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PoliticsRe: Attackers killed by own explosives in Jos by Parnassuss(m): 4:42pm On Mar 21, 2011
Guyman02:
Allahu Ark Bomb
Guy this is bloody a retarded post! What's the point!
You are in the safety of your home yet it is those people that you are 'defending' that end up getting killed for such blatant stupidity. Examine yourself and you will find that there is no difference between you and that myopic Beaf. That should point out the error in you statement to you.
FamilyRe: Molested While A Kid And Now A Bisexual. by Parnassuss(m): 11:48am On Mar 21, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=627803.msg7952786#msg7952786 date=1300684414]
I'm sorry to hear that you and your sister were molested but I don't think you should assume that that's why you're a lesbian. If you are a lesbian, then suppressing your feelings will get you nowhere. You say you don't wanna be a lesbian anymore--that's almost like you're saying your choosing which orientation you want to take up. If your bisexual now then there are two possibilities, you probably were never a lesbian to begin with or you're just coming into your sexuality [which are both fine]. I wanna ask you something. . . When you say "Dnt wanna b a les anymore", are you saying that because you just don't have feelings pertaining to being a lesbian or because you're feeling social pressure? As for your sister, you don't have any right to try to dictate her sexual orientation just because it may not sought you. What exactly is it about her that you're worried about?

From what I've read, it seems like you and your sister may still be suffering from the effects of being molested. Once again, I really am sorry to hear that both you and molested cry.
[/quote]Are you bloody MOLESTING my testis nowhuh?
What sort of fc.uked up advice is this! Its OK to be a lesbian when SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A LESBIAN. How the heck is that any help to her situation!
@poster, you are not alone. Situations like this are almost everywhere, I have a similar problem but I know that discussing it with close people who understand and don't criticize my stance helps a lot. It also helps when you are away from a source of temptation, don't get caught up in the so-called 'liberal' agenda that tells you to embrace what you consider a vice. We all battle addictions everyday in one way or another, the key thing is to keep our heads above water and focus on our goal. Even though this sounds corny it helps so much; try to close the molestation chapter in your life, forgive or use revenge but get the experience out your system. Make sure you can talk and think about it in not just the past tense, but the closed tense.
SportsRe: Odemwingie’s Birthday Gift For Westbrom’s Kitman, Matthews ! by Parnassuss(m): 11:29am On Mar 21, 2011
wales:
Super Eagles’ striker, Osaze Peter Odemwingie, has dedicated his goal in West Brom’s 2-2 draw against English Premier League title contender, Arsenal,to the club’s kitman, Dave Matthews, who has been working with the Albion since 1961.

Matthews joined West Bromwich Albion as an assistant kitman 50 years ago, the balls still had to be sewn back together after training, players wore T-shirts and shorts in snow and if they were sissy enough to want to protect their precious shins they put sticks of cane down their socks.

Most jobs in football, come with a life expectancy that would worry a mayfly, so no wonder after managing 50 years at West Brom their kitman was this week presented with a spectacular cake made by the club doctor’s wife, and a Barclays Merit Award in recognition of his dedication and professionalism in preparing players for matches.

“To complete 50 years of service at a football club is really quite remarkable,” said Roy Hodgson, the West Brom’s manager. “It is almost mandatory for there to be change these days, but it is important for a club to have an identity and Dave gives West Brom that. It is good for the players to know that this club existed before them, and it will exist after them.”

In a time of such rapid turnover, to have a thread running through the club is invaluable. Matthews has seen 24 permanent managers come and go, the FA Cup and League Cup won, two League Cup finals lost, six promotions, and six relegations. Naturally, he is hoping not to see a seventh. These days, the kitman no longer needs to file down studs or sew up balls, but Matthews still needs six metal containers and five kit bags to carry laces, pens, bibs, cones, chewing gum and all other paraphernalia that the players might need. “It has grown and grown out of all proportions,” he says. “When I started, it was T-shirt, shorts, ankle socks. Definitely no snoods.”

Even then change was slowly taking place. It was only two years after Matthews joined that the players went on strike over a pair of tracksuit bottoms.“Jimmy Hagan liked running,” Matthews recalls. “You warmed up running, training was running, and he was always in T-shirt and shorts, even in two foot of snow. “He wouldn’t let the players wear tracksuits and they rebelled. The manager finally agreed that they could warm up in tracksuit bottoms, then they had to take them off.”
The memories flood back. Matthews wrote to the club as a 15 year-old in the hope of getting a job as a groundsman. The only vacancy was as an assistant to the kitman, and Matthews jumped at it.

