Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,165,881 members, 7,862,981 topics. Date: Monday, 17 June 2024 at 10:07 AM

Patostation's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Patostation's Profile / Patostation's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (of 21 pages)

Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Suspect Flown To Abuja Aboard Military Jet by patostation(m): 3:30pm On Aug 21, 2013
Am still waiting for news about trial, jail sentence and/or execution of apprehended Boko Haram operatives.
Religion / Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by patostation(m): 9:24pm On Aug 18, 2013
JesusAmbassador:
Do not blaspheme the Holy Spirit

No come threaten us for here.
Religion / Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by patostation(m): 9:17pm On Aug 18, 2013
Nonybb: guy u crack me up! And wat is the meaning of "wise men"? Where was it written in the bible? We have the Prophets, teachers, preachers, evangelist and so and so forth but wise men? This cult sef eh haha

No forget the Magi or "Wise Men" from the East weh been wan see baby Jesus when they born am. E be like say some of them loss their way from Bethlehem Ephratah come surface for SCOAN
Religion / Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by patostation(m): 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2013
plasmadocument: I have not been able to recover since i heard this. Don't really know how to take it or what it actually means. One would imagine that somebody at that level would be above 'dropping' or rather 'falling'. I believe the Spirit of God is in SCOAN and i at times envy the Wise Men that they really have what everybody else is looking for, to constantly be in the presence of God, as they work, eat and sleep in the church. How can he fall? What about those of us that are looking upto him to grow? God please come to his aid. Restore him, fortify him and put him back. We will be praying for him.

Eeeyaah! Sorry abeg no cry too much for another imperfect man
Religion / Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by patostation(m): 8:57pm On Aug 18, 2013
maxwellsmith: Please can someone tell me what is this Nairaland all about? Because now I am confused on why stupid topics like this make front page everytime... this is main reason why I don't really like login into my account everytime because of stupid front page topics like this when better topics are in there that people posted on this site but they won't put them on front page... please I want to know if someone have to know Seun, any Moderator or pay before they can put his or her topic on Nairaland Front Page because I saw so many useful topics on this site that people can benefit from but instead they post stupid topics like this on front page... what is our bussiness with wiseman John Chi that we don't even know as if he's the president of America.... most times I just enter dis site as a guest won't waste my time to login because I am tired of all this their dead front page topics... please tell us why u don't put useful topics on Nairaland Front Page all u do is put dead topic on front page and even at times some fake news on front page.... check the forum very well u will see better topics people posted in there instead of dead topics like this on front page....

Believe it or not, topics like this sell like hot cakes in Naija.
Religion / Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by patostation(m): 8:49pm On Aug 18, 2013
I dey wait when the "man of God" go "drop" or when the "man of God" will be "dropped". When that time reach, I go know say church business don change to God business. Till then, I just dey look.
Religion / Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by patostation(m): 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2013
Gentle me: He was the likely candidate tipped by many to succeed TB Joshua

Are you a learner? Dem dey succeed chairmo for him company while e never die?
Religion / Re: What The Bible Says About Drinking Alcohol (wine) by patostation(m): 9:15pm On Aug 11, 2013
ojoyentalk: "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. " (Matthew 5:29).

So what shall we say to those that commit the despicable sin of gluttony (Prov. 23:20; Mt 11: 19; Titus 1:12)? That they should stop eating food lest they go to hell? Guy, can you see how solid spiritual food can only be assimilated by adults, not babes (Hebr 5:12-14)?
Entertainment / Re: Lilien, Klint-Da-Drunk's Wife New Pictures by patostation(m): 3:27am On Aug 09, 2013
booqee: even wives of celebs parade themselves too as celebs. Cos why is she forcing her pics down our throat?? Cute family tho

Well there is one thing you could do to retaliate. Force your own pictures down her throat too. Can you do that for me?
Fashion / Re: Hair Robbery Is The Latest Trend In Venezuela by patostation(m): 3:13am On Aug 09, 2013
spongeback: This type of crime won't happen in Nigeria, which hair them wan cut?? How many Nigerian girls can even tie there real hair as pony tail grin

But unknown to our women, they are fueling the hair robberies via their demand for human hair.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Pictured With Babatunde Fashola by patostation(m): 8:11am On Aug 08, 2013
Sycophancy and patronisation at it's best!
Religion / Re: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by patostation(m): 1:59pm On Aug 07, 2013
It is those baby factories in the East that make miracles of this sort possible. No baby factories, no miracle babies!

