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And then Millenniumlady.

Then there's another one that walks around with a Swiss knife and nearly cut off some perv guy's genitals. Ladygcrued-kini kan.

I for add some men moniker, but then why do I wanna meet you guy, haha.

I like waist beads and nose ring and navel ring, if possible tongue piercing lol. My wife must wear waist beads and nose ring, they no born am well.

Omaricha002:
An open letter to the south east govonor's and Sauth sauth governor's, written by MC Omaricha Smart on may 22 / 2020.

Topic open your eyes
And close rank with Mazi nnamdi kanu, Because the north men Vikings are here Already.

If you governor's see this latter and work on it Fine, or you governor's demand for my arrest Also fine, but i must tell you that the north men Vikings are here already.

Let me tell you a little story about this movie Called vikings. it is a true life story of how the North men Vikings always attack and killed People in their land, and after that they will Occupy and take over the land.

When the north men vikings visited that Particular side of the country, the house of the Monks, the monks are busy praying and Speaking in tongues. the north men vikings Came and killed all of them. one of their bishop Went to the king and told him that God is Punishing them because of their sin's, that was Why he sent the north men vikings to killed Them, ( that is stupidity, and useless brain of An average Christan's, because God help those Who help themselves)

After the first killing, they went inside the Church to pray for their sin's ask God to forgive Them, the north men vikings came again and Killed them all inside the church, in the Presence of God. did God save them that day ( CAPITAL NO) because everything is not all About prayer's. not until one of their Commanders now told the king the need to Fight the north men vikings, they all came Together as one, with a formidable soldiers, And fought the north men vikings together.

My governor's, one of the weapons of war is (Division) this is the main tools house Fulani supporter of APC are using against us since the Creation of this God forsaken country. they Have successfully put alot of confusion among Us, because we allow it to happen. they divided Us, by calling us south south, and sauth east. But in the north, their is nothing like north north And north sauth, they called themselves house People together as one.

All positions belong to them, the Army, Air Force, police force, federal ministry, federal Appointment, oil well's, NNPC positions, Everything belong to them. their is no single Sea port in the east and south, no international Airport, despite all the resources of this Country coming from the sauth.

They shared hundreds of thousands of naira To their people in the north since 2015 till Date. they took everything from us, and what Did they gave us in return, Fulani supporter of APC Foot soldiers to kill us.

They are now everywhere in our land, coming In hundreds and thousands. to do what?.

This is the time, the governor's, political Leaders, senators, house of representatives, And all meaningful leaders in our land to stand Up to their responsibility. this is the time for You people to put your house in order, put Everything aside and reach out to Mazi nnamdi Kanu with all ipob all over the world, to put Head's together, come with a solid plan to Defend our land because the north men vikings Are here already. divided will fall, together we Stand. if all governor's in the south come Together as one and issue a statement, all the Fulani supporter of APC foot soldiers in our land will Run away before day break.

But house Fulani supporter of APC is away that the Sauth are always having problems among Themselves, they instigated this problem, put Confusion among us, divide us, separate and hold us hostage. i kept on asking myself how Can house Fulani supporter of APC with little Educational background will be controlling a Well known educated individuals in the south, Definitely I don't understand.

Some people in the sauth are still blind to see What is happening in our land. some people Are still busy shouting and dancing awilo in the Church, making noise, and kept on distracting The attention of the people of what is going on. They are busy shouting indaboski, digital Obanje, local obanje, awka people and monkey, Arondizuogwu, and many more, while Fulani supporter of APC solders are busy moving round Around us.

All churches should be closed down for now, All pastor's, periests, Rev, man and woman of God, governor's, political leaders, everybody Should come together now before is too late. The governor of Anambra state should people Direct those people to stop distracting people Attention because the north men vikings are Here already.

Since 2015, the leader of IPOB, the messenger Of God, Mazi nnamdi kanu was crying, Shouting and talking, telling everybody that the North men are coming, Mazi nnamdi kanu went To the USA telling them that the north men are Coming, they reduced him to nothing, insulted Him, called him names, belittle him, he was Rejected and abandoned. but today that 2015 Message is here, the north men vikings are Here.

Now everybody is now calling Mazi nnamdi Kanu, asking him please sir, what are we going To do, a person who failed to listen to the voice Of wisdom will always have his/her selves to Blame.

