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tobby20:
Like how much go b ur charge
Cos 1k sef too much. For a whole day

You don't know Jack about Music so don't poke your rotten nose into the conversation. I'm not some hook-up girl that you can price anyhow. This is part of what I do and I'm pretty good at it.

ProducerXTN:

Lol,
See question o, you don ever see Politician dey campaign after Election?

On as serious note, most guys loose interest after realizing that all the stress wasn't worth it.

Most ladies sabi fake their character during Pre-date and such lure men into thinking they have got their dream woman,

And they would go at her with everything possible to make sure they get her, but most time after settling down,

Most of them will start exhibiting their character, and Guy man go see their true colour,
Once it collide with one's Peace of mind.

Na Japa be the next plan. ✌️✌️
________


That being said,
Make Una Patronize me abeg, I be Musical Producer and Sound Engineer, can make all kind of Instrumental for your Entertainment Projects,

Be it, i.e, Afrobeat, Amapiano, Gospel, Highlife, Trap, Movie Soundtracks, Vocal Mixing and everything that has to do with Audio.

Location no matter, can deliver anywhere...

Reach me on E-mail - producerxtn@gmail.com or Instagram - @Producerxtn

If you need background vocalists, I'm available, I no be Davido wey dem no dey see. My soprano is sonorous, I do tenor and alto too. My charges are affordable. Tenkiu!

Tenrack:
make Una upload Una "pretty" pic. Let us ugly mucha choes be the judge of it

Nairaland is a faceless forum, I choose to keep it so.
I've gotten many privileges due to how I look; all of them cannot be poor judges.

Brownshoe:
hypocritical nature of human being, you never mention how many fvcck ur thing.

This thread didn't ask that, did it?

By all standards, I am pretty and I have had my privileges. I tend to have my way with almost everybody.

At the Sunday School when I was little, the teacher was sharing Xmas greeting cards according to how we were sitting. There was a girl sitting beside me and it was her turn to get a card, and it was the most beautiful card of them all. The teacher skipped her, gave me the beautiful card and gave her another one. This incidence was the first time l realised how I looked.

My boss where I served couldn't act bossy with me as he did with every other staff and corp member. He has been mesmerized. He later confessed. The same goes for my zonal inspector. Other girls would jump over themselves if he at least looked their way. He begged to date me for the entire year and I used him.

My lecturer in school has a reputation - He's Mr. No Nonsense. My friend and I turned in our assignments late. Normally, he wouldn't collect it. We tried our luck. He accepted mine and turned my friend back. I pleaded for her but he said only me deserved that privilege.

When I showed up at the immigration office to process my passport. The officer wouldn't let people in, in my presence, he was turning people back, he just looked at me and I made sure we had eye contact, he not only asked me to go in, he led me to the capturing office and gave me a seat.

Many privileges really. In school when we want to do things or see a lecturer or some important people, my friends would push me to the front.

It is real and it works for me.

Urheadmaster:
Islambad right from day one

Islamabad. They're not just bad, these days they're worst!

Since they could kill that poor Deborah girl up North and nothing was done about it. They're further emboldened and feel they can just wake up any day and do anything. Radarada!

Zulum:
I am a public servant, working in an office from 8am to 5pm, so I don't think leaving her alone will be possible, and considering the environment and how thing are going here in the north....



What do u think about not eating her food, sleeping in different room locked....for the 2 weeks?

Infact I dey fear to eat her food or sleep near her, I always slept eyes opened

How comfortable are you living under these conditions? Na wa o! Me not have peace in my own house? No way! It's either she leaves or I walk.

Zulum:
If it's easy to run for my life, I would have done that since....i have a 3yrs old child with her, I love that boy....when we separate I know definitely I will miss him.....thats my fear

If you allow her kill you, you'd still miss the child.

I don't know how your culture (Hausa/Muslim) works but if you'd seen these red flags and you ignored them, her actions now only lay Credence to the fact that you two shouldn't have married each other. Please, we don't want to hear stories that touch the heart...Housewife stabs husband to death... please, let her go now while you still can. You don't joke with death threats. She'll be so annoyed with you one day and carry it out. Be wise and be more careful next time when choosing a woman.

