₦airaland Forum

jono3:
Well qouting the words of Sep Blatter "In every facet of life there are devils" you all should take note of the first reply to my post that is devil's advocate doing what the devil does. [b]Ignore that slanderer [/b]and GET THIS WONDEFUL OFFER. After all efcc are there to do their job. Nigerians! God will help us some of us are still good.

Am even tired of all these Anti-Corruption crusade. He who want to come to the augean stable must come with clean hands.
Pls let people who will fall for this fall. Let some mugu pay since they are gullible to think this is real.

This is taking forever. Get another argument please, this one is expired.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=540547.msg7042793#msg7042793 date=1288393117]Exactly, the ones calling him dumb and silly are the ones who are wrongly concluding that the fact that he said he has EU residence permit means he is an EU citizen. Now who is silly and dumb and ignorant to boot and should be wiping the eggs on their faces in shame [/quote]Who is the bush meat, who is the hunter?
Calling people dumb and in reality u are the dumb person.
All this i too know attitude on Nairaland am sick of it.
People should read with their balls before replying shiiit

U guys are derailing the thread. The germane questions are being left out. Do u know that most consulars now ask educational questions? They look at your certificate and look for subjects u good in and start asking questions about it. Sometimes they ask u why are u not good in one particular subject. For some of u going for Engineering courses and u not good in Math then u gotta have to be prayerful.
Some dude are asking dumb questions. No offence intended.

Goodluck

Tegese:
no matter what, is it wise for anyone to make this kind of comment to someone who simply asked a question? that is not the way to welcome someone. if you dont have an answer to it, or you think his question is inappropriate, at least you can treat him with respect especially as he is a new member of nairaland.

Justwise, do you have to always support her even when she is arrogant? i do like you and i respect your work here, but i won't support you when i think you r unfair. you have seen funky cursing people here and there (something that tells how uncultured & illmannered she is) and yet you support her. that is not good

SeanT21:
Hooray, we applied for the american citizenship a few months ago and finally, this friday, we are going in for the [b]fingerprinting. Please, all you naturalized american citizens, please share your experience.

Are the questions hard??[/b]

I thought fingerprinting is when u go to the ASC to take have your biometrics information taken is it also the time when u take the Naturalization test? Someone who has knowledge of how it works should please shed more lights
Am kinda curious

notjustok:
Some people are just soo foolish, if you like make your family leave werin them go do they sing say notjustok dey do green card marriage it would put food on your table at the end of the month ok, i came here to inform and as well as learn not to claim MR KNOW IT ALL abi u be OYEWOLEJU wth another user id make we know now ooo, because any reasonable and educated person who goes thru this thread would know that i meant no harm b4 i was insulted, well like i said i dont do nairaland ginger, i have come to realize that sometimes on the internet you could be exchanging words with people who where still putting on panties while you where on the street so if u gat nothing meaningful to contribute SHUT UP

Sir with all due respect if you have an issue or a question it would be advisable you drop it on the thread so people with same issues could learn based on the response you would get ok, i hail

This guy is so obessed with his world of foolishness.
This is 2010 nigga, get real.
The only person still wearing diaper here is u. Some ppl are just dumb ass mothafucking nigga sucking a dicck and eating a pussie.
Get a life and stop this campaign of calumny against me.
The next time u mention my name is the day u gonna drop death. Idiot.

The only time was at JFK Airport days after the failed Xmas bomb attempt. i was stripped and thoroughly searched and i ask the guy why he said cos am a Nigerian and that one of us nearly killed over 200 people few days ago. I didn't even care. When he asked me if am bisexual or straight i told him straight he later directed me to another guy to search me. I believe he his gay that's why he referred me to another officer.
If i catch that Muttallab ehn i go finish him whole family.

The worst thing is that peeps at home won't understand. They will keep calling to ask for a $1500 HD TV. Do they even have HD channels in Nigeria?
Nonsense. Waiting for one mothersucker to call me and i will make sure i curse his Great Grand parents out

biofem2000:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I started reading your posts back in July/August when my brother was going to the embassy for his F1 interview. I must commend you. You are the best!!! Even though no one responded to my questions then, I learned so much from you all.
I put together a little something for him from your posts and voila, he got his visa. Eni ti a se loore ti ko dupe, bi olosa koni leru lo ni. (The one that we did a favor and refused to say thank you is like a thief steals ones belonging). Thank you all.
I never stopped coming here even after my brother got to the US.

@Ojap, America is not a bed of roses but, you can be whatever you want to be here if you dont stop. If you have to go to your international student office to tell them things are tough, do. Some schools will make you sign a kind of payment plan/contract. Some schools are very generous. They`ll change your status to in-state and you start paying in-state fee. BUT, you have to be on top of your class like someone said. You must be pushing for a GPA of close to 4.0 if not 4.0. I know its doable. I am a mother of 3, a wife, an engineer ( I work full time), a graduate student and probably the least you`ll want to know, an american ( ha ha ha, makes me laugh). I`m also proudly Nigerian. This is my 4th and final semester and my GPA has been 3.67, 4.0, 4.0. School is easy in America if you have a functioning brain.

