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temptnow:
My brother I tire for people o. As for Me, I transition from Samsung to Infinix 5 years ago that's Zero 2. I used it for 3 years with no issues. Then I migrated to infinix hot S3 cos it's snapdragon chipset.

I'm waiting for the day infinix will come out with another snapdragon processor. Some people think you must spend N100,000+ in other to enjoy browsing, games, streaming video and having a long-lasting battery.

My roommate has iPhone X and up till now he doesn't understand how I can still do everything he's doing on his phone on my infinix.

If you are into snapping pictures which im not, then buy iPhone. But, if you are not into snapping picture and posting it on Instagram then mumuu dey worry you.

Hahahahaha. I'm telling you, most times nah I wan use iPhone dey worry people. My own pics sef for my phone no fit reach 4 and all nah last year pics. I even recently discovered I can stream any song I feel like hearing or any album from any dam artist on Boomplay, while iPhone users can't afford iTunes music. Make una dey enjoy una fresh pics with Tdownloader o abi nah UCbrowser

I use hot 8 pro and so far it's been wow. Infinix helped me transition properly from iPhone to Android. Before infinix I used Tecno(even if they give me most expensive for free, I will reject your gift), I also used Samsung (Samsung was a beautiful experience but the battery strength was desperately lacking). I wanted performance and battery strength, with 3GB Ram and 5000amh, hot 8 gave me what I wanted without breaking the bank. I am on the internet 24/7, stream songs, videos etc, games when I'm bored and outside. I actually think the performance is very good for a mid range phone, plus the screen size and eye care feature. I no fit count how many times people dey ask to see my phone if nah X-max, just cause of the screen size and length. If u wan enjoy infinix buy it brand new and enjoy it for that year

I will people will hear this and know that the vigilante collecting money on the road to let people pass have no right to do that.

Sammy07:
Nope.

Unilorin has it, they don't use up to 50% of their lands.

Oh okay. I haven't been to U-ilorin so perhaps you are right.

Sammy07:
They have many unused land. Unlike OAU and UI


Proudly a Lion

I think UI has the most unused land of the three.

Honestly I don't think I can live in USA. Ignorance really irritates me and can drive me loco. Racists are the most ignorant people in world even. With their doctorate degrees and USA is full of those, they don't try to hide it just let out.

Millenniumlady:
Boy i'm better than you because what I've achieve right now in my early twenties you can't come close to that in your late 50s.

And you're begging people for 1k here on Nairaland. You think we didn't see it! Better calm down and let your helper help you.

Belmot:
The trains are real but nothing near bullet train just locomotive. a lot of you guys are so ignorant only to criticize without verifying the truth.

Ok sir. Thank u

Kaii. So painful. Condolences to the family.

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Samxie:
Noooooo.
Patty Mike has temper issues o. If he sees this, our thread will not rest again o.

Hahaha see wetin una turn me to fa. Then I had spare time on my hands ni o. Now I just don't have the time for argument or provocations.

samsard:

Wetin make this one dey shine teeth.

nwafresh:
You just bought yourself handout of trouble 101 enjoy.. Let me grab my popcorn

Trouble, why? She just misunderstood.

tequila10:
From this post I am guessing you are less than 16 years old. If that's not the case? Dude you you need serious help.

I was kidding, obviously. Same way I joked around in my last 2-3 posts on this thread. I'm sorry you don't understand humor. By the way I'm a grown ass 27 year old man with responsibilities and incomes. I simply just gave you a compliment, that's all.

Nonsoboy4life:
Are you still single or taken?

Guy wetin be update? U don evacuate the babe?

Babyforever:
Please don't leave her alone in this trying times give her a second chances please it's not easy

My sister e dey hard, it's not easy for a man to forgive a woman who cheats even when she is his wife talkless of girlfriend/fiancee. It happened to me with an ex, we dated for less than a year, very beautiful lady, single mum, she was 27 then. I found out from the guy's FB post where he tagged her when they were together. I accused her on phone and she actually confessed and said she was drunk and missed me (she had been disturbing that she wants to come over, as per konji level) we were apart for some months. I nearly cried but water no come out, u know those girls wey fine but they don't appreciate or understand their own beauty. I drank to the stupor that night, what pained me the most is that she was very very sweet and me imagining another guy sampling that sweetness was too much to bear even though it wasn't entirely her fault. I broke it off immediately at the spot meanwhile I cheated more than twice abi 3 times when we were are apart o. Because of her honesty, we are still good friends till today but I can't touch her again.

adadike:
They can o. Some of us that were loyal, never had a loyal man as well biko. Na sit down look I dey now, coz I was so loyal and faithful but my guy will cheat and come back begging. When I left, I never went back to that relationship. He is still begging me to come back till date

Simple truth. Not all women are like that. I have seen and met very loyal women who will never sleep with another man no matter what is being offered, they just scarce.

