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OP u be potential rapist as I dey look you so. 1m just for a piece of ass.

Guys rape problem is more phycological, it will Bleep with your mentality. You will be attracted to older women and a different kind of sex. Till today, I don't like girls 23 and younger.

Mekanus:
Wow that's impressive, good job. But that shouldn't prevent you from doing giveaway though

Those that have been on QA for a year or more, which give away have they done. It's not easy bro, QA can make person stingy one kind. When u remember how many hours it takes you to make $5 to give person that N1,800 go dey do person one kind. If a whole Efosa can't do N500 airtime give away to even one person make we forgive Tracy if she doesn't. Truth nah say e no easy, e remain small make I price bread sef wey get fixed price. By the way do I give two people N500/N500 card or one person 1k sub?

Thief nah thief.....There are many people going through hell and would rather beg than steal. Thief nah thief my sister.

Legolast:
Thanks man, I really appreciate this.
Do you have their phone number?

Ah, no. I tried checking on Google for you but no mention of number for bookings just address. If u go to Hollyfield and u can't get in or it's not open( but it should cus ibadan is not under lockdown, just 8pm curfew). Then there is a smaller guest house in ijokodo, just say dove, that one is called Dove guest house it's 2,500 per room but no AC, no tiled floor, steady Gen is not gauranteed unlike Hollyfield. And it's the same 100-N200 naira for tfare to ojoo. Ijokodo is also like 3 minutes walk to waec junction.

Holly field food can be expensive so if u need to buy food, depending on what you like there's a Togo woman (Iya Vick) that's sells neat and affordable food (jollof rice, beans, yam, spag etc)
If you need swallow then bibire is directly opposite iya Vick. They're all in close proximity to the hotel.

Enjoy ibadan if you have the time.

Many times haha, most times I was the perpetrator and other times I just watched all real stuff. First time was my first 3-sum (two guys and a girl(my FWB, I just finished secondary school then, dey find admission) when I got tired I just watched them and he watched us welll. Second time was in my 100L, ex-gf house with a male friend (he's a dancer)& a female friend, konji almost killed d guy e got bad dat he actually tore my exgf friend pant as Dem dey drag for night. Another one was in a hotel room with a friend and two girls, we had to share a room cus there was no other free room(foursome or groupie, idk. Till 2day I still wyne him with " u have release joor stand up, mtchew" yepapa ) , me and the same friend again In our shared self contain with another 2 gals (his own was very fat and the guy is like toothpick, I almost laughed out when he was giving her doggy). Then an ex gf who was reading bible after sex, my padi (my first 3-sum guy came to visit in school) just woke up and saw her reading bible in d midnight after sex, baba no bother hide the laugh, nah him me sef join d laugh she was seriously shy. Another one was with a big, bold, curvy lady and her friend and also a childhood friend of mine all slept in my place. Her friend lay on the bed with us half awake early in the morning and this gal her name was lolade, she was bugging me for sex pulling and insisting we fvck Omo I no get choice o, I had too before she tore my dick off. Her friend was just turning throughout our sex, my own friend lay on the ground like deadbody.

Thinking back I think she did it to show her friend I was off limits cus that one was dating my best friend then and gave me one of her friends, nah when my padi free the babe wahala start, my friends ex was on the hots for me cus nah me dey pet am after the break-up or she was just vulnerable maybe. But my own madam no gree o, with her fat ass and big boobs.
So many many experiences wey man no fit dey write here.
But when I was a spectator I realized it's not funny, I just dey dey feel bed dey go up and down, the girl still come sabi ride again, I wan die from over erection. Since then I can't, and if I'm stuck with you guys I use my earpiece or just close my eyes and I'm imagine I'm on a penthouse office in Manhattan wearing a $5k suit and $2k loafers, works everytime. So many rubbish wey man don do, so many threesomes, public sex, orals, nack sisters, friends of friends, community girlfriend, freshers wey just enter, poly ibadan girls & food trips and all that crap. I still dey suprise as I no catch anything, I no give person pikin belle. God is great.

There's many but for that price I'll recommend Hollyfield hotel, you can get a room for 4k and it's 24 hours. Let's calculate tfare from Ojo, as at last year wey I go Ib last. You'll enter dugbe cab from Ojo and stop at sango (N30 or N40), from sango u can take cab and stop at assemblies of God at waec junction(another N30) and just two minutes walk from there to the hotel. Or since it's your first time, just take bike from that sango to Hollyfield hotel, tell the bike man Hollyfield (don't pay anything more than N100 o). So from Ojo to Hollyfield (N80 economical) or since it's your first time fly bike (N140). The least room there is 4k and it's pretty comfortable for that price plus kitchen and room service hahaha.