U forgot to tell them that its expensive too for foreign student.
Those of u coming hope u have your tuition?
Schools will still be giving I-20 provided u have your money.
Think twice not all that glitters is gold

Ojap i think since u are here u shouldn't be posting your status on the internet. U can hook up with some house members who are already here privately than washing your dirty linen outside. If u remember when u called me i gave u the best advice u can get but somehow u didn't get back to me. California is a big state and loads of opportunities but it depends on what u wanna do. U have to gather your resources together and see what u can do for yourself.
I think u are the best person to decide what u wanna do. Whether to go back home or to stay put come rain come sun.
My Brother, its not easy here but people are managing it and hiding it. As its happening to u its happening to everybody.

Welcome to America
Land of the free, home of the brave.

I know of one woman whose brother applied for her from the US. The woman lives in Nigeria then and she won. Alot of Nigerians folks i see at school who came in with DV lottery do tell me their peeps applied for them from Yankee.
Again haven't travelled out before doesn't stop u from getting your Green Card.

The country u are applying from doesn't count its your country of birth that count. So far you are a Nigerian then apply anywhere in the world.
People do help their Familes in Nigeria in the US. Your citizenship is what matters not where u applied

15k-18k naira

Hey house, my brother went for his interview today and he was given the Visa for Spring 2011.
The just called me now to inform me. Questions to follow later
Just letting u guys know.
He had it in Abuja

She should take Royal Air Maroc or Air Afriquiyah. They are the best when it comes to one way travels.I mean the cheapest.

notjustok:
Please house b4 we deviate from the topic i really need to know waiting times after your parcel is received cus am finkin it varies from state to state, pls if u know kindly share with the house tnq

@oyowelojo
No vex i agree am waever u say i am but e for better if we relate out side nairaland ma email addy again familymancf@yahoo.com,

I thought u knew everything. Dude next time dont jump as if u are the MR Know It All

notjustok:
Is this supposed to be an English class or an educative forum, look ma boy i gat no issues with i gave u ma info already send urs lets see who can afford waever, u insulted me 1st i only wanted to inform pple on what to expect and how to go about it in the best way, ma email is familymancf@yahoo.com, send me yours like i said hiding behind your lappy n insulting pple dont work for me, wats your info, u say u be [b]THUG 4 LIFE [/b] abi, we shall seee, lets make this thing happen, i really wish i could see you as in for real man, talk talk talk talk when u come online u fink everybody is your mate, because we r all faceless silly untrained boy,

U are a 22nd century slowpoke
Mothersucking Nigga

notjustok:
@oyewolejo
your really need to be updated now read carefully let me educate you , when you get married u need no lawyer to do nuffing for you simply tell the judge you wanna take it down to the records department youself and he gives you the address and a note you wont even wait for up to 10mins to get it signed you need no lawyer,
Point number 2 who is i really dont understand what u mean by WHO WILL FILE YOUR TAX FOR YOU, what tax is a non immigrant visa holder filing abi no be your wife go bring out previous tax wey she don file in the last three years , we all know tax are filled febuary every year so what are you talking about[/b]Point number 3 why do u need a lawyer to package what is actually real already abi you be immigration lawyer Mr man u write like your a graduate so what do the lawyers do that you cannot do tell me what do they do , u be real clown oooo
How do nigerians mess them selves up are [b]u not a Nigerian like i earlier said the total package wont cost you more than $1500-$1800 , make we dey tell pple the truth ok abi you be 1 of those pple wey they inflate price to pocket your own, come texas make u verify all the info i just told you infact go online,
can u imagine you are telling me am talkin from ma balls me no be americana ooo i believe in face to face discussion not hiding behind your lappy n insultin pple if u wanna really insult me ma addy na familymancf[b]@yahoo.com send me urs i would give u ma info and would fly to where ever you are in yankyyy so u fit insult me for ma face ,[/b] poo man Point of correction LAWYERS WOULD COLLECT YOUR MONEY AND TEL YOU TO GO AND BRING DOCUMENTS WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU DOCUMENTS I COULD AS WELL AS DELIVER MASELF, TELL ME 1 FING A LAWYER WOULD ADD TO YOUR APPLICATION TELL ME,

Your blood pressure is flashing red.
See me see wahala.
As if u can even afford a metro ride to me place talkless of plane ticket.
Empty drum makes the loudest noise.

