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Nairaland GeneralRe: Everyday Life. by pippimp(op):
dwilliams:
is there any forum,or way we can chat in private,it's urgent boss
That is why created this thread.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Everyday Life. by pippimp(op): 7:47pm On Sep 10, 2016
dwilliams:
Bros abeg u fit help me with ur connect for WhatsApp, I wan make some enquiries from you
Believe it or not, I don't have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Not even whatsup. I don't like social media that divulges personal info. Go through my posts and you will see where i have said this many times.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Saraki Over "I Feel The Pains Of Recession" Comment(pics) by pippimp(m): 4:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
armadeo:
Lol

I think these people consider us to be complete nincompoops. How dare he.

Imagine someone who controls 300mill from one racket saying he feels our pain.

Chai May be we are nincompoops after all
He right. In a recession, their is less funds to steal.
CrimeRe: 7 Strange Laws In The Nigerian Constitution That Could Land You In Jail by pippimp(m): 4:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
Now i see why Nigerians are crazy. They have laws backing their insanity. How do you prove witchcraft?
CelebritiesRe: Diamond Platnumz's Throwback Photos Show "You Are Not Ugly, You Are Just Broke" by pippimp(m): 4:56pm On Sep 10, 2016
modelmike7:
Wait o o o ! Na the same couple be dat?
Same guy, different girl. As soon as he chopped up, he upgraded.
CrimeRe: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by pippimp(m): 4:34pm On Sep 10, 2016
sekundosekundo:
So if one doesn't speak these languages he's not needed even if he's a Nigerian of different tribe.
If you are a student who does not have a green card, and you don't speak these Nigerian Languages you will not be accepted. If you have a green card then you don't have to speak those languages.
CrimeRe: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by pippimp(m): 3:14pm On Sep 10, 2016
kuchikau:
...
Pls bro,
wat does it require to join you?
You have to be a legal resident. Or be a student in the U.S who speaks Hausa, Ibo, or Yoruba.
CelebritiesRe: Who Knew Toolz Is Left Handed? (photo) by pippimp(m): 2:19pm On Sep 10, 2016
niffymizzy:
Self acclaimed Media Mogullete Toolz is pictured below signing her wedding papers earlier this year.

The curvaceous presenter shared the photo on her Instagram page as part of Throw Back Thursdays. Most of her fans were quick to notice that she is left handed – something that is quite rare among women.

She looked stunning!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKGuohyjsyW/?hl=en
I will take this information to the bank to get a loan.
CrimeRe: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by pippimp(m): 2:11pm On Sep 10, 2016
Pangea:
Oga
We fit make you the chief of staff?
We need someone like you to turn our soldiers from animals to professional soldiers.
Looking back at their activities against the Shiites not too long ago, is an eye opener!
I wish i could bro. But the problem is, Nigerians are not ready for change. We have a set way of thinking and will resist anyone who want's to change it. It will take a long long time for things to change in Nigeria. I hope it does soon though.
CrimeRe: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by pippimp(m): 12:46pm On Sep 10, 2016
Babzilla:
They dont train them
They just torture them
We call it hazing. It used to be a tradition we used to do back in the day. When you outrank someone or you are in a position because of authority, we would band together and bully the hell outta that Soldier. I remember the first day i met my squad leader, he looked at me as said "drop", which is another word for start doing push ups. I was wondering what i did wrong. I pushed for almost 30 minutes. Then he asked me if i was not going to ask why i was pushing. That was a trap. You never ever ask "why", you just do. I asked why and he told me it was because i was s.tupid. I didn't say anything. He then asked if i wasn't going to ask why was i s.tupid. He said because i came in as an E1 that i did not go to school. At the time, i only had my Nigerian degree and i did not know i could have converted my credits to an American one. Anyway, it was a wake up call. That was a long long time ago. Now, you try that shiit, you get relieved of rank and duty. If there is bodily harm because of your actions, you'll be spending the next couple of years at fort Leavenworth. Bad place. The army has evolved. Now we are expected to live up to a certain standard. We use our minds as much as we use physical efforts to solve problems. It is an absolute must now that if you are going to be a Sergeant, you have to have a degree, treat everyone with respect and dignity. The army noticed that with that behavior of hazing, they were grooming animals because on my first deployment, we went crazy. Shooting up every and anything in sight. A car blocks our path? BOOM, we blow it up. Sniper in a tree? We level the whole block. We had zero problem solving skills. We got high just from the action. What we did not realize was that as Soldiers our first job was to protect, not to harm or destroy. Now things have changed immensely. We are professionals and are expected to act like one. I wonder when the Nigerian military will start thinking like that?
TravelRe: Change: 100 Most Powerful Passports In The World, 2015 Vs 2016. by pippimp(m): 1:06am On Sep 10, 2016
Ugosample:
See sarcasm....
lol.
The way Africans blame others for their problems is just embarrassing
We all as a people need to change the way we think and do business.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Kenyan Government Staff In Sex Act. Photo Goes Viral by pippimp(m): 12:07am On Sep 10, 2016
Adaowerri111:
Only in Kenya, A country that prioritize sex
You are right. Things like this never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happen in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Change: 100 Most Powerful Passports In The World, 2015 Vs 2016. by pippimp(m): 11:20pm On Sep 09, 2016
Amah70:
Wow.

