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Yuneehk:
You just said it like my mom, the money being important part. I don't do so much yet the back pain and headache I have is out of this world. Tracy N is a strong lady. I can't imagine turning in that volume of work and feeling my back. Amen to your prayer too.

Your mom is a very wise woman. God go help us.

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Love is truly blind

The important question is, 1. do you have money? 2. Does the girl or her family also have money? 3. NONE of you have money?

If it's just the first, then her family will accept you. If it's the first and the second then you're good to go. If it's the second only forget it, or if it's the last part just break up immediately, don't stress yourself. Also there is also the last solution but it's shameful, give am belle. But I have seen parents who would rather abort the daughter pregnancy than let her marry the guy, very shameful.

elantraceey:
Hey guys, I made it to the Leaderboard

Tracy N. Good work, really good. I think you're the first female from this thread to get on there. Clap for yourself, you try, you don get record like that. But take care of yourself well o, money dey important but don't exert yourself o abeg. See our uncle efosa , he was on leader board for three weeks in a row, the next month nobody hear from am o, both on Nairaland and Qa plus slack. we call him number tire, number no go. His last seen on WhatsApp was not encouraging. Till today we still don't know if he is physically fully recovered from that marathon. God no go let us work like slave before we see our daily bread o, Amen.

Divay22:
Lol
I love this.
But i hope you pick it up again after this pandemic is over


Let's cultivate the habit of saving o

So true I swear. I'm a horrible saver, believe me I've tried. I broke ATM, throway the registered number so I won't do transfer, bought Kolo (I will still use broom to remove it). I don't know if I need deliverance. Pocket go just dey scratch me if I have money (eat, buy, do, send, give, dash) sometimes problem sef go big pass the money. By the time I use Cutlass butcher the money, settle one or two things. gbam e don finish. When e finish my eyes go come clear. Just recently, I blew 110k (100k plus 10k wey my aunty dash me) in two weeks. The only reasonable thing I did with it was buying this new infinix and food stuff gaskia. I no buy clothes, I no club, no too much gals, I didn't drink. Naira does not have value anymore to be honest, before you know it fiam! Money has finished. I just hope the woman I settle down with is better at handling personal money cus I'm a big NO, NO.

Funny enough the grass cutter cost past live goat. As e dey so if u wan buy am it's between 30-35k, or 27-28 if e no too big. Abi nah Lamba the grass cutter rearers dey give me?

Millenniumlady:
Stop thinking with your d*ck

Better chill. You dunno if he's the one that will finally help you send the 1k you've been taxing Nairalanders.

The muscles on each pics no blend with the rest joor. False story.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
a strange man groped me in public
I always carry a Swiss knife around
in rage I whipped it out and aimed for his privates
I sliced his dirty prick really bad and I think he nearly lost it but it was saved
I was arrested and of course I had to pay for his treatment, the idiot police didn't even consider the fact that I acted in self defense
anyway my family came through for me and paid him off a hefty sum to drop the case
I have absolutely no regrets and I would do it again if any nasty, perverted motherfucker tries to sexually assault me
only this time, I'd make sure I'd completely hack his filthy prick off

Sebi nah because u get family wey go come through for you. Pikin wey no get helper, no how wey e no go get sense. Instead of walking around armed with a Swiss knife (that's just crazy sorry) get a pepper spray. If you had reined in your anger, you would have saved your family the running around and the unplanned expenses. Anger destroys, if he had lost too much blood and died. You would have been charged for manslaughter or your family would pay millions to bury the case and you would be traumatized by your first kill. Even soldier trained to be war machines never forget their first kill.

OP u need some strokes of cane. I so much love Hausa men that travel to hustle. Some start from being herdsmen, from there to shoe maker, from there to buying and selling selling scrap metal, from there to retailing. Then the ambitious ones open one or two more shops and bring their brothers there. After Igbo men, the hausas are the next most hustling. They don't care what you think of what they do, they will do it with pride and focus. Once they don take their tramadol they fit trek from Agege to Oshodi dey hustle dey go. Wetin concern Hausa. OP learn from them.

