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Gozmok112:
Ngige be like roasted fish

I nwe charo uche, o kwa I ma? Unu bu ndi Igbo amaro ezo be onwe ha n'iru ndi mba ozo. Okpo!

My 4 year old usually have similar bumps when he encounters allergens. I noticed it at 1 year 3 months but it usually resolves once he starts taking his allergy meds. it took very close monitoring to find out what his triggers were.

Didn't read past the 2nd paragraph to know it's fake. The English alone induces serious headache. Better be wise.

Chai! Nostalgia!! A proud Lioness here. Can't forget Aki onu, the Okro soup at Archaeology Dept, Mai Shai in front of SUB. Wonder what happened to that "Akwa m iko" preacher

My alma mater!

martyns303:
Am sure she didn't study in Nigeria. Please guys I have a question, I have a friend who studied law in the UK, she is intending to come work in a Nigerian firm according to her.

What I need to understand is, is the Law universal? I had thought each country has her law and cases which are particular to a her, how then can someone study law in another country and practice it in another.

Please no abuses, it's just an honest question that deserves an honest and simple answer.

Usually when you study law outside Nigeria, in order to practice in here you are required to do Bar 1 in Nigeria Law School before joining Nigerian Law graduates to finish up and be called to Nigerian Bar.

But everyone knows Madam Kemi isn't ok upstairs. She is the same Kemi that fought her Mum and elder sister and later claimed that her nephew hit her or something when it was the other way round. Same Kemi that started tweet fight with Kola Boff. Who was deported from Canada? Lady is crazy. Whoever takes her serious?

Gbawe:
Why is it that it is insult alone some of you can contribute when important issues concerning the governance of Nigeria is discussed? What "breeze don blow for foul nyash"? What has happened, for anyone who can read and comprehend what is written, is that the Buhari government has been forced to defend itself from accusations of impropriety by garrulous yet ignorant mischief-makers like Fayose, Melaye et al. It is obviously important to all well-meaning Nigerians that the Buhari government officially clear the air and establish that it did not sign the 1% fee agreement with SystemSpecs.

Should the Buhari government sit around twiddling its thumbs while the likes of Fayose goes around winding Nigerians up by asking the govt to declare who "owns Remita" when that is not even relevant given that it was the outgoing PDP government that drafted in SystemSpecs (the owner of Remita) and signed the 1% fee arrangement with it? Also should Buhari remain silent while the likes of Melaye imply that the 1% fee is too high without acknowledging that the GEJ government agreed to that amount with the only options open to the Buhari Govt probably being a renegotiation of the fee at expiration of agreement term or outright cancellation if such is possible? Finally, why is Melaye going around stating that one company made N25 billion from TSA Remita deal when that is not true?

Jonathan signed the agreement and the Buhari government can only review or cancel such when/if able to do so. It is not everything we should be partial over. Sometimes things are crystal clear enough for us to see/defend what is right or wrong.

You just wasted your energy on an illiterate bunkum. He still won't understand you, ya know

So you had to open another thread for this?? I repeat mind your boyfriend only. Do not poke nose into their family business cos you ain't family yet. You can visit that family for the next 50years but if you ain't a wife, you still ain't family, period! Ignore this lady and focus on saving enough for your intended marriage. This issue is too little for you to start complaining up and down. Sincerely if I am a member of that family I will be very wary of you. You are painting yourself in a very bad light. Steer clear of that house and show yourself some respect please. Too much familiarity breeds contempt.

Ima to be honest this isn't your business. You aren't married yet to this man and you've started poking nose into their family issues. Do not make this family see you as a negative person. Stick to your man and focus on whatever business you are doing. When you become a member of the family then you can get involved.
If I were your guy's family members I will be wary of you. I repeat this is none if your business. Salutation isn't love. Being with a man for 5 years is a bigger issue than this.

Dear Gab, your power to socialise is in your hand. You can't force friendship. Besides Friendship should be more of quality than quantity. The mere fact that you see yourself as an Adonis of some sort can put a lot of people off but not a true friend.
Stop trying too hard to be liked, be yourself, be kind to all you meet then those truly meant to be your friends will stick to you.
Best of luck.

neocortex:
I don't understand that language you are using.
My point is that if a bomb blanst occurs in any part of Nigeria
Buhari should be blamed instead of being praised or shifting blame to others.
It doesn't natter who barcanista supports , the truth remains.

You keep shifting the posts.
Go back and read what Barcanista wrote.
When you 're done, read your response under my comment, then come back and talk to me cos sincerely I don't see were anyone praised the president.
Oh yes, I agree the truth remains but Barcanista's truth sure changes like weather.
On the languages I wrote, they were just 2 short Igbo phrases. Get an Igbo friend to translate for you. Take care.

neocortex:
You know his post contains the truth , hence your facing his personality instead of
criticizing his points.
Why not preach to Boko haram or Buhari who allow therm operate freely.
Should a sick man be neglected by doctors ?

