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TravelRe: 5 Die As Car Plunges Into Canal In Kogi (Photos) by placeofallure(f): 1:16am On May 29, 2023
solmusdesigns:
Abia and Kogi keeps voting jokers back to back since 1999
And Kogi is about to vote another joke, SDM
TravelRe: 5 Die As Car Plunges Into Canal In Kogi (Photos) by placeofallure(f): 1:15am On May 29, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
sad anjade lo loni Eledumare. Ji jade wa ma je ki a pade agbako. Ohun ti a o je la wa lo baba, maje ki a pade ohun ti yio je wa. Amin ooo
Salute to Ebenezer Obey the legend!

May God comfort the bereaved families.

What's with accidents in my LGA these days? God have mercy.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Gets Dragged For Performing At Tinubu's Concert - He Fires Back (Pics) by placeofallure(f): 12:36am On May 29, 2023
solmusdesigns:
cool



Timaya and Iyanya really dragged Obidient


Oloriburuku would support a man like Obi without any single achievements in Anambra and still come online to make people believe in the lies

Tinubu's hustle in Lagos are very visible and Dangote's refinery Dangote fertilizer are all part of the Lekki Free trade zone with Lekki Deep Sea Port

We have seen all artist that came for the concert unlike Falz, Macaroni and Psquare oloshi low budget idiots


.
I still cannot wrap my head around how supposedly woke, educated, upwardly thinking people, especially young people, will support and vote for Obi! And they rant up and down desecrating our internet space with their foolhardiness. Na wá o! How human brains function, it's only God!
TravelRe: Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC by placeofallure(f): 11:22pm On May 28, 2023
Jeeeeesu!

I've been ungrateful! Lord I thank you for life, I thank you for my state and condition. I thank you for every blessings great and small. I thank you for drinking garri and having nothing to eat at all. I thank you for my woes cause I know there'll be better days since I'm still living. Thank you and forgive me for my thankless attitude. Thank you, Thank you!

Rest in peace to you both. It's only God that can console this family. God please have mercy.
HealthRe: What Was Your Pregnancy Like? by placeofallure(f):
It was chaotic from the word go. Let's just say there were good days and lotta abnormal days. My own is I couldn't eat anything, especially the first trimester. I vomit whatever - food, water, fruits just anything! This made me so sickly and weak. It was also nauseous as I couldn't stand the smell of most things. I stopped entering the kitchen. My mum brought food for us, hubby and me, most days. Our houses were close. My husband cooks when he could, cleans the house and does our laundry and attends to me, was really sick - In and out of hospital.

Later, my husband couldn't cope anymore so I moved back to my mom's place. He comes to check me every evening after work. I stopped going to work too. I got better here because my mom and siblings made sure I was lively and not alone. After the first few months, things returned to normal, not many hiccups afterwards.
PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo Packs His Load, Leaves Official Resident by placeofallure(f): 10:53am On May 27, 2023
Hoelujohn:
Una go see shege...
Back to sender!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Used Pat Utomi To Fund Peter Obi’s Campaign - Tawfiq Akinwale by placeofallure(f): 11:27am On May 25, 2023
fuckJones:
from tinubu will not win primary to tinubu will not win general election to tinubu will not be swear in to tinubu will be remove.
obituary are the most confused followers, Friday is tomorrow shocked shocked
Aiye lo n se won.

They're under a spell otherwise known as "Terrestrial Manipulations"

Deluded people
PoliticsRe: Re: Give Me Seven Weeks To Produce Witnesses, Obi Tells Tribunal - LP by placeofallure(f): 1:58pm On May 22, 2023
When El Rufai said Obi is a Nollywood actor, some of you Obi.dunces took offence. What do we call this asking for 7 weeks? Dey play Mr. Yes daddy, no be mumuric move be that? When inauguration go happen in 8 days, Obi dey act true true grin
PoliticsRe: 'Return Our Stolen Mandate': Obidients' Protest, Pray At The Court Of Appeal by placeofallure(f): 1:41pm On May 22, 2023
alsudan:
Some of us have been quiet, trusting the Courts to do the needful and return the stolen Mandate.

Nigeria is bigger than any mans “it is my turn” ambition.

A refugee crisis of over 230 million people will be too much for the world to handle.

Nigeria desperately needs saving, and trust our learned Judges will write their names in the sands of time.
I'm quoting you based on the Emilokan part of your comment. He, Tinubu, might have said "Emilokan" truly but I don't see any candidate who is more worthy of the Aso Rock seat than Tinubu. Even from his antecedents, he never sat idling, waiting for the presidency to drop on his laps on a platter of Gold. He worked assiduously for it. He was the first and best at many things. He first announced his intentions, he started his campaign earliest, he travelled the widest, performed best at interviews, he's by far the most experienced and he has in his coffers the best think-tank.