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Fred Amata Parties With Viva Bianca 'Spartacus’ Star by patostation(m): 7:19pm On Aug 06, 2013
The caption of this story is not accurate in my mind. The story should have been titled "Fred Amata Romances ....." or "Fred Amata Falls@
Romance / Re: Terminally-Ill Bride Gets The Wedding Of Her Dreams by patostation(m): 6:35pm On Aug 03, 2013
This true life story alnost made me shed tears! True love glorifies our maker and dignifies humanity.
Politics / Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by patostation(m): 9:28pm On Aug 02, 2013
coogar:

not in this lifetime.....
people don't just become destitutes, homeless, hungry and nakëd. you are a troglodyte comparing me to your homeless kinsmen in lagos.

shouldn't you as an igboman be ashamed people from your village are begging alms in lagos. if you are against their removal, why not house them? why not advise them to go back to onitsha and start a new life?


God bless you for your good statements. Tomorrow if they ask you of your religion, you will respond "Christian" or "Muslim". I am yet to meet an Ibo beggar in Lagos or elsewhere.
Politics / Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by patostation(m): 9:03pm On Aug 02, 2013
coogar:

humans, stones, feelings? you have the brain power of a mosquito. the process of weeding off destitutes should be a national practise. peter obi can also send destitutes of anambra to where they came from.......



lagos is too congested. fashola welcomes everyone to lagos as long as you are coming in to contribute to the development of the state. destitutes don't contribute, they destroy......and they have been sent safely to their state of residence.....


I hear you! What makes you think that you cannot be a destitute tomorrow even though you may be fine today? What makes you think that those your relatives in London cannot suddenly become bankrupt and destitute?
Politics / Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by patostation(m): 7:12pm On Aug 02, 2013
coogar:

agboola's parents are resident of anambra not indigenes....the process is to reunite deportees with their families wherever they are in nigeria, not necessarily the state of origin.

why are some nigerians daft?


Yeah, some Nigerians are daft and others are very unreasonable. By dumping those people by Onitsha headbridge in the dead of the night, they have really been united with their families! If the Fashola government is sincere on this issue, it should have traced those families and handed them over; probably with photos to show the "humanitarian deed".
Politics / Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by patostation(m): 6:38pm On Aug 02, 2013
coogar:

stop applying village sense to a national issue. the parents of emmanuel okon and victoria agboola can be anambra residents. the key is for the deportees to reunite with their families, not necessarily to take them to their states of origin!

if i am yoruba and my parents stay in zamfara, i would be deported to zamfara - that's the key!!!


"I would be deported to Zamfara"! See how it sounds in your mouth. When did deportation become our way of dealing with issues in Nigeria? Continue reasoning this way.
Politics / Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by patostation(m): 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2013
The way Nigerians are relating to this issue baffles me. Whether BRF wrote Obi or not, I still feel it is improper for any state to deport any Nigerian citizen to anywhere. If a governor finds destitutes in his state, he has to put them where destitutes are kept, not minding their state of origin. Any state that arrests criminals should prosecute them in the courts. You don't need to dump anyone for anybody. Nigeria can never be a united country as long as people are seen as visitors and strangers in their own country.

Even other countries provide for Nigerians. If there is no ethnic malice involved, I am waiting to see Ogun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti and Osun destitutes sent back "home to unite with their kits and kin".

Who is even a Lagosian? Most of the persons now claiming to originate from Lagos are in actual fact from neighbouring states if you trace their roots. It may look convenient to take this kind of action but people should remember that noone knows what tomorrow will bring.

2 Likes

Family / Re: Husband Flees After Wife Delivers Triplets by patostation(m): 11:42pm On Aug 01, 2013
Going to bed early to save candles is false economy if the result is triplets!

Just a Chinese proverb.

1 Like

Family / Re: Husband Flees After Wife Delivers Triplets by patostation(m): 11:23pm On Aug 01, 2013
Efemena_xy: Annoying story.

What is it with people living on the breadline, (barely able to eke a living for themselves, let alone support a family) producing like rabbits??

While he and his wife were busy humping themselves silly without protection or contraceptives, dem no remember to call on government, state, and well-meaning Nigerians??