Oyibos created the system in the world to work for only Oyibos.

Nigeria is a country Oyibo still holds one in order to spite the blackman on earth.

Seeing the mangled dead bodies of Nigerians displayed daily on the Web thickles some Oyibos.

They know that separating the predominantly Muslim northern Nigeria from the predominantly Christian southern Nigerians shall stop the daily show of mangled bodies of killed Nigerians.
God bless you jare for that post. These oyibo people are just crazy. In fact they are evil. Can you imagine advising us to be bribing policemen everyday, dumping refuse on the streets, killing suspects by burning them on our streets, looting our treasury blind, depending on only one source of revenue for over 50 years, etc. I wonder what kind of people these oyibo people are? Thank God we don't do these things if not we would be in serious trouble now. Only useless idiotic people would do any of those things. We are smarter than that. Thank God for our "great" Nation.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Finally Speaks About Robbery Incident [PICS] by pippimp(m):
MRBODMAS:
I just dey waka pass, I no see it. U mean that 'The Police? English teacher.
The fact that someone is saying that it would be a bad idea to call the police if one is in trouble. And he actually got likes for that. In a normal society, is it not logical to call the people tasked with helping you in such situations? It's like saying don't call a doctor or go to a hospital if you are sick. It only points to how abnormal Nigeria is. The fact that even you did not see that says a lot.
Nairaland GeneralEveryday Life. by pippimp(op): 10:33pm On Sep 09, 2016
Babzilla, i don open am ooooo. I just hope say useless pipo no go come scatter dis tin. I gat some videos and photos i go share with you. And some knowledge it you are willing to receive. I am open to new ideas too. You are perhaps the only person i have seen in a long long time wey get somewhat of the same mentality wey i get. E get another one for here too wey get that kain mindset but na married woman. I tend to avoid too much contact with married women else you say the wrong thing or your words get misinterpreted.

Lets go there. . . . . . . . . . . .
BusinessRe: Zuckerberg In Nigeria: How “doing Business” Will Change Africa by pippimp(m): 10:24pm On Sep 09, 2016
Has the corrupt nature of Nigerians been contained? No. So, it will be business as usual.
CareerRe: Workers Block Road In Kaduna With Refuse Dump Over Owed Salaries by pippimp(m): 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2016
Babzilla:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Na true na.......
CareerRe: Workers Block Road In Kaduna With Refuse Dump Over Owed Salaries by pippimp(m): 8:33pm On Sep 09, 2016
All i see is a normal Nigeria road where refuse on the streets is a normal sight. They need to find another way to protest because trash on the streets is normal in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls’ Matter Is A Scam – Omatsola Williams, WOWICCN National President by pippimp(m): 8:31pm On Sep 09, 2016
yorubasmustprosper:
"Rev. Mrs. Omatsola Williams said people are now using it to promote themselves and pocket. “[b]For me o’, I don’t believe that there is Chibok girl. We should not use the life of people to play ‘Jambo’ (game) at all. Some people are using this to make money".[/b]

This devilish woman is an slowpoke of the highest order..
I swear, Vanguard has a hidden agenda for promoting this useless news..