Gini ka I na ako?? Which truth? Which personality? I guess you didn't know when he was Pro-Buhari? Dude dances to the tune of highest bidder.
You say Buhari allowed them (Boko Haram) to operate freely, pray how did you know that?? Most of the bombings are up North, so why would a Northern president sit down and not do anything? I am all for criticism but constructive one devoid of emotions. Remember that it doesn't all end online, we will all answer for our actions. O gwu ka o ha m n'onu.!

nwadiuko1:
bros u dull well well...... Were you in jamaica during jonathan's reign? Were you not among the fools that wouldn't allow him to concentrate on governance because of your propaganda? You guys criticized him even when you knew that these bombings can not be stopped in a day? Infact this is just the beginning, buhari should get ready for more criticism whether constructive or not, he l get as much support and cooperation as he gave jonathan

Hope you get same too.

unclejb2:
Ur APC brainwashed head can never allow u to reason logically. Buhari should relocate the army command to Abuja this morning and tender his resignation and also apologize to Nigerians for obtaining votes by tricks, then submit himself for prosecution.

Akiko a sore loser. I expected the former president to have done a similar thing too. After all, his tenure was riddled with bomb blasts, kidnappings, corruption etc.

TonyeBarcanista:
Buhari has failed this country! Since coming to power it has been from one bomb blast to the other and one bad news to the other. This is a man that vowed to clear BH in two months but more thab 4months we see no success. I will continue to maintain that Buhari and APC are unfit for leadership and are bent Ón putting Nigerians through pains and mournings with their deliberate misgovernance and acute cluelessness to issues affecting Nigerians. Nigeria bleed under this administration.

RIP to the victims!

To you everything is politics. You truly need God in your life. Continue instigating your illiterate followers. One day these dogs you are raising would turn around and bite you in the butt. Buhari is unfit for leadership you say, how fit was the former president, your brother.
Be very careful. Everything isn't about money.

christinie:
hahahaha this guy is really pained. Did I stop you from passing your exams and going to school? Hahahahaha for you to be a lawyer like myself you gotta spend at least 5 yrs in the Uni and 1 academic year in Law school.
Hard for you huh?
Pele dear.

Don't worry, even road mechanics like you can shine too but first of all you gotta stop being jealous of moi.



About your chinco phone, don't worry you might be lucky to win a good phone like mine in MTN bonanza.


Hahahahahahahahahaha #this bitter dude will cry all night.

So what else do you have going for you apart from your "Law degree"? Feeling very important and proud of your little achievement?
From calling the President an illiterate, to calling me
a roadside mechanic, darling there is more to life than being a professional and seeking people's approval . I guess you won't understand being a kid and all. I've trained about 3 ladies in the same profession so I can understand your excitement and all.
And next time do not assign me to the wrong gender. The "f" is for Female. Kachifo.

christinie:
Which last week? Post the last year link here. I don't depend on newspapers only as I have a first hand information of the happenings in my country.

Keep earning your monthly salary as an e-fighter. As for me, am out.

You can now proceed to talk to the hands please.
Bye!

O gini na achuzi gi? Noo, sit behind your chinko phone and be forming Lawyer. Umuaka na amaro ife ana ako.

[quote author=christinie post=37922363]Which last week? Post the last year link here. I don't depend on newspapers only as I have a first hand information of the happenings in my country.

Keep earning your monthly salary as an e-fighter. As for me, am out.

You can now proceed to talk to the hands please.
Bye! [/quote
O gini na achuzi gi. Noo, sit behind your chinko phone and be forming Lawyer. Umuaka na amaro ife ana ako.

christinie:
Kikikikiki
About the illiterate igbo CEO's : am Igbo and educated. Imagine the combo hahahahaha. More reasons why you should believe me without any doubt.




GEJ worked selflessly for nigeria but like a naturally good man that he is he was not blowing his own trumpet.

Your Buhari is a noise maker, an instagram pro.


Wait a minute, did you mention people losing their jobs? Oya go ask Zenith Bank and NNPC staff that were sacked just this week and last month. By the way, don't over hype this power supply bull. Right now there's no PHCN light in my city. I repeat: Buhari is a scam. Big time!

Ifugo nu. Where do you get your information from? Get your facts right always. Always query the info you get. Zenith didn't sack! This story is an old one which happened last year. This was why I asked you initially which Masses you were talking about. You run with whatever you read on the newspapers.
Nne next time get off your high Horse and mingle with the Masses, listen to them. Only then can you talk for them.
Ngwanu kachifo.

christinie:
Kikikikiki
About the illiterate igbo CEO's : am Igbo and educated. Imagine the combo hahahahaha. More reasons why you should believe me without any doubt.




GEJ worked selflessly for nigeria but like a naturally good man that he is he was not blowing his own trumpet.

Your Buhari is a noise maker, an instagram pro.


Wait a minute, did you mention people losing their jobs? Oya go ask Zenith Bank and NNPC staff that were sacked just this week and last month. By the way, don't over hype this power supply bull. Right now there's no PHCN light in my city. I repeat: Buhari is a scam. Big time!