“For a fan to be working alongside his heroes,” he says, “well, it doesn’t get much better.” Of course, as a supporter of the club, it can be difficult to keep quiet when players do not perform. Matthews had an argument with Geoff Horsfield in 2004 after Birmingham had beaten West Brom 4-0.
“There were a few verbals,” he admits. But he can also be a conduit for supporters.

When Odemwingie was worrying about how the terraces would react to a goal drought this season, Matthews was on hand with some reassuring words. “I said ‘Peter, as long as you try, keep working hard, you won’t get any stick off the fans’.”

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sports/2011/mar/21/sports-03-21-2011-001.htm
@ emboldened When men were reckless boys grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Great story, the man deserves a monument of sorts, knowing England it won't be very long b4 they give one to him. Big ups to him, he is great inspiration for hard workers everywhere.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Union Demands 'immediate' Halt To Libya Attacks by Parnassuss(m): 8:14pm On Mar 20, 2011
screw the AU!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jailed For Trafficking African Child 'slaves' by Parnassuss(m): 1:01pm On Mar 19, 2011
This na simple case of domestic abuse. Lets not over kill the woman on the 'Slavery' issue. I mean it bad but Its also done everyday right here in Naija yet nobody is crying foul. House girls/boys get treated like dirt here, SOMETIMES, and other times they don't If you have ever had domestic help check urself, there was prolly a case where you seemed like a slave-driver to the person. If British standards start applying in this country a great lot of us would fall short where we least imagine. What I am against however is her illegal entry and that of her entire family. She was just asking for trouble by sneaking in that way. Once there she cld have made an effort to secure a legit one. That is unforgivable crime to me.
PoliticsRe: Testimony By A Nigerian On Why They Didn't Vote Buhari Before . by Parnassuss(m): 10:43am On Mar 18, 2011
Lovely write up.
Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking News: A No Fly- Zone Has Been Passed On Libya By Un by Parnassuss(m): 10:14am On Mar 18, 2011
LoveKing:
Regard or disregard this. The Outcome of this 'no fly zone' in the next couple of days will trigger a disastrous effect, WWIII. You'all be ready, seems every country wants to flex powers just like 1914. Smh
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The libyans are not asking for intervention, they want arms and air support. They will handle themselves without direct western invasion. Even the west will NOT want to march in there. The pot is already stirring, for the world to just look on would stupid and disastrous. Do we consider the effect of an embattled Ghaddafi regaining all control? Then he would have all the power to do whatever, especially his sons. I expected that the Hugo Chavez dialogue would provide some good headway but since that's out the window the only option as far as I am concerned is a TOTAL wipeout of everything Ghaddafi. Yes, I mean EVERYTHING & EVERYONE.
PoliticsRe: D’banj’s “kokolette” Interview With Jonathan by Parnassuss(m): 9:55am On Mar 18, 2011
kkmny81:
I weep 4 my nation.I have lost hope.
Say wetin, na because idiots dey high up, make i hear. Dbanj has always been the mugu who entertains at all costs, only the snoop dog collabo give am credibility, the real loser here na Jonathan way suppose line up all his media advisers sacrifice them, as well as dame publicity sec, to the god of second tenure.
BusinessRe: Railway Corporation Relaunches Lagos-ilorin Route by Parnassuss(m): 9:44am On Mar 18, 2011
Knight1:
10 hours!!!!
haba, so this is what they've been shouting about all these while?
so Lagos to Kano 'll definitely take my whole day? Rubbish!!!
Only as you talk am, before I see am. God bless pregnant woman way enter that 'train'. She go born am even name her pikin before she reach destination.
If anybody get image of the train make then upload am abeg, besides OBJ my man did EXACTLY the same thing. Was it not at the eve of his departure that they launched the Lag train, make I hear abeg.
In Abuja over about 200million dollars has been poured into the INTRASTATE rail project and they say that its only at 20% level. Which kind Billion dollars tracks them they lay nko?
PoliticsRe: D’banj Interviews President Goodluck Jonathan. by Parnassuss(m): 9:21am On Mar 18, 2011
I didn't watch the scrap show. I think it was aired on Silverbird, GEJ had previously said he wouldn't do any interview that would not be aired on ALL national medium but, c'est la vie.
My belle need feeding and motor need fueling no be that comedy-central I go find them. As soon as I heard that GEJ had approved for such a show and was against a televised debate that did not give him the questions beforehand, I just blacked out. Freaking turd can do whatever he wants, if shit happens, let Nigerians then do whatever we want.
PoliticsRe: Mock Presidential Poll: Who Will You Vote For? by Parnassuss(m): 2:52pm On Mar 15, 2011
Horace said "Honestly if possible, but by any means, make money."
I say 'By any means possible, get PDP out the Presidency.'