But at this particular time, let's all froget all that Happened, and come together as one to Defend our land. the governor's of the sauth And all the political leaders should reach out To Mazi nnamdi kanu, together will we defend Our land.

Long live Mazi nnamdi kanu
Love live ipob all over the world
Love live biafra.
Biafra is our religion
Biafra is our land
Together let's all defend our land.

From MC Omaricha smart.

It's Norse men not North men, Ndigbo.

Miwasky:
I remember that year 2015 valentine day, went out with some Bosses then and we started having countless bottles of vodka from 7am till 12 noon . The last thing I remembered was starting my car and driving off.

I woke up the following day with cousins, uncle and Auntie close to my bed with wet towel on my face that I passed out for 24 hours then my cousins said to me what have you done to yourself that I was involved in accident with my car and killed 2 people, that my car was damaged beyond repair and that the police are waiting for me to wake up. I cried and cried and cried till there was no strength left in me only for me to put on my cloth went downstairs to meet the police and saw my car parking outside untouched without any issues. How I drove that car that day still remain a mystery but that mark the end of drinking

It's God bro. It happened with me too but my own was iffa (free thing) that worry me. It was sallahday I drank 8 bottle of 33, I only remember opening the car, winding down to let breeze enter, off AC and blast the music so I will be alert.
I just saw myself on my bed the next morning, as in I no know as I reach house. I didn't even wyne up the windows, I didn't lock the doors, didn't use hand brake. I drove over 15km on ibadan roads with highness, the only thing I remember was not going past 60mph speed. God protects, forget it.

JentuPrinz:
I was drunk on my hostel day party..And i even vomited.Later,i managed to get to my room..Naso i enter toilet to vomit again and empty my stomach.

After dat,i just put on my boxers back and i no remember to clean myself and even flush.Naso i comot for toilet go sleep...Na d next morning my roomie was telling me all wat happened..Since dat time,i don dey fear Mcdowell.

McDowell, shitty whiskey. U see McDowell and that useless magic moment and then worst of all ponche. Pls don't take any of these if you value your sanity and composure. Those drinks will Bleep you up in a miserable way. If u wan drink spirits if money no dey una fit gather money buy Black label Johnny walker or Jack Daniel. U go shayo with sense and better vibe.

PrettyPrint:
lolz.


It's not like I was in control. Anyways, it's non of ya biz.

At least you woke up to 50k. You should loose control more often, at least if u do it for 7 consecutive days that's 350k. If I were you I would never be in control

Millenniumlady:
Go let them know you're a change person so you can get you children back......Child support is not something to joke about you can build/buy a house from the cheque you'll be receiving from their dad's annually

Why are u even like this? What kind of person is this for God's sake. This woman was declared unfit to raise a child, if she has anymore children in the future they will be taken from her. You're now talking about her building house from the child support money if she gains custody. I swear I'm not insulting you or judging you, but why are you like that. Westerners believe that a drug user can never change. She can never, I repeat never gain custody of the children. Before she even sees them once in a month, she must get her life on track, good job, must be sober for at least 10 years and stable. OP I would advise you focus on building yourself, 31 is really not late to start over. You can do it!

Ebus12:
I can't fight him
He is older than I am

He is bigger than I am
Forget his age.... His stature is like that of a giant

Then make him fear you by becoming what he fears. Become an animal, wipe am stick for face( face o not head make u no go kill am). Learn how to break bottle without cutting yourself. Break bottle pursue am like say u ready to kill am today today. Of e no run, if e follow u stand, shuck am bottle for leg or hand. Beat am like say u dey fight for your life. Beat am like say it's either you kill him or he kills you. If u no get the mind, smoke skunk or arizona make your para dey hot.Trust me he will cower in fear eventually and always avoid you or beg his mum to send you away. OP you have a penvs and balls, grab it and be a fvcking man. If u run off someone else will keep beating you.

Yuneehk:
You just said it like my mom, the money being important part. I don't do so much yet the back pain and headache I have is out of this world. Tracy N is a strong lady. I can't imagine turning in that volume of work and feeling my back. Amen to your prayer too.

Your mom is a very wise woman. God go help us.

