₦airaland Forum

Yujin: Hey OP! Becareful and thoughtful with what you crack jokes. Do not send a WRONG SIGNAL.

lol! a bit too expensive, abi?

jakedes: please can you indicate which among the above listed sites are original and fake page?...

they ALL ARE FAKE!!

Pastor Ola: With enthronement of the culture of impunity curruption is on astronomical increase in Nigeria. What a pity!!!

It (bolded) is as simple as that.

“This [pardon of Alams] decision undermines anti-corruption efforts in Nigeria and encourages impunity. If the government is serious about uprooting public corruption, sanctions against those who betray the public trust should be strengthened, not relaxed,” said Akere Muna, vice-chair of Transparency International.

Mr. Alamieyeseigha will now be able to stand for public office again.
_{http://www.transparency.org/news/pressrelease/20130314_transparency_international_calls_on_nigerian_president_to_rescind}

Well, decoy or not, this guy has got balls.

If more of his ilk were to speak up like this, I'm sure we wold have seen changes.

enough with this political masturrabtion already! Its becoming sickening.

GEJ doing a lot of commendable work, especially in the South east, no doubt about it. But is it really commensurate with the resources at his disposal? Well, discussion for another day. Anyway, we are benefiting from the road reconstruction/rehabilitation, and so we commend him for it. Keep it up sir.

HOWEVER, there is also no denying the fact he has done a lot of questionable things during his tenure - no need for a litany, cases abound.A true friend, a true patriot, is one who will be bold enough to point out wrongdoings and proffer workable solutions.

The reason you tell your friend his mouth is smelling is not to make him feel bad, but to encourage him deal with the embarrassing situation which, in most cases, he is unaware of.

Of course at the other end of the spectrum, unrepentant, destructive, El Rufai-type critics who can never see anything good in his administration don't help matters either.

There should be balance, thatsall!

But OP was clearly sexuually uncontrollable zebra.

Since he already had a wife at home who would readily go down on him, what on earth was he looking for outside? Couldn't he just wait a few more days? It would have heightened the pleasure by the time he gets home.

The excuse - unacceptable of course - given by some men is that they are denied the pleasure at home so they had to get it elsewhere: 'blame the sexxually conservative wife who refused giving him BJ, not him'.

tpia@:
ew story.

the one i read ages ago, was about the wife who was welcoming her husband home with some mouth action.

as soon as she "unwrapped" the thing, and while putting her mouth to good use, she saw toilet roll [your guess is as good as mine as per how it got there or what it was used for].

since the woman was very sharp and instantly put two and two together, while the guy was enjoying and anticipating the grand finale, she bit him instead, very hard.

he quickly confessed, from the pain.

OUUUCHHH!!

unfortunately, such confessions, obtained from torture are unreliable.

Funny, I've pondered this issue myself. . .


What is it about females that really make us men go gaga? Their softness? Their breeasts? the curve of the hips??

kutchs: Not only the SE is getting the needed attention, other zones too are not left out at least to the extent I know. The Oturkpo 9th mile road which has been a nightmare to travellers on that road is being worked on. The most troublesome portion has been fixed as they approach Ugbokolo. Now travellers to the SE and SS from the NE have the options of going 2gh Oturkpo or going 2gh the rebuilt Ogoja-Abakiliki road.
Note too that Calabar-Ikom-Ogoja-Katsina Ala is approaching about 45-50% completion which would further reduce the travel time from Benue State to the SS region.
I was recently on the Abakiliki-Afikpo-Okigwe road and mehn! What a joy to travel on that road.

All I can say is thumbs up GEJ YOU ARE THE MAN.

Whoever handled the Ogoja-Vandeikya should be declared wanted. That road did not even last up to a year.

However, I agree that if the Ogoja-Vandeikya-Ihugh-Gboko-Makurdi stretch can be repaired, then it would be a good alternative to 9th mile for those going to the north from Abakaliki/Enugu. Abakaliki to Makurdi would take no more than 4hrs which is far better than the perpetually congested 9th mile-Otukpa-Ugbokolo-Otukpo-Makurdi route.

Commendable progress is also being observed on the Abakaliki-Enugu road, handled by SETRACO. As of last week, they've gotten to Ezillo, about 30 minutes from Emene. I only hope they'll get to abakaliki b4 the rain starts, that road has been a nightmare.

adim2: Hello doc

Does vitamin E 1000ml have any side effect? And can you encourage somebody to take it.

I think you mean 1000IU. Was it prescribed for the person? If not, then I don't think it necessary, especially at such dose. There have been a lot of claims about the benefits of Vitmain E, none of which have been conclusively proven. At recommended doses (50 - 100IU), its perhaps okay, but at higher doses, it can prevent blood from clotting and has in fact been implicated in cases of haemorrhagic stroke, especially in the elderly.