Tell me why he is undeserving.
CelebritiesRe: Prince Ademola Adeyemo Is Dead by placeofallure(f): 1:22pm On May 22, 2023
Japa007:
Maybe, someone has strangulated him with intent to harvest the skull later grin grin

Harvesters don cash out. cheesy

See them coming with their convoy; to Map & Mark the location.
Shame on you if this is what readily comes to your mind to post on hearing the news of the demise of a fellow human like you. I don't know how lowly some lives can get! Again, shame!!!
FamilyRe: Is It Okay To Let Your Fiancée Know Your Monthly Salary Range? by placeofallure(f): 7:52pm On May 20, 2023
In family affairs, there's no one-size-fits-all anywhere because what works for 'A' may not work for 'B' Hubby and I don't hide anything from each other. I know what he's worth and he knows mine too. I think he's convenient doing that because he knows I'm not a spendthrift you. We only do the necessary things, no frivolities. I like people who are responsible around money. It's a great asset.
TravelRe: Most Underdeveloped State Capitals In Nigeria by placeofallure(f): 9:09pm On May 19, 2023
Workch:
No state capital in Nigeria is developed, they are all pieces of shit including ikeja and Port harcourt by global standard but the worst I have visited are as follows:

1. Lokoja (this one na dead place)
2. Lafia (na only two dualized road dey for here)
3. Ado Ekiti (mtcheew)
4 Umuahia (the government here is sleeping)
5. Yenegoa (this place na total disgrace).
6. Awka ( it's an expressway capital with 3 flyovers and 2 dualized roads)


The best I have visited by Nigerian standard are:
1. Port harcourt
2. Enugu
3. Ibadan
4. Owerri
5. Ilorin
6. Ikeja

Ps: I have not visited Kaduna and Kano state.
This submission is greatly a biased one. Why should Ikeja be 6th ? I know both Ilorin and Enugu like the palm of my hands. They come nowhere near Ikeja.
RomanceRe: Which Is More Painful, Chronic Toothache Or Childbearing? by placeofallure(f): 7:17pm On May 19, 2023
kabanayol9:
No be my mate true true, i can relate wella to your experiences.
Can i get small herbs please, i want to keep it at home so that anytime it starts, though i don't pray for it o.
I don't know all the ingredients. I can find out from my brother-in-law though and get back to you. Or better still, if you know any "elewe-omo" market, you can go ask them to make a concoction for toothache for you. I don't think it's expensive.
RomanceRe: Which Is More Painful, Chronic Toothache Or Childbearing? by placeofallure(f): 7:10pm On May 19, 2023
gameova:
Touching story but you didn't answer the question. Which is more painful. Toothache or childbirth?
It's obvious. The more painful is the one I dwelt on.
RomanceRe: Which Is More Painful, Chronic Toothache Or Childbearing? by placeofallure(f): 11:08pm On May 18, 2023
Toothache na your mate?

My Experience
It started in the night. That evening I had a lot of suya, then slept in the ambience of AC , Cool one. Those conditions might have triggered the ache. I tried to bear it without waking up anyone, for where? I stepped out at some point. I later tied gele to cover my two ears to reduce the pain. You know that pain that you won't know whether to stand up, sit down, or even crouch.

First thing in the morning I went straight to the hospital, one FMC around the area. Even as I was going, I still covered my ears, behaving like kolomental on the way. I was the first patient for the day. It was two teeth that had holes and were excruciatingly painful. The dentist after examining me said I need to remove two but they don't remove two at the same time. I said I no gree, he must remove them!

He had a lady dentist with him. First, they numbed side 'A', then he tried to do likewise to the other side but it wasn't numbing, it only got numbed about 60% cheesy. I said he should add to the amount of the analgesic, he said it would be overdose. He removed the first tooth, no pain. Then, the second one, I felt the pain but I bore it. So painful that I held his hand.

You thought I'd be relieved afterwards, for where? Blood refused to stop! Cotton wool after cotton wool got soaked. They said I can't be released if the bleeding doesn't stop. Na so I dey there till evening o! They said I can go but that some more teeth will still develop problems later. In my mind I reject it. I left.