notjustok:
@oyewolejos medical fee is about $250-$300 but the wedding fee no reach $800, YOU buy your marriage licence $75 you pay the Judge $50, wedding don set any other expenditure na OYO , if the marriage is for real i dont see the need for a lawyer cause all the info u need is on the internet , even the the marriage na game n u play your cards well u still dont need a lawyer , like u earlier said USA immigration is not an issue except you no want just help urself i fink in all without paying lawyer n woman u no suppose spend pass $1500

ciao

Since u think u too know why ask questions in the first place.
If u dont need a lawyer who is gonna file the tax for u?
Who is gonna make sure u get your marriage license in 2 hours instead of a month wait at the court?
Who is gonna package the whole documents to make it look real a bit?
This is how 9jerians mess themselves up.
Moreover all the charges i quoted was just an estimate. I put $100-$800
$1500 for the whole process? Are u kidding me? Please tell me where to do that?
It would have been better if people can read before replying from their balls.

For Person wey dey Yankee u fit arrange then go to Buffalo in New York then enter through that place. Immediately u use ori olori depart from the Yankee part of the border throw away the ori olori inside the restroom before u approach Canadian Immigration. Immediately they ask for your ID just raise your hand and surrender tell them dem Gangs dey pursue u for Yankee. Tell them u tell them u know wan join and they told u they gonna kill u and u have to run away from persecution. Abeg trash that ori olori before u get to the Canadian side of the border cos if they see ori olori with u na International Offence am talking from Experience, Just tell them u are from 9ja nad show them ur 9ja passport if they ask for it. Ori olori for Yankee immigration then Nigerian P for Canadian Immigration after u for don tell them say u wanna file for asylum. Dem go give u accomodation and bear ur feeeding cost pending the outcome of ur application. This also applies to the guy coming from Latin America. Abeg no let them 2 ID with u o na Identity theft and its a federal offence which can land u 10 years in a maximum prison. This is from experience.
One ID at a time

kokoletz:
Please any 1 wit info abut hw I can get a genuine & good immigration lawyer dt can help 2 appeal my Us visa denial.

They dont appeal US Visa denial. The Consular officer has the last word so he his not answerable to any authority

USCIS Fees= $1365
Medical fee=$200-$300
Lawyer fee=$1500-$3000
Wedding fee=$300-$800
Wife charges if is a marriage fraud=$3000-$20000 depending on your state, girl, pocket, and game
Waiting period all things being equal and perfect=5months
One thing for sure if u passed the Background check u will get your Employment Authorzation Document which u can use to get a Social Security number which allow u to work even though if your Green card application is refused. Social Security number is issued to u for life.

Just stay out of crime. Even if your Visa has expired 10years ago so far u enter the country legally then u can file in. but if u came in through mexico by swimming then forget it u have to go back to 9ja to get your papers if is a long thing. But if u were legally admitted then no caus efor alarm u gonna get your paper. If they refuse u go to vegas and divorce the girl immediately. Vegas Divorce system is very fast is like 3 weeks then marry another woman and go again. Dont ask me won;t that be suspicious. hell no everybody comes with intention to defraud them so it now depends on your fraud skills. USA Immigration is ba wahala. No stress unlike UK
Though i stand to be corrected if i will ever be on the above

Why the mad rush about Abuja? Dou your interview in lagos and leave Abj for the politicians and the bombers
Spring hopefuls should have gotten their I-20 by now if they are really mean business so as to avoid the Xmas rush hour.
Got I-20 for my Younger Bro since August and he his going for the interview Oct 18 so i will keep u guess posted.

seniorak47:
@Nethacker; good to hear you guys are coming to town for the Nija Independence day parade. I will be there live and direct. As per the madison square meet-up before the parade I am game as well. email me at senior4real@yahoo.co.uk or call me up at 7189135997, should you have further details. Ciaoo!!!!

Ur security at risk.
Personal info should be personal abeggggggggggg

[quote author=Mrs. Siena link=topic=519034.msg6821649#msg6821649 date=1285442757]Yes they do have an office here is the address and phone number:

TETRAZZINI BUILDING, 1ST FLOOR, 2 AKIN ADESOLA STREET, VICTORIA ISLAND .

PHONE NO. 9043081-84[/quote]Thanks for the info. I really appreciate it.

Please does anyone have an idea whether Royal Air Maroc has a booking office in Abuja?
Have been trying to get in touch with them but all to no avail.
Even if i can get their booking office phone number in Lagos i will pick it from there.

Your reasonable reply will be appreciated

suxes2005:
Hi ma pple,

I want to ask this question for my friend.
He wants to travel to Malaysia but he has
a social visa. His plan is to change his status to
student visa once he gets there

Though he wud have processed student visa
here but d fee charged is high by agents!

He wants to know if there is a way for him
to get a ticket that reads to-fro but he wants
to pay for to alone as he does not plan to return
home on time.

Suggestions are welcome.

