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solmusdesigns:And Kogi is about to vote another joke, SDM |
ipobarecriminals:Salute to Ebenezer Obey the legend! May God comfort the bereaved families. What's with accidents in my LGA these days? God have mercy. |
solmusdesigns:I still cannot wrap my head around how supposedly woke, educated, upwardly thinking people, especially young people, will support and vote for Obi! And they rant up and down desecrating our internet space with their foolhardiness. Na wá o! How human brains function, it's only God! |
Jeeeeesu! I've been ungrateful! Lord I thank you for life, I thank you for my state and condition. I thank you for every blessings great and small. I thank you for drinking garri and having nothing to eat at all. I thank you for my woes cause I know there'll be better days since I'm still living. Thank you and forgive me for my thankless attitude. Thank you, Thank you! Rest in peace to you both. It's only God that can console this family. God please have mercy. |
It was chaotic from the word go. Let's just say there were good days and lotta abnormal days. My own is I couldn't eat anything, especially the first trimester. I vomit whatever - food, water, fruits just anything! This made me so sickly and weak. It was also nauseous as I couldn't stand the smell of most things. I stopped entering the kitchen. My mum brought food for us, hubby and me, most days. Our houses were close. My husband cooks when he could, cleans the house and does our laundry and attends to me, was really sick - In and out of hospital. Later, my husband couldn't cope anymore so I moved back to my mom's place. He comes to check me every evening after work. I stopped going to work too. I got better here because my mom and siblings made sure I was lively and not alone. After the first few months, things returned to normal, not many hiccups afterwards. |
Hoelujohn:Back to sender! |
fuckJones:Aiye lo n se won. They're under a spell otherwise known as "Terrestrial Manipulations" Deluded people |
When El Rufai said Obi is a Nollywood actor, some of you Obi.dunces took offence. What do we call this asking for 7 weeks? Dey play Mr. Yes daddy, no be mumuric move be that? When inauguration go happen in 8 days, Obi dey act true true ![]() |
alsudan:I'm quoting you based on the Emilokan part of your comment. He, Tinubu, might have said "Emilokan" truly but I don't see any candidate who is more worthy of the Aso Rock seat than Tinubu. Even from his antecedents, he never sat idling, waiting for the presidency to drop on his laps on a platter of Gold. He worked assiduously for it. He was the first and best at many things. He first announced his intentions, he started his campaign earliest, he travelled the widest, performed best at interviews, he's by far the most experienced and he has in his coffers the best think-tank. Tell me why he is undeserving. |
Japa007:Shame on you if this is what readily comes to your mind to post on hearing the news of the demise of a fellow human like you. I don't know how lowly some lives can get! Again, shame!!! |
In family affairs, there's no one-size-fits-all anywhere because what works for 'A' may not work for 'B' Hubby and I don't hide anything from each other. I know what he's worth and he knows mine too. I think he's convenient doing that because he knows I'm not a spendthrift you. We only do the necessary things, no frivolities. I like people who are responsible around money. It's a great asset. |
Workch:This submission is greatly a biased one. Why should Ikeja be 6th ? I know both Ilorin and Enugu like the palm of my hands. They come nowhere near Ikeja. |
kabanayol9:I don't know all the ingredients. I can find out from my brother-in-law though and get back to you. Or better still, if you know any "elewe-omo" market, you can go ask them to make a concoction for toothache for you. I don't think it's expensive. |
gameova:It's obvious. The more painful is the one I dwelt on. |
Toothache na your mate? My Experience It started in the night. That evening I had a lot of suya, then slept in the ambience of AC , Cool one. Those conditions might have triggered the ache. I tried to bear it without waking up anyone, for where? I stepped out at some point. I later tied gele to cover my two ears to reduce the pain. You know that pain that you won't know whether to stand up, sit down, or even crouch. First thing in the morning I went straight to the hospital, one FMC around the area. Even as I was going, I still covered my ears, behaving like kolomental on the way. I was the first patient for the day. It was two teeth that had holes and were excruciatingly painful. The dentist after examining me said I need to remove two but they don't remove two at the same time. I said I no gree, he must remove them! He had a lady dentist with him. First, they numbed side 'A', then he tried to do likewise to the other side but it wasn't numbing, it only got numbed about 60% . I said he should add to the amount of the analgesic, he said it would be overdose. He removed the first tooth, no pain. Then, the second one, I felt the pain but I bore it. So painful that I held his hand.You thought I'd be relieved afterwards, for where? Blood refused to stop! Cotton wool after cotton wool got soaked. They said I can't be released if the bleeding doesn't stop. Na so I dey there till evening o! They said I can go but that some more teeth will still develop problems later. In my mind I reject it. I left. A few years later, two teeth actually became painful. But this time, I decide to go traditional. My brother-in-law made some concoction with cloves, dried Cameroon pepper, alcohol and some other things. Once I feel that the pain is building up, I use the substance to gag the corners. Very peppery kinda pain, I don't ever swallow it. But the pain will disappear instantly leaving you drooling. You may not feel any pain again for close to a year. It's what I use now, very effective. |