Slimranky:
Bro na USA she dey
That's why I'm stuck like this
One mind dey tell me to bone her but
When I see the picture of her fresh white clitoris
I go reason am
If I nor bang that tight white pussy
Wetin I gain

My guy u must nack that pussy o. In fact if u no nack am after two years of updating nah ogun go kill u o. Better fara buruku e ba le make u gain wetin u wan gain. Infact as from today, turn to Mr lover man. Leave gra gra now, help her heal as she said. Give am morning text, romantic songs on YouTube. Butter her brain with Lamba, no bill am at all. If you get extra money, order flower online with chocolate for am make they deliver to her place. Invest your time and money in her, wetin she wan use your Ankara do guy. Make her feel like the only woman in the world and stop barging her to come to naija, she wants to come but money is holding her back maybe she feels it's not worth the expenses and stress plus risking her safety. Just make her feel loved, that's all. Their romantic life is shitty bro, don't add your Ijogbon (stubbornness) ontop her stress.

The key to these foreign women is that if you show them love, they will love up and do everything to make you happy. Just don't be stubborn, if she does something you don't like, gently explain and try to share the blame and not just blaming her even though it's her fault. You get luck though, I swear to God if nah me two months too much she go come naija unless she no get the money, even if she no get she go borrow loan olohun.

One Gee boy for Ib then for good, that was 2017 had the same luck with a Canadian woman after scamming her for how many months using a white military man pics. The woman calm down tell am say she know say him be scammer but she loves him and asked him to reveal himself. My guy first fear but after consulting and doing one or two things, he showed her his face. She sent him money every month including for the Yahoo boys staying with him, she even helps them call their client, iya werey. She came to naija the next year, she buy Iphone7 then and Cuban chain come for am. Nah we package the werey buy am new boxers and singlet find car to carry them up and down, the aboki wanted to use Micra( ibadan rickety taxi) before. He was 24 while she was 40 years old, very beautiful blonde woman with gray eyes and she has his child now, a boy. I don't know why the guy didn't wanna follow her to Canada or why he stayed back for a year but she tried to bring him over there, dunno if he has gone there now. The lady went back to Canada and was telling all her friends that Nigerian men are the best, she introduced a close friend of hers to one naija guy when she came to Nigeria. Omo ope use your sense make u calm down gain wetin God say u go gain.

invisibleperson:
Camera is really trying in some people's life


Guys over to you

The glass is actually dark, so she is not necessarily NOT light skinned although the editing is obvious. Very scarce to see a woman's pic without editing. God go help us.

Chommybaby:
Firstly she was talking about Nigerian men making their dick addictive by using hard drugs but you turned it around to girls using drugs to get men...

One question... Do you have anything against the female race or is this hatred from bad experience cost from the way you comment you're always bashing women especially Nigerian

Not Nigerian women, South American women. And he is giving us tips on how to avoid them.

IamPlato:
She Had Been Tryin Hard To have Her Way With Me, I Was Going To Have Sex With Her Yesterday but I Was Destabilized by Her Pussy

Honestly The pimples and Rashes on Her Pussy was Discouraging, i Managed To Enter Her But The Kro kro Was Just Woundin My Prick. Jesus! Fine Face No Be Fine Pussy.


My Prick Is Full Of Bruises As If I Fought The Civil War With It.


Sarah na Ogun Go Kill Your Papa



Many Girls Are Dirty, dont Allow Fine Face Full You

Bros the pimples and rashes was because she uses shaving stick on her privates. Some people skin react like that, I dare not use shaving stick on my armpit talkless of down there. The itching alone go nearly kill me. If the package smelled fish fish smell and etc then you can say she is dirty n shyte. But if nah just the pimples and kro kro no fear. All this time gals sef, how much is hair removal cream nah Aunties.

Trust me the only way it'll stop is if you confront it. It is very scary but you have to do it, something must kill a man.

Something like that happened live when I was Uni, I was walking home by past and heard a goat call me my native name, live and direct. Nobody and I repeat nobody knew my native name in ibadan. I was scared shitless but managed to say, "wetin happen". I waited for a while if it will respond but the goat just lie down there dey look me nah him I waka go my crib. I was scared shitless, no light, only me at almost 1 am. Agbaje nah winch area for Ib Sha so I no surprise then. OP confront whatever it is.