Failure44:
I'm reaching in a depressive state of mind.
I can't stop masturbating towards pictures of my ex, I had stopped for 4 months but I immediately backslided one day and now am back doing it chronically.
We recently talked and it was 100% obvious she had moved on from me but I still haven't moved on.

I need counseling pls not insults or jokes.

You should be honest with me, why does your moniker read Failure44?

Almiron:
Typical penadog, they always type before they think. I bet MJ will definitely idolize Messi, no sane person will watch him play and think otherwise, except una pendu fans cos na back of the tv una Dey watch, from rigged to scripted. Una mumu na legendary.

Let me give you a free lecture. This is probably the first time Leo and King James met. Lebron James is a huge fan of Cr7, he hardly mention Messi’s name. There was a video of him on Twitter, I watched it recently, he was on IG live, his fans were asking him who were his favorites soccer legends , he named Pendu, Neymar and Mbappe repeatedly, I don’t know if this was before or after the World Cup.

He asked his wife who’s her favorite soccer player, she responded “Is Messi a soccer player?”, and he replied “Yes he is, a legend too”.

Now tell me, who rates Mbappe and Neymar above Leo isn’t that ridiculous, but you can’t blame him cos na ppl wey e get access too nah dem he go hype.

So una penadogs don get dementia now, when he was hyping una expired desert lord, he was great, now that be watched Messi’s brilliance, na now una prefer MJ.

Even MJ will pick Leo over that Desert scam.

You may prefer Leo over Ronaldo, it's your opinion and it's valid.

You and I both know there's nothing scam about CR7. He is my GOAT always even if Messi is more decorated and this is why...

He is a living lesson on Hardwork pays. He doesn't have the talents Leo was naturally bestowed with, but he worked hard for it and today he could sit on the same table as Messi. For Messi, it came on a platter of gold, Ronaldo worked harder for his now status.
I'm a fan of "nothing good comes easy" don't blame me. This generation should borrow leaves from Ronaldo's story.

Then, CR7 is more handsome Ladies always prefer prince charming.

DonroxyII:
I'm Fine Mrs Allure
Hope Family is Good !

We're good. Thanks for asking.

sillysally:
Your type is very rare in these modern times where the media promotes and encourages all sorts. I still try to keep my values and my priorities right knowing I will get there some day.

❤️

sillysally:
He's probably too in love with you and doesn't want anything between you both. You sound like a very smart woman who will rather build her home than stubbornly tussle power with the husband like most of us modern girls do. It's refreshing to know people like you still exist in society. I wish to be like you someday 🙂

I'm blushing now.

You're correct, I'm not your typical modern day girl even though I'm still young. And Yes, my husband loves me to a fault. I have a new fb account now with just two friends, I don't accept every other friend requests, I want peace. Without meaning to be immodest, I'm a very beautiful woman all round, I understand his insecurity but we can't be like that. It's good if women allow men their headship position in the house, it doesn't reduce you in anyway.

DonroxyII:
A BigMan Must Know His Wife Shall Be Hit Upon in this Dispensation...

It's a Point of Duty for some Men Once Dey Chop Belleful ......

Just Tell Your Husband to Prepare for this times & Brace Up For Impact Peradventure Some Shots Were Shot & E Enter

You Ehn! Long time. How are you holding up?

Rikze:
As for me, the answer is NO.


Unless the rain is heavy, to have clear vision, I may drive the car with AC for a while and turn it off.


The fuel wahala is biting so hard. 😡😡😡😡

Yes, please.

advanceDNA:
They all want ready made

It's the same for your gender too. They wouldn't let one rest even when it's obvious you are married. I've abandoned my fb account because of them. Last week I uninstalled IG on my phone. I just want peace. My husband feels insecure at times and I don't like that for us. Your folks are predators no cap.

Alexxx2000:
As the headline states. What enters your mind when you immediately have money in your account or your hand?

Mine is my FAMILY.

What is yours?

There's no difference. I haven't even opened the thread before I know that mine is family. I love my family. I love my husband. I love my siblings, I love my parents. My kids are always on my mind. Family all the way!