I am a Ribadu man but if that don't work then its BB. Either way PDP leaves,
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of The Damage Caused By The Japanese Tsunami by Parnassuss(m): 7:15pm On Mar 13, 2011
dinggle:
Imagine what's happening to their Nuclear power plant! Nigeria should forget the idea of nuclear power for electricity we r not there yet!, even though we dont have earthquakes imagine what will happen if one angry alimajiri puts bomb there or if mend lays their hands on it, lets continue with power generation from the pond dam or better still embrace solar technology.
This is a one-off thing. First the location of the plant will ensure that even in the worse case, the blast radius remains contained. Also, that fact they there reactor DIDN'T go off tells us that these plants are not built like paper weights. We should even dare to triple reinforce our plant if we ever get one, but this should not be a deterrent, in fact it should actually encourage us to do so. WITH A LOT OF CAUTION THOUGH.
PoliticsRe: You Risk Arrest, Jonathan’s Camp Warns Buhari by Parnassuss(m): 6:32pm On Mar 13, 2011
The post said 'inciting' violence from Buhari would cause his arrest. Why didn't GEJ turn himself in after CAUSING bodily damage during the PDP stampede, when he said called the western leaders rascals, was that not incitement.
I don't see Buhari's hand in any of the violence, if they have proof of it, let them bring it forth and stop dallying like the limp-phallus-es they are.
But true-true GEJ ain't born well if he thinks he can arrest or even think too hard of arresting Buhari, I go just pack my small self go Cotonou, os the tin way man eye go see, mouth no go fit talk.
PoliticsRe: Vice Presidential Debate - What Do You Think As You Watch by Parnassuss(m): 10:32pm On Mar 12, 2011
I think that GEJ will win this election  but parliament will come strongly under opposition control. If this happens, the fellow (GEJ) will be forced to ACT like a decent human being (lord knows I don't think he is) or risk being under siege from the opposition. This will bring progress, albeit very slow one. What would expedite the process would be to vote BB or Ribadu/Ade into power, however with PDP's aggressive campaigning and spending, there is only a slim chance of that happening.
RomanceRe: Woman Busted By Husband On Radio Show (oh my gwad) by Parnassuss(m): 6:43pm On Mar 11, 2011
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babaowo:
Not funny
Speak for urself, this is hilarious,
PoliticsRe: Even At Pdp Rallies, It's Sai Buhari! by Parnassuss(m): 6:31pm On Mar 11, 2011
Team Ribadu SNITCHESSSS!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Onbe love, any way possible, lets kick PDP OUT!
PoliticsRe: Pdp Opts Out Of Presidential Debate by Parnassuss(m): 6:02pm On Mar 11, 2011
Get The Dame to step in for Jonathan, we all know how well she can handle herself vocally.

I think the PDP were not excusing themselves, while the whole 'not properly invited thing' was pathetic, we all know that politicians are obligated to campaign at these periods so I honestly cannot blame them. I think what is needed here is that the organizers need to take into account the schedules of the parties and find a window period. I also think they should include a lot more parties in the debate. We have 64 bleeding parties, whatever abeg!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News!: Robbers Snatch Wizkid’s Car At Gunpoint! by Parnassuss(m): 5:01pm On Mar 08, 2011
He said to "halla at your boy" when you see him drive-by. Well, undecided
Sorry kid, I bet you get three more from that one. Cars I mean oh.
PoliticsRe: Finally, Jonathan Agrees To A Television Debate by Parnassuss(m): 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2011
baslone:
Fatal Mistake(Part 1)!!!
If I laugh any harder I will get fired today. Chei,
I know that will end up give momentum to opposition, I mean who will stand the ever TALKFULL Bakare, or the charming Ribadu.Certainly PDP just committed a fatal error. I am sure they will have the debate held in the night so people can't watch it live, screw the "no conditions" clause we know better.
I am already seeing a Nick Clegg moment in the debate, Lord have mercy!
PoliticsRe: Pdp Youths Attack Pastors, Acn Candidate In Abia State At Christian Gathering by Parnassuss(m): 4:36pm On Mar 08, 2011
Haba now!!! this post is so biased I almost thought the poster said the gov's group organized the raid. the story's narration should have been made more direct, I mean what did the shooters want, were they trying to rob or kill someone; was the attack even political or a plain heist. I don't condone what they did but blaming the Gov directly for the attack is rather far-fetched, even if he is the most incompetent of the nation rot lot.
PoliticsRe: President's Aide Denies Comments On Igbos by Parnassuss(m): 12:40pm On Mar 04, 2011
DRlulu:
so far wev had only 4 democratic presidents. ZIK, OBJ, YARADUA AND GEJ so i think everything is equal right now , am lookin foward to 2015 , maybe sullivan will be a good option lets watch and see what happens
Careful what you wish for. It'll be close if he survives this election and term, Sullivan doesn't have the support of the MAJORITY of Enugu people, not to speak of the rest of Igbo land. Very few people can command that respect. In fact the only consensus candidate for president that'll cut across the igbo board would be Jim Nwobodo, Rev Fr Mbaka or Peter Obi. Igbos may be crooked, but VERY, VERY few of us would actually support a crooked leader.`
PoliticsRe: Imam (Sheikh Abubakar Jibrin) Arrested For Defacing Jonathan's Poster. by Parnassuss(m): 12:13pm On Mar 04, 2011
dayokanu:
What was the Imam vandalising?

