₦airaland Forum

Cutezt:
Terrible! There is a guy i know around my area, he was struggling before and was doing security guard in one secondary school near me, he was constantly topping up different peoples daughters (students) in the security guards lodge, when i discovered that, i distanced myself from him. he ventured into Yahoo while doing his security guard work and cashed out, not big time, but at least, something tangible, but to my shock, the guy no gree resign o, i later found out he was not ready to let go off the free sex and accommodation he was getting, in fact, after he cashed out, the girls multiplied cos he could now give them more money, no be aboki o, na yoruba guy.

This na person wey get very healthy eskimo dog, very white and fat inside the school, i wonder how the school no code say this guy don pass the security guard level wey him dey do.

The day he will impregnate a student, kasala go burst that day and i will be watching from afar!

Me I just dey wonder how this guys dey see these girls chop laidat, even without money...

Me wey be doctor dey suffer blow money ontop oloshos for Lagos here meen.

Lagos babes no show love to me at all.

Wetin I fit do abeg?

Goalnaldo:
Only you, flogged three times by a masquerade. My brother, the gods are calling you

To be a masquerade I guess

Okortor:
Nonsense tradition, that's how some low budget masquerade (egungun) accosted me and a colleague not knowing we were military officer's and just coming out of the oshodi arena headed for mushin, naso we comot koboko and beat hell out of their body, infact the rest na history......... although we were on mufti hence the effrontery!!!!!

Did they try to flog you?

I thought the masquerades in Lagos are now looking for money and no longer flog people na

Frankest20:
The young generation are going wild daily

Me I dey even fear for my old age, these kids would soon start chasing after us in broad daylight, wielding cutlass to behead us if something isn't done fast...

lazkizz:
God save me from this country

NAFDAC is already doing that...

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Good assertion. I also noticed that they hardly give Industrial area this steady power supply. Only places where heavy duty equipments are not found usually witness this steady power supply. You have a point.

Toh in a nutshell, we either lack the capacity to supply these industrial areas with enough power, and instead divert it to low power consuming areas; or we intentionally deprive these industrial areas of power to cripple industrial production capacity.

I'll go with the former conjecture though.

megamank:
This is why I will always not like the white… if this issue was to be in their own country affecting any of their own politician would they have handled it this way?
The west has always supported substandard leadership in Africa to enable them continue their indirect neocolonial rule in Africa…
When every they see a country in Africa rising up to them they find any means to distabilize their government. All they are asking is just to confirm an academic record and they are going back and front

And you honestly believe a 3rd class philosophy graduate who receives advice from mad men; or a corrupt former vice president contesting presidency probably before you were born; or a tribal and religious bigot are standard alternative choices to making Nigeria rise up to America?

You must be a gaddam joker meen!

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Only if our useless leaders can acquire working brains for once. The moment they make electricity available 24hrs jobs will spring up everywhere. Many industries will employ more people and there will be pay rise. With epileptic power supply, those hopes are dashed. Only few people will be employed cause of the cost of running on diesel and fuel.

Those importing generators are the brain behind this nonsense. All for money. Money they won't spend when they die.
Indeed the heart of man is wicked.
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

Nigeria has made me realize having regular power supply doesn't mean shit.

Go to the core North like Taraba etc where light dey waste for there and confirm my assertion. Na still village most of those places be with their light.

The area I dey stay for Ogun State called Gasline dey get 24hrs light for 3days, and then 1day off, but the place still be like ghetto.

Na people mentality gaz change no be power supply, once mentality change power supply go be follow come...

onojaintegrity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAOybMghUHQ?si=szauY-XTJ5cR15JF



Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/625664-nigerias-women-minister-threatens-to-jail-liars-in-universitys-sex-scandal-probe.html

Damage control tactic...

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/wike-not-just-fct-minister-but-my-adviser-tinubu/

Sha do and pay we doctors us our August salary you withheld abeg

Frigga13:
Why will this Yoruba peeps do deliberately derail thread.. and still bounce on thread..


Not funny they just break rules without qualms and nothing happens

Goan create Biafraland and leave us the fvck alone...

chatinent:
It has worsen on virtual dollar platforms. The charges make it over ₦1000 to $1. Even as the govt is continuously showing us that there is no hope for a better future, can they at least caution those uniformed men littered on the road to stop harassing and extorting people? I no come know who bi armed robber again.🤦

How I wish these fools don pay salary now. I for just quickly buy mutual funds for Cowrywise while they're still selling for #944.35

SemperFid:
Let it continue. My fiverr earnings plus my crypto daily trade de give me joy. I make 10$ daily in trading and that is just about 10k just lying on my bed.

My optometry practice license expired and I no even know because I studied optometry for 6 years and I have never thought about using it to find a job and I don't know if I ever will.

How I wish these fools don pay salary now. I for just quickly buy mutual funds for Cowrywise while they're still selling for #944.35

Ebubu2:
There should be cargo services Onne port or Calabar Port to Aba, or Abakaliki or Onitsha

But calabar to east railway no dey exist

Let their President Peter Obi do that for them...

ADURA123:
I am not divorcing to remarry, I want to be alone and be free. Thank you

In other words you want to start doing Sina upadan.