Not everyone can withstand sexual temptation.

And I have recently discovered that this super sex urge sometimes is not ordinary (it is only a fool who will say there is no spiritualism).

I don't know if it goes both ways for women too but I noticed something after sex mouth go just dry for that week, business go just dull, man go just dey kanra.

Sometimes when things are going very smooth for you, business is going generally well etc one gal you have been targeting since will just start disturbing that she misses you, sometimes gals go just begin dey rush you unlike before normally u will think it's because they want money but once u climb am do wetin u wan do like this, gbam e go dey get as e be.

And then there are some women that just common kissing sef, money go just dey rush like tap. The only problem is most of them no dey be man pikin taste. But you see those extra beautiful ones, fair with long legs, super sexy etc be very careful.

I'm talking about with single guys, but it happens with married men too and women, the poor wife go come dey pray, dey fast. Madam no go know say oga don climb wetin e no suppose climb.

My question is, does it happen with gals too? Do you guys too swear for us like, "oloribu ni Bobo jide yen. lati igba ti a do rawa bayi, Chief o da mi lohun mo, Otunba tun block mi ni WhatsApp. Olorun o ni je ka d'oko ofo.

The lesson is no be every woman you go fvxk, no be every free pvssy be enjoyment. Ifa'n fani la po ya. As guy man observe wella, no go use 1hour enjoyment ruin your life. For me it's money over Yoni, anyday anytym bruh.

If you let him into your house then you are a big fat slowpoke. You can talk and greet outside. I repeat don't let him come to your house. Don't even pick his call. I no fit hold grudges but I cut you off, it's as simple as that.

She was in a very bad mood and lashed out at the folks there. But the simple truth is that where there is smoke, there will be a fire. I love my ibo brothers but sometimes they like to feel entitled and domineering, exude false sense of superiority in everything and everywhere. Even on a public platform like this, dey go abuse anybody anyhow, brag about how they can feed someone's generation. Most especially the the unexposed and illiterate ones. There are many who don't have degrees but have traveled far and wide, mingled with people and have incredible mindsets. She was still wrong to lash out like that, even went petty as exchanging words and taunting. fvking embarrassing.

But bro u stingy small o. I cant even have 10k to spend and think of inviting a girl over for a weekend, i go dey fear ni cus e no fit reach anything. You come dey give am 2k for tfare, and she collect? She's actually a good gal, her eyes never tear yet. 3k for hair and tfare, kwa. Nowadays 3k gan no dey reach woman do hair again. You no really like the gal joor, I feel you just wan date am for dating sake thats why u dont wanna spend your money on her. Currently I dey drag with my fiancee like this cus she wan buy shade 7k plus delivery fee. Shades wey be like welder glass, I don tire for women olohun.

It will end in tears.

Ningen:
Harsher reality awaits out there.
If you want to fly, grow wings first.

You've 2 or 3 years to graduation.
Stay put, cope and get your degree.

Spread your wings & fly out during your NYSC.

Which fly out after which graduation. In this Nigeria? OP focus on developing your web developing and content writing skills. That is the real treasure chest.

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

I believe I am street enough, I stubborn, I dey para, I dey kush, I dey drink. I fit wipe you stick but I no fit kill fowl, In fact in all my life I never have. I recently just overcame my fear of touching it self, even the baby fowl dey scare me sef. The most scary nah mama fowl wey just born, blood of God, I go just cross go the other side of road. I can't kill goat cus I can't cut it open, the worst is turkey those ones that use to swell up, serious phobia. Even big rat I hate, like all those bush rat wey dey enter compound. At the end it's not about being soft or not, it's just fear. Everyone feels fear, some just know how to hide it.

pDudd:
Next tip: Khia

Khia, since you are am integral part of this thread we will discuss about you from what little inference I can make about you.