This useless woman should not involve herself on issues beyond her comprehension for whatever reason..

Chibok girls is not scam or at least, it's no longer scan..
After they have used it to achieve their evil motives in caging and handing over this country to Buhari and his gang of illiterates when it was convenient for them..

Nobody should mention me oh!

Chibok girls must be found by Buhari whether they exist or not, I am not interested in any other story around it..

Buhari and his Boko-ediots must provide Chibok girls by fire by force..
In a country where any and every evil and despicable thought can be made a reality and yet you don't believe it. Ok. If you tell yourself something over and over again, you start to believe it.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Kehinde Wiley, Nigerian Talented Naturalistic Painter Making Waves In The US by pippimp(m): 8:29pm On Sep 09, 2016
Khd95:
Name checkedgrin

region identifiedgrin

talent verifiedgrin

NCA verdict:he is a descendant of oduduwa,a very talented father of the yoruba nation,with sons across the lenght and breath of earthgrincheesy,so NCA is not surprised at this rare and raw talented young man
All he has in common with Nigeria is a Nigerian name. I guarantee he would not be able to identify Nigeria on a map if asked to. Una like to de identify with thing wey good but no wan make una country be like wetin una admire. Continue.
PhonesRe: A Nairalander Unboxes His Brand New BB OS 7.1 Device by pippimp(m): 4:33pm On Sep 09, 2016
Babzilla:
abi..... show dem
I am going to open a separate thread for like minded people like us tomorrow so we can share ideas free from the insanity here.
PhonesRe: A Nairalander Unboxes His Brand New BB OS 7.1 Device by pippimp(m): 3:13pm On Sep 09, 2016
Babzilla, i no go unbox my note7 so?
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Finally Speaks About Robbery Incident [PICS] by pippimp(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2016
Sensitivbin777:
Good thing he didn't call the police because that could have prolly put the life of everyone there in jeopardy.
There is more to life than your loss bro! You have more coming your way!!! cool
Anyone else see a problem with that sentence?
Christianity EtcRe: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by pippimp(m): 2:34pm On Sep 09, 2016
orble:
BTW Which country do u defend.
Germany. Why?
Christianity EtcRe: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by pippimp(m): 2:33pm On Sep 09, 2016
revolt:
by organised society, u mean the west!! Oh yea I forgot to mention about 40% divorce rate. Very healthy for their kids.
I prefer my nigerian perspective biko.
Nigeria's children are very healthy mentally. You can see the evidence in the way they grow up to be leaders and how developed the country is. You all are doing a very good job. Keep it up.
Christianity EtcRe: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by pippimp(m):
orble:
No mind am, them no know say them dey destroy their country future.

pippimp and see ur organized society:

Marriage: 49% divorce rate.
Suicide: Highest in their region.
Rape: Highest in their region. (they come up with a gimmick that it is under reported in other regions to suite themselves)
Shooting: World highest incidents occur there.
Race related violence: He knows this
MGTOW: Global pioneers.
Feminism: eeemmm .....feeling so sorry for them now
Female representation in governance: those region is worse.
Violence:

I can go on, on and on. pippimp societies between organized is an illusion which is killing them
Let me break down your stupidity. When you decide to pull facts out of your asss to support your delusions, you will believe anything you tell yourself.

Marriage: Yes that number is correct. But, it is better to leave an unhappy union than be a slave in one. As if Nigerians don't divorce.
Suicide: All it says is you all are used to suffering. Here's a list by country and America is not even on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
Rape: Only 6% of rape cases are reported in Nigeria. What does that tell you? When we all know that the country probably has one the highest numbers of perverts in the world.
Shooting: Meanwhile, compared to Nigeria where you can just disappear just from taking a stroll and no one would give a phuck. Very safe country.
Female representation in governance: America has the highest Female representation in governance anywhere in the world. Compared to a country like Nigeria where women are sub human.http://www.cawp.rutgers.edu/current-numbers
Violence: Really? And you live in Nigeria. SMH.

Are you this phucking reta.rded? Or do you practice being being one? No need to answer that. It's obvious.
Christianity EtcRe: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by pippimp(m): 10:39pm On Sep 08, 2016
orble:
It's you and your whole generation plus country is ret@rd, backwards, Moro.nic ... how dare you talk to our greater country like that!