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Love is truly blind

The important question is, 1. do you have money? 2. Does the girl or her family also have money? 3. NONE of you have money?

If it's just the first, then her family will accept you. If it's the first and the second then you're good to go. If it's the second only forget it, or if it's the last part just break up immediately, don't stress yourself. Also there is also the last solution but it's shameful, give am belle. But I have seen parents who would rather abort the daughter pregnancy than let her marry the guy, very shameful.

elantraceey:
Hey guys, I made it to the Leaderboard

Tracy N. Good work, really good. I think you're the first female from this thread to get on there. Clap for yourself, you try, you don get record like that. But take care of yourself well o, money dey important but don't exert yourself o abeg. See our uncle efosa , he was on leader board for three weeks in a row, the next month nobody hear from am o, both on Nairaland and Qa plus slack. we call him number tire, number no go. His last seen on WhatsApp was not encouraging. Till today we still don't know if he is physically fully recovered from that marathon. God no go let us work like slave before we see our daily bread o, Amen.

Divay22:
Lol
I love this.
But i hope you pick it up again after this pandemic is over


Let's cultivate the habit of saving o

So true I swear. I'm a horrible saver, believe me I've tried. I broke ATM, throway the registered number so I won't do transfer, bought Kolo (I will still use broom to remove it). I don't know if I need deliverance. Pocket go just dey scratch me if I have money (eat, buy, do, send, give, dash) sometimes problem sef go big pass the money. By the time I use Cutlass butcher the money, settle one or two things. gbam e don finish. When e finish my eyes go come clear. Just recently, I blew 110k (100k plus 10k wey my aunty dash me) in two weeks. The only reasonable thing I did with it was buying this new infinix and food stuff gaskia. I no buy clothes, I no club, no too much gals, I didn't drink. Naira does not have value anymore to be honest, before you know it fiam! Money has finished. I just hope the woman I settle down with is better at handling personal money cus I'm a big NO, NO.

Funny enough the grass cutter cost past live goat. As e dey so if u wan buy am it's between 30-35k, or 27-28 if e no too big. Abi nah Lamba the grass cutter rearers dey give me?

Millenniumlady:
Stop thinking with your d*ck

Better chill. You dunno if he's the one that will finally help you send the 1k you've been taxing Nairalanders.

The muscles on each pics no blend with the rest joor. False story.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
a strange man groped me in public
I always carry a Swiss knife around
in rage I whipped it out and aimed for his privates
I sliced his dirty prick really bad and I think he nearly lost it but it was saved
I was arrested and of course I had to pay for his treatment, the idiot police didn't even consider the fact that I acted in self defense
anyway my family came through for me and paid him off a hefty sum to drop the case
I have absolutely no regrets and I would do it again if any nasty, perverted motherfucker tries to sexually assault me
only this time, I'd make sure I'd completely hack his filthy prick off

Sebi nah because u get family wey go come through for you. Pikin wey no get helper, no how wey e no go get sense. Instead of walking around armed with a Swiss knife (that's just crazy sorry) get a pepper spray. If you had reined in your anger, you would have saved your family the running around and the unplanned expenses. Anger destroys, if he had lost too much blood and died. You would have been charged for manslaughter or your family would pay millions to bury the case and you would be traumatized by your first kill. Even soldier trained to be war machines never forget their first kill.

OP u need some strokes of cane. I so much love Hausa men that travel to hustle. Some start from being herdsmen, from there to shoe maker, from there to buying and selling selling scrap metal, from there to retailing. Then the ambitious ones open one or two more shops and bring their brothers there. After Igbo men, the hausas are the next most hustling. They don't care what you think of what they do, they will do it with pride and focus. Once they don take their tramadol they fit trek from Agege to Oshodi dey hustle dey go. Wetin concern Hausa. OP learn from them.

Not everyone can withstand sexual temptation.

And I have recently discovered that this super sex urge sometimes is not ordinary (it is only a fool who will say there is no spiritualism).

I don't know if it goes both ways for women too but I noticed something after sex mouth go just dry for that week, business go just dull, man go just dey kanra.

Sometimes when things are going very smooth for you, business is going generally well etc one gal you have been targeting since will just start disturbing that she misses you, sometimes gals go just begin dey rush you unlike before normally u will think it's because they want money but once u climb am do wetin u wan do like this, gbam e go dey get as e be.

