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PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili Replies Sanusi On $45bn Reserves by plendil: 10:22pm On Mar 08, 2013
fash1964: The situation is similar to someone being accused of having 15 wives who denied the allegation but admitted to having only 12. The crux of the matter here is depletion of very substantial amount of foreign reserve with nothing to show for it. This is what needs to be addressed. What happened to our foreign reserve (either $45bn or $67bn)?
It amazes me beyond anything imaginable that here we are bickering over technicalities, when it is clear something very serious indeed is wrong somewhere. Even if it was a meager $1billion - not your regular chicken change, by any means - the question should be, WHAT WAS DONE WITH IT??
PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili Replies Sanusi On $45bn Reserves by plendil: 10:12pm On Mar 08, 2013
calcal: over 100 millions of our people are sleeping without food everyday and yet we have FR for what?
We should use our FR to buy garri for them?
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by plendil: 7:46am On Mar 08, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
A robot that satisfy women was designed.
It was tested with three
women!
The first woman was
An Hausa woman. .
After 1 hour with the robot she came out, smiled and said,
Gaskiya, walahi
e sweet me
die
The 2nd woman was
a Yoruba woman
After four hours
with the robot ??
she came
out and smiled, then said
osheeeyyyyyy!!
The 3rd woman was a
Calabar woman:
after 8 hours..
the woman had not
come out. .
the people had to go in and check
what was wrong, probably the robot has killed the woman
wen they opened the door they saw
The calabar woman
chasing the robot up and down yelling,
"Come here you liar, if
your battery is low,
how come you are
running??
Common come here
Lol
where the Calabar woman dey? When I'm through, na she go run!! grin kiss
Science/TechnologyRe: Woman Born Without Arms Is Both A Black Belt And A Licensed Pilot by plendil: 9:16pm On Mar 07, 2013
I recall watching a documentary about her. You need to see her effortlessly move those legs.

very inspirational smiley
HealthRe: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by plendil: 11:26am On Mar 07, 2013
^^ what different would a scan have done?

the damage was done as early as the 3rd or 4hth week of gestation when the neural tube is supposed to have closed.
HealthRe: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by plendil: 9:22am On Mar 07, 2013
Euthanasia?? For real?? For NAIJAhuh?? shocked shocked

C'mon, why are we fooling ourselves?

Even in developed, highly liberal societies, the right to die still remains a hotly debated and highly controversial issue. Mind you we are talking about fully conscious adult diagnosed with a terminal illness and grappling intense, agonizing pain being denied the right to end their life.

What do you think will be the reaction, in a conservative society like ours, to the that of a poor, defenseless, ignorant infant diagnosed with condition that could lead to lifelong physical and/or mental disabilities, being contemplated to go the euthanasia way?

lets deal with realistic options, please.
PoliticsRe: Senator Enang Reveals That Northerners Own 80% Of Nigerian Oil Blocs-the NATION by plendil: 7:56am On Mar 07, 2013
He listed northerners who own oil blocks to include Alhaji Mai Deribe, Borno State and owner of Cavendish Petroleum, which operates OML 110 with an average of about [b]N4billion [/b]monthly.
why e name nefa enta FORBBESS??
shocked shocked shocked shocked
HealthRe: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by plendil: 9:16pm On Mar 06, 2013
[size=32pt]HALLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm BURNING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] cry cry
HealthRe: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by plendil: 5:35pm On Mar 06, 2013
Kamanda: Three heads are better than one.
very lame joke and callously inconsiderate of you angry
CrimeRe: Billionaire Couple Mysteriously Burn To Death In Onitsha by plendil: 10:33pm On Mar 04, 2013
WOW!! shocked shocked
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists: Baby Born With HIV cured by plendil: 8:37pm On Mar 04, 2013
MsDarkSkin: They always had a cure.
Im happy for the baby but i know better.

HIV/AIDS is man made. And they are only making efforts to "cure" ppl now they they have realized three things:

1. Brown ppl and gays werent dying quick enough
2. They will make more profit giving out medicine to help ppl "live with the disease"
3. And most damning, a lot of "their own kind" are dying from it.

