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It s been a while since I read crazy stories

why not have two first then make up ur mind?
am sure those two will make u change ur view.
We have this swahili saying 'kuzaa sio kazi ,kazi ni kulea meaning,its no big issue bringing forth a child.The work lies in bringing up the kid.
One kid can bring you much satisfaction and joy as 1000 kids. Some parents have a whole football team in the house that they can take care of but there's no harmony,company peace or joy

now what is stressing swedish women??

Ok. That survey goes to show that stress is not money,poverty or hunger related.
It cuts across all borders and its a societal issue.

you cannot love.Then don't try loving cz love is just but a mind matter.And since your mind is fixed then you cannot force it.
Live life and enjoy all the girls in the world.

One day you will wake up to discover you are a sad and lonely human because you got nobody to share ur heartache and pain with.Nobody to stand with you when you are down,or in financial stress.Know why? because you believe Love is bought with money.
Yes truth is it can be bought but what are u buying? not love for sure but Lust. Will it last? Is it good value for your money or will it disappear when your account runs dry? You can sample all the booties in the world if u got the cash yes but one day you will desire a booty that stays.
Dude money is good but it doesn't satisfy the soul and there's more to life anyway besides girls.

[quote author=d_surrogat link=topic=873646.msg10220326#msg10220326 date=1329521563]but how come that i understand you WHICH MEANS u are not really a woman, abi?[/quote]nah,u can only understand that which you know.

[quote author=doe-eyed link=topic=873646.msg10220644#msg10220644 date=1329529934]As the above has said, what are the factors determining the score or ratings.

An effective relational attribute is to pitch at people's innate level.
This has nothing to do with the FEMALE sex.

Relationships should be symbiotic in nature. A dysfunction arises when
one partner feels overburdened if trying to pull up his or her unwilling partner.
These disparities should've been examined prior to starting the affair or in the early days at least.
Effective strategies to tackle this, should be sought and implemented rather than PARTNER bashing.

A relationship fails, its the fault of both parties.[/quote]Trying to understand that but all I can add is, we compliment one another. Ones strength is always another's weakness.Its good to note that and fill any gap in a relationship for it to happen.

Lemmie help you.
Never try to understand a woman,scientifically,socially,spiritually or any other ally.
Adam failed and so did John the revelotor.
Just take women as they come and treat them as individuals cz I also don't understand me sometimes.

Will just give u my own opinion.There's nothing as sweet as walking up to a girl and declaring ur feelings.
Yeah she can act confused or shy but she will think about it and respond in due time.
Beating about the bush is a turn off. And always rem to be yourself and act normal.

Gals lie too u know. If shes pretty as u claim chances are there must be a bodyguard somewhere.

I dont think stereotypes are a blessing for the one reason we know of.WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT.

The mindset of some people need serious makeover but you know chima I have come to discover that the society makes people think and talk way they do.
In Africa esp,stereotypes can cause retardation because we like pleasing the bigger society. We conform to stereotypes and forget about personal development.

Are they necessary? Not to me cz I care more about personal development and what works in my favour really.

Say that again? who's guilty ? The story is just hilarious and I just like it when people become too superstitious and try to back it up with false proof!!

I don't care what they do, cz I don't know them.If I were such a girl I would dread catching HIV and other STDS more than turning into some alien!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUV7_ASr8zg


There is ur warri girl! And that above is the video on youtube.Lemmie copy paste the story below.

This is the girl who was same as all other girls.But one day her mother was reading kuran and she was seeing t.v.Her mother ask her to stop t.v and continue reading.She got angry and pushed hard the kuran with her legs and go outside to her bedroom.After sometime she was slept.When she awoke tomorrow she could'nt beleive what had happened to her last night b/z she was converted into last night the creature shown in vedio.Believe it or not?

This is a wax statue made by artist named mr.vijay raman gundappa So even that kuran girl turned snake is just fake!!

Jeez! What are we gonna here next?

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That fake thing looks like a rat.

talina:
Well, Im off to bed. My comment is 

I guess everybody just needs to sleep!. This is 2012 !!

ha ha
dramas.

am discombobulated!!
why why why??

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=872539.msg10212912#msg10212912 date=1329432227]mIZZlittleGooder.  but madam, why did you dress like Superman in your picture profile?   Are u a model in your Village? (no oofeinsese) [/quote][quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=872539.msg10212941#msg10212941 date=1329432693]LilMizzGood. sweery I dont mean to sound mean but did your tailor go to *Internaltional School for the blind*? please advise. Cheers! [/quote]mean! mean

Mr Bamishe:
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. #sigh#. I like her, I really do but then I also feel like sampling her 'quim'. I am in a fix here

Ok that is the excuse everybody gives when they want to go against their conscience.The fact that you are here asking us is proof enough that you feel guilty doing the thing you contemplate doing. So why do u want to torture ur conscience?
Unless the girl is one that sleeps around.I seriously see no reason why you cannot build this relationship from scratch (assuming you got no gf)
You have known her since she was a kid and here you are, both grown up with feelings for each other.
Can't you nurture that? Isn't it better to try something with somebody you have known for a while?
All girls pass through that stage rem.The feelings come but if they land in the wrong hands their future gets somehow predetermined. She starts basing her future relatioships on her first exp. So if u want her to rem you for good then do the right thing.If you want to appear a loser then go ahead and do the wrong thing.
The lust you have will def make u do it.But if I were u, I would look at the bigger picture. Make her trust me fully enough and build her love for me.
Whatever you do its your life anyway.

