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RomanceRe: Sudan Man Forced To 'marry' Goat by pannyman(op): 1:13pm On May 07, 2007
It's no lie.It's on www.bbcnews.com. You may wanna check it out. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm It's one of the most emailed BBC news stories of all time.
RomanceSudan Man Forced To 'marry' Goat by pannyman(op): 10:50am On May 06, 2007
I saw this in the BBC website and thought I'd share it with my good people. What do y'all think? grin

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
FamilyRe: Why Are My Friends In Nigeria Always Asking Me For Money? by pannyman(m): 10:17am On May 06, 2007
It's quite common for Nigerians to attempt to take advantage of their friends and relations who are well-heeled. They come up with all sorts of stories to make some money off the person. Nothing wrong in helping some of those who are genuinely in distress, but be careful about the opportunists.
FoodRe: My Boyfriend Buys Me Buka Food! by pannyman(m): 10:00pm On May 04, 2007
@saintchux, youv'e said it all.
FoodRe: My Boyfriend Buys Me Buka Food! by pannyman(m): 7:40pm On May 04, 2007
Ogbele o! You have opened up another topic. I think you can answer this question yourself.
FoodRe: My Boyfriend Buys Me Buka Food! by pannyman(m): 7:27pm On May 04, 2007
Doesn't your boyfriend cook? Why should he buy food from outside when he is at home? You can help him by organising his kitchen so you can make something for yourself when go visit him.
RomanceGirls Who Visit Their Boyfriends With Their Girlfriends by pannyman(op): 5:07pm On Apr 30, 2007
Hi guys, what do u think about girls who visit their boyfriends with their girl friends tagging along, to the extent of passing the night at his place? Personally, i think they are taking a risk because there's a saying that "an erect penis has no conscience".
CrimeRe: Good or bad? by pannyman(m): 8:28am On Apr 20, 2007
Guys, I am not Ibo but i know that not all Ibo guys are inordinately greedy for money. There

is this Ibo guy in my office whose bank account was inadvertently credited by more than half a

million naira who promptly reported the error. I know a lot of non-Ibo guys who would have

quickly withdrawn the cash.
InvestmentRe: Transcorp Po Finally Opens At 7.50! Opinions? by pannyman(m): 12:21am On Apr 11, 2007
Transcorp is a house built on sand. It amazes me that many people cannot see it for what

it is.The large corporations of the world which it's protagonists claim it is modelled after

actually started small and their founders were truly visionary and innovative men. What we

have here is a monstrous creation by manipulative people who want to reap where they

did not sow. The whole thing will come crashing down on them. I won't advise ANYBODY to

put a penny into that company in the name of investment. A word is enough for the wise.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Says It's Over Between Us But Picks My Calls: Is She Done Yet? by pannyman(m): 9:52pm On Apr 10, 2007
If i were this girl i wouldn't go out with Highveld. He has a drinking problem and is not

about to change. Drinking is a very difficult habit to kick. Any woman who puts up with it in

the hope that her man would soon change is playing with fire. I wish we could get her own

side of the story cos there are two sides to every story.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Says It's Over Between Us But Picks My Calls: Is She Done Yet? by pannyman(m): 7:46am On Apr 10, 2007
I don't know if u have the guts for this. But if i were u i would stop calling her for a while just to create some suspense. Just one of the tricks of dealing with women. Don't be a groveller.
PhonesRe: Yahoo Messenger Download by pannyman(m): 7:01am On Apr 05, 2007
u need to check for replies to ur posts so that u can respond to them. it doesn't work the same way as the computer version.
PhonesRe: Yahoo Messenger Download by pannyman(m): 5:36pm On Apr 02, 2007
Just type http://uk.mm.yahoo.com in your phone browser and you can chat with yahoo messenger on your phone. It works for me.
FamilyRe: Only The Woman Knows Who The Father Of Her Child Is by pannyman(m): 6:37pm On Mar 27, 2007
This is an out-dated question. It has been overtaken by DNA testing. grin
PhonesRe: Second-hand Phones in Nigeria by pannyman(m): 4:28pm On Mar 15, 2007
Hey maxjax, there's no problem with Chinese-made phones really cos all major phone makers have established plants in China to take advantage of the favourable conditions e.g low labour costs, that exist in that country. They manufacture these phones in China then ship them to Europe, America and elsewhere. It is because of the Chinese plants belonging to Nokia, Sony Ericsson and the rest of them that phone prices are crashing.
TravelRe: Ice Skating In Nigeria: At Silverbird Galleria by pannyman(m): 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2007
I wonder why Silverbird has not been hyping it up
PhonesRe: Numbers Needed by pannyman(m): 5:42pm On Mar 03, 2007
No such code exists. Someone has been pulling your leg, baby. lol. Am not surprised.Certain people will believe anything that sounds good to their ears. grin
RomanceRe: Will You Rather Be A Lesbian Than To Deal With Men Arrogance?. by pannyman(m): 9:05pm On Jan 31, 2007
Unlike what obtains in the west, Nigerian girls cannot afford to go exclusively lesbian. They need the men to feed them. lol. grin What we have over here are usually bisexual women.
RomanceRe: All This Internet Dating, Does It Really Work by pannyman(m): 12:30pm On Jan 27, 2007
Of course it works! I meet a lot Nigerian girls in yahoo romance chatrooms. i can easily identify them from their

id's.i then chat and try to know them better. I do not toast them. I just let things ride. We exchange phone

numbers and Nigerian girls are usually quite forthcoming in this regard. i have many babes scattered around the

country that i have met by yahoo messenger. If i travel to many parts of the country i would not lack company cos

chances are there would be a couple my yahoo messenger babes there to keep me happy. I have met a several

of them; also i have invited some of them over

to Port Harcourt and they have obliged and it is amazing how quickly nature takes it's course cheesy when they come

over. MTN's free calls have also helped matters a great deal as one now has enough time at night to cement

relationships. I tell you, right now i am spoilt for choice as i have so many babes to choose from. Some wonna

come over but i know it is a bit expensive hosting them so i remain diplomatic to them till further notice.

I currently have a girl in ibadan i think is a wife material and we are dying to meet and we are on the phone

several times a day.

I see this form of dating as been safer than face-to face meetings cos it gives one the opportunity to assess the

other person before taking the plunge. i have been in situations where after meeting a girl (non-yahoo messenger) face-to-face i had to

backtrack thereby making myself look like an insensitive or callous person. Online dating certainly works

whether you are looking for fun or love. Those who think otherwise just do not know what tehy are talking about.take it from me. Who feels it knows it.
PhonesRe: What Is Celtel Doing? by pannyman(m): 12:34pm On Jan 21, 2007
Sure they do. To drain the pockets of Nigerians. Only in Nigeria do customers defend defend their exploiters.
PhonesRe: What Is Celtel Doing? by pannyman(m): 12:25pm On Jan 21, 2007
Hi guys,
Aren't we losing sight of the topic here?i.e. Celtel bashing. lol.I am personally of the opinion that the people at Celtel have taken leave of common sense and abandoned competition.They are ignoring GSM gladiators like MTN and Glo only at their peril not to talk of taking their subs for granted. Meanwhile i am taking full advantage of all the money-saving tricks offered by Glo and MTN. Also i avoid calling Celtel subs unless it is absolutely necessary. My celtel line is only good for the free SMS it offers me. I wonder whether sending free SMS will keep me on the network. Oh well, who cares?  grin

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