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Kudos to you bro. Keep on keeping your website real.

Let this guy come back home to his Abi local government and dig boreholes for them... Useless place, imagine a whole riverine area where you still need to trek long distances and pay money to fetch water.

Nice, you're coming to Obubra... The place with wierd red soil and really dirty water. Where you will surely have to wash every other hour except you don't care about being dirty.

Obubra, where the only good network is MTN and there's no electricity, so you have to come with your power bank.

But overall, the experience is worth the stress and the prospect of meeting new from all over the country is intriguing.

Who was I telling that Ekiti people have intrinsic anger issues?

Mine...

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Joehigashi:
What Kind Of Snake Is This?

I have a mini poultry and for months I noticed eggs are being tampered with. I suspected a snake but I couldn't find traces until yesterday while trying to relocate some, I found this snake close to one of my chickens laying eggs. It was the culprit. It has killed several of my chickens and I'm happy it met its waterloo.

What kind of snake is this and how do I prevent its reoccurrence?

What baffles me is my poultry is surrounded by houses people live in 247. I wonder where this one came From.

I don't know what type of snake that is but I know a very simple and effective way to stop snakes from getting in your poultry, are you ready to hear it?

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Use boiled eggs. Snakes swallow eggs with the shell before breaking it, digesting the raw egg and vomiting the shell... The logic, however, is that they don't know boiled eggs from the raw ones, so by sacrificing a few eggs, you can effectively get rid of any snake that swallows the boiled egg.

Their death warrant is signed as long as the swallow the egg. If they don't die from trying to break the egg, they will die from constipation due to not being able to digest the egg in solid form.


Try it and enjoy your freedom.

I have learned a couple of things about this particular issue over the years.

The truth is that your feelings are yours and yours alone, so, always own them and be open as possible.

Ladies love lies as well as brutal honesty, (at least, I think they do)... So, I express my feelings in the most open way possible so it won't be as if I'm giving mixed signals.

If I like you, you'll know, if I don't, you'll also know... Lobatan...

Thegeneralqueen:
So long the money is there we can find solution

In as much as you would have everyone believe that you gave the issue some deep thought before making this comment, The logic behind your response is both faulty and false...

Untainted007:
God will see u to d end my brother. It takes courage and self determination.

Amen bro... Untainted till the end.

Jodha:
Y'all guys should learn from this...

Yhu don't just assume things. ...if yhu like a lady even if yhu guys are already friends... Still "ask her out"...


Tell her on a daily basis how much yhu love her and how she makes yhu feel...yhu don't just assume things...

I'm sure yhu took advantage of her love and care for yhu ....since yhu don't value what yhu had... another sharp guy don take over..

No complain biko

If a girl loves you, she loves you... If not, you can decide to make your every breath a declaration of love for her and she will still tell you she's busy and doesn't have even a minute to pick your calls.


I'm also in a funny relationship like that right now... For months now, I send good morning and good night messages to her everyday like clockwork, call her all the time and tell her exactly how I feel about her but even for her to listen to songs I send to her is a problem, she's "always busy"

I asked her how far just before the new year and she's telling me to give her time to get herself together before she can reciprocate my feelings.

I just told her to take enough time to get her shit together without me.

This is 2020, if anyone needs to think for months before she can even admit that she feels something for me, then we are obviously not meant to be together.

Untainted007:
Oga this babe go end up hating you for life if you make her look like she's throwing herself at you. If you nt fict knack her then kip ur distance totally and if u fit knack let her know that nothing is attached to una knacking. A lady hated me thoughout my NYSC days cos I turned her advances down, this one even came to sleep over in my room and I didn't even near her. Since then, she stopped talking to me till we finished our service, the said lady eventually got an indigene who was servicing her steady trust Port Harcourt girls na, it's like she's a nympho. So if u wan do, do and if u no wan do keep ur distance and be prepared to any of her action.

I swear, for any guy who thinks with the thingy between his legs, NYSC is a free-pvssy haven... You can have as many partners as you want without any strings attached... Currently serving in Calabar and I must say that I'm holding on to my celibacy only by the grace of God.

Many unplanned sleepovers, forced lapdances but I'm still holding out.

bjnice:
Let me correct a notion about Ekiti and Ondo girls easily given to anger. I am presently dating a lady from Ondo state she is sweet, calm, cool and collected, she can apologise for little things like missing my calls. She doesn't get angry without a reason, when angry she communicate her grievance in a proper way. Bottom line is people background and environment play a major role in shaping their behavior or conduct. Bad Behavior is not a stereotype of one ethnic group or the other it is individual stuff.

Please let be well guided before insulting a tribe because of one or two cases.

You're the one seeing it as insult bro...


And your perspective is more like viewing life through rose tinted glasses.

Their anger issues is not based on upbringing or background, it is inherent.