A few years later, two teeth actually became painful. But this time, I decide to go traditional. My brother-in-law made some concoction with cloves, dried Cameroon pepper, alcohol and some other things. Once I feel that the pain is building up, I use the substance to gag the corners. Very peppery kinda pain, I don't ever swallow it. But the pain will disappear instantly leaving you drooling. You may not feel any pain again for close to a year. It's what I use now, very effective.
RomanceRe: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by placeofallure(f): 7:03am On May 18, 2023
DonroxyII:
Gisos Christ of Nazarethi grin
Mr Allure Come Carry Ya Wife shocked
grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Do I Regain Masculinity In This Relationship by placeofallure(f): 10:14pm On May 17, 2023
Ozzyk:
I stopped buying her stuffs already... I only did that once sef
Giving her the space is what had been in my mind I just wanted to be sure if I'm making the right decision
Well.... The way some of us are, especially introverts, to make a turn around is usually hard. You hurt her and she must have been deeply hurt and disappointed after she has given you nothing but sweet love.

It's something I'm capable of doing too. It will even be more difficult to change my mind about you if I have another guy coincidentally at the time whispering sweet nothings to my ears, then you are a gonner.

Her thinking is: That shouting, temperamental freak is the real you. You are only pretending to be nice, you're not and maybe that's a deal breaker for her.

Just give her space like you intended. Women love to be chased. If she sees it you are done chasing her, if she wants you, she'll do the chasing and if she doesn't, let it go. You're not meant to be together ni yen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Yemi Mobolade Elected As First Black Mayor In US Municipal Government (Photo) by placeofallure(f): 8:00pm On May 17, 2023
Absuchat:
shocked
Nobody told him to go back to his region oo and they can't ever emulate good deeds
Nobody will tell him to go to his region because he's conducting his businesses there peacefully and doesn't pose any threat to his host. He never told his hosts that Colorado is a No man's land.

You and your apologists were told to vacate because you were a thorn in the flesh of your host. You were an ingrate who wanted to kolobi the land from your host by saying it's a No man's land. You were overbearing and choking your host with your meddlesome politics. Then your host had no choice than to show you who is the boss.

You posting this is suggesting that you still haven't learnt your lesson. You go soon recognize Idan!
RomanceRe: A Quick Question To The Married Folks Here by placeofallure(f): 1:50am On May 17, 2023
Be fair, be kind, be considerate, be firm, be humane, be honest, be positive and optimistic.

Love is good but it gets choked. After the initial 'gragra', realities of life creep in and love begins to wane, tired out and choked. You suddenly realise that love alone is not enough. The aforementioned are the things that you fall back on. They keep you from plunging headlong into that abyss of hatred, intolerance, bickering, disrespect and finally separation.

God bless our marriages.
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Probe Previous Govt If I Emerged President -Peter Obi by placeofallure(f): 7:18pm On May 16, 2023
He won't probe previous administrations if....is this supposed to be an incentive or a campaign manifesto? This Obi and balderdash are 5&6😁😁
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife welcomes 6th Wife to Palace (pics) by placeofallure(f): 7:13pm On May 16, 2023
oilypussy:
shocked



Ooni of Ife can never marry Jennyclay, Siofra, Pocohantas, Iyaebethegreat and other Nairaland girls with expired and wide pussy.
Are you really a lady like your moniker says? These people are coming for you, you'll see. You deserve their venom!
CelebritiesRe: Murphy Afolabi Dies After Bathroom Fall by placeofallure(f): 5:35pm On May 14, 2023
lhordspy:
RIP. Just few days ago i saw his interview with Youtube. I was smiling all through, i was like 'this man still carry his deep yoruba accent global'. God knows best.

I think the youth needs serious mental reevaluation in this country. This is not just small issue, it is becoming insane. The first place i saw this news was under instablog, and you need to see the comment under it.

Some were even posting food picture, meaning it is time for owambe. Others were commenting ' e don try, make e go rest.' .. Different kind of irritating comments.

Most Nigerians are sick. Everything na cruise to them.
Your last paragraph ehn! Go on SM and you will see people comment like they are deranged. This Gen Z behaves like they're crossbreed with zombies from Crypton or wherever.

Rest in peace one of the best around. Your death is soooooo painful
PoliticsRe: ‘Ekweremadu Taught English In Wandsworth Prison’ by placeofallure(f): 8:47pm On May 13, 2023
Throwback:
It is good he is teaching them English, but let him not teach nonsense.

It is security /sɪˈkjʊərɪti,sɪˈkjɔːrɪti/ not sekourity.

It is develop /dɪˈvɛləp/ not dehvehlope.