To whom it may concern: Call me a conspiracy theorist, and I'll call you a fool. smiley
#sigh#

Nah, you're not a conspiracy theorist, just naive. . .so what does that make me? tongue
HealthRe: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by plendil: 8:30pm On Mar 04, 2013
I'm tired of sleeping on sweat soaked sheets!!!!!! arrrghh!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists: Baby Born With HIV cured by plendil: 8:29pm On Mar 04, 2013
deelummy: I will consistently say this, HIV is just like any other virus, it does not cause aids.
HIV/AIDS is a myth.
http://www.virusmyth.com/aids/

I know most folks won't check this link out before throwing abuses.


I won't, because I know it trash. Seriously, do people, this day and age, despite the massive campaigns, still believe such crap??
FamilyRe: I Beg You's To Join Me in Praising and thanking God by plendil: 8:28pm On Mar 04, 2013
ileobatojo: Where do you get 200 from? She was not in naija. The US speed limits you are quoting are in miles per hour (mph). 65mph is about 105km/h and 75mph is about 120km/h. Her 110 speed was in km/h not mph. So she could have been travelling within the speed limit for the road she was on.
that's the mistake people are making. 110mph is about 165km/hr which of course is excessive. 110km/h is certainly not too much
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists: Baby Born With HIV cured by plendil: 11:47am On Mar 04, 2013
I might also add that with current treatment (ART) readily available in most health centers, even in very remote areas, no woman, I repeat, no woman has any reason to give birth to a HIV+ baby in this day and age. Those who do have only themselves to blame.

In the case of the lady in the article, she presented very late (during labour), which is unfortunate.
HealthRe: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by plendil: 11:41am On Mar 04, 2013
Phew!!! another day again. Twelve never nack , but the sun has already started ''showing off'' again angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists: Baby Born With HIV cured by plendil: 11:35am On Mar 04, 2013
chiover: Why are they still deciving people in the name of possible cure? Virus/viruses don't have any cure. They come,run their phases and disappear. If you're talking about a treatment that would expedite the run of phases without harming the person in question, then I will listen to you,but,this "cure cured" propoganda is seriously wacked !
Well, it depends on what we mean by 'cure'. If it means a total eradication of the virus from every part of the body, including those that are dormant in latent reservoirs, then I agree that this type, known as 'sterile cure' is unlikely for HIV. I should add it has been achieved in some viral infections.

However, another form of cure exist in which the virus still remains dormant in latent reservoirs in the body, but are unable to reactivate into the actively replicating forms thus enabling a prolonged state of remission to be achieved. This, known as 'functional cure', which was alluded to in the article is being advocated for HIV and I might add that there have been promising results so far.
HealthRe: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by plendil: 8:45pm On Mar 03, 2013
funyy, I was just discussing this issue with a fruend.

here in Ebonyi, the heat has been merciless. angry

cant weight 4d rain.
RomanceRe: What's With Men And Kissing Crying Females?? by plendil: 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2013
not all of them o!

try kissing a crying warri babe
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by plendil: 9:23pm On Feb 27, 2013
mankand: Dude do not be deceived... Christianity is not a religion.. Christianity is a way of life.... Religion is a bondage and that is why people like you keep worshiping your pastors calling them Daddy
Really wish you guys stop splitting hairs.

Religion, by definition is a way of life, and the not Sunday Sunday thing most people turn it to.

religion /rld()n/ n. ME. [AN religiun, (O)Fr. religion f. L religio(n-) obligation, bond, scruple, reverence, (in late L) religious (monastic) life, prob. f. religare: see RELIGATE, -ION.] 1 A state of life bound by religious vows; the condition of belonging to a religious order, esp. in the Roman Catholic Church. ME.

