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benson3788: I don't have my NECO certificate and my result has been since 2004. (1) Will the embassy accept the authenticated online printout from me? (2) Do I need to go to ministry of health before proceeding to the embassy?

Yea you need to go to;
1-The Ministry of Health
2-The Ministry of Defence
3-The Ministry of Works
4-The Ministry of Youth, Culture and Tourism
5- P.D.P headquarters at Maitama
you'll also be needing;
1- a CBN bank statement with a reference letter from Sanusi Himself.
2- a Police, Army, Airforce and Naval official clearance/report.
3- Otunba Gbenga Ashiru's attestation from Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
4-NAFDAC clearance
5-MTN/Glo/Etisalat/Airtel Clearance form to show you have a cell phone.
I hope I have answered your questions?

Will the US embassy give you Visa?

Y'all see the reason why Abortions are the most approriate decisions in some cases?
Look at it from my perspective;
1- is a 13yr old girl's Physiology developed enough to cope with a pregnancy for 6months+?
2- Do you honestly fink a 13yr old in most cases, can give birth to a baby without complications during birth that may leave her permanently Damaged?
3-lets be rational here; The Mortality ratio between an Abortion and Maternal Labour/Delivery on a 13yr girl which is higher?
4- Did you know pregnant girls who are below 18yrs, stand a higher risk of giving birth to a deformed child e.g: Downs syndrome etc
theres more, but lets ponder on these few I'v stated...
Would you let a 13yr old go thru all those Risks, just because you want her to keep the baby(who is also at risk)?
But in the end, its your Choice

#Laughs so hard...
#Begins to fart...
#The Mez dey smell die...
#Continues...
#Ushered out of the church for the interest of general safety...
#Still Continues...
#Ushers fall under annointing...
#Still Laughing...
#Bundled by Security...
Chai! Ol boy Nairaland!

It depends on the growth pattern of some guys facial hair actually...
My side burns grow pretty awkwardly so I just sport the goatee and moustache and shave off the sideburns, the Ladies love it that way.
But on the other hand I have a frend who's got the Ramsey Nouah kinda beard going on- basically the full side burns connection effex, moreover the texture is quite soft and the ladies Looooove it.
So it depends.

Hehehehehehehehhahahahahahahaha!
So errrm did they continue?

fados4sure: You are all making a mistake. The figure above is per capital income of the above countries. To get per capital income, you divide the economy by the population and in terms of economy, Nigeria is in 31st position in the world and the revenue Nigeria make is approximately $400, 000,000,000 and when you divide it by population of approximately 165,000,000 people. You get around s2600.

For Nigeria to move forward, they need to diversify the economy, increase her export, reduce her import and support domestic manufacturers. This is what China did few years back and in a matter of 10 years, they increase in there economy from 27 position to number 2 position and even at that position, you can still see that they are still poor according to per capital income.

Fados, your head dey dia jare.

VisaOfficer: While we're at it, could someone explain the whole "spiritual pregnancy" thing to me? I appreciate your help.

Mr VisaOfficer,
I know it sounds wierd or strange, but let me just be frank, "This is West Africa" alot of unbelieveable "spiritual" stuff happens around here- welcome to our world.
You wont imagine the kind of diabolic/fetish things desperate women do in order to get pregnant, so I wont be surprised if you encountered that sort of case.
You may want to analyse such cases critically, but if theres all proof the lady gave birth to the baby, I guess thats pretty much the truth. Trust me I'v seen much stranger cases and they were'nt scam/arranged cases either.
Make inquiries or google about "Dada" children or "Ogbanje" children, I'm sure most people on this thread know what I'm talking about.
"Spiritual Pregnancies" may sound absurd, but dont rule out that possibility completely- thats why it has a name.
Like I said before, welcome to Africa.

Shoot, this is a question for Denrele Edun, Sean P, or Matt Dallas...
A straight guy can never answer this question, any guy who does, fyi is gay- point Blank the end.

2009, she wanted to give me head, and she stared at my mandingo for a looooong while open eyed, changed her mind and then fled...
Never heard from her again, till today.
I felt pretty awkward then.

I thought I'd never say this, but....
"Endtime"

benson3788: I learnt we need medical tests too before proceeding to the embassy. How true is this?
If yes; Is there a specified hospital for this or one may do it anywhere?

For what??
Where do you guys get info from, seriously?