Please do not commit another crime of teaching wrong English.
grin
RomanceRe: Fundamental Issues (church, Family Etc) With Potential Wife. by placeofallure(f): 8:33pm On May 13, 2023
cazchi:
I broke it off earlier his week.
I already fight battles outside I.e. at work, gym everywhere else. I sure as he'll don't want another one in my household. For a life partner, I intend on choosing a reasonable, God fearing feminine, Woman!
Thumbs up for seeing the red flags and acting promptly! God will provide a better woman for you.
RomanceRe: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by placeofallure(f): 3:40pm On May 13, 2023
pocohantas:
Wahala!! grin grin

This generation be acting like nyash is new. Some of our mothers had ass way back in the 70s and 80s. Ass is not new. It has been there.
Na so my sister!
RomanceRe: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by placeofallure(f): 3:34pm On May 13, 2023
GloriousGbola:
A wiser older man said the same thing on this platform. Someone posted a pic of a thicc big booty babe and the man said - I no dey do. Na big willy or acrobatic men that can really sort out big big booty chicks in the oza room. Everyone else na struggle
grin grin
That one na man wey sabi.
RomanceRe: Fundamental Issues (church, Family Etc) With Potential Wife. by placeofallure(f): 3:33pm On May 13, 2023
cazchi:
Last month, we had a discussion about boundaries and dynamics. After, we went for lunch, then were on our way to my friend's place with 2 cars. She was following me and it was raining and dark. I took the wrong exit on the highway which added 5 mins to our arrival time. When we finally arrived, I joked about it. Madam said she was very close to leaving me and driving there herself when that happened, but because she wanted peace, she chose to continue.
Omo, I just laughed. My own friend's place as well, after I invited you.
I'm telling you this as it's the same thing I'll tell my kid brother. I know I'm older than you and by proxy more experienced. Please, be intentional about your next lines of action as regards your relationship with that young lady. Don't think she'll change cause she's deeply entrenched in that air of supremacy. If you don't mind that she's domineering, you may not sever ties with her; my husband tolerates me too. But if you won't stomach it, the time to act is now. Goodluck!
RomanceRe: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by placeofallure(f): 3:20pm On May 13, 2023
GloriousGbola:
A wiser older man said the same thing on this platform. Someone posted a pic of a thicc big booty babe and the man said - I no dey do. Na big willy or acrobatic men that can really sort out big big booty chicks in the oza room. Everyone else na struggle
grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Girls Not Technically Savvy? by placeofallure(f): 2:46am On May 13, 2023
DeJoeee:
Just because I forgot to change over my switch from generator to NEPA, my banny have been in darkness from yesterday evening She came around till this evening I came back from a work travel.
Even in this technology age, my PhD educated neighbor still calls me around for simple technical glitches when her children is not around. Things as simple as fixing new bulbs and changing generator plugs

To even switch on generator na wahala for most of our girls.
It's regrettable but that's me. I don't know how a switch looks whether it's on or off if there's no indicator light. It's that bad.
There's a way my husband connects the TV to speakers, without the speakers, the TV has no voice. I know he presses a button but I don't know which one. Guests came one day, he wasn't home and that's how we watched a full movie, no voice, just vision.
If he's not home, no gen until he comes back. He assigns a boy in the neighborhood to help me if he's not around.
Honestly I wish I'd improve. I've really suffered for this ignorance. Funny but not funny.
RomanceRe: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by placeofallure(f): 2:31am On May 13, 2023
Big booty sha! OP is a learner. What about hygiene? Come and ask us the struggle to spread apart those two cheeks to wash or clean up, or the inner thighs that are forever glued together like Siamese twins. You have to constantly rub things to ensure that place is tidy. Some prick self no dey see road as pathway is too jam-packed and bumpy. Na parlour some dey stop, thinking dey don enter room. Abeg OP carry your naivety comot for here, big ass my foot!
FamilyRe: I Had Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by placeofallure(f): 2:04am On May 13, 2023
GodWrites:
Because I'm against breeding kids without adequately caring for them?

I only pity the kids you will bring into poverty.

Mrs. Sensitive
You don turn am to fight because I don't share your opinion...

That's it! A further prove that you're nothing but a cold, heartless, inconsiderate and a thoughtless fool!
People plan their lives but things head southwards, not because they're not careful planners but because God above all. If things are good for you be thankful, don't see others as idiots. The race is not to the swift, time and chance happen to them all; remember that always.

As for me, I've kissed poverty goodbye. I'm good and so is my boo. Our kids are good. You should pity your kids who will be unfortunate to have an imbecilic nincompoop as a father. Radarada!
FamilyRe: I Had Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by placeofallure(f): 11:15pm On May 12, 2023
GodWrites:
What an intelligent robot.
I doubt.

An insensitive, unfeeling robot!

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