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Sir I'm not judging you or claiming to be a better person, but sir you're wicked. Ah you're very wicked, no no no. |
Nelso2:Very simple If u have a laptop. put her whatsapp on your laptop as whatsapp web and anytime she is online chatting just enter your laptop jeje and open whatsapp web and be saeeing her conversation as they are chating. |
HisSexcellency:Abeg you get wisdom. Sense too much. As a smoker if I see another smoker, even one beneath or above my socio status, talk don start be that. |
omonnakoda:How do u know OP got infected by "olosho"? It could be his girlfriend, fiancee, friend, sex with whoever without exchange of money, but of course you have proclaimed the woman who gave him gono as olosho. Same way people like you see HIV carriers as promiscuous folks who sleep around. Oga this Nigeria, maybe you're outside and the lifestyle Don enter your brain, test koor, test ni, screening koor, monitoring ni. By the time he's done with screening and testing etc, he has spent almost 10-15k, that is without even treatment. Notions and beliefs? For gonorrhea? LMAO. Half knowledge? More like zero-knowledge. What i told him is what we use, street level, real life experiences and not what you see in medical dramas and movies. Oga full knowledge. This is your last mention, no use arguing with "Idiocy" as you put it. |
omonnakoda:Call it whatever you like bros. |
omonnakoda:Okay sir. Why do u think people are advised not to take alcohol with medications? Alcohol triples the potency of drugs, which is good for this situation especially what he needs it for. Not everybody can afford help from people trained to treat these things, we don't have health insurance in Nigeria and in this situation people don't have enough to eat much less a doctor. His gonorrea is not yet critical and it affects infertility when it is chronic (2-3 months of non-treatment), All those hidden you're talking of is common in females mostly. Women can stay for 3 months without knowing they have gono, which is why they spread it unknowingly, and with men it grabs your attention and let's you know what's up in 24 hours. I'm not saying what you said is wrong or not the right thing but these are desperate times and desperate times call for desperate measures. Only a desperate man will go skindeep with someone who's not his partner. |
Dickson44:It's gonorrhea, later the pain will stop but the mucus will be discharging and it will stain your boxers with a weird smell, happened to a friend. You have two solutions, 1. Injections (expensive) and 2. local(inexpensive). If you want inexpensive, just buy ampiclox becham and regal ogogoro or Chelsea (the small plastic N120), it will be bitter but pour the becham powder inside the regal, shake it, hold your breathe and finish it a go then go and sleep. Someone gave me the potion mix, I've used and given to people too, don't take it more than once, highest twice. And just don't turn contracting gonorrhea into a habit, be careful who you dig. |
husbandsnatcha:Which river can someone pass to swim from Lagos to Ph? Please, very important. |
Stubbornness. I would always go and play ball, just throw my bag and uniform on the floor of the sitting room and play ball till when six when i know she will return, if mallam no open gate for me I will fly the small fence and sneak out from back enter police barracks go play ball. On that day mom came back early and i didn't know, i was 12 or 13 then, dad was late so no authority figure to fear. She scope me say make we go buy ice cream, me sef mumu wear clothes follow. Opposite tastee fried chicken at ogba there is a police station there Area G, Omo this woman drag me enter come begin dey cry say I too stubborn, papa don die, blah blah blah, jesu. The female police first jack me enter back of counter commot my shirt and shorts leave singlet and boxer, from back of counter go their torture room. They put handcuff on my hand, sat on the floor, raise my leg, one of the officer come dey roll cutlass under my leg, if the leg drop na koboko for back, blood of God, that's how I knew handcuff used to do kraa, kraa when they are tightening it. After almost 25 mins of intense punishment, they gave me undertaking to write, if my mama come here to complain again, they will put me in cell with hardened criminals for 2 days(they showed me, those ones dey play whot with candle and no window) or they will cutoff my toe, mehn I choose the cutting off o. Since that day I no sure say my leg touch ball after school close, till I finish secondary school. Looking back i come realize say I stubborn pass he-goat, still come playful. If not for God and my mama, I for don turn nuisance. |
Banigoprecious:Why are these people lying cuz I'm in Ohio State and I've not seen any grains or truck bringing grains. |
missimelda01:Ehn en, is that so. Luckily for me I have beards too haha |
missimelda01:Greenlight successfully given. Op you can go ahead. |
Hotspotbro:Your own half breed nah Ibile Half breed o. |
Wetin concern me, Celestial Church of Christ till I die. If u like evangelize from now till tomorrow. |