That's not enough. The OP didn't provide enough info to determine whether one should be involved or not. Staying on the phone for 72 hours? Is this some kinda PHONE-A-THON or what?

I love bass guitar the most. It drives the music, it's like the soul of the song, be giving you crazy joyful moments. Go listen to Joyous Celebration's Hakuna Zvinorema, the bassist was a joy to listen to.

My husband is a multi-instrumentalist. He plays the Lead guitar, the bass, the keyboard and drums; his major being the guitars. Despite the fact that we have guitars and keyboards at home, I've not been able to learn any. I can fiddle a few notes on the keyboard though, play some hymnals that's all. But I can do vocals unto professional levels

Aswearugod, this Super Falcons number 3 is NOT a girl, na she*male!

I've gone through the entire comments on the first page of this thread. I was actually looking for a goat that will suggest that it's Idumota and Mushin touts that relocated to Orametiti, Anam in Anambra to rape the 19-year-old since Iboland no get touts, no get criminals na. Awọn Oponu Asindemade!

ayandee:
that name got me too. Only parents who are committed to Christ like pastors, and devoted workers give such names. Only God knows what went wrong.

Hmmmnn! Deep.

You're right actually. A saint turned sinner, something went wrong and it might be too late to salvage anything. Pity.

Odewaleadesoye:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid028qArNNjxhixGJZqEy6y9vB33pbmjSBtEWeYMufGbdmCDQSZGLWcCjn5CaibXcbZLl&id=100064596373289&mibextid=Nif5oz

This Tijesunimi is actually a total disgrace to the name he bears. How could you Tijesu and be a criminal mastermind? You are not actually Tijesu, you belong to the devil! Radarada!

TemplarLandry:
Cooked, with no extra ijękuję. 😉😉😉😉😉

Thank you. This is so me. Just give me only boiled corn, no garnishing with anything, you'd spoil the fun.

silverlinen:
Damnnn

No mind any reason, just fvck that one too brr.

It's high time you stop thinking about a relationship, that shit aren't for men.

Get the juice from her damn pvssy, and move on to the next.

Continuing moving on to the next till when? Till when you are 40, 45? Your eye go soon clear.

Don't listen to this 🖕advise.

Promicah:
What quote or mantra motivates you to be inspired about life?

Mine is; IF PORTABLE FIT MAKE AM, E NO GET ANYBODY WEY NO FIT MAKE AM FOR THIS LIFE.

What's yours?

Mine is Ecclesiastes 9:11
...the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, not yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

Fahvvy:
For those who are attacking the OP, I hope you're aware of the implications of late pregnancy? ...

Is it your pregnancy?

Go out there, focus on your life and make your millions, retire at 35 before you start to dey do Aproko Nigeria Limited.

Enny2013:
Y shud a gender dat God himself calls a weaker vessel want something rough?
A queen shouldn't want a rough sex.
I forbid.
I can't even endure 'second round'.
A gud student does not repeat class.

I thought it is only me. I even think remotely that maybe I have a problem cause I hate round two o. I no dey do.

Gabreil2121:
But I fvck girls real good

Why the worry then? Keep doing them as you dey do them.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

The shege go go round all sectors

He go touch every part of our life

I love this

Where are those archaic and primitive people that keep on shouting it will favour me and my family
Tinubu's administration is a disaster

Please Nigerians don't pity anyone in your area until we start stepping into the polling unit without sentiment and tribalism

Why are you all pretending like it's just starting? It's been like that on DSTV for long. The free stations were taken out and it's only a couple of Chinese stations that were absolutely free.

Before you whine endlessly, Tinubu is not the Genesis of your problem.

okosodo:
tinubu is here

All along before Tinubu, it's been like that on DSTV. No free stations.

pocohantas:
I know some ladies would rather not wear at all, but I think it adds some carriage and poise to outfits and walk when done right.

So, ladies, what is your ideal heel height?
And what kinda heels would you rather wear. Stiletto, wedge, block...etc

Because of my size, heavily endowed, I now prefer to go on wedge or kitten heel. I love flats the most anyway.