Owaincouncil:
By the time his state economy crash to nothing, he will reset his brain. When others are easing the lockdown to boost their economy from crashing.
He will soon learn.

Does he even have any state economy lol. Crash to nothing abi crash from nothing to -1.

AhlexOfficial:
Na Olosho you go marry las las...

Paddy mi no fear, I don go buy better waist beads for my fiancee, fine silver ones, the type wey I like. Nah nose ring remain but that one nah after marriage, she still dey her papa house, people like u go dey use bad eyes look am. My baby get waist, she come thixk, still come yellow again like oyinbo. Ewwwuuuuu the nose ring and ileke go fit am paaa.

Werey.

Pocohantas

Prettyprint

And then Millenniumlady.

Then there's another one that walks around with a Swiss knife and nearly cut off some perv guy's genitals. Ladygcrued-kini kan.

I for add some men moniker, but then why do I wanna meet you guy, haha.

I like waist beads and nose ring and navel ring, if possible tongue piercing lol. My wife must wear waist beads and nose ring, they no born am well.

Omaricha002:
An open letter to the south east govonor's and Sauth sauth governor's, written by MC Omaricha Smart on may 22 / 2020.

Topic open your eyes
And close rank with Mazi nnamdi kanu, Because the north men Vikings are here Already.

If you governor's see this latter and work on it Fine, or you governor's demand for my arrest Also fine, but i must tell you that the north men Vikings are here already.

Let me tell you a little story about this movie Called vikings. it is a true life story of how the North men Vikings always attack and killed People in their land, and after that they will Occupy and take over the land.

When the north men vikings visited that Particular side of the country, the house of the Monks, the monks are busy praying and Speaking in tongues. the north men vikings Came and killed all of them. one of their bishop Went to the king and told him that God is Punishing them because of their sin's, that was Why he sent the north men vikings to killed Them, ( that is stupidity, and useless brain of An average Christan's, because God help those Who help themselves)

After the first killing, they went inside the Church to pray for their sin's ask God to forgive Them, the north men vikings came again and Killed them all inside the church, in the Presence of God. did God save them that day ( CAPITAL NO) because everything is not all About prayer's. not until one of their Commanders now told the king the need to Fight the north men vikings, they all came Together as one, with a formidable soldiers, And fought the north men vikings together.

My governor's, one of the weapons of war is (Division) this is the main tools house Fulani supporter of APC are using against us since the Creation of this God forsaken country. they Have successfully put alot of confusion among Us, because we allow it to happen. they divided Us, by calling us south south, and sauth east. But in the north, their is nothing like north north And north sauth, they called themselves house People together as one.

All positions belong to them, the Army, Air Force, police force, federal ministry, federal Appointment, oil well's, NNPC positions, Everything belong to them. their is no single Sea port in the east and south, no international Airport, despite all the resources of this Country coming from the sauth.

They shared hundreds of thousands of naira To their people in the north since 2015 till Date. they took everything from us, and what Did they gave us in return, Fulani supporter of APC Foot soldiers to kill us.

They are now everywhere in our land, coming In hundreds and thousands. to do what?.

This is the time, the governor's, political Leaders, senators, house of representatives, And all meaningful leaders in our land to stand Up to their responsibility. this is the time for You people to put your house in order, put Everything aside and reach out to Mazi nnamdi Kanu with all ipob all over the world, to put Head's together, come with a solid plan to Defend our land because the north men vikings Are here already. divided will fall, together we Stand. if all governor's in the south come Together as one and issue a statement, all the Fulani supporter of APC foot soldiers in our land will Run away before day break.

But house Fulani supporter of APC is away that the Sauth are always having problems among Themselves, they instigated this problem, put Confusion among us, divide us, separate and hold us hostage. i kept on asking myself how Can house Fulani supporter of APC with little Educational background will be controlling a Well known educated individuals in the south, Definitely I don't understand.

Some people in the sauth are still blind to see What is happening in our land. some people Are still busy shouting and dancing awilo in the Church, making noise, and kept on distracting The attention of the people of what is going on. They are busy shouting indaboski, digital Obanje, local obanje, awka people and monkey, Arondizuogwu, and many more, while Fulani supporter of APC solders are busy moving round Around us.

All churches should be closed down for now, All pastor's, periests, Rev, man and woman of God, governor's, political leaders, everybody Should come together now before is too late. The governor of Anambra state should people Direct those people to stop distracting people Attention because the north men vikings are Here already.