My own weird scary experience was when i was in 100L second semester at Ibadan then. We stayed off campus and moved to alaro then, opposite poly Ibadan cus we wanted to sample poly gals, UI babes forming too much and their eyes don open pass us then lol. Myself and my roommate, we actually went to the same secondary school, gained admission into the same university and lived together so we were much more like brothers. He was light, tall, maculine physic and I was well, just me haha, shorter, darker, more intelligent, good low beard and a little above average in looks so he always got all the gals. But one secondary school girl then (we call them Ibile, meaning native) was 17 and we were both 19 then. They met earlier that day and he was telling me about how he missed his chance to get her contact when suddenly this same very girl was just walking towards us, I swear he didn't know where she lived or where she was coming from, they didn't even talk earlier. Omo my guy was crazed with joy especially cus he heard that the gal might still be in secondary school but her Puna has finished university and currently doing NYSC almost everyone had nacked the gal according to what we heard. She strolled with us that night till we reached our one room self con, two of them went inside while I was outside with my Arizona, after an hour they came out and we escorted her home. This started happening everyday, she would come, fcvk and go home, we would always escort her home. Sometimes I would be asleep and just be hearing moaning and bed bouncing, wetin dey happen? This people wan kill me with konji ni? But everytime they had sex, he would have a long mark on his arm, like someone flogged him. Sometimes it would bleed, sometimes it won't. Later she would come visit when my roommate wasn't around and try to seduce me, I always loved to nap after class so she would curl up with me and suck my nipple, twerking on my dcck, I go just close eyes pretend like say the sleep Don hook me down. I wanted to do the babe but we had an unwritten guys law, I don't fcck who he fccks or has previously fccked and he doesn't do the same with me. Now the weird part, after a while the babe would complain that my friends doesn't love her and he has no idea the sacrifices she has made for him, when she was going home one night we were hungry, nothing Don enter mouth since morning, we were asking her to bring food from home or raw rice or whatever, she just kept telling us to relax that we would eat tonight and tomorrow morning too, ma worry, e ma jeun (don't worry you guys will eat) till she enter house. Out of anger we decided to go to a female friends house to steal food stuff, omo my roommate asked me to wait and bent down and picked something N890.00 (I will never forget) from the floor, Omo see joy, rush go buy bread and moi moi with pepsi (that N50 own), the next morning (6 to 6, aka beans and bread). Mehn we were scared that night, nobody sleep, everybody come dey fear Odun. The next day she came and her usual time and she told me she would stop coming that my friend is a "fool" and she has done her best for him, she said she was supposed to hurt him but that she cannot and she is being punished for it but I should warn him that somebody else will come, someone more ruthless and merciless than her and she won't be able to do anything about it. She made me promise to keep him from making any mistakes, that night I bought her a very ripe bunch of banana, she wondered how I knew what type to buy haha. That was the last time i saw her till today, me and my roommate went to her house after almost a week of not seeing her, the neighbors said nobody is living here by that name, we described her but they still said no. The worst part, one mama wey we dey always greet that sees her with us when we come to escort her, that one sef said she doesn't know anyone like that, doesn't even remember us. We were shocked to the bones, she just disappeared, nobody recollects her and though we knew her for weeks but never one day attempted to take a photo of her we never even thought of it, these was blackberry days o and we bought had blackberries. She affected us at least positively in such little time and 7 years later when talk about her, my friend go say "Nah God go help man, this Johnny no go put us for trouble one day". I can't think of how many lives get ruined because of quick (especially) free pleasure. |
EzzyCarter:It's pretty common with Caucasians(whites). Sometimes they pupils change color based on emotion. Some when angry the pupils will dilate and change from colbat blue to sky blue. Some from sky blue to light green, that is torquise green. Some Nigerians( I didn't believe this before) have different eye color though not common, one naija guy i met on facebook had grey eyes. I didn't believe until we met because of that eyes, omo see as I dey shuk shuk finger for the guy eyeball thinking its contact lens. Then another guy in my street actually has Hazel eyes, like a mixture of green and grey. I don warn am say if my babe come visit make he no near my house cus me wey be guy sef dey trip for the eyes. |
She didn't have to leak this. He can deny that video is him and claim it is doctored. Also, he can sue her for defamation and I hope he does. This is wrong in all ways, a video taken in trust now used against him like this. |
compton11:They're what then? Care to enlighten me? Are Asians Caucasians? Cus they sure as hell are not blacks? |
khiaa:Yes ma'am, gotcha. |
khiaa:Of course, you're right. I agree with you. |
khiaa:. Either way, humans, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, evolved from neanderthals (homo habilis, erectus, down to sapiens). |
khiaa:You just said you're black yourself, i think you're contradicting your own self. As long as the color of your skin is black, you are black, your race is black, when you fill forms that enquire your race, you don't tick Caucasian/white, you don't tick Asian or Hispanic, you tick black. Black, black, black. Don't be in self denial. you are and will be classified a black woman just like Africans, who according to you are neanderthals. So, you my dear you are a big Neanderthal. |
