The brain maxes out the penis in the absence of sex by Morning Erecxions, wet dreams et al, please a mans physiology was not designed to sport virginity in the actual sense of it.
So if you had blood in your 1st expulsion (which was not your 1st, unless you'v never had a wet dream before) somethings def wrong with you.
Visit a Urologist.

One word, "Viagra"

Boll2010: man u got tym explainin to him.......I jst ignored it cuz for someone to be telling me those 15countries no longer pledge support for russian the person must be a junk!!........if they no longer pledge support they would stop the language n any connection with russian!! Goddamn!!

lemme put it Straight to you, Russia CAN NOT fund a war without totally crashing her economy- Russia is struggling at the moment, abi you no know?
Even Israel is fit enough to engage Russia... America can comfortably keep a Naval assault running up the Mediterenean for over 2months without Allied effort and they'd still be America.
Do you really think any of the former Soviet countries are going to stick their necks up or play pseudo socialism for Putin?
All this one sef na noise, Russia will not even engage anything with the US if the US strikes Syria, Putin is not stupid to go head to head with a country that spends 10 times his annual budget on War Financing at this time.
Assad's going down period.

3deeeawwn, one to go...
Mubarak XX
Ghadaffi XX
Saddam XX
just Assad left,
and He's sooo gonn get it...
If the suckers lilly livered, he can run to church, but he's still soooooo gonn get it.
#Laughing in George Bush'es Voice- hawhawhawhawhaw...

mankand: Dude you must be living in the world of lies and illusion. Those countries you mention still protect the interest of Russia. Do you know how much they get from Russia annually from aid? What happened when Georgia went out of way with Russia, even us could not save them. The fact that USSR does not exist means Russia is dead, I am just laughing here. Let's not pray for the war because America will regret it. The world have now realised who the tyrant is, even France, Germany are just trying to play along. European is in crisis, they have no financial strength to press on for war, Americans are already loosing their stand in Africa and even the middle east. China already took over Africa.

American Intel does not know the weapons grade in the Russian arsenal, whereas Russian Intel knows because they already planted eaves droppers in cia. American war is going to start from within

so is it Russia that has the economic capacity to fund a war now?
Protect Russia's interest like?
Do you know some of the Baltic countries receive more aid from the US than Russia? The fact that some of the former soviets are part of the EU should let you know its "all man to his shop".
It was in the past Russia was feeding off the Soviet Unions socialist economy.
Lets be realistic, and look at figures between Russia and US, who spends more on wars?
The only fing you said that got me finking is the political espionage Russia is playing, nobody knows exactly what kind of weapons Russia could be hiding.
But Russia cant do nothing, America would whoop Russia and Assad's butts from now till kingdom come, their congress has even given a go ahead to fully fund a strike, now thats what I'm talking- putting your money where your mouth is.

Chai!
#Looks left looks right,
#whispers: Obama Papa no fine o

Boll2010: should I call u ignoramus.........cuz d name USSR don't exist means d country's don't exist,keep daydreaming......russia only split,d neighboring countries speaks RUSS

your point exactly??
its because you dont know what I meant thats why you quickly posted an empty statement, let me enlighten you son;
The former USSR was a world power along with the US before the coldwar(1985-1991) that later led to the disintegration of the USSR under Gorbachev.
The USSR consisted of Russia, Ukraine, Georgia, Belarus, Latvia, Kazakstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan the Baltics basically about 15countries.
But they fell apart because the system could'nt just work. Do you think Ukraine, Belarus or anyone of the former Soviets is going to stick its neck out for a war Russia dives into? When they themselves are trying to recover from previous aftermaths?
At the time of Joseph Stalin, Russia could go head to Head with the US why? Because They had the economic strength to Match the US (Dont you know wars cost seriioooous money?) they even funded space and Nuclear researches with ease and they had stronger allies eg Germany.
now Russia cant, because they have economic issues themselves, that is why they are not pleased with the US interfaring with the Syria case because they are making cash from selling arms to Syria and thats about to stop if the US intervenes.
Russia cant go head to head with the US this present day and everybody knows that, I'd be more scared about a Global war if China got directly involved.
Not like I'm supporting a war though because as it is, its a delicate situation, but I'm just letting you know that the Russia of before was a lot stronger than the Russia of now.

Who said Russia can even intimidate America?
Remember its no longer USSR/Soviet Union, its just Russia.... Mtcheeeeeeeew..... Bomb them all up America if Russia try's to cover up Assad.
God Bless America!
#Singing Star Spangled Banner#

hornipipe: I'll pick a german shepherd over any other breed any day anytime.. I've never owned a collie so I don't know much about its intelligence, of all the breeds I have and had the GSD is king.

German shepherd are pretty good dogs, and the German Shepherds strong point is Loyalty, but if you've watched a Collie... You'll know what I'm talking about, the Collie is a naturally inquinsitive dog that always wants to learn, its a very smart dog but does'nt even look as smart and the most Agile of the two.
A Blind person can totally rely on a Collie.

hornipipe: Seriously the german shepherd should be number one, they are unbelievably intelligent and sly.

naaaaaaaaah the Collie deserves its position as top ranking intelligent dog, even I wont dispute it.
Have you noticed most Hollywood movie dogs are Collies?
In Dog shows I've seen, Collies do the intelligent stunts.
To me Collies are easily trained, because of their high intelligence, basically if you are blind, you can depend on a collie to maybe even errrrm drive.
But my ish with the list is wasting two slots on Retreiver breeds, i.e Labrador and Golden- I mean Retreivers in general are very intelligent, I still fink a Setter or Cocker Spaniel should have been somewhere at no 9 or 8.

Amefrica: :/ Where's Great Dane and Bull Mastiff

Those dumb/slow dogs, I thought you'd even call the Irish Setter- now thats a Smarter Dog.
The great dane is just big for nothing to me, its not known for aggression, its not a sharp learner, its a really slow dog(its size does'nt help issues).
The Bull Mastiff has a tendency to be very Lazy no matter how active its master is, its just in its genes.

I'm Surprised the Cocker Spaniel is not on your list...
Spaniel breeds in general are intelligent and no Spaniel graces your list.
And I'd have thought a Greyhound would be there too, they have that uncanny confidence for showbiz and Racetracks.

It left with Donald Duke...

Actually errrrrh...
I fink,
The End is Near....

#SMDH....
Mhaaaaaan, these are all freak'n signs of the end.
Anyway on a serious note, Happy Birthday fair one....

lymelyte: MAN UTD NOR DEY SIGN ANY PLAYER?

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joeakins: hahahahahahahahahaaha LOOOOOOLLL., AHAHAHAHAA, Brother you dey vex nah, wetin the guy do nah ? Lool freaking funny though

Bros abi o??
Our Bro Benson will not kill us here o,
if you check this thread you will see he has been anwered previously, only for him to ask the same questions differently again??
I wonder o??