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RomanceRe: Desire To Marry But Still Single For A Reason(s)- Report Here For Assistance by pendo89(f): 5:30pm On Feb 25, 2012
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=878084.msg10271623#msg10271623 date=1330178372]I have seven bosoms.[/quote]shocked  grin Wizard alert!
RomanceRe: Desire To Marry But Still Single For A Reason(s)- Report Here For Assistance by pendo89(f): 12:14pm On Feb 25, 2012
[quote author=fresh_dude link=topic=878084.msg10270799#msg10270799 date=1330167303]^^Come on Pendo show some manners, don't piss on this thread. Thank You.[/quote]u sure its a serious thread?? if u need a mate in weeks there are a million dating sites where all manner of people hide.
op is having fun with his error messages. grin
RomanceRe: Desire To Marry But Still Single For A Reason(s)- Report Here For Assistance by pendo89(f): 11:37am On Feb 25, 2012
I am uneducated ,barren, somehow ugly and 50. any juju help ?? undecided
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 8:08am On Feb 25, 2012
kenyaman:
acheni uoga, fungueni roho, toa yote yanayo wasumbua. semini yote
speak a language we all understand or run back to ur snaky unending thread in politics.

2buff:
As long as she is not the one that physically started the fight, a dude should try his best to defend his woman.
smiley cool

If she's the type to run around dashing random people slap in hopes that all she needs to do is run behind you and you will "take care of it", then waka your own dey go.
Ok.
After she gets the beating of her life, she won't look for trouble again.  grin
huh angry
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 10:39pm On Feb 24, 2012
coogar:
i refuse to be a human shield for MY woman.  grin

COWARD

prove my manhood by attacking another woman?
pendo, you make me laugh. cool

Which is better? seeing her thongs getting torn by another woman in full presence of the public? the lunatic slapper would be scared of fighting a man more than a woman.YES shield your woman if you truly love her.

defending yourself against a lunatic makes you a winner. cheesy grin
it assures me you can handle yourself when i am away from home.

really? it means she can handle your head using a pan if u mess with her. shes got anger management issues.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 10:27pm On Feb 24, 2012
unaongea pure swahili kwanza ka chali wa mtaa . shocked lakini ndio mimi ni mkenya damu nbo. hata kama niko hapa na pale.
unajua kuna mtu anagoogle hii lugha? ndio siwezi disclose mengi.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 10:18pm On Feb 24, 2012
ok.iko guarded kama guantanamo bay.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 9:47pm On Feb 24, 2012
lol I thought chimas first name was Mchew!
Ms.Mchew Chima.Doesn't sound bad.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 9:36pm On Feb 24, 2012
coogar:
the other chic is his woman too? why would he take sides?
so you would just let a guttersnipe put blows on your face without fighting back?
how spineless can you be?
jeez!! you expect me to fight another woman in public?? dd u see that ugly pic on that other thread?  angry angry. What about the mere thought that smbody could be taking video to upload on youtube for the world to see ur thongs,bras and  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed!!  shocked
what about leaving the scene or hiding behind the guy and letting him take the blows on my behalf? grin

I believe,that is the time for him to prove his manhood!! lets see who is spineless since its not supposed to be my fight but his!!

Have you noticed that whenevr girls fight nobody emerges winner?? they only scratch and mess up each other's make up,wigs and clothes. grin
So what is the use if there is no crown?
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 9:29pm On Feb 24, 2012
2buff:
Also "beef" is different from fighting. Just to be clear.
yes but one causes the other if not kept in check. Wow beef can boil till it explodes in some people.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 9:24pm On Feb 24, 2012
REALITY101:
Kiasi chake mrembo wangu sio vile labda utanifunza.nilijifunza wakati mamangu alikuwa akifanya kazi kenya.american embassy.unatoka wapi
yaani umekua kwa hii forum na unajua swahili. hii ni funny sana. I hope alifanya kazi na the new embassy not the one that was bombed by al queada.Alikuambia about that blast??

coogar:
none of them is a failure.
to put the issue down to fighting over some guy is too simplistic - most times, the women involved are just looking out for themselves.

look at this scenario. . . .
you are on a date with this guy that never told you he's got another woman. the other woman showed up and delivered 4 hot slaps on your face . . .
you then decide to defend yourself and challenge the other woman.

a passerby sees 2 women scrapping it out and his conclusion is. . . .they are fighting over a man.
is that the conclusion? are you fighting over a man or you are just defending yourself from a lunatic?
answers on a postcard, please!
see that? why oh, oh why, should a woman defend herself physically as the man watches? If she's slapped guess what? her demons wake up but I would love to see the guy's reaction. If he doesn't blink that's it!!  I step in peace and for good.
A man must defend his helpless woman,but incase she decides to do it herself, let her not expect the man to intervene cz she's already embarrassed herself and caused a scene. Maybe that's why men take off!!