Anyway, I don't believe they didn't know they were expecting triplets.

I think what really happened here was that she / they both went for the scan, were told they were expecting triplets and then the husband decided to 'mysteriously' disappear. A well calculated move on his part, knowing that they'll get more charitable responses if the woman is portrayed as an abandoned housewife with no means of income, left to cater for 5 kids...than him being in the picture.

Government aid ke, individual / group help ni...they better place their sights higher and appeal for international intervention.

Guy you wicked o! Make she go United Nations abi? Don't worry, I am prophesying a set of sextuplets for you and your wife soon
Religion / Re: Seun Kuti Is Happy, He Is An Atheist by patostation(m): 9:08pm On Jul 30, 2013
[quote author=tantita]I jst pray mk al u atheist dude no jam some kind woski warri robbers some day bcus d kind prayer/cabashin una go do dt day even mountain of fire men go Luke like apprentice sef.meanwhile suen ur on ur own o.
[/quote

You are quite on point there. Many easily deny God in days of their youth. But times shall come when calamitious days arrive, when sickness and death calls, when hardship and perils draw near, when plans, expectations and projections faulter; then you will start to hear "God please", "Oh Lord help us", "God please don't let me die", "God I will buy you a car if you let my brother/sister/mother/father/son live"

God's Word puts it this way: "The senseless one has said in his heart (and even on Nairaland), there is no God" Ps 10:4-6; Ps 14:1; Ps 53:1; 1Cor 1:18-21;

Pharaoh said the same thing and later regretted it (Exod 5:2; 9:14-16,27) Nebuchadnezzar too and many others who failed to acknowledge God later regretted. Better come out of atheism and recognize your maker. Do not say I told you.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by patostation(m): 8:26pm On Jul 29, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Christianity is loosing it...........lol

Point of correction, Christendom is losing it, not Christianity. True followers of Jesus Christ still maintain the standards for which Christianity is known.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Qatar Pictures 1960 And 2013 by patostation(m): 12:50pm On Jul 26, 2013
souldust: failed attempt! Why dont you go and show lekki, banana island, maitama, ikoyi, VGC, etc instead of this mushin street you are shoing here.

God bless you my guy! This is the same way oyinbo people usually portray us. Funny enough, our own people have started using oyinbo mentality. Granted that both countries produce oil, but how many people live in Quatar? Why won't they be awash with petro-dollars
Religion / Re: Sister Biodun Kumuyi Seen In Heaven by patostation(m): 11:24am On Jul 18, 2013
alexleo:

Luke 16:19-31

19 “There was a certain rich man who was clothed in purple and fine linen and fared sumptuously every day. 20 But there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, full of sores, who was laid at his gate, 21 desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell[d] from the rich man’s table. Moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. 22 So it was that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels to Abraham’s bosom. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 And being in torments in Hades, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

24 “Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.’ 25 But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and you are tormented. 26 And besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed, so that those who want to pass from here to you cannot, nor can those from there pass to us.’

27 “Then he said, ‘I beg you therefore, father, that you would send him to my father’s house, 28 for I have five brothers, that he may testify to them, lest they also come to this place of torment.’ 29 Abraham said to him, ‘They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.’ 30 And he said, ‘No, father Abraham; but if one goes to them from the dead, they will repent.’ 31 But he said to him, ‘If they do not hear Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded though one rise from the dead.’”

If dem give you proverb, you no understand am. And when they give you common illustration self, you still don't understand. If dem give you proverb and explain am to you, di money wey dem take marry ya mama na in vain!

For starters, just read Mt 13:10 and hear what Jesus says about people like you. Verse 13 of that chapter says, "This is why I speak to them by use of illustrations because looking they look in vain and hearing they hear in vain, neither do they get the sense of it (Compare Isaiah 6:9,10)

1 Like

Religion / Re: Sister Biodun Kumuyi Seen In Heaven by patostation(m): 10:23am On Jul 18, 2013
o.obim:
These confusionists; which one b pool of blood that washes our sin every time we sin? Disgusting!

