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Matrix137:
Good morning nairalanders. I don't want to bore you with details. The issue is I had an accident early last year and because of this and my type of skin, I was left with Keloid scars in some parts of my body when the wounds healed which include my two hands, back and legs. ( Pictures uploaded) Before the accident, I used to love swimming and taking off my shirt etc.

But now I can't do it anymore in public because of various questions people normally ask which I'm tired of answering. Now I don't take off my shirt in public or go swimming anymore and I'm now more of an introvert.

Please how can I regain my confidence I had before the accident and be free with people again. ( Full pictures attached)

Your problem is that you don't actually have any problem.

chicoMX:
You're welcome. It depends on certain conditions though. If these conditions are met, something may likely happen.

I hear you.

chicoMX:
Just google

Thanks for the info

But it doesn't work in every case.

DonroxyII:
Okafor Law States A Congo(Coochie) Once Well Shined Shall Be Continously Reshined at any Point in Time:

God Bless the Memory of Mazi Okafor Because This Law has been Existing Since Adam & Eve if not Why Would Adam have Chopped Apple

Oh! I see. Na una sabi.

The first time I saw an adult male cry....He was begging me not to leave, and the crying was much, the type that tears and mucus will mix together and your face will look like a bad concoction.

He left and we didn't see again for close to a year, then he returned when he bought his first car. He wanted us to continue. Of course we went to a club to celebrate but I told him no getting back cause it's not about money for me. I have another relationship.

Thinking back now I must have been very wicked cause all the time the crying was going on, I felt nothing, not pity, just bland. Oh my gosh! I broke hearts those days. I'm a shaild of God now.

chicoMX:
I have 2 experiences with 2 exes..

Ex2 said if I didn't come over to where she stays ASAP, then she would cheat. I couldn't didn't sleep that night; by morning I ended the relationship. The main gist is for Ex1.

Ex1. This one make me mad!! While we were still dating, she was supposed to travel from Owerri to Enugu (to see her uncle). We only spoke while she was on transit, by night her number was no longer reachable. I called her line the following day; still the same thing.

At this point, I thought something bad had happened to her. I tried contacting in every possible way ; via FB, her siblings etc but no response.

4 days later, she called and said she was fine. She said her phone had issues, that her brother had bought her a new one. Omo!
When she said this, my brain reset! It was at that point it dawned on me that my had gone to see a guy!

I brought this matter up, I asked her to tell the truth where she had gone to, she denied the whole thing. My mind was not at rest from that instant, i was just so sure she had gone to collect I could sense it guy! As I could not endure it any longer I ended the relationship.

About a year later, Ex1 and I were back talking. We both have moved on, she has a serious boyfriend now(I was seeing Ex2).. Even though I was trying to be all nice, her actions in the past were still fresh.

In between our discussion, I brought up her trip from Owerri - Enugu, and this girl confirmed it that she had gone to see a guy!! Omo! You need to see the look on my face, I cried in my hearts that day. One thing about this moment's that, sometimes a part of me would say "what if you're wrong?" and "what if she went straight to Enugu?"

To console myself I had to exercise Okafor's law, and then let her be.

What is Okafor's law? Your tale will be meaningless to me if I can't fathom what Okafor's law is.

yinkus6750:
Very correct
Civilisation and modern day trends has turned young ladies to lazy youths that doesn't have the right qualities of a good woman that can handle a home.
Despite that, the guys want a wife material after all the groove.
May God help the upcoming generator.

You have been speaking well but you come spoil am at the end; Generator bawo?

On a serious note, Daddy Bamiloye is right. Many slay queens cannot cook an ordinary meal, they can't wash clothes, they can't sweep the floor to save their lives. What a generation!

IyaebeTheGreat:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]I love this woman already . Giddem wotowoto as they disguise Kom your way. She was even trying to be civil but the idiot displayed mannerlesness. The best way to handle trolls and arrogant people on social media is to return the energy. Somebody should help us tell them Igboro ti daru

Personally, I don't see anything wrong with her response. She has tried to be tactful and polite but e be like say insult dey hunger the boy until he collect. The era of being reserved, conservative and modest is over according to Aunty Abike, she served him hot like morning coffee🤯😰

What exactly is wrong in saying "By God's grace"? Is there anything, anything at all, that we can ever do successfully by ourselves without God's grace?

Laugh wan kill me abeg😁😄😂

Parachoko:
Wotowoto

As in, as e dey hot! Aswear, this woman no get joy!

crowther15:
Sorry about that. I have replied your DM

Will check now, thanks.

HardBishop:
Na mumu dey worry you! Carry your nonsense TINUBU vomit for Igbo matter..... Pls carry your rubbish tribalism and cancer away from us.. we don't need his juicy positions( a position engineered by hate and hypocrisy. Abegi, we don't even fancy it

You don't need slots?
I don't think so. Unless you are disowning your grandpatron Nwodo.