Ozzyk:Well.... The way some of us are, especially introverts, to make a turn around is usually hard. You hurt her and she must have been deeply hurt and disappointed after she has given you nothing but sweet love. It's something I'm capable of doing too. It will even be more difficult to change my mind about you if I have another guy coincidentally at the time whispering sweet nothings to my ears, then you are a gonner. Her thinking is: That shouting, temperamental freak is the real you. You are only pretending to be nice, you're not and maybe that's a deal breaker for her. Just give her space like you intended. Women love to be chased. If she sees it you are done chasing her, if she wants you, she'll do the chasing and if she doesn't, let it go. You're not meant to be together ni yen. |
Absuchat:Nobody will tell him to go to his region because he's conducting his businesses there peacefully and doesn't pose any threat to his host. He never told his hosts that Colorado is a No man's land. You and your apologists were told to vacate because you were a thorn in the flesh of your host. You were an ingrate who wanted to kolobi the land from your host by saying it's a No man's land. You were overbearing and choking your host with your meddlesome politics. Then your host had no choice than to show you who is the boss. You posting this is suggesting that you still haven't learnt your lesson. You go soon recognize Idan! |
Be fair, be kind, be considerate, be firm, be humane, be honest, be positive and optimistic. Love is good but it gets choked. After the initial 'gragra', realities of life creep in and love begins to wane, tired out and choked. You suddenly realise that love alone is not enough. The aforementioned are the things that you fall back on. They keep you from plunging headlong into that abyss of hatred, intolerance, bickering, disrespect and finally separation. God bless our marriages. |
He won't probe previous administrations if....is this supposed to be an incentive or a campaign manifesto? This Obi and balderdash are 5&6😁😁 |
oilypussy:Are you really a lady like your moniker says? These people are coming for you, you'll see. You deserve their venom! |
lhordspy:Your last paragraph ehn! Go on SM and you will see people comment like they are deranged. This Gen Z behaves like they're crossbreed with zombies from Crypton or wherever. Rest in peace one of the best around. Your death is soooooo painful |
Throwback: ![]() |
cazchi:Thumbs up for seeing the red flags and acting promptly! God will provide a better woman for you. |
pocohantas:Na so my sister! |
GloriousGbola: ![]() That one na man wey sabi. |
cazchi:I'm telling you this as it's the same thing I'll tell my kid brother. I know I'm older than you and by proxy more experienced. Please, be intentional about your next lines of action as regards your relationship with that young lady. Don't think she'll change cause she's deeply entrenched in that air of supremacy. If you don't mind that she's domineering, you may not sever ties with her; my husband tolerates me too. But if you won't stomach it, the time to act is now. Goodluck! |
GloriousGbola: ![]() |
DeJoeee:It's regrettable but that's me. I don't know how a switch looks whether it's on or off if there's no indicator light. It's that bad. There's a way my husband connects the TV to speakers, without the speakers, the TV has no voice. I know he presses a button but I don't know which one. Guests came one day, he wasn't home and that's how we watched a full movie, no voice, just vision. If he's not home, no gen until he comes back. He assigns a boy in the neighborhood to help me if he's not around. Honestly I wish I'd improve. I've really suffered for this ignorance. Funny but not funny. |
Big booty sha! OP is a learner. What about hygiene? Come and ask us the struggle to spread apart those two cheeks to wash or clean up, or the inner thighs that are forever glued together like Siamese twins. You have to constantly rub things to ensure that place is tidy. Some prick self no dey see road as pathway is too jam-packed and bumpy. Na parlour some dey stop, thinking dey don enter room. Abeg OP carry your naivety comot for here, big ass my foot! |
GodWrites:You don turn am to fight because I don't share your opinion... That's it! A further prove that you're nothing but a cold, heartless, inconsiderate and a thoughtless fool! People plan their lives but things head southwards, not because they're not careful planners but because God above all. If things are good for you be thankful, don't see others as idiots. The race is not to the swift, time and chance happen to them all; remember that always. As for me, I've kissed poverty goodbye. I'm good and so is my boo. Our kids are good. You should pity your kids who will be unfortunate to have an imbecilic nincompoop as a father. Radarada! |
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anjade lo loni Eledumare. Ji jade wa ma je ki a pade agbako. Ohun ti a o je la wa lo baba, maje ki a pade ohun ti yio je wa. Amin ooo