You are a soldier of a foreign nation and that make you an insurgent to me... see let me tell you there's nothing great war wise the Americans have accomplished since Vietnam.

I'm praying for the we face you guys.. I'll personally put a bullet in you hand.

Good for nothing gay people.
Wait. Did you just refer to Nigeria as great? Are you high? Are you sure you are Nigerian? I need you to step outside right now and look around you. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, open them again and come back and re type your post. You are so used to suffering that it is now normal to you which is why you can open your mouth and call that cesspool great. What kind of people are these for God's sake?
Christianity EtcRe: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by pippimp(m): 10:35pm On Sep 08, 2016
revolt:
so why we're bilk of the soldiers that fought in Iraq men? any ways if ud wifes a cia agent , I'm sure she'll get pregnant someday and nurse kids. stop deceiving yourself a woman can't be a man neither can a man . There are men that cook very well doesn't still change fact women are naturally drawn to keeping the home.
Yes women are very maternal. But it does not mean they are glued to the home permanently. Like i said before, your perspective is that of a Nigerian who has not seen a different way and is used to the same thing. Move to an organized society and come and tell me this again.
PhonesRe: Here Is Why Apple Removed The 3.5mm Headset Jack From The New Iphone 7 by pippimp(m): 10:32pm On Sep 08, 2016
Bossmd:
Well I like to argue objectively. What about the Samsung S7 edge with 3.5mm adapter and still IP68 certified with big battery and Super AMOLED Display? Well like someone said, they are not entirely telling us the truth yet.
There is a reason we call Apple users "Isheep". They will follow the iphone to the pits of hell. You are even missing a very important point. If you lose the bluetooth earbuds, they cost around 150 to 200 dollars to replace depending on where you buy it. For what? Apple never does anything unless it is to fleece it's users. I guarantee you, die hard Isheeps will think this innovation is the best thing since fried rice. As for me, my Note 7 far outshines the iphone 7 any day any time. It is a freaking monster. Sleek and beautiful with an inner workings that will shame a small computer.
Christianity EtcRe: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by pippimp(m): 10:13pm On Sep 08, 2016
orble:
I know you guys want to build a matriarchal society, but remember none of these has ever dominated a patriarchal one.

The glory of God have left the west! therefore power is going somewhere else... that's why they have reprobate thinking!

History will have it that "The great white men was defeated not by the strength of his enemies but by share stupidities of his children.
orble:
You're the most stupidest thing I've seen on NL, So u think women are stronger than men? if skirmishes happen between your county and another you'll send females? ur wife (ur husband) will beat a Nigeria male with combative 101? ar even a man or woman? you seek to reverse gender roles? you want men to be submitting while women lead then? so your grand fathers built your country by effeminacy?


Why are you so dumb!
The problem with you is the same problem most Nigerians have. You are uninformed, have zero imagination, re.tarded, archaic, with very low IQ. I will attempt to enlighten you breaking down your rubbish comments and showing you how s.tupid your post is.

This i.diot has asked what if skirmishes happen between countries, who do we send? I would ask the fo.ol, don't you have women serving in the military already in every country in the world? What are their jobs? Is it not to fight? To answer your idiotic question; i would send both men and women to go fight. Why? Because they both have a stake in the country. What am i even saying. My Battalion commander is a woman. What would you do if you had to serve under her? You would refuse to fight abi? Get ready for a firing squad. What a mo.ron. Nowhere have i said to reverse roles but to treat each other as partners in a venture because to make it successful, they have to work together. There is a reason why Nigeria/Africa is the backward. What with people like you existing and worse breathing in it.
PoliticsRe: IGP Bans BBOG Protests In Abuja And Its Environs, Deploys Anti-Riot Police (Pics by pippimp(m): 8:26pm On Sep 08, 2016
Babzilla:
Nigerians and filth are like
Lol....
PoliticsRe: IGP Bans BBOG Protests In Abuja And Its Environs, Deploys Anti-Riot Police (Pics by pippimp(m): 7:46pm On Sep 08, 2016
What i find most interesting is the second picture. It really shines a light on how dirty Nigerians are. Check out how they littered everywhere they are standing. Un freaking believable.

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