And then there are some women that just common kissing sef, money go just dey rush like tap. The only problem is most of them no dey be man pikin taste. But you see those extra beautiful ones, fair with long legs, super sexy etc be very careful.

I'm talking about with single guys, but it happens with married men too and women, the poor wife go come dey pray, dey fast. Madam no go know say oga don climb wetin e no suppose climb.

My question is, does it happen with gals too? Do you guys too swear for us like, "oloribu ni Bobo jide yen. lati igba ti a do rawa bayi, Chief o da mi lohun mo, Otunba tun block mi ni WhatsApp. Olorun o ni je ka d'oko ofo.

The lesson is no be every woman you go fvxk, no be every free pvssy be enjoyment. Ifa'n fani la po ya. As guy man observe wella, no go use 1hour enjoyment ruin your life. For me it's money over Yoni, anyday anytym bruh.

If you let him into your house then you are a big fat slowpoke. You can talk and greet outside. I repeat don't let him come to your house. Don't even pick his call. I no fit hold grudges but I cut you off, it's as simple as that.

She was in a very bad mood and lashed out at the folks there. But the simple truth is that where there is smoke, there will be a fire. I love my ibo brothers but sometimes they like to feel entitled and domineering, exude false sense of superiority in everything and everywhere. Even on a public platform like this, dey go abuse anybody anyhow, brag about how they can feed someone's generation. Most especially the the unexposed and illiterate ones. There are many who don't have degrees but have traveled far and wide, mingled with people and have incredible mindsets. She was still wrong to lash out like that, even went petty as exchanging words and taunting. fvking embarrassing.

But bro u stingy small o. I cant even have 10k to spend and think of inviting a girl over for a weekend, i go dey fear ni cus e no fit reach anything. You come dey give am 2k for tfare, and she collect? She's actually a good gal, her eyes never tear yet. 3k for hair and tfare, kwa. Nowadays 3k gan no dey reach woman do hair again. You no really like the gal joor, I feel you just wan date am for dating sake thats why u dont wanna spend your money on her. Currently I dey drag with my fiancee like this cus she wan buy shade 7k plus delivery fee. Shades wey be like welder glass, I don tire for women olohun.

It will end in tears.

Ningen:
Harsher reality awaits out there.
If you want to fly, grow wings first.

You've 2 or 3 years to graduation.
Stay put, cope and get your degree.

Spread your wings & fly out during your NYSC.

Which fly out after which graduation. In this Nigeria? OP focus on developing your web developing and content writing skills. That is the real treasure chest.

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

I believe I am street enough, I stubborn, I dey para, I dey kush, I dey drink. I fit wipe you stick but I no fit kill fowl, In fact in all my life I never have. I recently just overcame my fear of touching it self, even the baby fowl dey scare me sef. The most scary nah mama fowl wey just born, blood of God, I go just cross go the other side of road. I can't kill goat cus I can't cut it open, the worst is turkey those ones that use to swell up, serious phobia. Even big rat I hate, like all those bush rat wey dey enter compound. At the end it's not about being soft or not, it's just fear. Everyone feels fear, some just know how to hide it.

pDudd:
Next tip: Khia

Khia, since you are am integral part of this thread we will discuss about you from what little inference I can make about you.

Now in every DNA sequence, once in a while a disruption occurs in the DNA sequence and it gives rise to a mutation. The resulting product is a mutant. A product which may be better or worse than the parent's genetic make up. That mutant is Khia.

Now, once in a purple moon within the African American community, a mutation occurs within the genetic assembly of the akata offsprings. These mutants get tired of all the Akata bullshit and determine to be different. They go on a journey which is both physical and spiritual. They go through a cleansing and refining fire and on the end of the conveyor belt is a new and refined product.

People like Khia are that product. Khia is one of the "woke" ones. Or the enlightened ones. Like the Illuminati

Khia likely got tired of the the Akata bullshit and sought to deviate from the norm.

Now, in my opinion, I see those woke group as a bunch of crazies (sorry Khia but that's my opinion). Their wokness confuses me.One one hand they say are Moors, on the other hand they are Israelites, next they are Egyptians, next they are the chosen ones, next they are the children of Ham.