Honestly it depends on who you being with. I have never been with a lady who has a smelly pussy. Since about 10 years of sexcapading, I have never slept with a woman that smells nasty down there. Definitely a vagina has its natural smell, just like a woman before she takes her bath in the morning has a natural smell and it's not a bad smell, for me it's alluring.
Also I have never contracted any STD of any kind, upon all the raw diving even with olosho turn gf. We thank God for protection from karishikas

temptnow:
My brother I tire for people o. As for Me, I transition from Samsung to Infinix 5 years ago that's Zero 2. I used it for 3 years with no issues. Then I migrated to infinix hot S3 cos it's snapdragon chipset.

I'm waiting for the day infinix will come out with another snapdragon processor. Some people think you must spend N100,000+ in other to enjoy browsing, games, streaming video and having a long-lasting battery.

My roommate has iPhone X and up till now he doesn't understand how I can still do everything he's doing on his phone on my infinix.

If you are into snapping pictures which im not, then buy iPhone. But, if you are not into snapping picture and posting it on Instagram then mumuu dey worry you.

Hahahahaha. I'm telling you, most times nah I wan use iPhone dey worry people. My own pics sef for my phone no fit reach 4 and all nah last year pics. I even recently discovered I can stream any song I feel like hearing or any album from any dam artist on Boomplay, while iPhone users can't afford iTunes music. Make una dey enjoy una fresh pics with Tdownloader o abi nah UCbrowser

I use hot 8 pro and so far it's been wow. Infinix helped me transition properly from iPhone to Android. Before infinix I used Tecno(even if they give me most expensive for free, I will reject your gift), I also used Samsung (Samsung was a beautiful experience but the battery strength was desperately lacking). I wanted performance and battery strength, with 3GB Ram and 5000amh, hot 8 gave me what I wanted without breaking the bank. I am on the internet 24/7, stream songs, videos etc, games when I'm bored and outside. I actually think the performance is very good for a mid range phone, plus the screen size and eye care feature. I no fit count how many times people dey ask to see my phone if nah X-max, just cause of the screen size and length. If u wan enjoy infinix buy it brand new and enjoy it for that year

I will people will hear this and know that the vigilante collecting money on the road to let people pass have no right to do that.

Sammy07:
Nope.

Unilorin has it, they don't use up to 50% of their lands.

Oh okay. I haven't been to U-ilorin so perhaps you are right.

Sammy07:
They have many unused land. Unlike OAU and UI


Proudly a Lion

I think UI has the most unused land of the three.

Honestly I don't think I can live in USA. Ignorance really irritates me and can drive me loco. Racists are the most ignorant people in world even. With their doctorate degrees and USA is full of those, they don't try to hide it just let out.

Millenniumlady:
Boy i'm better than you because what I've achieve right now in my early twenties you can't come close to that in your late 50s.

And you're begging people for 1k here on Nairaland. You think we didn't see it! Better calm down and let your helper help you.

Belmot:
The trains are real but nothing near bullet train just locomotive. a lot of you guys are so ignorant only to criticize without verifying the truth.

Ok sir. Thank u

Kaii. So painful. Condolences to the family.

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Samxie:
Noooooo.
Patty Mike has temper issues o. If he sees this, our thread will not rest again o.

Hahaha see wetin una turn me to fa. Then I had spare time on my hands ni o. Now I just don't have the time for argument or provocations.

samsard:

Wetin make this one dey shine teeth.

nwafresh:
You just bought yourself handout of trouble 101 enjoy.. Let me grab my popcorn

Trouble, why? She just misunderstood.

tequila10:
From this post I am guessing you are less than 16 years old. If that's not the case? Dude you you need serious help.

I was kidding, obviously. Same way I joked around in my last 2-3 posts on this thread. I'm sorry you don't understand humor. By the way I'm a grown ass 27 year old man with responsibilities and incomes. I simply just gave you a compliment, that's all.

Nonsoboy4life:
Are you still single or taken?

Guy wetin be update? U don evacuate the babe?

Babyforever:
Please don't leave her alone in this trying times give her a second chances please it's not easy

My sister e dey hard, it's not easy for a man to forgive a woman who cheats even when she is his wife talkless of girlfriend/fiancee. It happened to me with an ex, we dated for less than a year, very beautiful lady, single mum, she was 27 then. I found out from the guy's FB post where he tagged her when they were together. I accused her on phone and she actually confessed and said she was drunk and missed me (she had been disturbing that she wants to come over, as per konji level) we were apart for some months. I nearly cried but water no come out, u know those girls wey fine but they don't appreciate or understand their own beauty. I drank to the stupor that night, what pained me the most is that she was very very sweet and me imagining another guy sampling that sweetness was too much to bear even though it wasn't entirely her fault. I broke it off immediately at the spot meanwhile I cheated more than twice abi 3 times when we were are apart o. Because of her honesty, we are still good friends till today but I can't touch her again.

adadike:
They can o. Some of us that were loyal, never had a loyal man as well biko. Na sit down look I dey now, coz I was so loyal and faithful but my guy will cheat and come back begging. When I left, I never went back to that relationship. He is still begging me to come back till date

Simple truth. Not all women are like that. I have seen and met very loyal women who will never sleep with another man no matter what is being offered, they just scarce.

