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Politics / Re: Wike: Police DPO In Rumuji Owns An Illegal Refinery In Rivers by portplus: 12:25pm On Jan 15, 2022
The CP has indirectly implicated himself in the this case.
It is obvious the CP was getting returns from the the DPO.

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Romance / Re: Rate My Make-up (photo) by portplus: 7:46am On Jan 12, 2022
siofra:
How did I do?

Lips too loud.

Good 1st trial..though

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Romance / Re: What's The Possibility Of Getting Pregnant Without Penetrative Sex. by portplus: 7:44am On Jan 12, 2022
BrendanJo:
Please what is the possibility of one getting pregnant without having a penetration or sex?
I have a girlfriend whom we have not had penetrative sex before but always play while I'm on boxer, she is always on her boxers and pant. And most times out of the jokes I do release which ended up on my boxer and short. The last time we did such she was actually with her pants only while I was on my boxer and when I release it was on my boxer.
However, two days to her monthly period she complained of having stomach pain of which I assume it was a symptoms of her monthly period. Now she complained of missing her period yesterday.
My question is that is it possible to get pregnant without penetrative sex? Can sperm pass through layers of clothes and get someone pregnant? Or is it just a delayed period?
Note: this person is still a virgin, she have never had sex. This I can vauge for. She have not felt any symptoms aside the stomach pain and now missing her period.
Please I need your help/ advices, is very important.

Yes 50% chances...
Business / Re: The Book That Anybody That Want To Make Money Must Read. by portplus: 7:29am On Jan 12, 2022
Interested.... Please
Politics / Re: 2023: Between Goodluck Jonathan And Bola Ahmed Tinubu by portplus: 10:33am On Jan 11, 2022
SmellingAnus:
You are right... And if we are to decide who will loot Nigeria more, the decision will be very easy...

lolz

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Honorable please off your mic!!!
Politics / Re: 2023: Nobody Will Get Our Ticket On A Silver Platter, APC Tells Tinubu by portplus: 10:14am On Jan 11, 2022
Bimpe29:
Who's Yekini to tell Tinubu that APC is not a come and take party?

Jagaban need not to be educated with the political procedures of getting the party's ticket, he is political guru and unarguably the founding father of APC.

This will mark the beginning of the the making of a new APC....

I see Asiwaju's bloc leaving the present ACN+CPC) collation.
Politics / Re: 2023: Nobody Will Get Our Ticket On A Silver Platter, APC Tells Tinubu by portplus: 10:09am On Jan 11, 2022
SalamRushdie:


Which state did he build ? This one below? Receive Sense sir

Lagos before Tinubu and Lagos after Tinubu are worlds apart.

I don't support his shot at the presidency though....
We have brains like Kingsley Magholu.....but for the system

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Politics / Re: 2023: Between Goodluck Jonathan And Bola Ahmed Tinubu by portplus: 7:14am On Jan 10, 2022
If we use there days as Governor to judge...there choice will be easy.
Car Talk / Re: I Just Crashed My Car. How Do I Fix It by portplus: 5:09pm On Jan 06, 2022
chukel:
your type defaces cars. Imagine asking him to use screw to hold the bumper. Are you averse to doing things the right way? A proper work on that bumper will not cost him less than 10k. There is a clip that holds that bumper to the fender. Proper work will require spraying the whole bumper. Nigerians and doing shabby work are 5 and 6.

I did not mean any harm O....My suggestion was on a basis of quick fix.

I agree with you. A thorough work on the bumper will cost more.

If he can afford to complete overhaul of the bumper...why not?

On a good day a will not admonish a learner driver break the bank to fix every bashing of his/her car....until he/she has mastered driving and ready for a complete body work.

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Car Talk / Re: I Just Crashed My Car. How Do I Fix It by portplus: 8:03pm On Jan 05, 2022
Kriss216:

The 1500 is it in dollars or euros
naira...
As the picture shows..no parts to buy just some manual touch and screws to tighten the loose bumper cover.

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Family / Re: I Don't Know If This Is Normal? Nairalanders I Need Your Help. by portplus: 8:00pm On Jan 05, 2022
Goodvibes8:
Good evening NL's, hope we're all having a wonderful 2022.

I'm an intelligent, smart and hard working guy. I'm not really an introvert because I do visit places.

The issue is, I always prefer to be an assistant than to be the Leader. Infact despite been good at what I'm doing I hate taking the Lead. Another thing is...If I work as your asst. and I'm doing my job very well, I'm fond of diverting the thanks and gratitude you (the boss).

During my Nysc 2019, I was elected to be the Financial secretary in our CDS but I declined, I said I would rather be the asst. Fin sec.

I attend Winners, last week sunday (1st Sunday) our senior pastor called out new excos that will be running the church affairs all through this year and to my greatest surprise, I was privileged to be the Head of technical unit.

