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PropertiesPlaster Boards And PVC double glazed Windows -- Where Can I Get Them In Naija? by Patsey(op): 6:29pm On Jul 21, 2012
Hi guys, where can I get Plaster boards and PVC double glazed windows (precisely the same as those used in, for example, the UK) in South West Nigeria. Any useful leads or contacts would be really appreciated. Thanks.
PropertiesRe: What's The Alternative To Asbestos Ceiling In Nigeria? by Patsey(op): 6:25pm On Jul 21, 2012
marvel10: Loads of alternatives. I would stick to a clean finish such as using plasterboards from 9.5mm (thickness), plaster over it and paint it so it looks like a wall. The attached images show the finish from the usual plasterboards.
Thanks marvel10, are these pictures of Naija homes?
PropertiesWhat's The Alternative To Asbestos Ceiling In Nigeria? by Patsey(op): 2:59am On Jul 21, 2012
Hello everyone, given the scientifically proven health risks which asbestos pose, I am wondering what the reliable and available alternatives are in Nigeria. Please do share your experiences with me. Thanks.
EducationRe: Help Jamb Admission Letter Says No Admission Yet Am In 400level by Patsey: 11:13pm On Jul 19, 2012
Saction: Yes i loss that admission,am at home now.
You mean you had to quit your studies after 4 years into the programme? Wow! Did you go to JAMB headquarters to appeal to a staff member to help you oocate this document? Elsewhere in the world, similar organisations are obliged to provide copies of exams results. Go to JAMB and ask that someone helps you to fish it out. Best of luck.
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Guys Intimidated By A Lady With A Car by Patsey: 4:43pm On Jul 19, 2012
Now let's qualify this! Is your question specific to the Nigerian milieu and exclusive of the European and North American scenes? In the latter, owning a car is no big deal: it's a necessity rather than a luxury. Besides, with good credit rating and sizeable income, you can get a car of your choice, courtesy of a car loan. In fact, the other day, I was reading how guys in London would go and hire 2012 Reg cars for a couple of weeks to impress some girls. So, OP may be you need to redefine your questions as to get more genuine answers.
EducationRe: Federal Poly, Ilaro, Lagos Campus Or Study Centre??? by Patsey(op): 12:21pm On Jul 19, 2012
Common guys somebody must have an answer....or this is just normal in Naija.
EducationRe: Unilag Chancellor, Hrm Alhaji (dr) Aliyu O. Obaje Is Dead by Patsey: 4:15am On Jul 19, 2012
U MEAN THE CHANCELLOR OF MAULAG grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationFederal Poly, Ilaro, Lagos Campus Or Study Centre??? by Patsey(op): 10:49pm On Jul 18, 2012
Please help me out, there is this girl I am trying to help with work. However, I have some doubts about her academic pedigree. She claims to have studied at the Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro, Lagos Study Centre or Campus. Has this Polytechnic ever operated ND accountancy courses from centres or campuses in Lagos? Any info on this would be greatly appreciated. I simply do not want a situation when I recommend someone to friend to help her only to discover that she was carrying fake results. Also looking at the WAEC result she sent, it appeared to have been doctored. Anyway help me guys!
ComputersRe: Google Launches Gmail SMS In Nigeria by Patsey: 10:36pm On Jul 18, 2012
If this is true, then it's GOOD news to the poor masses and the common man, but DEEPLY SAD/BAD news for telephone operators milking the poor across the African continent. Forget about the CIA. Have you anything to hide?
PoliticsRe: $620k Lawan Probe: Journalist Detained For Obtaining Classified Info by Patsey: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2012
bubadaniel13: the police threatened to charge the reporter to court over "a criminal case of conspiracy and divulging of official secret".
Can they forensically proof this in the law court or just bragging. Where are the learned fellows in gowns in today's Nigeria huh huh
TravelRe: Are Nigerian Student Visa Applications To UK Mostly Bogus? by Patsey: 9:26pm On Jul 17, 2012
otokx: Things are getting better
WHERE ARE THINGS GETTING BETTER, NIGERIA? WHAT AN ILLUSORY COMMENT!
Christianity EtcRe: T.B Joshua's 1st Child Graduates From LSE With 2.1 by Patsey: 7:27pm On Jul 14, 2012
How many of his members' children graduated from LSE or comparable institutions? Gullible Nigerians being deceived to part with their hard earned cash in local and foreign currencies should learn from this.
PoliticsLegally Renouncing Nigerian Citizenship by Patsey(op): 9:01pm On Jul 12, 2012
I wish to voluntarily renounce my citizenship of this failed country and banana republic, Nigeria. Anyone knows how to legally go about this? grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Received Salary From Bayelsa Since 1999 by Patsey: 8:29pm On Jul 12, 2012
free2ryhme: https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2012/patience.jpg Nigeria’s First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan...a director in the Ministry of Education...
When an absolute illiterate that she is gets appointed a director in a State's Ministry of Education, what sort of education can children receive in such an environment?