If anyone also knows about Spain visa,
their embassy or website kindly drop it
as I am in need of it. Need to get some
information for my Pastor

SHALOM

Did he tell them that at the embassy
As parts of the conditions of the Visa he needs to return. he can get his Student Visa there then come back home and go again. This will really help his Immigration history. By the way what da hell he his gonna do in Malay?
Hope no be drug

etauso:
For those who want to know what it cost to travel to dubai.

I just booked my return ticket (to and fro) right now (4th September, 2010) with Emirates Airline at USD$784.17 (118,000) from Lagos to Dubai and back to Lagos.

That price covers your going and coming.

I think the bolded is just one word. Why the repetition

davidylan:
people like this are the reason its become extremely difficult for legitimate travelers to obtain visas. I have no sympathy for him.

You trained as a theologian . . . thanks for giving us christians a bad name.
Better come back quick!

Holy than thou attitude of some Nigerian always amuse me.
As if none of them never committed an immigration offence before.

Yinkaboy:
Identity theft is a big deal!!

This is the stuff that annoys me, asking to regularize when you have over-stayed,? you hashing over 5-7 years overstay, it does not make any difference.

Has anyone heard of Gitmo? The idea that things would be better in the US is laughable, for all you know you could have been considered Bo Haram and really disappeared.

I get your point your an economic immigrant but if you read the papers or watched the tv, since the financial crisis any illegal in any country is fair game by the indigenous. Its not fair, right, but simply the facts, how can they afford you around when they cannot take care of their own poor?

I can't imagine someone comparing Gitmo which is for terrorist suspect to an Ordinary Detention Camp.
Where the hell did Boko Haram came up here? I can't imagine people thinking from their anus.
Deportation to Boko Haram? U need to see your Doctor.

ada24:
as much as i want to feel for you - i imagine deportation is not a nice thing to go thru - i don't really get the point of your rant. U overstayed and your shouting about human rights, maybe i'm not getting the connection and someone can correct me but if you committed an offence and found guilty then what is the complaint - 5 years or 7 years u overstayed.

your even lucky your in the UK from what i have heard if u were arested in the states on th 27th of July u would be in MMA by the 29th of July.

sorry if i don't sound sympathetic and all the best.

Do u really know the meaning of Human Rights? I do shed tears in my heart when i see ignorant people like u.
Justice cannot be said to have been done but seen to have been done. The Poster is still innocent of all the offence until found guilty by a competent court. Don't u know the difference between 5 years to 7 years? Where is your thinking cap?
The internet is made up of wise people and loads of big fools continue to spread your ignorance.
Its even criminal for the Home Office to come up with false statements about the poster. The Home Office erred on a point of law by not letting the Judge know that u have only overstayed for 5 years not 7 years as claimed. this is a testimony to the failure of the British Judiciary system.
In the US u are given fair hearing and u still have the rights to appeal against any unfavourable judgement.
Poster i think u should get in touch with a good Lawyer who knows his onions when it comes to matters like this.
Deporting u is not the big deal but it should be done transparently without any infringement on your Fundamental Human rights.
In addition i think the offence is bailable so i still don't get the reason why u were denied bail.
Well keep your head up and hope for the best but be prepared for the worst when it comes to UK Immigration issues cos they suck.

@Ojap I don't think u proved beyond resonable doubt that u coming back. When u told the consular u coming back to work in your father's company then there is no exposure at all and the efforts of going to the US is defeated if there's no change of environment. Since u work in your Dad's company without a US degreee and when u bag a US degree u still gonna work there then whats the essence of wasting money only to come back and work at the same old place?
These people are psychologists they aint dumb so u no gonna sell them dummies. Let them know u coming back to contribute your own quota towards the development of Nigeria. They dont think it's patriotic for u to come back and work for your Dad's company. Why not work for your country since they needs professional like u? Let them know that the much talked about Vision 2020 will be a mirage if people like u are not allowed to get more knowledge in the US so u can come and use it for the economical growth of Naija. They need to see the patriotic zeal in you, the vision u have for Nigeria not for yourself.
On the School just tell them why the school is better off any school partaining to your Major not to Geographical location. The Consular was right to tell u that Louisanna is the Niger Dellta of USA not California. There are loads of errors in your response which u need to address. CSUB is a great school to link it to your major not to locations.

Finally, its not appropriate for the Consular to ask u first what your Dad's Company is into and the name. This should be your first statement before u say any other things about them. U have to let the consular know your role in the company not for him to ask u. Talk to the Consular with boldness and forget about the Computer training thingy its been a long story in the mouth of all Nigerians. Just tell him/her u been working with your Dad's coy since u left high school trying to gain work experience.
Computer Knowledge is for 3 years old kid in Yankee so it's no big deal to them.
Hope this helps and Good Luck in your Interview