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So we beat Bremen 2-nil. I missed the first match and only managed to catch the last few minutes of the final. I don forget say Telekom cup na 45 mins.

From what i read here, it seems like Ribery put in a stinker in the first game. This should be his last season for Bayern.

ICC next on our pre-season schedule.

airmark:
I am seeing a good bayern team with the injection of james. I still believe your defence is there to let you down in ucl, with robotic sulemana and calamitous boathand.

Robotic sulemana! I don die . Make i no lie, Sule sometimes plays like he has a metal rod lodged somewhere in his back but it's understandable kid's a 6'4. Kinda like Van Buyten. You don't expect a man that size to be the quickest around. But the boy is definitely not half as bad as you portray him. I've seen enough of him to know he's quality.

Boateng matter na God hand e dey. I don gba kamu.

Here we go again. . Airmark, carry your wahala comot for here . Season go soon start.

By now it's no longer news James Rodriguez is now a Bayern player, at least for the next 2 yrs and at a fantastic price, i must say.God bless that man Kalle.

Congrats to the boys on winning the Confed cup. Wasn't all smooth today but they hung in there.

Big shoutout also to the U21 side. Both teams were even not at full strength but still got the job done.

The future is bright. Who says Germany can't retain the world cup next year?

Chanchit:
It seems you don't get it? So far no player can open his mouth to say Messi does not exist, what's my business if Ronaldo and Vidal seize to exist.

Do you really want to know what the likes of Arteta, Welligton and Yanga-Mbiwa think of Messi? I'm sure they don't have nice words for him either.

Lol! Arturo is just pained Ororo sent us crashing out of the CL. It wasn't like i was expecting him to pay him compliments sef. Anyone thinks his opinion counts?? Nah, i don't think so.

Mr sebod,

I think you have me mistaken for someone else. Can you show any of my posts slandering or criticizing Messi? I have nothing against Messi. It's only shallow thinking beings like you Barkabots that would claim everyone in support of Ororo are automatically Messi haters. So Oga, swerve and park well. And yes, kindly stay off my mentions too.

Barkabots have suffered so much at the hands of Ororo. See dem jizzing their pants because main man's team only crashed at the semi-final stage on pks. And they have the balls to come here to talk about inferiority complex.

It's certainly not Ororo's fault battle-hardened vets like Quaresma, Moutinho and Nani can't put their pks away. Useless bunch of players.

Walahi! These Portugal players so useless they can't even score penalties to save their lives.

Barkabots should not even think of gloating. Ororo will be back and stronger!!

The more i watch Portugal play, the more i'm convinced Lord Ororo is the greatest. Playing with bums and wastemen and still doing wonders. That Andre Gomes is one very useless player. Bernardo Silva is the only other correct player on that team. Ororo should be on an assist already in this game.

The last thing Coman needs is this bad publicity. He needs to get his ish together.

Nihilist taking Barkabots to church. . and it's not even Sunday!

Meanwhile, Ororo getting ready for business. Barkabots must cry tonight!

Congrats to Russ on winning the MVP. That was some record-breaking ish. Call him selfish, obssesive, you can't deny his talents.

I know Presti is busy cooking up a new contract but Russ needs an helping hand. He's only one man, a one-man army though. Free agency go soon open.

I've made my peace with KD and i'm happy he finally got the ring he always wanted. Now can the bad blood stop?

Barkabots getting bashed left, right and centre. . on their own turf for that matter!

See dem Barkabots whining. Ororo certainly doesn't give a fvck. Nah, he's not that generous.

Chances are by the time Messi returns from his honeymoon, 'Gahgah would have added another international trophy to his cabinet and my oh my, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth on this thread.

I hear we are looking at Carrasco if we fail to get Sanchez. There is also the small matter of offloading Douglas. Juve no wan pay correct money. Time still dey sha, no need to panic.

Die Mannschaft to face Mexico in the Confed cup semis. The kids are handling themselves well, i must say. For all the talent in the GK department, there are just too many error-merchants. Leno and now Ter stegen who must be said has never managed to impress me. Fahrrman can't do any worse than these guys. He should be getting more call-ups.

I dunno know about anyone else but Kimmich taking that armband after Draxler was substituted was a big moment for me. The kid has come a long way since that rain-soaked debut vs Slovakia last year. He is the only player to have played every minute at this Confed cup for Germany and hasn't missed a minute since that fantastic game vs NIreland at the last Euros. Low clearly loves that boy. 2 assists already and many more chances created, Carlo Ancelotti, hope you are taking note.

Happy birthday to the most complete player in the world. .

He has one hell of a left foot and Pep Guardiola once referred to him as "our god". I'm sure you all know who i'm talking about.








David Alaba!! Errr. . were you Barkabots expecting me to say Messi ? Hahaha!!