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Excerpted from Oxford Talking Dictionary
Copyright © 1998 The Learning Company, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
WebmastersRe: Nairaland.com Redirecting To My.Naij.Com On Etisalat? by plendil: 9:29pm On Feb 25, 2013
adeoba: this is what worked for me:

1. stop the loading when it reaches the "hobatoba" page (before my.naij)

2. Uncheck the "remember me" box

3. refresh

hope it works for you!
By golly it worked! cheesy cheesy How da f**K do you figure this out??
FamilyRe: Bride-To-Be & Bag Thief Killed By Speeding Cars by plendil: 12:58pm On Feb 25, 2013
All you guys harping reflex action, blah, blah. . .like seriously, are you realhuh?
I’m sorry I don’t buy that one second. I can’t begin comprehend it.

Sometime ago I was accosted by the notorious ‘one chance’ elements. I had just disembarked the vehicle I boarded earlier and proceeded to collect my bag from the trunk of the car, when the driver in the most bizarre James Bond manner I usually see in moves, made a 180 turn and zoomed off with my property.

Of course my first instinct was to go after him, but just as quickly common sense kicked in; I could very easily be crushed by vehicles in the busy berger junction. Screaming, yelling, shouting, all to no avail, as the man had disappeared. It is noteworthy that I had some very precious documents in the bag licence, I card, atm cards, etc.

It was a painful experience, no doubt about it, but certainly not as painful as me losing my life.
WebmastersRe: Nairaland.com Redirecting To My.Naij.Com On Etisalat? by plendil: 12:20pm On Feb 25, 2013
vivienne03: you guys should stop panicking!
just put the "s" after the "http" like this:
https://google.com.ng
instead of
http://google.com.ng
It works for facebook and google, but not nairaland.
FamilyRe: Bride-To-Be & Bag Thief Killed By Speeding Cars by plendil: 9:53pm On Feb 24, 2013
damn!! what a tragedy
BusinessRe: Seun Osewa Recognized By Forbes Africa by plendil: 9:35pm On Feb 24, 2013
Policewoman: Please is Seun single? wink
he is. wink

Seun: Nope. I'm as single as the moon.
https://www.nairaland.com/1146556/seun-osewa-married



send in applications grin
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Slept Off While Driving? by plendil: 9:30pm On Feb 24, 2013
cigie: I don't think I've ever slept off while on wheels but something happened while I was in a Lagos traffic. I had spent so much time in the traffic and then when other cars from left and right started moving, it seemed to me like my own car was rolling backward. I was very nervous...I just kept pumping the breaks but it still seemed like the car was still rolling, even faster this time. I realized myself after sometime..my friend just kept looking at me. I hardly could explain what had happened because its sounded so absurd.
LOL! I know exactly what you're talking about. ITs what physicists call theory of relativity. It usually happens when you have two tall buses on both sides of the vehicle.

As the buses starts moving forward, it gives the impression you are moving backwards, even though you're actually stationary. normally the brain should be able to correct if one is fully alert and can see the front of the car; but I suspect in your case you were probably a little drowsy. . . grin
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Slept Off While Driving? by plendil: 9:17pm On Feb 24, 2013
One more thing, if you are driving on a highway and your passenger starts sleeping, even if the passenger is your wife, ask her to relocate to the rear seats. Its better you guys fight when you get to your destination over that, than both of you ending up in the Hospital or Mortuary. Its your call.
lol, tell them.
WebmastersRe: Nairaland.com Redirecting To My.Naij.Com On Etisalat? by plendil: 9:05pm On Feb 24, 2013
pistis: U can use a proxy for now to assess NL.it will def.bypass the DNS poisoning targeted at d gateways used by Nigerians...even with d same Etisalat line...meanwhile d "geeks" at EMTS can try IP restriction/block on dos suspected redirected sites....temporarily while d issue is analysed.
how do you use a proxy??
WebmastersRe: Nairaland.com Redirecting To My.Naij.Com On Etisalat? by plendil: 3:53pm On Feb 24, 2013
ufotuko: when it is re-directing is it showing any ip on the page?if it is showing drop the ip address here and let me help you out
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