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Worthless South Africans will never commend and congratulate this. But hushpuppi now they will start barking on Nairaland, not Randsland o. Our own indigenous forum and call us names. Its nonsense that they pretend not to see the deeds of good Nigerians abroad, but just one abroad commits a crime and they criticize the whole country. |
Amotolongbo:You said why would a sane man see a mentally deranged woman as attractive. Well, it's very possible. It happened in my area, the girl in question is about 18 or 19, average height, lightskinned, cute girl, very sexy (not big yansh and breast but her body is very shapely). If this girl was normal she would have easily passed as an half-caste. Well this boy who came to stay with an imam in the area would lure this gal with biscuit and fanta, and sleep with her almost every day. It got to a point where the gal will come on her own knowing she will eat biscuit and drink fanta, eventually he was caught by the mum of d gal. He claimed he wanted 2 come see the girl's parents for marriage, they throw bros for cell both him and imam for almost two weeks. The sad thing is if you see the gal from far very pretty gal, but unfortunately they don commot the girl coil. She looks perfectly normal but when u talk to her u begin to understand life, and she is in primary 2. So sad. |
That is not hushpuppi. It's an old video from about 6 months ago. |
My grandma RIP bought this for me when I was like 4 or 5. |
Daum:It's unemployment scam. The scammers use stolen info (name, address, date of birth, SSN) and apply for unemployment benefits. These stolen info are called fullz (alive or dead people info). These fullz can be used for many things, borrow loan, collect tax refund, order credit card, even receive benefits (unemployment etc). By doing these they have been scamming the government of the united states , the greatest country in the world. Now they are in big, big trouble even UAE could not protect them. They have been extradited to the USA and they might be facing 10-15 years in jail, plus their assets have been seized. When you take $35m total from the United States government (govt o, not even company, government) they will definitely come for you. If they could get Bin Laden, who is Hushpuppi. And the sad thing is that he didn't keep money or properties in Nigeria, his father was still a taxi driver as at 2016-17 wey mompha cast am. Don't ever mess with the American government, that's a red flag. |
dynicks:Use Google to find it and download the ebook. Though it will be a scanned copy and not clear at all unless you strain your eyes. |
BadRadio:Maybe cus I didn't understand what I was reading. I was seeing different angel names and invocations, and I was like, "ehn en, okay". That's how I knew there are thousands of other angels besides Angel Michael, Gabriel, Uriel etc. |
BadRadio:I have read the 7 book of Moses joor. How to conjure Angels and spirits. To be honest, I didn't understand nada. Nada like this I no understand. Although I read it out of curiosity, wanted to know what the fuss was about. |
Any daft Yahoo boy that asks his friend or relative abroad to do such is a wicked person plain and simple. No real Gee go over put him family or friend for that kind risk, there are people who's main hustle is to run that kind of transaction for you. Go find aboki for bureau de change, do rubbish wey u wan do, cash out share money gaskia. Buy the way why u go wan even load your family member or friend account? You be bastard ni? . That's depositing fake check, taking advantage of USA banking system and leave the poor fellow to carry the gbese (debt). Some people eyes too dey red, no shit where u dey chop. It's as simple as that. |
Chioma nah ibo gal, she will not leave goldmine davido cus he cheated. |
Tecno k7, the worst phone I have ever used in my life. How can a phone touch screen stop working without a single scratch talkless of crack. I change touch (2,500) a week later charging port(2k), barely two weeks the battery would discharge while it's plugged in and would not on when drained unless I used original N2,500 charger head. The funny this is when next it drains, the same head that charged it yesterday will not charge. I changed the battery (3k) thinking it was battery problem, it still did not charge. Now I gave it to engineer he said it's charging point, last week he called and said it's battery that the flex has cut. He bought another battery, another battery o (3k), yesterday I went to pick the phone, the new charging port didn't work, now he said he has the change the charging port from his supplier. Phone wey I buy 14k I don spend almost pass the amount I take buy. Now the problem is I wan dash my mama the phone, will she not swear for me every morning when she starts using it. My experience with Tecno is so horrible that when I went to pick up a new phone 2 weeks ago, I walked to a stand and looked at the pretty samples. I asked the sales rep, "which brands are these?". She said Tecno, immediately I tear race commot for their yeye stand, I still don't know what made me run like that. Godforbid even if the tecno is 500k with the best specs I will not near it again. Never again! |