David Alaba turns a year older today. It's hard to believe Toks is just 25! It's like he's been around for like forever.

Hopefully this translates to added maturity on and off the pitch. With Lahm and Alonso gone, i expect him to take on some responsibilities. Last season was disappointing by his standards but i've got high hopes for him this coming season. Wishing him the good things life has to offer and more!

So we signed Tolisso. To be honest, i've not really seen him play so i'm just going to wait till he turns out for us before passing my verdict. Clearly not the finished article but has loads of potential, i hear.

Ogbeni bykebyke,

REI-naldo's followership cuts across all divides irrespective of club loyalties. Chelsea, Man Utd, Bayern, Arsenal and even Sunderland fans(SeekinAttention i see you! ) all submit to the power of the Almighty Ororo. From Lisbon to London, Manchester to Madrid to Milan to Munich, they all bow when they see the "7".

I can't think of anyone championing Messi's cause on NL outside Barka's fanbase. That shows you have failed. Clearly you need more 'Ororo' to your elbows.

bykebyke:
Arghhhh.

Pkasso.

Today you graced our thread with your presence what happened?

You were once a fan of this thread remember?

Same way you were also a fan of FC Barcelona,before you ported to being a Bayern Munich fan.

https://www.nairaland.com/669609/fc-barcelona-fan-thread-mes/16#8864320

Seeing as both clubs haven't enjoyed massive success in recent times,I believe you have started twerking on a new club.

Real Madrid maybe?

Well as the Pioneer of the Messi Fc Association on nairaland I wish you well and would like to let you know that Messi Fc does not need your support and will never do.

GloryHunter Oshi.

E pain am, e wan cry . Ororooooo!!!

Well, i've always been around. In fact, i do pop in when it's party time here. Are you still pained by the fact i've moved on 'cos i don't even remember you from my first time here and i don't think i need to explain my reasons for switching clubs to you or anyone else for that matter.

You calling someone a glory hunter?? Lol! Nigga you need to take a long hard look at the mirror. Coming from someone who ran to create an Atleti fan thread because they were close to doing a league-CL double and barca were trophyless, that's rich! Call it a joke or whatever, it's right there on your profile. And do i need to remind everyone of your recent 'loan' to Juve now that you are back again. It's all good though!

I will never blaspheme or speak ill of Messi. Nah i'm bigger than that. I do respect his talents as a fantastic footballer. But the bitter truth is RONALDO is greater.

You on the other hand are guilty of heresy, badmouthing the King in spite of his generosity in handing you more L's than LL Cool J and LaLLana combined.

Here's you begging Lord Ororo to stop his onslaught against Juve some weeks back.

bykebyke:
No score hattrick.

No score hattrick.

Abeg abeg abeg.

The Master in his infinite mercy decided to spare you. You won't be that lucky next time. In fact, the end is closer than you think. In the meantime, . . Ororooooooo!!!

foladj:
MAD-rid fans sha

Wetin concern me with Real? Bend the knee, kiss the ring. Ororo is King, beech!

Just watched the U20 World Cup final some hours ago. Why did you guys sell Dominic Solanke to Liverpool? and for just 5M??! The boy just picked up the Golden ball and was the second highest goal scorer, i think. Klopp must feeling lucky. If only Chelsea had waited till after the competition.

I followed the English team all the way after those silly German boys disappointed me. Solanke and Ademola Lookman stood out for me. Onomah,Tomori, Ojo. Naija should poach some of these boys but something tells it won't happen.

Just saw this. . Na Gnabry we go buy! Thought the kid was going to Hoffenheim. Costa is definitely leaving. Just sell him to China. Liverpool no fit pay better money.

Gnabry will most likely be back-up for Lewy. If i see him starting on the wings, the kain curse i go give Carlo ehn . . Last season own still dey there.

Nihilist:
Ororo stay winning. Twins!

As in. .
I must confess i'm a big fan of your 'teachings'. I used to be a Messi fan but thanks to your constant spreading of the Ororo gospel, i've now seen the light. I am now a firm believer in the power and awesomeness of Lord Ororo of Madeira. Despite the fact he basically singlehandedly destroyed my team Bayern.

If by any chance i happen to run into CR7, trust me to put in a good word for you. You deserve to be on his PR team. I swear na you be presido, Ororo fans club, Nairaland chapter. Barka fans don dey bow small small except that stubborn boy bykebyke. Ride on, bro. We dey your back.

As they say, Ororo no dey fade. .

I'm losing faith in the Sanchez deal every passing day. It's a long summer but there are no positive signs yet. I'm certainly not in favour of us overspending or disrupting the wage structure at the club.

There are no viable alternatives out there, so we might as well give Douglas a second chance and hope Coman steps up.
And mehn, those Lukaku rumors got me LMAO. Like for real?!

This one wey Arsenal no qualify for UCL. Make Kalle and Reschke start work kia kia. Vidal don dey do im own sales pitch to convince Alexis.