Ibere weyrey ree ooo

REGINALD001:
The property is central then since it's Otukpo, don't rush to sell it to avoid issues since you are clean...... Just get ready to be invited by the law enforcers ....... Say your own side of the story.

Otukpo people?!!!!

Op you lucky oh!!!!

Valwezzy:
https://www.torizone.com/posts/2023/09/117502-nff-approves-nigerian-league

Just to confuse unsuspecting people to watching it instead of The Premier League.

Find another person abeg...

oluwaseyi0:
People in sport please help interpret this

Don't we all have testosterone

We do, but he added jara ontop...

Valwezzy:
https://www.torizone.com/posts/2023/09/117499-ugandan-businessman-marries-wives-day-photos

Na why I gbadun hijabites be that.

Them no dey worry at all, dem go give you wotowoto

Squirrel1:
I don't want to selve service

Your own don be be that.

RIP in addy...

Biodun556:
N

Omoor na 247 be that oh.

Get ready for a break down y'all...

jesusjnr2020:
Mad Man Preaching To Crowd About Hell Fire!

He preached about hell fire to the stunned crowd.

He even rejected money they contributed for him and asked them to give the money to the poor to their astonishment.

Here's the video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHNGRl9dI98?si=_KrYQi2HM-anSA4z

Na only Obidients go listen to this one. Just like their master Obi that listens to mad men...

Outta here!!!

Squirrel1:
U see this sex addiction of a thing, I swear to God is the worst thing that can happen to any man, especially when it involves prostitutes n not regular girls.

U go just de go ahsawo house de spend until u sidown calculate weti u don spend den u go know hw fr. " From July to now I've spent over 90k on prostitutes n cigarette"

Now like this, I only have 3k to use n run transport to enter school for exam but I'm thinking about borrowing 1k and using the whole money to visit a brothel. It's painful tbh.

I never use to be like this, tbh. I feel bad, sad n worried for myself.

Modified.

Una no go kill me with likes.... My guy no gree give me the 1k because him no weti I wan use do if I complete d funds..

Modified

I no get the balance n I no de go anywhere. A great step towards the right direction 🙂🙂🙂

Can't you self-service? I don't believe there's a sex addiction.

There's just a sexual urge, but it can always be suppressed. Sex addiction is a myth.

On the other hand, substance use disorder, of which addiction is an example is an occurrence that does exist.

iammo:




World Trade Organization boss Okonjo Iweala controls World Trade in Trillions of Dollars, so normally G20 countries needs her more than she needs them, Madam Okonjo Iweala a proud Anioma woman from Delta State Nigeria

Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR is the Head of State Commander in Chief of Nigeria Armed forces, The Chairman of ECOWAS , Asiwaju Eko Lagos State Nigeria

Mean while Tinubu and German Chancellor, Nertherland Prime Minister, Swiss President


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Imagine Peter Obi in these kind of settings.

He'll have looked totally out of place, and out of his depth.

Islie:
https://punchng.com/disabled-man-dies-as-father-pastors-attempt-to-sell-hunchback-mercury/#google_vignette

In this nige, suffering would make people do some extremely crazy things excep you have knowledge.

I thank God I'm a medical doctor sha, cos in the times of stress, I've been able to avoid doing things that'll land me in trouble...

ecolime:
Rema get plays pass Burna, Wizkid, Davido & co.

I know of some people (like me ) that can never listen to a full track of Rema's song. It is bland and has no appeal whatsoever to them.

Yet, the kid is balling hard with huge numbers and hitting it big.

This life ehn... Na God's doings

Na that "see body ooo" song dey help am, infact na the only thing wey sweet for the song be that, and I sure sey na d only song wey give am that number be that...

Same for Ckay.

Na OluwaBurna get that spot, no cap...

IbnB:
Soludo is one of the numerous personnel mishaps OBJ engendered, he never fooled me for one day though

I already knew he was a thief and an idiót as far back as 2005

Just tell me Obi is better than him, so I can hear word...

ThatKING:
I don't understand you. Soludo was once the central bank governor of Nigeria.
You Know how impactful that kind of position is?

He was still sucking his momma's breasts then, how do you expect him to know?

Sleekfingers:
Yes, it will happen.

Some of them will be employed in the new the transportation system. Those that are willing to work.

While the rest of them would return to robbing and raping our wives like the days of Abacha in Somolu...

Sleekfingers:
The yellow buses will soon be chase outta Lagos. Plans are already in place.

Can this actually happen?

Where them agbero go come go?

Na for them to return to terrorizing us in our houses as armed robbers oh.

Chei, fear dey catch as I dey so walahi...

RenaissanceGuy:
This man has great administrative acumen. My only grouse is that it has taken more than 15 years and just one has recently been completed. It's clear that if all these are completed, Lagosians will be saying goodbye to having to wakeup by 4am to prepare for a workplace whose resumption time is 9am.

Na those danfo drivers me I just dey fear, and motorpark touts.

Would they not stone the train and it's occupants for removing breads from their mouths sha?

[quote author=wwwihy post=125668413]Jubril A. Gawat is the Senior Special Assistant On New Media To Governor Sanwo-Olu[/quote]Other states just dey shamelessly siddon look, what a pity