elantraceey:Did it work? |
It's too early for her to be pregnant. Like person talk, it is either she don give u another person belle. Or she is scared, believe in your pull out game bro, as long as u didn't cum inside, how cum. I have been using the pullout technique for the past 5-6 years and it has never failed, yes I have a spotless clean sheet. ![]() It takes at least 2 to 3 weeks to know if she's pregnant. First sign would be her missing her period, don't give any girl any drugs o. It's been over 48 abi 72 hours so postinor can't work again. If u give d gal nonsense and she get ill from it, then u are in very big soup. By the way shy gals are the most promiscuous girls I have ever seen. |
More photos coming up soon. |
These are all in factory mode. We're working on the sealing and branding, marketing blah blah. So far it's a work in progress but with good profits potential. |
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Hey guys. So, I had this idea for a bit but wanna get it off now. I have a street bro, I've known him since I was like 15, he's a cobbler (makes shoes, bags, belts, palm etc). But we'll be focusing on palms and shoes for now (office shoes, loafers, Chelsea, half shoes). Right now we're going about branding and packaging etc. We will be making a catalogue soon of stuffs available in the inventory. I have contacted a distributor in Ibadan and Ajah, females (one is my sister, she has an online store for shades and accessories you can see her page on IG: 2kshades) Attached are some of his work, he's makes good and durable stuff. Will keep y'all posted as it get along.
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Hey guys please I need those people who make carton for shoes and palms and watches etc. Not too expensive please, found one person who said 100 pieces for 50k so I would like something less. I would appreciate suggestions. |
OP I think you can do it. Even Ben Carson the great neurosurgeon faced difficulties while studying medicine. The important question to ask yourself is "Is this what I really wanna do?". Do I really want to become a doctor? If yes try again and keep trying, it's obvious you have a brilliant mind. I have a friend who is doing his residency now in UCH ibadan, he actually devised a way to study and it worked for him. He read on his phone, bits and parts, sometimes he's gisting with us and reading at the same time, he hardly read overnight even when prepping for exams. Hopefully in 5 years you will come on here and share your success story. |
Omo omi, emere etc. Spiritual children affiliated with marine spirituality, some are bad and some are not. Which church is he going to? Nah mostly our cele members dey be omo omi, but this is the first time I am hearing of a male omo omi. |
skimena:Again sir you are a deranged potential rapist and violence advocate. This your last mention. |
skimena:Sir again you gan gan are a potential rapist, wether you are the owner of the story or not. Comman beat me, I repeated the trash. |
silento:Apart from dating, dey no dey attractive to me like that even just for sex. But u see does 30 plus, thick body, after one or two with sexual experience blood of God. Then for Uni my padi then go dey yarb us say we dey carry our aunty come house. ![]() |
OP u be potential rapist as I dey look you so. 1m just for a piece of ass. |
Guys rape problem is more phycological, it will Bleep with your mentality. You will be attracted to older women and a different kind of sex. Till today, I don't like girls 23 and younger. |
Mekanus:Those that have been on QA for a year or more, which give away have they done. It's not easy bro, QA can make person stingy one kind. When u remember how many hours it takes you to make $5 to give person that N1,800 go dey do person one kind. If a whole Efosa can't do N500 airtime give away to even one person make we forgive Tracy if she doesn't. Truth nah say e no easy, e remain small make I price bread sef wey get fixed price. By the way do I give two people N500/N500 card or one person 1k sub? ![]() |
Thief nah thief.....There are many people going through hell and would rather beg than steal. Thief nah thief my sister. |