Somex10202: Sumtimes ago say 6mnth back,i wuz doing my regular morning exercise stretching my hand and bending.just felt a sharp pain on my chest,and i stop.since then d pain have persisted til date.i took sum pain relief drug,it wud go and cum.wot kan i do naw?

IT possible you might have torn some muscle fibres in your chest (pectoralis), or the ligaments which attaches the muscles to the bones. The coming and going of symptoms could be as a result of insufficient healing time for the muscles before activity on them is resumed. . Normally torn fibers would take about a few days to a few weeks to heal, depending on the severity of the tear. Six months, though not unusual is rather long. I would suggest you take time out to see a doctor.

kattykatrine: Hello doc,I had my last period jan ending,nd till now,I havnt had my period I.e feb.Av under gone pregnancy test twice nd its negative. Pls wat shld I do

omorttee4u: Thank you doc,I thought of going for test but don't know where to cunduct the test,the funny part is that,I do have ejaculation when I sleep sometimes,i do not have problem with errection...please dirct me where to go for the test..thanks..

Depending on your location, I would suggest a federal hospital where you'll likely have a urologist - the male specialist. I unfortunately dont' have info on private hospitals that can offer such tests.

benz33: Please what good good blood purifier would you recommend for some who needs to cleanse his/her blood from toxins and bacteria.

There's such thing, medically, as a 'blood purifier'. Its needless to add that such concoctions - whatever they are - have never been poven to be beneficial.

Wiz emmanuel: Pls doc.is there any differece btw rice and table sugar, cos people say it is table sugar dat causes diabetes mellitus.nd how.

That is not true. Either of them, in excessive amounts can contribute to, not cause, diabetes. Diabetes mellitus occurs when the body can no longer utilize the consumed sugar, whether in complex form as in rice or in simple form, in the case of your refined sugar. This occurs due to to insufficient insulin, required for glucose utilization, or resistance of the tissues to the insulin produced.

omorttee4u: Hello Doctors in the house,thanks for your humanitarians gesture rendered,we really appreciate it,I have problem with my sperm production,the first time I had sex,it
was ok,until I watch a health issue that advice to drink water on meal after an hour,the advice goes this way,said: if we want to eat a meal,we should first drink a glass of water 1 hour or 3min before eating the meal after eaten the meal we should wait for an hour before drinking water said,by then the food would have digested..I practice this system for about 2 or 3 years,until when I mate a woman I realized I couldn't produce sperm,I stop the system immediately tried to drink all the things that will produce sperm all I can produce is juice that always cum before sperm,please advice what to do hope I donn't have problem with my health..although I don't have problem with my erection..your response will be extremely appreciated..

Thanks

What I believe you're is the you are describing known as 'delayed ejacu.lation' - the inability to e'jaculate during intercourse. But I'm not too sure its related to your habit of taking not taking water during your meals. The condition is unfortunately not very well understood; the cause is still a subject of debate. However since yo said you didn't have this problem until recently, its probably psychological. Anxiety, stress, certain medications (propranalol, the 'tricyclic antidepressants', etc) are also possible causes. As its obviously causing you concern, Ill suggest you see a specialist who perform a complete examination including a hormonal profile to rule out possible causes.

Things have not fallen apart. Yes your breath may have departed this sinceful world, but you priceless works, thankfully, remain.

Happily, the literary sands of time shall, ad infinintum, bear your priceless contributions.

Adeiu

Ifeholuwarh: Facts:
* Maleria affects humans and monkeys only.
* [s]Taking 8 cups of water gives you 58% chances of preventing maleria.
* Sleeping under treated net daily increases your chances of having cancer by 1%. Etc[/s].

BIOLOGY
maleria is caused by.... Chemicals such as ... can cure maleria.
Now you know what fact is. Thanks for the knowledge though and most importantly your explanation. Really helpful.

those are not facts. don't mislead the public

pompori king: I quickly packed my intestines with my cloth.Damn niccur!!!on some horror movie sh*t

You can say that again

*cringes*

Afam4eva: To most Nigerians, they've not achieved anything until they get married. It's common among ladies. The way they go about this marriage thingy will make you think it's a ticket to heaven.

When in fact in a growing number of cases its actually the opposite.

You guys are all missing the point here.

I don't think its about the ability of its members to pay (its a big boys club, I believe) or their ability to artfully dodge being caught that is the issue, its more of a symbolic message being sent about the need to restore sanctity to the matrimonial bed.

The social misfits, kidnappers, armed robbers, where do most of them come from? Broken homes! and what is a major cause of such failed marriages, especially those that have produced children? I'm sure infidelity would rank high.

It may not be perfect, but like that of Imo State that rewarded ladies that had kept their virginity, its sends a strong message