Ifugo nu. Where do you get your information from? Get your facts right always. Always query the info you get. Zenith didn't sack! This story is an old one which happened last year. This was why I asked you initially which Masses you were talking about. You run with whatever you read on the newspapers.
Nne next time get off your high Horse and mingle with the Masses, listen to them. Only then can you talk for them.
Ngwanu kachifo.

christinie:
GEJ never discouraged manufacturers/importers in any way.

He never made life extremely hard for the masses.

You can chose to believe all APshit lies but the truth remains that Buhari lacks administrative skills. Most illiterates do.

Really you know this cause Which of the masses did you discuss with that told you that life has become "extremely" hard for them? Harder than what we've been experiencing.
You have never experienced hardship. You don't know what it means to lose a job. You don't know what it means to try to manage a home by buying food in bulk and then watch it go to waste cos of irregular power supply.
If you didn't make this comment during the past administrations then I suggest you shut it. Your so-called feeling for the masses is just political.
We the masses have been in hell for years and it looks as if someone truly has plans for the country, You and your thieving political class of this country want to bring it down with your baseless accusations.
We all gave Mr Jonathan an opportunity to right some wrongdoing but he couldn't take tge heat, i am willing to give Mr Buhari the same chance. If he fails after 4 years then we kick him out.
Again, my father and so many Igbo CEOs are "illiterate" and my dear you with all your certificates can't compete with them when it comes to having administrative skills.

Hmm if it's the same Codeine effect I experienced while taking a cough medication then I can understand, sort off. Only 15ml of this stuff had me dozing off all over the house. Guess some women/mothers use it to relax

adjoviomole:
MY english teacher u shld correct urs too. U wrote"are actually a banker? "

Thanks but mind your Capitals. Wish it were this easy to correct yours though. Oh well!

adjoviomole:
Lol I was actually not reading as I was typing. And nairaland hangs @ times wen typing.........ion mind tho can u b my english teacher?

Oh ok, I understand, darling. You are one of those that write without reading.
I bet you didn't even read through what you were responding to.
Next time Read, Think then Respond carefully. Have a lovely day.

christinie:
@ poster leave these hypnotised APShites. I bet they will reason differently after a while. Right now they are still enjoying the bribe they were paid to defend this senseless govt.


When a president releases terrorists from detention and promote their interest you know it's a failed govt.


A govt that does not want importers/manufacturers to progress is a failed govt.



A govt that does not allow it's appointments to go through due process is a failed govt.


The economy is sinking.


People are losing their jobs.



Crime rate has increased.



Only stupefied morons are still chanting change.


APC's change is scam.

And all these started happening within Buhari's administration Aunty you are what my people call Mbe no na nsi!! Seems like you 've been coma for the past 16 years? Ngwanu dear congrats on your "sudden" awakening. Smh

On this Zenith bank sack, I 've spoken to 8 staff of the bank they all insisted that the news is false. 3 out of the 8 are Management staff of the bank. They said the news is an old one and it happened last year. We should learn to take whatever these Newspapers dish out with a pinch of salt.

adjoviomole:
The situation we are in now is very very bad. But u dis apc supporters are so blind by ur faith in buhari and u refuse to say the truth even when you see it. You can call me a wailer for all I care.the company I work in my own branch 8 ppl have been sacked already. And another list is still coming of ppl to b sacked all tru the bank. The economy is so bad and companies are cutting cost in anyway they can.
Expecially bankS they are cutting of de staffs expecially those on high salary. We really need to pray to God to forgive uS iff we have chosen the wrong leader. The politicians will not feel it, it is we the masses that will suffer it.

Are actually a banker? If you are then you should sue your English teacher.
Horrible!!!

God bless you OP. We in Africa encourage spiritism rather than Spirituality. Do people actually understand that the Holy Ghost is God?? Who are you to command your Maker. Who are to even command your earthly parents not to talk of GOD, Maker of everything?
They have turned the Holy Spirit into a switch to be turned Off and On at will. You see people praying and calling down the Holy Spirit, next people start speaking in tongues, next everyone automatically stops speaking in tongues when the Pastor screams "in Jesus Name we pray! ".. Amazing!
The Holy Spirit can NEVER inhabit and unclean (Sinful) temple. Any form of sin drives the Holy Spirit away.The Holy Spirit can NEVER be controlled by a mere man so be careful the priest \pastor etc you follow.
Happy Sunday Y'all.

Seventeen:
which kain good school ('school for d rich') be dat where dem de fight for water/trekking allover before u get water/go without water for days. (the articles words oo not mine). Even my youngest sibling who graduated from secondary school years back had boreholes and solar powered electricity scattered all over their average school wey nobody know about. Am not dissing d Mea Mater school oo.. Am just wondering, dats all.

Pure exaggeration by the OP. They have laundry and people that help them with it. School fees is about 500 - 600k per term, go figure.

And this made front page because? Mea mater is a school for the very rich, so these kids are yet to live Nigeria in reality. Half of the kids in the school are US born returnees so they are still mingling with kids with similar background, nothing is going to change. I know cos I have "returnee" nephews there. Absolutely nothing have changed in them.