Two hundre... Holy Choi!

Dallas Cowgirl: Lmaoooooo

Men go like am well well

I know right...
Hahahahahaha!

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]laughing at what? [/quote]Oops sorry I checked back late, I'm laughing at the fact that you fink fagging exists in movies.
Newsflash: Hardcore Fagging, is typical of male only prisons in the US.
If you spent as much as a night in one state male prison Mr knowitall, hehehehehe sweet Jeeezus theres a fire...
Your bottoms goin to be drilled, by different inmates who were convicted of male oilseed rape-hahahahahahaha!
I can imagine you yelling;
"Chei! Hey! Please o! Dont touch my Nyash o, I am a (Virgin) man o! In my country men dont rape men! It happens only in movies o!"
and the Gay inmate would be like;
"Nigga shutup and back it up, I need yo new azz"
loling!

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]maybe you been watching too many movies...[/quote]like seriously man, movies?
if you spent a night at Louisiana state penitentiary, do you fink Yo a** goin to be the same again??
#I'm already laffing

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]Well lets leave out the citizenship part.....even if all they are offering is 10 years in an American jail then

deportation back to Nigeria....i would definitely advice the average Nigerian to take the offer like a bail out of hell.

Because it is an improvement and an escape from the dreadful situation in Nigeria. Because in an American jail you get 3

squares a day...bed to lay your head on...A/C..medical checkup...dental checkup..This is an honest advice for the

average omo Nigeria. [/quote]Yeah, and get your A** drilled 6times daily by Faggs...
Shoot by the time you are out, you'd also be a prison break star, Naija's very own Micheal Scofield...

Hope you guys know once you have a criminal record in the US, you can barely get a job at even... Say Macdonalds? Like basically your Career prospects are screwed.
So whats the point in becoming a citizen on possibly permanent Probation?

"Boobwinked"

If that Turkish Visa is not genuine(because it seems likely so) dont even dream of trying it, Turkey is one country that does'nt deal lightly with Visa Fakers at alll- Trust me, I know what I am saying.
But if your Turkish Visa is genuine, basically it was applied for and obtained from the Turkish embassy, why not? you can leave from Ghana, Mali, Ivory Coast, Guinea, Gambia to Turkey, afterall your Passport is an ECOWAS region passport (covers for all West African countries).
But if you know that your so called "Tukish Visa Arrangement" was crooked, just save yourself big trouble.

Cathaliya: lol, and what was the silly thing he did?

He died

Finding out that Belladonafema's preference is 6ft2 and above...
Kai... #SMH

BellaDonaFema: In Physics, Likes repel and opposites attract. I'm 5ft7 and never dated a guy beneath or near me height-wise. Its 6ft2 and beyond. I'm attracted to the tall guys and they re attracted to me.that's my luck! Your friend's secret reason could be that if she eventually marries a short or average heighted man, they might end up producing short kids.

Belladonafema mon cherié,
alas it seems our relationship will be premature as soon as you find out I'm just 6ft... Apparently your mark for dating is 6ft2 and above...
Chai... #SMH.
No more Belladonafema for me...

Homguy: huh?your search stops nw. Av got this 6ft 9, vulcanizer in my area.he's God fearing nd luvs kids . Do u mind his contct?

***Falls off the toilet seat***
***Starts Laughing in French***
***Mum dials 911***

Chukzy001: Abeg fellow NLs' am I tall or short? I'm 1.78m/1.79m; 5ft 11in approx. Make I know where I belong!

1stly;Bro if you are 1.78 or 1.79m then you aint 5"11 you are 5"10.
2ndly; 5"11 starts from 1.80m.
Now 5"10 is a good height if you are slender and well toned but its still pretty average....
Tall starts from 1.83m (6ft) upwards....
*tip* if you are tall, nobody has to tell you, you will automatically know- body sef go tell you say you tall.
Hehehehehe like me.

I'v said it before, and I'll say it again;
if I had the oportunity of going back in time, I'd kick my Dad so hard in the nuts- minutes before he did his last most stupid thing...

#Opens mouth wide#
#Sits down on the floor#
#scratching my head#

Ich liebe dich: yes, if u have a dog simply use its chain if nt borrow frm somewhere

Okada or bicycle chains are the best...

BellaDonaFema: Don't be shy!

hehehehehehehehehe its my Lucky day...
So who's buying?