₦airaland Forum

Icon4s:
Iheanacho is taller than Iwobi? Doesn't look so on the pitch.

Even weighs more than Iwobi. Hmm, can Iheanacho be weighing 82kg? For a 21 years old footballer?
I hope those figures are correct.

raumdeuter:
Who can lead praise and worship to welcome Chelsea to yorupa legue

Travel agency dey to organize flight to Thessalonika, Act of apostles and Dothraki

sod09:

see amala turner,tell us why you wont have more points in 20 clubs competing league to 16-18 club competing one.
epl 20= 38 matches mutliple by 3 equals 114
burnthisleaguedown 18= 34 mutliply by 3 equals 102
you see why you wont make heaven pa ramuzaki

MissIndependent:
Sunday Lunch.

Amedino99:
So when is our wc list going to be released and which of the 32 wc bound countries have released theirs

praiseneofingz:
I invited her to have nice time with me after receiving my salary o...... this girl brought 2 of her friends and they told me they want us to visit Mr biggs that's how I started swallowing my saliva and sweating like a Xmas goat......i form big boy and we went they ate fried rice and chicken with chivita almost 10k... "Abeg how much I dey collect"?
I ordered for meat pie and coke I said I don't feel hungry and after the whole thing they stood up and my gf told me time is far gone and would start going home I still give them 3k for bike.
ahh faith na God punish you anywhr you dey I didn't "ASSURE" you anything o... you finished my salary within 2hours no kissing no touching no yanching as well.

Afam4eva:
As much as i'm in support of young people coming out to contest, i don't think being young is a pre-requisite of being elected as Nigeria's president. You must have the a track record that distinguishes you from your pairs and i don't think Durotoye has that. Being a motivational speaker is not just enough. I will actually pick Sowore ahead of him.

vickydevoka:
in Nigeria stripper are also considered as hoes which they are. don't try n paint it something else. av f**k several strippers In jos n logos

tragergeorge:
lol ,for 9ja

tragergeorge:
my brother I de tell u,na com on I phone money I de gather na my gf no fit patient o,na dis David don carry d tin go another level

TOCHI007:
Yes; this happened to me once,but not the way the topic puts it. In my case, I was a teacher,( of chemistry in a school). I was a young graduate and she was a student (a 17yr old).She was not really my student;as she was a commercial student. She came to me in my lab two months after I had secured a job in the school. She told me she wanted to join Science class and she needed a teacher to put her through so that she could determine future course of study.. I obliged. Some weeks later, she came to me again; asking me if she could read in my lab because her class was noisy,her classmates were making much noise and the noise was distracting.that she wanted to read in my lab;which was against the school rules. I was alone in the lab.(i am alone most times). I allowed her because of my love for education and my desire for young aspiring geniuses who wanted to learn and study hard in order to have a bright future. Little did I think I was coming close to my waterloo. As days went by and that 'reading in my lab relationship' grew, she came to me one day asking me to take away her virginity from her that it had become a burden to her. And She had spent much time thinking of the man who she would eventually give her virginity to and the one who would eventually take it away. I was shocked. What was this? What did a 17 yr old girl know abt taking away virginity; and why me? After a long silence;as she noticed the shock on my face; she asked me what I thought about the way the other girls in her class were discussing about me. They had said I was the most handsome teacher in the school and the youngest on the block. They would do anything to get close to me and she was doing herself a favor by being the first. I told her I was busy and didn't care of what a group of 17yr olds were saying about me. While I was about to send her away, she quickly loosened the first two buttons of her shirt, pulled down her bra,,pushed up her breasts, ran towards me and put her breasts nipple in my mouth. The words "Bleep me" was mentioned. "Suck me" was mentioned. "do it to me the way you did to the other girls while you were on campus" was heard in some places. But trust me guys, I didn't sleep with her. I repeat.
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER.( even though sometimes I wish I did)

I sent her away. She left sadly. Disappointed.Hurt and I think upset. I tried to persuade and encourage her to focus only on her studies. She told me to get out and get lost.

That was 5 years ago. Last time I heard, abt her whereabouts, she was married to one of the state governors - the governor of my state.

Sometimes, I wish I did sleep with her. I wished I had bleeped every bit of her. Hand, nose, ear, mouth, and legs.
I HV no job presently. By now, perhaps she for make me special adviser or at least, one of the commissioners. Abi, fellow nairalanders,how una see am?

fxjunkie:
A car means nothing here in the US, all this noise about a common car gift boils down to one thing: there's so much poverty in Nigeria.

AryaSand:
I don't believe this. Looks like a joke to me. Doesn't make sense at all.
By the way, wakanda pant is this sef?

Priceless200:
Recipe please..
What's the name of the red fruit on top. Where can I get it in Nigeria?

Roland17:
Vrsaljko gets a second yellow for a stump on Lacazette. I think it is debatable but the right call in my opinion.

Leyqute:
Yo Raumdeuter. On behalf of EPL

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