Legolast:Ah, no. I tried checking on Google for you but no mention of number for bookings just address. If u go to Hollyfield and u can't get in or it's not open( but it should cus ibadan is not under lockdown, just 8pm curfew). Then there is a smaller guest house in ijokodo, just say dove, that one is called Dove guest house it's 2,500 per room but no AC, no tiled floor, steady Gen is not gauranteed unlike Hollyfield. And it's the same 100-N200 naira for tfare to ojoo. Ijokodo is also like 3 minutes walk to waec junction. Holly field food can be expensive so if u need to buy food, depending on what you like there's a Togo woman (Iya Vick) that's sells neat and affordable food (jollof rice, beans, yam, spag etc) If you need swallow then bibire is directly opposite iya Vick. They're all in close proximity to the hotel. Enjoy ibadan if you have the time. ![]() |
Many times haha, most times I was the perpetrator and other times I just watched all real stuff. First time was my first 3-sum (two guys and a girl(my FWB, I just finished secondary school then, dey find admission) when I got tired I just watched them and he watched us welll. Second time was in my 100L, ex-gf house with a male friend (he's a dancer)& a female friend, konji almost killed d guy e got bad dat he actually tore my exgf friend pant as Dem dey drag for night. Another one was in a hotel room with a friend and two girls, we had to share a room cus there was no other free room(foursome or groupie, idk. Till 2day I still wyne him with " u have release joor stand up, mtchew" yepapa ) , me and the same friend again In our shared self contain with another 2 gals (his own was very fat and the guy is like toothpick, I almost laughed out when he was giving her doggy). Then an ex gf who was reading bible after sex, my padi (my first 3-sum guy came to visit in school) just woke up and saw her reading bible in d midnight after sex, baba no bother hide the laugh, nah him me sef join d laugh she was seriously shy. Another one was with a big, bold, curvy lady and her friend and also a childhood friend of mine all slept in my place. Her friend lay on the bed with us half awake early in the morning and this gal her name was lolade, she was bugging me for sex pulling and insisting we fvck Omo I no get choice o, I had too before she tore my dick off. Her friend was just turning throughout our sex, my own friend lay on the ground like deadbody. Thinking back I think she did it to show her friend I was off limits cus that one was dating my best friend then and gave me one of her friends, nah when my padi free the babe wahala start, my friends ex was on the hots for me cus nah me dey pet am after the break-up or she was just vulnerable maybe. But my own madam no gree o, with her fat ass and big boobs. So many many experiences wey man no fit dey write here. But when I was a spectator I realized it's not funny, I just dey dey feel bed dey go up and down, the girl still come sabi ride again, I wan die from over erection. Since then I can't, and if I'm stuck with you guys I use my earpiece or just close my eyes and I'm imagine I'm on a penthouse office in Manhattan wearing a $5k suit and $2k loafers, works everytime. So many rubbish wey man don do, so many threesomes, public sex, orals, nack sisters, friends of friends, community girlfriend, freshers wey just enter, poly ibadan girls & food trips and all that crap. I still dey suprise as I no catch anything, I no give person pikin belle. God is great. |
There's many but for that price I'll recommend Hollyfield hotel, you can get a room for 4k and it's 24 hours. Let's calculate tfare from Ojo, as at last year wey I go Ib last. You'll enter dugbe cab from Ojo and stop at sango (N30 or N40), from sango u can take cab and stop at assemblies of God at waec junction(another N30) and just two minutes walk from there to the hotel. Or since it's your first time, just take bike from that sango to Hollyfield hotel, tell the bike man Hollyfield (don't pay anything more than N100 o). So from Ojo to Hollyfield (N80 economical) or since it's your first time fly bike (N140). The least room there is 4k and it's pretty comfortable for that price plus kitchen and room service hahaha. |
Honestly it depends on who you being with. I have never been with a lady who has a smelly pussy. Since about 10 years of sexcapading, I have never slept with a woman that smells nasty down there. Definitely a vagina has its natural smell, just like a woman before she takes her bath in the morning has a natural smell and it's not a bad smell, for me it's alluring. Also I have never contracted any STD of any kind, upon all the raw diving even with olosho turn gf. We thank God for protection from karishikas ![]() |
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