Slimranky:
Bro na USA she dey
That's why I'm stuck like this
One mind dey tell me to bone her but
When I see the picture of her fresh white clitoris
I go reason am
If I nor bang that tight white pussy
Wetin I gain

My guy u must nack that pussy o. In fact if u no nack am after two years of updating nah ogun go kill u o. Better fara buruku e ba le make u gain wetin u wan gain. Infact as from today, turn to Mr lover man. Leave gra gra now, help her heal as she said. Give am morning text, romantic songs on YouTube. Butter her brain with Lamba, no bill am at all. If you get extra money, order flower online with chocolate for am make they deliver to her place. Invest your time and money in her, wetin she wan use your Ankara do guy. Make her feel like the only woman in the world and stop barging her to come to naija, she wants to come but money is holding her back maybe she feels it's not worth the expenses and stress plus risking her safety. Just make her feel loved, that's all. Their romantic life is shitty bro, don't add your Ijogbon (stubbornness) ontop her stress.

The key to these foreign women is that if you show them love, they will love up and do everything to make you happy. Just don't be stubborn, if she does something you don't like, gently explain and try to share the blame and not just blaming her even though it's her fault. You get luck though, I swear to God if nah me two months too much she go come naija unless she no get the money, even if she no get she go borrow loan olohun.

One Gee boy for Ib then for good, that was 2017 had the same luck with a Canadian woman after scamming her for how many months using a white military man pics. The woman calm down tell am say she know say him be scammer but she loves him and asked him to reveal himself. My guy first fear but after consulting and doing one or two things, he showed her his face. She sent him money every month including for the Yahoo boys staying with him, she even helps them call their client, iya werey. She came to naija the next year, she buy Iphone7 then and Cuban chain come for am. Nah we package the werey buy am new boxers and singlet find car to carry them up and down, the aboki wanted to use Micra( ibadan rickety taxi) before. He was 24 while she was 40 years old, very beautiful blonde woman with gray eyes and she has his child now, a boy. I don't know why the guy didn't wanna follow her to Canada or why he stayed back for a year but she tried to bring him over there, dunno if he has gone there now. The lady went back to Canada and was telling all her friends that Nigerian men are the best, she introduced a close friend of hers to one naija guy when she came to Nigeria. Omo ope use your sense make u calm down gain wetin God say u go gain.

invisibleperson:
Camera is really trying in some people's life


Guys over to you

The glass is actually dark, so she is not necessarily NOT light skinned although the editing is obvious. Very scarce to see a woman's pic without editing. God go help us.

Chommybaby:
Firstly she was talking about Nigerian men making their dick addictive by using hard drugs but you turned it around to girls using drugs to get men...

One question... Do you have anything against the female race or is this hatred from bad experience cost from the way you comment you're always bashing women especially Nigerian

Not Nigerian women, South American women. And he is giving us tips on how to avoid them.

IamPlato:
She Had Been Tryin Hard To have Her Way With Me, I Was Going To Have Sex With Her Yesterday but I Was Destabilized by Her Pussy

Honestly The pimples and Rashes on Her Pussy was Discouraging, i Managed To Enter Her But The Kro kro Was Just Woundin My Prick. Jesus! Fine Face No Be Fine Pussy.


My Prick Is Full Of Bruises As If I Fought The Civil War With It.


Sarah na Ogun Go Kill Your Papa



Many Girls Are Dirty, dont Allow Fine Face Full You

Bros the pimples and rashes was because she uses shaving stick on her privates. Some people skin react like that, I dare not use shaving stick on my armpit talkless of down there. The itching alone go nearly kill me. If the package smelled fish fish smell and etc then you can say she is dirty n shyte. But if nah just the pimples and kro kro no fear. All this time gals sef, how much is hair removal cream nah Aunties.

Trust me the only way it'll stop is if you confront it. It is very scary but you have to do it, something must kill a man.

Something like that happened live when I was Uni, I was walking home by past and heard a goat call me my native name, live and direct. Nobody and I repeat nobody knew my native name in ibadan. I was scared shitless but managed to say, "wetin happen". I waited for a while if it will respond but the goat just lie down there dey look me nah him I waka go my crib. I was scared shitless, no light, only me at almost 1 am. Agbaje nah winch area for Ib Sha so I no surprise then. OP confront whatever it is.

Owaincouncil:
By the time his state economy crash to nothing, he will reset his brain. When others are easing the lockdown to boost their economy from crashing.
He will soon learn.

Does he even have any state economy lol. Crash to nothing abi crash from nothing to -1.

AhlexOfficial:
Na Olosho you go marry las las...

Paddy mi no fear, I don go buy better waist beads for my fiancee, fine silver ones, the type wey I like. Nah nose ring remain but that one nah after marriage, she still dey her papa house, people like u go dey use bad eyes look am. My baby get waist, she come thixk, still come yellow again like oyinbo. Ewwwuuuuu the nose ring and ileke go fit am paaa.

Werey.