Before nko? Omo ri odo o ki n nisinmi... Pestle no dey rest...
No peace for the wicked... Obi no go rest!

GetSenseNow:
Check every post about these useless appointments and see if an average igbo man cares about them. The north has been president for eons, how has it helped their people. The west has been president several times, how far has it taken them?
The good thing is that, whether you make a stone your president, an average Igbo man will still eat. Highest, when things get expensive they'll transfer the increased costs to you, the consumers.

I laugh in Mandarin....Average Igbo man will steal eat... Yoruba no go eat without appointment abi na Hausa no go eat. Being enterprising is not an exclusive reserve of a tribe my dear. God no go shame us. The land housing Heathrow airport in UK is owned by a Yoruba man devoid of government appointments. No be una dey dey cry like your entire existence depends on it? Omo ejo ma lo k' ona iho to di, t'omo eku lo nira.

crowther15:
Kindly make use this link https://unilorin.edu.ng/academic-transcript/
Make payment which is about 6k. If you want it online, just go ahead and fill the Google form provided by them. When you're making your payment, keep your receipt, cos you would need to upload it in the form .
If you want it to be sent to a particular address, choose any courier services of your choice and make the necessary payment based on your location. The details are on the link above. Call them before you pay. Their phone numbers are there. Once you pay for transcript and courrier service, upload them into the form you would fill and summit. Remember to take screenshot of your receipt from courrier service too. Call them before paying, I mean courrier representative phone numbers on that link.

Good morning pal. Trust you are good. I tried to Dm you but...
The link didn't open all these while until this morning. I got hooked at a point when I was filling the form. They asked for GIFMIS Code which I don't know. They also suggested I should contact MDA if I don't know the code, what's MDA? I saw numbers on the site for enquiries but I called both numbers and they were switched off. I don't want to be a bother to you but this is important. Thanks again.

HardBishop:
Deny and throw us out from asorock and ministerial positions. No wahala. Pls do it for 8 years for TINUBU. Agbacha Oso, anyi a gua mile🤣🤣🤣

You didn't vote for him; why are you clamouring or jostling for appointments? Go ask Obi for slots. Meanwhile @the bolded, I say back to sender!

seunmsg:
Everybody will get what they deserve. Equity is all about people getting their fair share based on their contributions. If you deserve a bread soaked in water, you will get a break soaked in water.

Asiwaju will not be gaslighted into making undue concession to any region: definitely not a region that has refused to move on and accept defeat.

When it is time to make constitutionally backed appointments, the Igbos will get their fair share in accordance with federal character. Crying over exclusion from a ceremony planning committee is not just unnecessary but childish and hypocritical considering the hatred they have shown towards the president- elect.

They're used to playing the victim card, so much that it now irritates when they cry wolf where there's none. Imagine APC votes in only River State is more than the APC votes in the entire South-East, yet they're crying their bread is soaked in water. What do they want, Bread and Butter or a sandwich meal? No Mr. Nwodo, you don't reap where you didn't sow!

crowther15:
Kindly make use this link https://unilorin.edu.ng/academic-transcript/
Make payment which is about 6k. If you want it online, just go ahead and fill the Google form provided by them. When you're making your payment, keep your receipt, cos you would need to upload it in the form .
If you want it to be sent to a particular address, choose any courier services of your choice and make the necessary payment based on your location. The details are on the link above. Call them before you pay. Their phone numbers are there. Once you pay for transcript and courrier service, upload them into the form you would fill and summit. Remember to take screenshot of your receipt from courrier service too. Call them before paying, I mean courrier representative phone numbers on that link.

Thanks so much. I really appreciate this. I'll give you updates afterwards.

crowther15:
I got mine sometimes last year. I used my office address, and it was faster.

Online I suppose? Thank you so much. Can you share how the processing is. I am thinking of having them send it to my email address. Just give me details biko. And the cost too.

If you have gotten transcript online from University of lIorin recently, please mention me. Thanks in anticipation.

Has anyone gotten transcript recently from University of lIorin? Please I need your input AsAP. Thanks.

Has anyone gotten transcript recently from University of lIorin? Please I need to borrow your brain ASAP. Thank you in anticipation.

narite:
I use to think it is place-of-failure..placeofailure until today. Now I clearly see that it is “place of allure”. When using the name for your fashion outfits, do try to bold the “allure”. People could easily mistake it for failure.

Most times our brain works unconsciously; instantly and simultaneously processing information without looking too deep.

Yeah, you are right, the brain is funny how it works.

narite:
Hmmm, beautiful girl by standard if I may ask what inspired your monicker?

I intended to use that name for my fashion outfit.

DonroxyII:
Anyway, Ibukun ni Fun Omo Odo na to Fi Ogbon She

Peradventure You have Ambitions of Climbing Up the Corporate Ladder at any Point in the Future Simply Imbibe the Culture of Diplomacy because:

" Person Wey dem no fit Bend Na Break dem dey break dem" ...