I thought the bible says that those who died in Christ shall be ressurected when our saviour returns.Wetin d sister dey do for heaven so soon? Just imagine millions of soul springing up from d earth n d oceans, lifting holy hands in worship to d king of kings.It is gona b mind blowing!
Believe n live right..it costs nothing! In d end, u will lose nothing.
Jesus shall return, He will! Life is deeper than we think.You won't understand until your soul leaves your body for a minute. There is a life after here

Point of correction, your soul does not leave your body. You are created a living soul and the soul (person) that sinneth shall die. Ezk 18:4

1 Like

TV/Movies / Re: Which Is Your Worst Nigerian TV Station? by patostation(m): 1:44am On Jul 18, 2013
speedyboi: It has to be Channels, then silverbird. NTA too.

Why? Their picture quality is so so poor.
And for a person like me; once the picture is not clear, I'm not interested in anything they wanna communicate.

NTA has improved in picture quality anyway (not excellent), but still lacks good programmes.

Guy, you are saying that the best TV stations are the worst abi? You must be using Sanyo black and white tv

1 Like

Religion / Re: Sister Biodun Kumuyi Seen In Heaven by patostation(m): 7:16pm On Jul 17, 2013
Mr. heaven and hell dreamer! Abeg park well joor, you no see nothing and nothing see you. You see Pastor Kumuyi's wife for heaven. And you no see Mother Theresa for there, abi? In short na high fever dey worry you.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Hell, Can Go To Hell - The Conclusion ? by patostation(m): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2013
DrummaBoy: Frosbel

Your write up generates questions as U will expect but while the article sounds nice, I cannot find in it any analysis of the myriads of scriptures that makes reference to hell.

Now someone said that hardly is there a mention of hell after the gospel but Jesus spoke of a God who can destroy body and soul in hell for all eternity. He said we should fear Him. I cannot find the ref' now but know what I mean.

How do U explain that?

The place you mentionted is Mt. 10:28 and the original word used is Gehenna not hell. Gehenna is nothing but a refuse dump used as a symbol of total destruction by Jesus.

If you can compare different translations of the Bible, you will discover the words "hell", "world of the dead", "hades" and "sheohl" used interchangeably.

Since you wish to read other scriptures, check out these:
Rev 20:13-15 says that hells freed those in it and that hell itself was thrown into the lake of fire. Not only that, lake of fire is said to be the SECOND DEATH.

Acts 2:31,32, Jesus was said to have gone to hell, that his body was not allowed to rotten in "hell", but that he was resurrected by God. Compare Hos 13:14

Jerem 7:31; 19:5 and 32:35. God was incenced that ancient Israelites were burning people in fire. If God was angered by this action, why would he turn back and start burning sinners in Dante's inferno EVERLASTINGLY?

Lk 16:19-31 Regarding the rich man and Lazarus. Should we take this parable of our Lord Jesus literally? Should we take other illustrations of Jesus literally? Can all those who expect everlasting life all fit into Abraham's bosom? Will a drop of water be able to quench the taste of someone burning in hellfire? What can one estimate to be the distance between heaven and hell that messages can be passed from one to the other? What was the sin of the "rich man" and what was the righteousness of the "poor man"? Was Jesus not illustrating the change in circumstances between the self-righteous Pharisees and the common Jews who accepted the gospel?

Job 14:13-15 (Catholic Dy version). Why did righteous man Job pray for God to preserve him in hell and later "call" (resurrect) him?

What will be the place of resurrection, a pivotal teaching in Christianity, in all these hellfire torment teachings? (1Cor 15,16)
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Proposed Aerotropolis (Airport City) by patostation(m): 12:01pm On Jul 10, 2013
What is aerotropolis? Is it not an airport with its surrounding areas? It that not what we have at the moment? Anytime they want to eat our money, they will coin big sounding words so that they can award contracts for their benefit and our detriment.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Church Posters by patostation(m): 6:45pm On Jul 07, 2013
katordidi: are u serious? Even the one with players celebrating a trophy!

Dey there now! No be Naija we dey?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Church Posters by patostation(m): 6:20pm On Jul 07, 2013
Timijo: I am not disputing the fact that the posters are funny. But why are you making mockery of it? Is this how to encourage people to accept JESUS CHRIST? And you are also a christian. You will never see the people from the other religion making mockery of their faith, but we christian are fond of that. Is this how to preach the true gospel?

Why won't somebody make mockery of those religious comedians? Are the promoters of such comedy not making mockery of Christianity? By the way how can you prove that they are Christians? Which "gospel" do you believe those jokers are preaching except gospel of the belly. Nonsense!

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (of 21 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 70
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.