Passerbys should not be treated to fights. Getting slapped by a strange woman in the presence of your guy and failure on his part to react spells doom.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 9:03pm On Feb 24, 2012
^ lovely. besides,if one fights then it tells a lot about their anger management skills. that person is likely to fight you one day I guess.
Jokes EtcRe: Question! by pendo89(f): 8:52pm On Feb 24, 2012
wish I was there to capture your landing .  grin grin grin
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 8:48pm On Feb 24, 2012
REALITY101:
Mambo Pendo. Unaongea swahili mrembo huyu
say that again?? unaongea swa?? wacha kunishtua!cz sasa nimezoea hii lugha yenu.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 8:46pm On Feb 24, 2012
dabrake:
. @topic, anybody who fight his/her 'sex mate' for someone because of someone of his/her opposite sex is the failure. If my gf break up with me, the question i will ask my self is "what am i lacking?". when i find out, i will only install such and move on with my life.
don't you think that the reason she's fighting her competitor is cz you are too good to lose? she cant afford to let you go. so no,you may not lack,instead you could be full of everything a woman desires in man
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2012
Flashaldrin:
^^^How did the title change from who is the looser to who is the failure in your last post embarassed
cz i wasnt getting the answer i needed. loser i noticed from replies was taken to mean the person who feels the pinch. But I meant the person responsible for causing.He or she may/may not give a damn.
RomanceRe: who is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 7:30pm On Feb 24, 2012
2buff:
How does 2 women fighting for me affect my ability to soak garri? undecided
Na me send them message?
dont know what that means but wouldn't u feel ashamed/guilty when 2 people you claim to love disgrace themselves in public??
if one happens to be ur wife would you separate them and would you take sides??
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 7:14pm On Feb 24, 2012
ok so where are we now? angry chima! u went fighting everybody and left me standing in the ring alone! angry
loser! tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 3:34pm On Feb 24, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 2:34pm On Feb 24, 2012
GO MAKE LOVE ALL OF YOU.

grin
Romancewho is the failure when 2 women fight over a man. by pendo89(op): 2:32pm On Feb 24, 2012
I thought about this while reading the other thread where 2 women are fighting over some guy.At first I thought the guy was but on second thoughts I said nope, why should you degrade yourself fighting another woman over him?? isnt he a loser who doesn't love and respect you?

Whom would you label the failure or disgrace here? man or fighting women?

Chima!! no fights!you'v been warned in advance!  angry grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 2:22pm On Feb 24, 2012
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=878890.msg10264720#msg10264720 date=1330089329]We are fighting over Seun.   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]shocked shocked Chima don't you dare provoke that man. You will make him ban foreigners from nl! angry angry
People fight over losers and he's not one.But hey wait! do people really fight over losers or winners?? undecided

What calibre of men provoke women to fight each other? Thank you for giving me a thread title. LOL, lets cross over now.Thread closed!!

HUG HUG. kiss Go home all ye spectators.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 2:08pm On Feb 24, 2012
chima is already fighting with a spectator! Am alone!! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!! I have won!!

Thread closed.

But what was the fight all about? grin undecided angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want A Fight With Pendo! by pendo89(f): 2:00pm On Feb 24, 2012
shocked shocked shocked
chima its friday!! angry angry
RomanceRe: Is This Love Or Just Stupidity ( It's In Australian Spelling) by pendo89(f): 11:55am On Feb 24, 2012
No I don't league.Am a lonemower in love with this aussie english. Its just outrageously,dangerously,riskingly,devastatingly and stpiditly funny.I is love it to the sky
RomanceRe: A Kick On Your Nuts. by pendo89(f): 11:48am On Feb 24, 2012
ArQueBusieR:
Bull! Bigger => larger surface area for impact => greater contact/impact. Mass, acceleration and size of nuts are some of the pertinent variables, I think.
What's the most important variable? The size of the kicking foot. If the foot is big, a lot of the impact will be taken by the inside of his thighs. Small feet are deadly. lol. .They'll make direct contact with the nuts. Have a kid try this out on you.
MarcAnthon:
Physics supports this theory

Oga that's wrong physics. Go and dust your notes again. . .I think you're rusty

Pressure = Force/Area. . . simple.
So for a given constant force (of the karate imposed on the nuts  grin), Chimezie with smaller nuts  lipsrsealed (area) will experience more pain (pressure) than Sexkills lipsrsealed with bigger nuts (area), ceteris paribus.

So the larger the surface area of the nuts (bigger nuts), the less the pain felt, like she said. QED.

I knew I would find Chima on this thread. She is enamored with nuts  tongue tongue tongue
undecided undecided undecided like seriously what lessons are these? nutology??
RomanceRe: Is This Love Or Just Stupidity ( It's In Australian Spelling) by pendo89(f): 10:51am On Feb 24, 2012
shocked shocked peoples still here? puliz doesn't you all have english classes to report? thread said 'this is australian spelling'. so if  you doesnt get that don't act nonsensical cz this is for serioused people.

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