Remember Your Kids Anyway, Some People and Things are not Worth Discharging Absolute Energies Upon in the larger Scheme of Life Endeavours without Diplomatic-Relations .....

I learnt Mine the Hardest Way But Almighty God Rescued Me from them Until I was Posted Out, If not For God I was already Roasted!

Nevertheless, Maturities is Sacred to Godliness ... When Jesus No hear Word He was Crucified thank God for Resurrection & Restorations Na So Enemies for Hustle "Papa J" Finish .... !

Don't go into Spree Except You really have what it takes to Conquer Dominions them All !

Ma binu ooo

You will not kill me this evening Donroxyll. Abi when Jesus no hear word.... Abeg, I no dey o!

Ransomware:
Do you think this is a unique story? do you know how many people whose project money ended up in another person's pocket in Nigeria?

The fact that it is rife doesn't mean it's the norm. Some of us will always condemn evil. It's not acceptable thing to do.

Boys are doing Yahoo, Boys are doing Yahoo, will you join them and do it because it's what everybody else does? No na!

Fira09:
Placeofallure,

City is coming 😌

We will be waiting.

Caramia2020:
So many Nigerians lack integrity, when trust has been placed on u, please try ur utmost best to get the job done no matter what. Avoid any urge of make I just use the money, it will surely damage ur personality for life.

That word "Integrity" is the reason why many people at work don't agree with me. They said I'm too rigid. I can't be flexible and bend to your lies, deceit, injustice. I'll rather be faaaaar from the maddening crowd. Nigerians! We are somehow. You can't even trust family, Damn!

Ransomware:
Rule 1: Money and Family don't mix, like 2 dicks
Rule 2: A Nigerian will scam you, the level of scam may differ according to conscience but they will scam you
Rule 3: If you want to do something in Nigeria, do it yourself, all those in starch clothes circling you are not people they are vultures
Rule 4: Never lend anyone in Nigeria money. If you want to help simply give them the money and forget about it
Rule 5: Always know that all stories are exaggerated to get your sympathy and eventually fleece money from you.
Rule 6: Please know that this is an accepted way of life in Nigeria, so crying and wailing will not solve the problem. even your father will tell you to forgive and go hustle some more

It's not an acceptable way of life in Nigeria. It will never be. We are not all criminal minded or money crazed. Obi or Obinna has to pay. No family member should condone this and plead for forgiveness for Obinna. He wasted somebody's entire existence, unforgivable!

I love groundnut and Kuli. I don't know what Gurudi is. I like Donkwa too. My best remains Kulikuli. Way back in the university, there's a woman who makes Kuli very close to my house. So whenever I'm returning home, I'd buy the hot, freshly made Kuli, and down it with a bowl of garri plus freezing water. You know that hot lIorin sun...those were blessed afternoons.

Till tomorrow, whenever my mum is sending stuff to me like ground pepper, Iru, dried bitter leaf, dried fish etc, she always include a chunk of Kulikuli cause she knows her daughter.

Rahkman:
Lol if una get population for abj atleast tinubu for chop even if na 20% ,una no visible for abj na mostly igbo and hausa dominate abj

Who do you this strong thing? How can a human being reason like this when it's not like they've exchanged your brain with a fowl's own?
If it's by population, we definitely have more Hausas in Abuja than any other tribe.

There are 2 prominent northerners on the ballot - Atiku and Kwankwanso, it could have gone either way.

Abuja being the FCT will have other people of other tribes who are eligible to vote.

Common sense, which you obviously lack, should tell you that other Nigerians, NOT Ibos, also voted for Obi.

Obi's electoral antecedents in Abuja has nothing to do with the population of Ibos in Abuja, dunderhead!

Lastly, Obi's percentage of votes in Abuja has no bearing on who eventually gets sworn in. Consult the legal luminaries, to ba dabi eni pe o fe ru e l'oju.

greatiyk4u:
I have 4 bases
Alaigbo
South south states
Some Nothern states like Kano,Jo's, Adamawa, Taraba, Fct and Europe and other diaspora countries


Keep living in misery and penury

That's the trademark of the stereotype, egocentric, aggressive Ibo. I know there are good ones among you.

How do you know you live a more quality life than him? You just jumped to conclusions? Who cannot flaunt Canadian or European citizenship on Nairaland? Your mumuric is worse than imagined.

Go back to Crypton or whichever Galaxy you fell from. We, Nigerians, not Biafrans O, the real Nigerians will be fine. Radarada!

Olabukola11:
If you and GRV come to a gathering of Yorubas, I bet GRV will be recognised but you will not. So stop hating on him.

Nobody is hating on him. All the tribal comments he made, were they lies? Internet is there na. Stop doing radarada jare! Hating on him bawo? Se e be Elon Musk ni abi e be Joe Biden? Go and sit down jooor!