I rejected it, I met with the pastor after service, He said I should write him a letter stating why I don't want the position and why I also chose to be the assistant. Then if i convince him enough, he will reshuffle it.

Despite been a graduate in Accounting, I'm also a good sound engineer, Infact I lecture even graduates in engineering how to set and control sound (Pls I'm not bragging, I'm Jst telling you how serious the issue is).

I don't like Leading. I don't know if it's normal.
You can change this pattern.
You have the traits of a leader already that is the reason you get to be called/elected without lobbying.
Get books on leadership...and stop turning down the opportunities to lead...
Your pastor is trying to help you by asking you to write....

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Car Talk / Re: I Just Crashed My Car. How Do I Fix It by portplus: 6:37pm On Jan 05, 2022
Go to any panel beater in any mechanic workshop
Budget between 1k and 1-5.

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Politics / Re: My Experience With Police Yesterday. by portplus: 7:51am On Dec 30, 2021
Maxymilliano:

Baruwa Gate is under Area M ... Check the attached doc and do the needful
Thanks for sharing!

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Politics / Re: My Experience With Police Yesterday. by portplus: 7:50am On Dec 30, 2021
Will this thing ever stop?
The bad part is that the extortion will continue...

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Frustrating Me. by portplus: 7:34am On Dec 30, 2021
Kolawole2130:
We have been married for 3 years now. We stay in a self contained apartment he tries as much as possible to pay his bills while i support him too with paying the bills. Since we married anytime i talk about childbearing he gets angry. Like he may not talk to me for days i will be the one to come and beg him later. He says his not ready to start bearing kids that he wants to be have enough money to take care of the kids. He says he doesnt want his children to suffer.
Am so pissed off am 32 now his 35 and he earns 100k while i earn 70k is that not enough to raise a family. Plus age is not on my side he doesnt look like he will be ready in a year time again. Am already getting tired and people around me are getting married. No body can even talk to him his mind is made up already. The last fight we had he said i can go and divorce him if i cannot wait till his ready. His busy reading for professional exam instead of him to be thinking of how to produce seed. Professiknal exam that will last another 2 years. His family cant even talk to him. Am just frustrated already.

Your income is enough take care of a child.
It may not be easy.....but you will cope.
Please continue to support him as he strives to get his Professional Certification......very key.

Besides, are you on contraceptive? If you not any contraceptive...baby will come except you are in a no sex relationship.

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Investment / Re: Grab The Promo Offer Before 1st Of January 2022 by portplus: 12:16am On Dec 28, 2021
Is the 50% promo still on?
Travel / Re: From Abuja To Ghana,lome Or Cotonou ?? ?? by portplus: 4:25pm On Dec 21, 2021
AMADU77:
Hello
Any international flight from �� Abuja to Ghana �� ,Lome , or Cotonou ??

Or from Lagos ??
Thanks
Your best bet is to transit through Lagos using Ethiopia Air.
Romance / Re: Serious Domestic Violence by portplus: 7:49am On Dec 11, 2021
sassiemyk:
Good morning N/Landers. I really came here for ideas on how to handle this issue so I'll get straight to it.

I live in a house with 3 flats. The first flat supposed to be my landlord's but he is not living in the house so it is empty. I live in the middle flat and I have my neighbors in the third flat. When my previous neighbors were quitted out of the house my landlord asked me to get new tenants to move in.

I allowed these new tenants into the house simply because they were already occupying one of the stores at the front of the building so I just felt moving into the house would help make things easy for them. But that has turned out to be my greatest mistake. Even when landlord asked me if I'm sure I said yes and he now blames me for everything.

From the first day they moved in, they started fighting. I mean "FIGHT" that would have the entire street gathering at our once quiet house to separate fights. Many times the woman would faint and be resuscitated. On more than one occasion I have had to administer CPR so she could breath.

And it's continued since then. 2years now they still fighting. As I type this they are fighting. Since the past 3 days they wake up to start a new fight. I have long stopped talking or even separating them, but is has become mentally draining.

I am a very private person, and I love to live a quiet life but these have made my life miserable. I cannot pack out for them.

My fear is if any of them should kill the other how would if affect me. I have reported them to the landlord several times but because he doesn't live with us he doesn't take action.

On the aspect of taking care of the house, they live like pigs. Imagine this young man opening a poultry inside the compound. If I post the picture of this beautiful house here you would begin to question the sanity anyone trying to open a poultry in the house. The house is upside down and I just don't know what to do as the caretaker.

It Hurts me to watch another man's property be destroyed by someone that cannot even afford one back of cement and I just have to mind my business to avoid making it look like I'm a wicked person. Please how do I handle this issue because my landlord has told me I should handle it. He never comes to house buts calls me often...

The landlord should give quit them from the house.
To maintain your own sanity...look for alternative apartment and move out.