Pick a side nigga . What are you?

Those kind of people are into unorthodox religious practices.

Madman, u sef don dey butter am up so una go meet for fuxk. Ur last 2-3 writeups nah khia khiaa full am, NOW she is an exception, NOW akatas are not all the same because u want to get in her pants to prove a point, nd tht point is "that she will fall for u when una meet cus u fine, get money for hand and bank, you're successful eh". Fuxking disgusting, if u wan nack d gal sef e go be because u actually want to do it, u lyk her personality and find her attractive enuf to fuvk not cus u have a point to prove to yourself and rest of us following your thread. Fuxking disgusting. Of cus u can claim to have no interest at all in her, but anyone who read dis thread would know its plain bullshyte. The sad thing is after fuvking her, the whole nairaland will hear, which is y she'll never let u hit it. You went from giving nice insights to drooling over khia all in one thread, seeing you drool is irritating really. But ride on mi bros nd ignore the distraction, u have talked about black american women and naija women there, we'd love to hear your experience with latinas, caucasians and asians too if you've been some.

[quote author=Kingsteve post=89179450]Naa...
Khiaa is my buddy, my tag-team partner and a friend...all in one.
It's her choice if she chooses to continue engaging you guys or not.

I've done what I had to do, to protect her from these hyenas, waiting to sink their teeth and grab some flesh out of her.
Let's not talk about giving pussy or not.
That's irrelevant for now.

You dig?
[/quote/]
Your attempt at trying to be a simp [as OP put it] is actually really disgusting. Not saying you are a simp but the attempt at trying to be something u are not is digusting really, I don't mean it as an insult at all. Its obvious she likes d very drama u are trying to protect her from [obviously], so dont do that. Dont try forming me nice guy, she's not stupid for fall for that. Immediately u said giving pussy or not is "irrelevant for now" it became obvious u have motives, maybe they are ulterior or maybe they are genuine but either way motive is motive. Khia is a lot of things but she is definitely "Not stupid". Even a blind man can see through your facade.

That side, not all black american women are as OP stated, there are actually ambitious ones with college degrees, corporate and successful. From what I have noticed, its the uneducated ones that are majorly as OP described. I think education and ambition clearly differentiates them. For a family of five kids might have 2 in prison, one baby child support expert, one stripper and one successful educated black women and she would be very different from her siblings. But one thing they do have in common is sensuality, they are very passionate and sexual, both educated and illiterates, second only to latinas of course. Latinas are the most sensual and when it comes to a fiery temper those ones are on another scale.

Very simple solution, you guys should compromise. She keeps being a muslim nd you keep being a christian. As long as u can cope with her religion nd she can cope with yours. Neither of u have to convert unless its a personal decision. Just do traditional marriage, not nikkai or white wedding. The problem is getting her fathers blessing if u are brave enough to talk to her father, just make sure you are well to do and can take care of his daughter.
The simple issue is if u want her enough, guy no wife again for outside o. Right now it seems she is the only one fighting for u guys to be together. Be brave nd find a way to reach her father or betterstill her mother, whoever is cool headed out of her parents.

Anal sex, hateeeeeee Anal sex. With the first gal it just didn't go in, I nearly empty my lubricant. Preek just dey fall before e enter, preek don peel peel finish b4 i give up.

Second and last time I will ever try it was nothing to write home about, I no fit use quick pace, halfway preek, I no even know when I begin dey hiss hiss. I jus dey hiss like snake, aunty no even send. She was bisexual and invited me for 3sum wit her gf, no be me and u go fvck anus till daybreak. Werey werey gals nah him full Ventura for Ibadan.

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

Guy u don give me cough. Guy u don make my laff turn cough LMAO. She begin dey do mehh meh. i no understand what the fvcckkkkkkkk.

scoundrel:
Lol at this thread and lol at khiaa as usual being her provocative self. Why are you in a forum of Nigerians if you’re not one yourself? Boxden, LipstickAlley and Worldstarhiphop haven’t gone out of business. I bet you fit the stereotype and are here looking for your Nigerian prince. Please leave this forum for indigenes. I am tired of your many unprovoked rants.

U dey answer that one? Person wey no well, the forum nah NAIRAland not dollarland.