Abidecdrock:sold |
khiaa:In other words Africans are neanderthals but black Americans aren't? Once again, stop the deception. |
khiaa:Is that a trace of religion fanaticsm. Are we quoting the Bible now? So, say you are white and got pregnant for an African, would you terminate it cus it's an abomination? What happened to all lives matter since we're going religious now. |
khiaa:Not necessarily extra cute but also not hideous as you attempted to portray. Like, black+blondes= Hideous. No Whoa chill, half-human/ half neanderwhat? Oh what you calling whites neanderthals? Cus I hope you are not implying the child got human side from his white parent and the neanderthal side from his black one [half breeds]. You do know neanderthals are cavemen gone extinct, uncivilized and primate. I would hate to think that you are THAT narrowminded. Just to understand again, you think interracial kids are an abomination or black and blonde kids? I dunno if u black or white/african or not but, if u had a child and it was called an abomination, that would not sit well with you I'm sure. I think you should keep the abomination comments away from the parents at least |
khiaa:Halfbreeds? C'mon! Saying black and blonds don't mix? Let me borrow your phrase, "stop your deception". Have you seen John Mikel obi's kids with Olga? Super hot blondie with beautiful eyes? I think the kids are perfect adorable bundles of cuteness. Don't say words like, half breed, sounds unnatural. Like you think they're an abomination? I think interracial couples are just that, couples. Nothing more, nothing less. Nothing special or exotic about it, just two people finding love and happiness regardless. |
khiaa:Agh okay. I am definitely not sexist but arguing with a woman always ends up with you saying, I agree. |
And yes you are very right, the rascist American whites are vicious, like those biker gang. they're the real white superiority pioneers. But then they are rascist to not just blacks but native americans as well, and asians, and indians. So, what? Let them keep being ignorant. |
khia:"Average", key word is average. the average american woman is content with just your love care and attention. You cant date an american woman living in manhattan, wearing a vercace dress and holding a gucci purse and then expect her not to be demanding. Also its very difficult to see a hard working country woman or city gal who has worked hard for everything she has ever hard to be demanding, frivolous and materialistic. No, they value hardwork and believe the main means to have money is to get a job. Money= job and vice versa. Americans generally both male and female, they start working from as early as 13 to 14 years to earn money to buy that thing they want. It's how they are generally, they are taught to be independent except for the occasional slobs and losers still living with their mom at 30 years and sleeping in the basement. |
The solution is one word, Alci alci alcoholuuuuu. You two should drink, it'll help her relax. You take gin or whisky, Vodka, any strong stuff. And for her buy something sweet like best cream, the small bottle, it's sweet and she won't know when she finishes it. But you two should just talk, laugh, play, talk about old time memories. The ultimate goal is to help her relax and get drunk. When she is drunk, she will feel free but don't drink too much yourself so you don't fall asleep or suffer a semi hard d***. When she is drunk and u know she is high, then u can proceed. Farabale (calm down) and remove all the pant, make sure u rock-hard and use ur lubricant shove(small small) the cover inside her ponmo and pour it there and apply on your poron too. Don't just apply it on ur John Thomas and expect the journey to be smooth, then spread her legs, set your waste up and let the momentum while u come down sink your pencil straight inside her sharpener. She will try to push you off, hence why i said hold her two legs seperated, be firm and strong but not rough. Pound away or gently go in and out ,but i suggest pounding since she drunk. Fire am like say she thief money for market. Deflowering is very difficult and stressful for a man and a younger woman not to talk of older one. Your p***k go Don peel like mad LMAO. |
lefulefu:. White women are generally beautiful at that age, 20s,30s and very few early 40s. Once they're entering 50 plus hmm hmm, then they start having that there midlife crisis and menopause crisis and orishirishi crisis, lower sex drive or zero. But even the ugliest white woman has something beautiful about her if u can see it, could be her eyes, her hair, her smile or how she laughs, but then it also the same with African women too. The only difference is that African women get better which age, bigger yansh after childbirth lol, more curvy body if thats what you like, they don't wrinkle and fold the way white women will and they still want sex, nothing like u stay a year or five years no sex, they don't give you stress. The hotblooded male side of me want to sample a dark haired green eyed Latina's delights severally, they're passionate and sensual. Another side of me wants the intelligence and confidence of a strong blue eyed German blond beauty, I am sometimes sapiosexual but also thoroughly an Alpha male so no. And lastly the sensible part of me wants peace, long term love, occasional stubbornness and loyalty that only an African woman can give you. Only an African woman can be your ride or die no matter how many times u screw up, white women don't give a flying f* once they no longer love you. |
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