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Romance / Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by portplus: 11:17am On Dec 06, 2021
Joeblazeochola:
confess to ur wife n her husband am sure u will be fine las las.. trust me, if u do dis u will never cheat in ur life again.

haba!
Romance / Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by portplus: 11:15am On Dec 06, 2021
Rtk5:
really difficult sir because her husband will definitely send her out of the house after physically abusing her with beatings, he also know where i work and will certainly report this in my office and i'm sure to loose my job.

don't take that confession to her husband thing o.
Just keep a distance...block communication with her.
Politics / Re: Controller General Federal Fire Service, Ibrahim Inspects Fire Rescue Vehicle In by portplus: 6:21pm On Nov 28, 2021
Cashing out on estacodes.
Religion / Re: How Do You Handle This As A Christian? by portplus: 2:57pm On Nov 26, 2021
Lovebliss2:
What do you do when someone dear to you accuse you wrongly?
Accuse you of stealing.


Forgive....

And pray the truth will soon be revealed and you will be justified.

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Family / Re: Please How Can I Fix Things In My Family,i'm In A State Of Confusion by portplus: 8:02am On Nov 24, 2021
ebuka10box:
thanks ,I'm grateful. I happen to be the next of kin .what happens to her benefits cause if I stay here it ain't gonna be possible,I need to be present and heard it takes time to process all that . In that course,I might loose my job and work permit

There things your siblings can start doing to make the process easy and save some time by taking the following steps while waiting for the convenient time to visit home.

1. Any of your siblings can help to get the Death Certificate of your parents from National Population Commission......each should cost between 2k to 5k.
2. Any of your siblings can help to the High Court in your state of origin and ask for the Probate Section and collect the a form....between 2k and 5k
3. They can send you a copy of the Probate Form for you to study and know the information required...(they are basic information you are familiar with).

When you have the opportunity to visit home
4. (a) Fill the Probate Forms. And submit the Probate Form to the court.
4. (b) Get a Bank Confirmation Letter for all the banks they used from the court...go to any major branch of the banks.
4. (c.) For shares go to the their Stock Brokers office and ask for the procedure of claiming their shares.

5. Don't involve in any struggle or agitation to claim any ancestral land.
Politics / Re: 1M Solidarity Walk For Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Stil Holds. Press Conference Tomorrow by portplus: 7:49pm On Nov 23, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:

No dey mention my name for this rubbish again


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Family / Re: Please How Can I Fix Things In My Family,i'm In A State Of Confusion by portplus: 7:06pm On Nov 23, 2021
ebuka10box:
thanks ,I'm grateful. I happen to be the next of kin .what happens to her benefits cause if I stay here it ain't gonna be possible, I need to be present and heard it takes time to process all that . In that course,I might loose my job and work permit

I understand.

You need to weigh the options.
Depending on what the assets are, if the are landed properties....... secure the documents and get a trusted solicitor (get one by referral) to manage the assets.

If they are shares and money in bank, start the process of getting a letter of administration next time you are opportune to come back home. It takes between 3 to 12 months. Just submit the documents to the court and get someone to help you follow-up.

Although it takes time, you don't have to be present through-out the process....you can file/submit the required documents to the court and allow your siblings to follow-up.

However if you feel relocating will offer you more income, then you need to come back....but consider the risk and current hash operating current environment for investments.

In all don't be in haste to relocate now.

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Family / Re: Please How Can I Fix Things In My Family,i'm In A State Of Confusion by portplus: 1:31pm On Nov 23, 2021
Stay in your base.
Focus on your job.
Keep in touch with your siblings always.
When God bless your hustle help your siblings or assist them to move out of the country.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women In A Rush To Get Married? by portplus: 3:35am On Nov 22, 2021
"Support her, we move, no be God leave you".
Celebrities / Re: Going Back To Nigeria After 3 Years Omg by portplus: 4:32pm On Nov 17, 2021
Awunliandvictor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1HIDp3GPv0
Don't come back ooooooooooooo!
At least not now....any time from 2024 upwards
Politics / Re: Rivers APC: Abe’s Camp Inaugurates Tinubu Support Group by portplus: 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2021
JaroMan:

On the contrary, he has lost it. Check all the people campaigning for him, they're IDPs in their state chapters.

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Politics / Re: Rivers APC: Abe’s Camp Inaugurates Tinubu Support Group by portplus: 6:42am On Nov 15, 2021
Tinubu has already hijacked the APC party structure....
If you know....you know.

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Politics / Re: Identities Of Soldiers Killed By ISWAP Terrorists In The Askira/Uba ambush by portplus: 7:07am On Nov 14, 2021
All troop movements within the theatre of war should done using APCs to stop this unnecessary wastage.
Politics / Re: Court Remands Chima Igwe, Ex-DG Of FIIRO For Certificate Fraud by portplus: 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2021
Sleekfingers:



Why him self forge certificate?

He did the wrong thing...
He should face the music...
That how it should be in a sane society.

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