Now to the issue at hand, THIS FAT ASS IS A GHOST WORKER! NIGERIA IS FINISHED.
PoliticsNearly 100 Killed In Nigeria Fuel Explosion, Fire by Patsey(op): 7:38pm On Jul 12, 2012
Heather Murdock
July 12, 2012

ABUJA, Nigeria — At least 100 people were killed Thursday in a vehicle crash involving a fuel tanker in Nigeria's oil-rich Niger Delta region. Authorities say locals who rushed to gather fuel as it spilled from the tanker were killed in the fire that followed.

Nigeria’s National Emergency Management Agency says the fuel tanker tipped over after swerving to avoid a collision with another vehicle. As the tanker began to leak, locals rushed to the scene to scoop up as much fuel as possible, only to be caught in the fire started by igniting fuel.

Anthony Chigbo, the CEO of Gallop Polls Nigeria Limited, says Niger Delta residents are aware of the dangers of oil fires. Chigbo says this did not stop the rush of people to the scene in Rivers State, just to make a few naira, Nigeria’s currency.

“Their desire to make that naira clouds the reality that that thing can ignite and kill them,” says Chigbo.

In 1998 a gas pipeline exploded in nearby Delta State, killing over a 1,000 people. Many victims were collecting fuel from a massive leak when it exploded and their bodies were found with plastic cups or cans still in their hands. Locals say this kind of accident continues to happen once or twice every year.

Chigbo says accidents like this one demonstrate the level of desperation and deprivation in the region.

“It’s unfortunate that people will put their lives on the line for peanuts. It just shows the level of poverty,” says Chigbo.

In the Niger Delta, most people live on a few dollars per week while the government and international oil giants like Royal Dutch Shell and Chevron export 2.5 million barrels of oil a day.

Niger Delta residents have long demanded a greater share of the oil wealth, and many tap illegally into oil pipelines to get it. Oil companies say they lose as much as $1 billion a month to oil theft.

Illegal refiners say the black market fuel business now drives the economy of the Niger Delta, since oil spills and pollution from gas flaring has destroyed the fishing and farming industries.

Hilary Uguru contributed to this report.


SAD, SAD, SAD! WHEN SHALL WE LEARN FROM THE PAST. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.” ~~ Albert Einstein (1879–1955)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things That Annoy You On Nairaland by Patsey: 8:03pm On Jul 09, 2012
LACK OF DECORUM
PoliticsRe: Reprisal Attacks In Plateau Claim More Lives by Patsey: 8:00pm On Jul 09, 2012
AND NIGERIANS BELIEVE SOMEBODY IS TRULY AND CAPABLY RUNNING THE AFFAIRS OF THIS COUNTRY?
RomanceRe: Are White Boyfriends Better Than Black Boyfriends? by Patsey: 7:55pm On Jul 09, 2012
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uhmn...see you later.
EducationRe: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Patsey: 2:31pm On Jul 09, 2012
Sagamite: Utter clunking rubbish!
Ostensibly because you belong to the stone age...go and drink from the cup of enlightenment and become civilized. Smacking children is nothing but barbaric. Take it or leave it, I have no time for your your type.
TravelRe: UK Crackdown On Fake Foreign Students by Patsey: 2:10pm On Jul 09, 2012
Ronaldo200: How would you claim I am not current? When I have just told you that my younger siblings have both just secure job and having visa processed?
You are trying to tell me that the big investment banks, Top 10-15 accountancy firms won't hire foreign graduates? My brother was short listed for 3 jobs with law firms and received one offer, I am not there but definitely the guy applied for graduate vacancies and the rules clearly state that any registered employed can hire any amount of foreign graduates that they want, so long as the job pay minimum £20,000.
Nothing in this is rocket science. There is a list on the government website that clearly states who you can work for and it contains thousand upon thousands of companies on that's list.
All one needs to do is, search for job and then make sure that this employer is on that approved list (here is that list) http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/sitecontent/documents/employersandsponsors/pointsbasedsystem/pbsregisterofsponsors

For my sister it was more difficult but she went through recruitment agency, but she already had many years work experience and a masters so that is helping her, and all jobs she has applied for we're approved employers on that list.
All I am saying is go out and look for job, PSW or now PSW. All PSW did was give you an extra time to search, but any serious-minded career focused person, even nder PSW, wouldn't have taken job for less than 20k per year so the only difference that PSW cancellation makes is that one has to be quick to start applying.