There is another Arsenal "transfer" wey i want on NL.

Roland17, you deserve better than those shyte at the Emirates.Oya name your price, brother .

A tear nearly dropped from my eye yesterday. Today Philipp Lahm is an ex-footballer.

I'm a bit disappointed Lewy didn't pick up the Torjagerkanone. Not for lack of trying but the ball wouldn't just go in, at least legitimately. Knowing Auba was up against a notoriously porous Bremen defence, he needed to score at least once. Still 30 goals back to back, i can't complain.

Robben just dey tempt persin to give am one more year. I just hope we are strong enough to resist. That man is something else.

Today we say our goodbyes to two legends of the modern game. Two fantastic professionals. It's been a great pleasure watching you guys play.

Der Kapitan will always have a special place in my heart. It's going to be very emotional seeing you play one last time. You gave everything for the club through the dark and good times. A big thank you.

And to 'Professor X' Alonso or 'Apongbon' as a friend would call him. In your 3 years here, you were a model of professionalism.Too bad age caught up with you. Your efforts are well appreciated.
Auf Weidersehen. guys.

I was going down memory lane with some of our recent transfers and a funny pattern kinda emerged. We've signed players from one team we played against in Europe. Usually teams we destroyed.

2012: Thrashed Basel 7-1. Signed Shaqiri.

2013: Thrashed Barca 7-0. Signed Thiago.

2014:Lost 0-5 to Madrid. Signed Alonso.

2015: Thrashed Shakhtar 7-0. Signed Douglas Costa.

2016: Beat Benfica 3-2.Signed Renato Sanches.

2017: Thrashed Arsenal 10-2.

You already know where i'm heading to. Alexissss!!!

I'm seething and i'm about to let it all out. This season has been an utter failure and it's not even an exaggeration Winning the league is not good enough. For everything the season promised, it's been one huge disappointment. Ancelotti has some questions to answer.

Last night was the final straw for me. Taking off Hummels who was one of the best players on the night (just because you were in the lead) against a dangerous Dortmund side was a very big mistake. Boateng sef na bad luck. How do you come on as a CB and your team concedes 2 goals in less than 30 minutes? The players too have their share of the blame. We created enough chances to put the game to bed. The defeat was a bitter pill. No wins in our last 5 games, i just pray we don't implode in the league.This season is over as far as i'm concerned

Time to critically examine our season. It's not about the results alone. We have clearly regressed from under Pep. Ancelotti has done nothing to improve this team. I was one of those who kept faith in Carlo during the first half of the season despite the mediocre performances with the hope that things would be better in the latter stages and what did we get? nothing, just the same uninspiring performances and now terrible results. At least under Pep, we played good football, not the shyte we serve up these days. The comparisons with Pep are inevitable. We are all guilty of double standards.It's okay if it's Carlo but it's bad if it's Pep .Carlo should also be subjected to the same scrutiny as Guardiola.

The refereeing blunders in the loss to Madrid offered the perfect excuse for Ancelotti when in reality Real were the better team over 2 legs. In all honesty, i didn't think we deserved to go through. Even when we were leading, i wasn't confident of us qualifying. In what was a reminder of our frustrating moments under Pep, we dominated possession but we struggled to create chances. Real looked more likely to score and i couldn't remember Navas making one save in the second leg. On the other hand it was a magnificent performance from Neuer that even gave us a second leg to play for in the first place. Kassai's howlers deflected attention from another unimpressive display and Ancelotti was left without blame.


Carlo needs to rethink his management style. He's too casual and lax with the players. The intensity under Guardiola was missing and that led to a drop in performance levels. No positives whatsoever. His continued use of our geriatrics in big matches when it's clear to all and sundry that they can't do it against high-level oppositions are some of his many sins. Shunning Kimmich is another. I still no know wetin that boy do am.

The club has some serious work to do in the summer. Lahm and Alonso are leaving and we would need suitable replacements. I hear we are looking at Walker. Kimmich and Renato are enough for me. With Sule coming in, i don't want to see Martinez anywhere near that first XI. Dude has displaced Boateng as my least liked Bayern player. We should go all out for an elite attacker who can play out wide and centrally to take the workload off Lewy. Sanchez comes to mind. I dey hear of Griezmann also. And yes prayers for Muller. The thing don dey pass ordinary eyes.

airmark:
Pkasso can you come and add something? This place is boring. I want to know your expectations from boathand against real.

Hehehe.Man just dey too busy these days.BoaTHONG can do whatever he likes as long Bayern goes through.Even though i'm curious as to what stunts the guy fit display this time. I dey hear say you want bet say Madrid go knock Bayern out. I know say dem be your second team but abeg no let your beef with Alago blind you. Remember Italy-Germany for Euros?? No waste your money, bro. We are taking this!