I m loving it. So far I see lots of Asians getting interested.Not heard much from these big bosses. But you cant rule them out cz they can smell the kill.
Ok I guess its time I booked my spot there early.

shes 19 and you are 25.
shes a grown up on heat. But listen dude. Is sex all you got in ur mind? If u love this girl you can build a very good relationship with her, only if you stop viewing her as a potential sex object and treat her as a friend first.
Sit down as grown ups and declare your feelings to her.Let her know that out of the respect u got for her you are not planning on doing anything that will cause both of you to regret later.
Set boundaries cz that way you build something healthy not lustful. When you start a relationship with sex,you lose interest very fast after you discover there's nothing more to explore in that relationship since you are both immature.
Command her not to prolong her stay cz I mean after 9 pm for a 19 year old girl,doesnt she have a home or school she attends?

soma042:
lagos is fast developing state in african.
to me, is coollllllllllllll

So lets put it this way. You call it sodom and Gomorah and after posting that pic you came to the conclusion that it's a fast developing African state.
because of its ' sodom' activities??
In other words active sodom and gomorah activities (whtver u meant) make one a developed state?
Oh god.

Go to frontpage and read the AIDS statistics then come back and tell us how AIDS puts a strain on a country's economy thereby hampering its development.

Just asking,was it ur first time in a lagos club? cz u seem shocked and excited.

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The masterplan for the 2,000 hectare city is based on successful new town projects around the world put together by an international team of experts, drawing on best practice from places such as the UK, China and Brazil to ensure global competitiveness.

Konza is set to be one of the most successful cities in Africa, competing economically and culturally with the best cities in the world.  Find out why some of the world’s most successful companies, the most talented people and major international investors plan to come to Konza.

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The city is designed to allow phased development permitting rapid growth whilst ensuring that the civic amenities and infrastructure grow with the population’s needs.

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The central business district is a significant draw for global firms. It includes space for a landmark shopping mall with major retailers, office blocks built to the standards multinational companies expect and hotels designed for international business travellers and tourists.


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The CBD includes a small stadium, public entertainment venues, concert halls and sports facilities.

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The commercial engine of the new city is The BPO Techno Park, a cluster of technology businesses, financial services firms and other enterprises centred on the state of the art business and science park.

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Why is shatoria wearing earphones instead of Darren? If he wants loud defeaning music,the kind that blows off one's eardrums then he can enjoy it through earphones and allow her to sleep in peace.And yes he can use the small comfortable ones at night.
Let them marry and have a baby then we see if he will keep up with that habit. The baby will bring him back to his senses.

OMG!

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why dd I come here

somebody's comment up there is too raw.

henryhemon:
surprised at the replies here,r u gals Nigerians?here once you start dating a Nigerian girl her responsibilities automatically becomes urs,if you don't do all that sorry ,you lose her to the highest bidder and she will say u re a mistake in her life. My advise it should be the one that has the resources and is willing to foot the bill.

With this mentality and you guys come here to blast the same girls? I see its you guys who really need help and lots of help not the girls.

The whole idea about a girl being able to take care of herself has nothing to do with Love. Its for her own good! Shit happens in this life and if you are too dependant on somebody then you will suffer.
A girl ought to be able to take care of her own self as soon as she's out of college or her parents house.Its not Independent talk its life and facts.

oh boy damn!!!!!!!

ArQueBusieR:
Ano[b]r[/b]exia.

thnks.had left out r

50/50

lol u guys are truly funny.   Was expecting to read something to do with Bulimia and Anorexia.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=869316.msg10181691#msg10181691 date=1329074626]Maybe she will listen to you._{I have an offer that you won't refuse. Interested?}   [/quote]lol that laugh is a warning!! no thanks. but wait! u dishing out outfits and blackberries? r u father valentine?

There's something here ,I just can't seem to place my finger on it yet.

But look here,if indeed u r 20, go about doing you biz.You still got a long way to go and many men to meet in the course of ur life's journey.

So what if one or two guys call u ugly? you let that destroy ur self esteem? What are u desperate for when many guys out there don't give a damn about physical beauty?
There's always somebody for someone. Stop assuming you will find him in ur current circle of friends.

Barbaric and uncouth. This is expected when people reduce valentine to gifts and money.

Where's the love? the kind that leads to ur death cz you fear losing them if you don't fulfill their demands?? That's selfish,foolish and Pathetic.

Valentine's original,pure love was brewed in prison and all he sent were notes to his gal.

He was hanged not cz he stole or borrowed to please but because he joined couples in love.

Hope somebody learns a lesson here cz some people's love can be measured monetarily.