GEJ poster? And arrester for inciting dislike for GEJ? How dumb can this Odechukwu and his followers be?
Abi oh, the thing is just outrageous.
What people don't seem to get is this;
THEY CHARTERED A FRICKING PRIVATE JET TO ABUJA FOR A VANDAL
How the hell anybody can justify that I can't fathom.

However, the truth might be he is ACTUALLY a threat to security.
BusinessRe: Worst Bank In Nigeria by Parnassuss(m): 5:02pm On Mar 02, 2011
Obviously none here has used the almighty and omnipotent FIRSTBANK, that place id the Devil's playground. I have used the bank for seven years now and I have NEVER seen more than four paying attendants at any branch. The queues there are just so wrong they should be banned in the constitution. Their network also manages to mess up only on days when you need the cash badly.
Has anyone here used their ATM cards, apology, I put hand in mouth thinking about does sad days.

These days I rock the Diamond! As per Kanye,  grin grin grin [b][/b]
PoliticsRe: Senate Stops Withdrawal From Excess Crude Account . by Parnassuss(m): 6:17pm On Mar 01, 2011
Guyman02:
The Senate after overseeing the depletion of the ECA has decided to stop further withdrawals when there is almost nothing left to withdraw.
Afterall they are celebrating the release of Thief Bode George who was a beneficiary from the ECA during his tenure at NPA, where funds meant for upgrading the ports were withdrawn from the ECA and diverted, and then GEJ came and cleared the balance.
naija we hail thee!!!
You have TALKED it all !!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United [2 - 1] On Tuesday 1st March 2011 by Parnassuss(m): 3:50pm On Feb 28, 2011
I dey laugh in Spanish when I see this statistics. Where do put the stats of mentality. Chelsea have a record signing that seems to be a record waste for the time being, they have lost so many points that their manager hangs by a thread and they have lose confidence by the hour, though their last match was a win they still seemed shaky in places.
Man u on the other hand are topping the charts and everything else. Apart from having their unbeaten streak shot down by a lowly ranked club, their strikers are blazing hot, mid-fielders superb and defense concrete.
My own twenty kobo!!! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Bakare Manifesto - The Best Ever! by Parnassuss(m): 6:21pm On Feb 25, 2011
How he intends to do these (which funds he will use I mean) I don't know. All I know is that the person with the BEST opportunity to have done something credible is GEJ, so down with the PDP. I love these guys, BB that is, nut alas my first love is Ribadu. May the best man win.
CelebritiesRe: Fallout: Beyonce Under Fire For Blackface Photos. by Parnassuss(m): 6:03pm On Feb 25, 2011
Beyor and her stupid tendencies. I heard about this paint and didn't think much about it till I heard it was in FELA's honour. And being the Felarian I am, I am obligated to hate and condemn B, J and any other singular alphabetic idiot involved in the charade. I warrant that if the 'hit' broadway Fela show enters Naija, peeps will need to smoke weed to through the first act. Oyinbos and their assumptions
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Into Politics To Make Money, Says Jonathan by Parnassuss(m): 8:48pm On Feb 23, 2011
First honest thing he has said since he assumed office; he ain't here to MAKE money for Nigeria, just simple TAKE money from us.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghaddafi Orders Jet Fighters To Bombard Protesting Civilians In Libya by Parnassuss(m): 11:40pm On Feb 21, 2011
@Kobo, I don't think the fellow who has enjoyed so much good will from a considerable number of Libyans within and outside his country can be discounted. I remember seeing a special on Aljeezera still just after the Syrian/Israeli War, Libyans PRAISED Ghaddafi for calling for restabliment of the Palestinian state.
But right now this guy has stepped out of any cocoon he had about himself. In truth many ppl admit Libya was not as great as they would have you believe though. Heck this is plain evil,

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