Like igbo people and business, hausa people and procreation, ekiti and ondo people are known for their thirst for education aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand their ANGER ISSUES.


C'est fini.

Starz825:
I mean no offense oo...i just can't have a relationship with a lady from ondo ...anger and curse in that their mouth (definitely not all of them) is wat I will never stand for or endure in a relationship....
Don't just mess up with them when u date them...no say I no wan u ooo...
...some of them are faithful partners but na this anger and curse be their issue..may God help them..

I swear the thing dey their blood. Ondo and Ekiti people ehn, their anger can boil stone till it softens up.

Heard about a girl that literally has to drink snail water mixed with palm oil to calm her anger.

I'm always thinking like what the f*ck can make a group of people that angry?

Words that give me hope. Nice one BinaryMachine

Discussion will soon begin.

OP abeg, I wan go the next Olympics as a marathon athlete so I need this badass phone so bad.

I'm willing to exchange my two legs, my eyes, my kidneys and my lungs plus 500k for the marathon phone.

grossintel:
I have something paining me so much, and for this reason, I'm seriously reconsidering settling down. My girlfriend and I have been together for a while, and even though we plan to get married soon I always see reasons to hold on. Marriage is not something you really rush into, honestly, it might look good on the outside but inside it's something else.

She used to be a student and come visiting once in a while but now she's done with school and has been around for a month. This is the longest time we've ever seen since we started dating and now I'm getting the vibe of what it feels like living with a woman. In fact it's better she's away and we see like we used to.
There are so many things I can't do anymore, simply because she's here. I can't play my ps4 in the sitting room anymore, as soon as I have the time and decide to, she's already there watching Telemundo or some other channel I can't relate to. When you tell her to switch to something we both have interest in she'll nag about how I don't want her to have a good time. When I insist I want to play games or watch something else she'll just leave the sitting room and enter the room and lock herself.

I had a talk with her, and she suggested I move the ps4 to the guest room, I have a 32 inch TV there, and a 60 inch 4k UHD in the well-furnished sitting room. I just looked at her as she said this while sipping Fresh Yogo with a wide smile. How can I live like a church rat inside my house? I can't keep something and it will still be there when I return. I can't eat what I want, it has to be what she wants or she'll cook it anyhow and give me.

She said we need 30k for feeding, no problem as long as we eat well. But when she go market and come back, I was looking for money one day and asked her if she had, she asked me to check her purse and I saw 1k everywhere. When I asked her she said it's her savings.

I'm here because these whole thing is paining me, if it's like this, then imagine how it will be when married forever. I spoke to a friend about it, and he said I'm too soft on her, that if I tell her something and she refuses then I should hit her. That's a no-no for me, I can't do that instead I ask her to leave. Please married people, how do you deal with women? It's driving me completely nuts.

Na damaged goods she be.

She'll always demand your full attention because of her apparent selfish behavior. You can put up with her for the short term but if you intend to keep her long term, it would be a mistake.

Rubbish

Preciousgirl:
My husband has already warned I delete social media from my phone
Today he is demanding the guy I sent my pictures number
There is nothing between me and that guy, but this will embarrass him.
My reluctance is being misinterpreted as having something to do with him

I intend staging. Giving him a male colleagues number and arrange with my male colleague to take all the threats and insults for me to save my marriage. Please your candid advise

Damaged goods spotted, and she's married... I can only pity the man stuck with this one.


Damn, we guys have a lot to put up with in this life.

RubiesBanking:
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Number 2 please.

Yeah, even though you want to do the right thing, you gotta watch your back always.

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That's nice?

Toks2008:
I use to have this mindset until recently.

Bro nah for naija una dey read bad meaning to all those things.

Just study her character and if you like it abeg marry her.

Tatoos tongue piercing nose piercing or multiple piercings may not look too good but it means nada.

Even me sef dey put on clipped earring on my left ear occasionally and I'm a definition of a total responsible guy and I mean 100% heaven bound holy ghost filled believer in Christ.

Funny enough you will see weed smokers and those who are drunkards condemning piercings and tattoo.

Bruh!

Did you just say Holy Ghost filled?

I wonder how Jesus would feel reading through your comment.

vikkimimi:
piercings does not mean a girl is loose or an OLOSHO as you call it, it's all about taste and fashion, and other times out of curiosity....same way most guys love to have tattoos, but tattoos seem costlier than having multiple piercings that's why most guys haven't gone for it.

A girl can have multiple piercings and still be more ethical than a girl without one.

That's what they all say... Doesn't that line ever get old?

What a very flawed way of looking at things.


These things are subtle ways of branding.

Girls with multiple piercings almost always have the same character...

They're always the first ones to jump at strangers whenever the opportunity comes.

They're the ones who wear indecent clothes all in the name of fashion.

After all that, they will say they are more ethical than girls who don't do such things.

They forget that people are addressed by the way they are dressed.