Now in every DNA sequence, once in a while a disruption occurs in the DNA sequence and it gives rise to a mutation. The resulting product is a mutant. A product which may be better or worse than the parent's genetic make up. That mutant is Khia.

Now, once in a purple moon within the African American community, a mutation occurs within the genetic assembly of the akata offsprings. These mutants get tired of all the Akata bullshit and determine to be different. They go on a journey which is both physical and spiritual. They go through a cleansing and refining fire and on the end of the conveyor belt is a new and refined product.

People like Khia are that product. Khia is one of the "woke" ones. Or the enlightened ones. Like the Illuminati

Khia likely got tired of the the Akata bullshit and sought to deviate from the norm.

Now, in my opinion, I see those woke group as a bunch of crazies (sorry Khia but that's my opinion). Their wokness confuses me.One one hand they say are Moors, on the other hand they are Israelites, next they are Egyptians, next they are the chosen ones, next they are the children of Ham.

Pick a side nigga . What are you?

Those kind of people are into unorthodox religious practices.

Madman, u sef don dey butter am up so una go meet for fuxk. Ur last 2-3 writeups nah khia khiaa full am, NOW she is an exception, NOW akatas are not all the same because u want to get in her pants to prove a point, nd tht point is "that she will fall for u when una meet cus u fine, get money for hand and bank, you're successful eh". Fuxking disgusting, if u wan nack d gal sef e go be because u actually want to do it, u lyk her personality and find her attractive enuf to fuvk not cus u have a point to prove to yourself and rest of us following your thread. Fuxking disgusting. Of cus u can claim to have no interest at all in her, but anyone who read dis thread would know its plain bullshyte. The sad thing is after fuvking her, the whole nairaland will hear, which is y she'll never let u hit it. You went from giving nice insights to drooling over khia all in one thread, seeing you drool is irritating really. But ride on mi bros nd ignore the distraction, u have talked about black american women and naija women there, we'd love to hear your experience with latinas, caucasians and asians too if you've been some.

[quote author=Kingsteve post=89179450]Naa...
Khiaa is my buddy, my tag-team partner and a friend...all in one.
It's her choice if she chooses to continue engaging you guys or not.

I've done what I had to do, to protect her from these hyenas, waiting to sink their teeth and grab some flesh out of her.
Let's not talk about giving pussy or not.
That's irrelevant for now.

You dig?
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Your attempt at trying to be a simp [as OP put it] is actually really disgusting. Not saying you are a simp but the attempt at trying to be something u are not is digusting really, I don't mean it as an insult at all. Its obvious she likes d very drama u are trying to protect her from [obviously], so dont do that. Dont try forming me nice guy, she's not stupid for fall for that. Immediately u said giving pussy or not is "irrelevant for now" it became obvious u have motives, maybe they are ulterior or maybe they are genuine but either way motive is motive. Khia is a lot of things but she is definitely "Not stupid". Even a blind man can see through your facade.

That side, not all black american women are as OP stated, there are actually ambitious ones with college degrees, corporate and successful. From what I have noticed, its the uneducated ones that are majorly as OP described. I think education and ambition clearly differentiates them. For a family of five kids might have 2 in prison, one baby child support expert, one stripper and one successful educated black women and she would be very different from her siblings. But one thing they do have in common is sensuality, they are very passionate and sexual, both educated and illiterates, second only to latinas of course. Latinas are the most sensual and when it comes to a fiery temper those ones are on another scale.

Very simple solution, you guys should compromise. She keeps being a muslim nd you keep being a christian. As long as u can cope with her religion nd she can cope with yours. Neither of u have to convert unless its a personal decision. Just do traditional marriage, not nikkai or white wedding. The problem is getting her fathers blessing if u are brave enough to talk to her father, just make sure you are well to do and can take care of his daughter.
The simple issue is if u want her enough, guy no wife again for outside o. Right now it seems she is the only one fighting for u guys to be together. Be brave nd find a way to reach her father or betterstill her mother, whoever is cool headed out of her parents.