In which way am I not current?
You come across as someone who is absolutely clueless about the current UK visa scenario. Apparently, you were relying on secondary sources of information. Also, except you were married to a British or an EU citizen, even at the time you were talking about (2006-07), it was not possible to obtain ILR and British Citizenship in 3 years. In 2007 WPs were issued for 5 years following which you apply for ILR. And, except you're married to a British, you had to wait another 1 year after the date of your ILR to get your British Citizenship.
EducationRe: Flogging Children In School And At Home: Good Or Bad? Whats Your Take? by Patsey: 1:41pm On Jul 09, 2012
Legally speaking, flogging is a violation of the child's right to freedom from torture, or degrading treatment or punishment. This is purely a fundamental and an inalienable right which must not be violated. Psychologically, it is not good for children. A child who suffers violence potentially becomes a violent person
PoliticsCall For Military Coup D'etat In Nigeria - Enough Is Enough! by Patsey(op): 1:27pm On Jul 09, 2012
AT THE HEIGHT OF THE WORST OF MILITARY REGIMES IN THIS COUNTY, NIGERIA WASN'T AS BAD AS IT CURRENTLY STAND TODAY. IN THE LIGHT OF THE ONGOING, UNTAMED ACTIVITIES OF BOKO HARAM, PARTICULARLY IN PLATEAU STATE, MAY FELLOW NIGERIANS PLEASE JOIN ME HERE IN CALLING ON WELL-MEANING MEMBERS OF THE NIGERIAN ARMED FORCES TO PLOT AND HATCH A MILITARY COUP D'ETAT AND BAIL US ALL OUT OF THE HANDS OF BOKO HARAM, GEJ AND THE LEGIS-LOOTERS -- ALL WHOM SHOULD BE SUMMARILY EXECUTED IN THE JERRY RAWLINGS FASHION! THIS, AT THE MINUTE, IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD FOR THIS COUNTRY.
PoliticsRe: Army Deploys 3,500 Soldiers To Edo by Patsey: 10:33pm On Jul 07, 2012
These soldiers weren't deployed to the Boko Haram zone but to Edo State. Humn. This is symptomatic of a dysfunctional country headed by an intellectually disabled PhDer, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.
HealthRe: When Last Did You Go For HIV Test? by Patsey: 8:19am On Jul 06, 2012
Caracta: In the school i teach, one of the staff (who just found out to be HIV positive), had s*x with eleven of our students. He agreed to help them out in the just concluded WASSCE @ the price of s*x. Now u can imagine the plight of these young students.
So this happen even at post-primary school level? OMG. WASSCE students must be minors and the teacher, as an adult, acting in locum parentis yet shagging minors is simply a paedophile. He should be sent to jail. But this is Nigeria where ANYTHING HAPPENS AND PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH IT WITH IMPUNITY! VERY VERY SHAMEFUL.
EducationRe: Why Should Students Pay To Check PUTME Result? by Patsey: 8:01am On Jul 06, 2012
The generation of those who are Vice Chancellors, Provosts and Rectors of Nigerian Universities, Colleges of Education and Polytechnics, etc, had it so GOOD, most of them studied at home and abroad, fully funded. Imagine how they're making life difficult for people. This is simply not done anywhere else on this planet earth. It's simply an institutionalised fraud in Nigeria's dilapidating ivory towers. But who will bell the cart? Where are our Nations's Human Rights Lawyers? It takes one of them or any affluent/rich parents to successfully sue an institution so that once the case has been decided in favour of the student and his/her parents, it becomes a precedent, setting free countless of others. But then, no one really cares and it makes my mind bleed for Nigeria. The only RESOLUTION to Nigeria's woes is REVOLUTION. SHAME!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Alamieyesigha To Forfeit $600K US Mansion & $400K Cash by Patsey: 11:00am On Jun 30, 2012
EducationRe: Gay Lecturer In Trouble For intimate Advance To A Male Student In ABU Zaria by Patsey: 10:45am On Jun 30, 2012
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EducationWhy Do People Lie About Their Academic Pedigree by Patsey(op): 9:18am On Jun 30, 2012
I met this Nigerian who studied at the University of Manila (Philippines). He told me he graduated from the University of Manitoba (Canada).

Uhmn! Manila - Manitoba. Sounds and spells somewhat similar. But, for God's sake, Philippines is nowhere near Canada. So, how did I know he's a product of the University of Manila and not Manitoba?

Due to inconsistencies in his claims and the persistence use of: 'I don't do anything dodgy', 'I have nothing to hide' (sentences which, in criminology, are considered to be frequently used by criminals to conceal their acts), I Googled him! And, alas, his dissertation which contains his full name and year of birth was found to be in an online repository!

Without divulging my discovery to him, I chatted him up and we talked about dissertation experiences. In the course of the conversation, he talked extensively about this dissertation. It was precisely the one I found online.

So, why would someone graduate from the University of Tanzania (if there is any such uni in East Africa) and claim to have graduated from the University of Tasmania (Australia)? No wonder, upon returning home to Nigeria, according to him, he never secured any meaningful jobs.

Who, in Nigeria, would abandon UNILAG, OAU, UNN graduates to employ University of Manila graduate? The day I get fed up of his 'I don't do anything dodgy', 'I have nothing to hide', I might as well ask him to explain how his degree from the University of Manila (in the Philippines) metamorphosed into a degree from the University of Manitoba! lol.
EducationRe: Chibundu Onuzo Named Best Black Student In UK by Patsey: 8:52am On Jun 30, 2012
Horayce: until the day we start attracting the best white and asian students into this country, now that'll be something worth celebrating
I'm afraid, this generation may never celebrate what you wished for in so far as this country continues to be led by the likes of GEJ and the legislooters in Abuja. Time was when countless Europeans (e.g. Professor Karin Barber with a PhD from Ife [ http://www.birmingham.ac.uk/staff/profiles/cwas/barber-karin.aspx ]) came to Nigeria to study under world class academics. Not any more! The quality of manpower and infrastructure, currently, is both pitiable and laughable.

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