Since 2015, the leader of IPOB, the messenger Of God, Mazi nnamdi kanu was crying, Shouting and talking, telling everybody that the North men are coming, Mazi nnamdi kanu went To the USA telling them that the north men are Coming, they reduced him to nothing, insulted Him, called him names, belittle him, he was Rejected and abandoned. but today that 2015 Message is here, the north men vikings are Here.

Now everybody is now calling Mazi nnamdi Kanu, asking him please sir, what are we going To do, a person who failed to listen to the voice Of wisdom will always have his/her selves to Blame.

But at this particular time, let's all froget all that Happened, and come together as one to Defend our land. the governor's of the sauth And all the political leaders should reach out To Mazi nnamdi kanu, together will we defend Our land.

Long live Mazi nnamdi kanu
Love live ipob all over the world
Love live biafra.
Biafra is our religion
Biafra is our land
Together let's all defend our land.

From MC Omaricha smart.

It's Norse men not North men, Ndigbo.

Miwasky:
I remember that year 2015 valentine day, went out with some Bosses then and we started having countless bottles of vodka from 7am till 12 noon . The last thing I remembered was starting my car and driving off.

I woke up the following day with cousins, uncle and Auntie close to my bed with wet towel on my face that I passed out for 24 hours then my cousins said to me what have you done to yourself that I was involved in accident with my car and killed 2 people, that my car was damaged beyond repair and that the police are waiting for me to wake up. I cried and cried and cried till there was no strength left in me only for me to put on my cloth went downstairs to meet the police and saw my car parking outside untouched without any issues. How I drove that car that day still remain a mystery but that mark the end of drinking

It's God bro. It happened with me too but my own was iffa (free thing) that worry me. It was sallahday I drank 8 bottle of 33, I only remember opening the car, winding down to let breeze enter, off AC and blast the music so I will be alert.
I just saw myself on my bed the next morning, as in I no know as I reach house. I didn't even wyne up the windows, I didn't lock the doors, didn't use hand brake. I drove over 15km on ibadan roads with highness, the only thing I remember was not going past 60mph speed. God protects, forget it.

JentuPrinz:
I was drunk on my hostel day party..And i even vomited.Later,i managed to get to my room..Naso i enter toilet to vomit again and empty my stomach.

After dat,i just put on my boxers back and i no remember to clean myself and even flush.Naso i comot for toilet go sleep...Na d next morning my roomie was telling me all wat happened..Since dat time,i don dey fear Mcdowell.

McDowell, shitty whiskey. U see McDowell and that useless magic moment and then worst of all ponche. Pls don't take any of these if you value your sanity and composure. Those drinks will Bleep you up in a miserable way. If u wan drink spirits if money no dey una fit gather money buy Black label Johnny walker or Jack Daniel. U go shayo with sense and better vibe.

PrettyPrint:
lolz.


It's not like I was in control. Anyways, it's non of ya biz.

At least you woke up to 50k. You should loose control more often, at least if u do it for 7 consecutive days that's 350k. If I were you I would never be in control

Millenniumlady:
Go let them know you're a change person so you can get you children back......Child support is not something to joke about you can build/buy a house from the cheque you'll be receiving from their dad's annually

Why are u even like this? What kind of person is this for God's sake. This woman was declared unfit to raise a child, if she has anymore children in the future they will be taken from her. You're now talking about her building house from the child support money if she gains custody. I swear I'm not insulting you or judging you, but why are you like that. Westerners believe that a drug user can never change. She can never, I repeat never gain custody of the children. Before she even sees them once in a month, she must get her life on track, good job, must be sober for at least 10 years and stable. OP I would advise you focus on building yourself, 31 is really not late to start over. You can do it!

Ebus12:
I can't fight him
He is older than I am

He is bigger than I am
Forget his age.... His stature is like that of a giant

Then make him fear you by becoming what he fears. Become an animal, wipe am stick for face( face o not head make u no go kill am). Learn how to break bottle without cutting yourself. Break bottle pursue am like say u ready to kill am today today. Of e no run, if e follow u stand, shuck am bottle for leg or hand. Beat am like say u dey fight for your life. Beat am like say it's either you kill him or he kills you. If u no get the mind, smoke skunk or arizona make your para dey hot.Trust me he will cower in fear eventually and always avoid you or beg his mum to send you away. OP you have a penvs and balls, grab it and be a fvcking man. If u run off someone else will keep beating you.