Anal sex, hateeeeeee Anal sex. With the first gal it just didn't go in, I nearly empty my lubricant. Preek just dey fall before e enter, preek don peel peel finish b4 i give up.

Second and last time I will ever try it was nothing to write home about, I no fit use quick pace, halfway preek, I no even know when I begin dey hiss hiss. I jus dey hiss like snake, aunty no even send. She was bisexual and invited me for 3sum wit her gf, no be me and u go fvck anus till daybreak. Werey werey gals nah him full Ventura for Ibadan.

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

Guy u don give me cough. Guy u don make my laff turn cough LMAO. She begin dey do mehh meh. i no understand what the fvcckkkkkkkk.

scoundrel:
Lol at this thread and lol at khiaa as usual being her provocative self. Why are you in a forum of Nigerians if you’re not one yourself? Boxden, LipstickAlley and Worldstarhiphop haven’t gone out of business. I bet you fit the stereotype and are here looking for your Nigerian prince. Please leave this forum for indigenes. I am tired of your many unprovoked rants.

U dey answer that one? Person wey no well, the forum nah NAIRAland not dollarland.

According to pastor Olukoya of Mountain of Fire, there are different kinds of husband and unfortunately, your friend married a "baby husband", being a baby husband is not about age, there are 50-year-old men who were and are still baby husbands. Only a baby husband will sleep in the parlor with his wife while mom, bro, and girlfriend {ahhhhhh} sleep on his matrimonial bed. Obviously the husband's mom is controlling her two sons, both elder and younger. You carry your babe, follow your mama go your senior bro house, if konji catch u, u go hammer your babe ontop same bed wey your mama dey sleep few meters to you. That is the problem with broken homes, it is always the children who suffer it the most, especially those ones wey grow up with grandma. And some separated mothers will raise their sons well and properly, some will just turn their sons to babies and puppets. Nothing against single mothers, just raise your sons to be their own men, don't try to control them or tame them, discipline them but don't try to tame them or domesticate them.

These guys are stalling. Money that they have shared, they are using delay tactics hoping that the covid-19 will be over and people will get back to thier lives. By then there will be no need for paillatives again, awon werey, me i don see them finish. What concerns scrutinizing with sharing money, we go school small now.

Argh, toxic thread.

No disrespect to the yoruba people but most Yoruba women are like that, especially those ones brought up well. Divorce or seperation is never an option, they will keep praying and hoping he changes. Mostly they stay out of lonliness or need for companionship, after all kids will grow up, marry and leave the house. Its an admirable trait but also naive at the same time. Wetin we youth know, wetin elder go sidon see, pikin go climb tree and e no go see am.

damble:
Bro, I want to get a credit card to purchase virtual phone number on dingtone, verify PayPal account, subscribe to VPN etc. Should I get uba africard or vcc? Please, advice me Sir

if u want credit card u will have to buy from spammers on dark web to pay for those things u mentioned.......If u want to verify paypal, just use africard.

True true anambra people are egoistic and think they are a special breed of ibo, better even than enugu and owerri people. The OP said they manufacture everything they need and other states will be the ones suffering to pass their border for items {everything really?}. I am very sure that even in Anambra they still have to import some raw materials from c[b][/b] CHINA to use in manufacturing o. BTW we need pics of Abeokuta roads, they have fantastic wide roads, just looking at the roads can cure depression. E no fine, e no package but e wide come clean again.

Pikin go babcock, u go poly, pikin still do masters for covenant again, u be supervisor for factory dey collect 80k highest 100k. I dont wanna say this but, show get size. Even if u marry her, u will still be beneath their status unless God do am and u become stinkingly rich. Ehn en then they will respect u.

any idea on GENERAL btc rate now? I have a regular trader who buys from me $100-$$150 worth of btc at N370/$. I wan know if he dey gba me o.