₦airaland Forum

Geeman2006:
Did I quote you in the initial reply or are you now the spokesman! If you want to feel savage this evening, please be my guest! I Still don't have your prescription tho

Get more creative.
You don't over- use the same line when throwing banters. Are you not tired of this your prescription nonsense?

Geeman2006:
And if you are deluded enough not to recognise sarcasm, I don't have your prescription with me

There is a thin line between sarcasm and stupidity. Try and identify it.

Go through what you posted. Whatever you find sarcastic therein is enough to heal you of your delusions.

Throw more punches pleased

Geeman2006:
Seme & idi-oroko border is in Katsina state.

You are correct.
Jibia border is in Ekiti state.

Why not check the map of Nigeria before you come up with stew-pid arguments?

LAZAREY:
Rtrd commodore Olawumi appeared at DIA, yesterday, and today, 2 ministers were fired. Hope I'm not thinking aloud?

Conspiracy theorist.
� Fire on.

What has Nairaland turned to?

For somebody to bring a thread of 2010 in September 2021 is sickening.

If there are no stories/ issues to discuss, why not shut down for a few days?

EmekaA125:
Lol. Yoruba names can be funny atimes in short forms. Which one is Joke ? I thought Op meant Joke as in being comic.

Same thing as Shade as Shade(shop). Lol


Nice one from Lagos State.

What will you now say about people whose shortened form of their names are like: dick ( Dickson) for example.

buckeyemedia:
What is he doing, I know he is Jim Ovia’s errand boy?, I know the man has helped his banker friends become billionaires with favorable policies for the banks, to the detriment of the people. For CBN to function properly, it needs a true regulator, not a Governor that is from the banking community.

Very very very correct.
The Jim Ovias , Tony Emumelus, Aig- Imokhuedes, are the.ones pulling the guy's strings.
ANYTHING SHORT of a CBN outside of the banking mafias will not argur well for regulatory indipendence.

thebosstrevor1:
I know you didn't understand anything written there.

Instead of complaining, tell your very rich uncle that has like 500k dollars to start buying shares in some of these banks and companies in the stock exchange that are cash strapped using shell companies. After his buying spree, he will majority shareholders in those companies. But not the banks.

Another option, he can invest in Nigeria bond and make huge gain yearly.

Good suggestion.
For clearity, the " banks and companies" are not cash strapped. A fall in value of their shares does not in anyway indicate that.
Also, if your uncle has equivalent of $500k, there is no need buying thru she'll companies. There is no law that stops you from a buying spree as long as the fund is legit.

Militant30:
Fes to kwoment

Honestly, I prefer Saraki to others,He is young, smart, intelligent, not bigot like Buhari and his brothers.

The father Christmas of Rivers State should not be trusted with power again because of his desperation to grab power by all means.

God bless PDP.
God bless Me.
God bless Uche SECONDUS.

If Wike is the father Christmas you are.talking about, I can tell you without bias that HE is the only one that can clear the MESS Buhari has spread on the political landscape of Nigeria with his embarrassing nepotism and ethnicity.

The northern political elites are aware of this and will do everything against it.

KnownUnknown:
Emmanuel Amunike
From Stationary Stores to Zamalek of Egypt
The only Nigerian with the skills to feature for Barcelona (only 19 games but still) ******all due respect to Kanu

Emmanuel Amunike NEVER played for stationary stores.
Get your facts Right.

Trumann:
From Emir to Minister.
You are a political illiterate.

Calling him a political illiterate is generous.

He is a political dimwit.

Free data go cause problem for Naija.

Before they.chase you out, they will first stone you and your ilk as you suggested a few years ago.

The stones are in their hands already.

Kez11:
What does it mean to wear Arsenal Jersey in the dream ?

Just wake up and locate the nearest mountain of fire branch for deliverance from the spirit of .........


I am coming first.

Arsenal.
They get battered everywhere they go.

quentin06:
Saudi is not employing 500, doctors, the wailing on this matter should stop.

You are right.
They are not employing them. They are only interviewing them.

I also think the word " wailling' is already over-used.

If your patriotism is genuine, you should be worried that such number of professionals are linning up to leave for greener pastures all at once.

Limassol:
this argument that doctors received subsidised education is not only a misconception but also groundless. For a start, most European countries educate their citizens free of charge, and the quality of education offered is world class, so using your logic doctors educated there shouldn't receive any salary. What a flawed logic!

There are sooooo many illogical argument on Nairaland that people hold on to and back vigorously and tenaciously.

Positiveme2020:
Doctors that know there onion won't go to Saudi.There are better countries.

Not true sir.
Are you saying the consultants already aiming to go according to the report do not know their onions? They even know their tomatoes sef.

In case you do not know, Nigerian doctors leaving for saudi did not start today. It may not end anytime soon.
Same thing happened early 90s.

GENES11S:
Speak for yourself. I'm not corrupt and never will

Congratulations.
May be you are one of the non- existing few just like me.

I have never commented on any of Daddy Freeze's issue and I am not his fan but on this, HE GOT IT SPOT ON.

Almost ALL Nigerians are fantastically corrupt and just give the opportunity to those lamenting now and while stealing, they will be giving testimony every now and then in church.

Please I don't want any insult o.
But I want to ask, why do people put such revealing pictures out for public consumption?

Just a simple question abeg o.

Sysdatek:
The psg owners are sitting on trillions in gas money
150m is like 1k naira to them

You and the guy you quoted are right.
Arab money na gas money. if not for FFP, the PSG guys and the MAN CITY guys will turn football on it's head. That is what is curtailing them.

Population of idiots reduces by one.

Rest well wherever you find yourself.

Buliwyf:
If that guy had that kind of charm he will be robbing banks at night. Not you guys

So, you think the moment he enters the bank, the next thing is to pick money on the floor?

The perpetrators have tested the microphone. Hello, hello: now the music can start.

Expect another invasion of NDA a few weeks from now. Then, bandits on okada will come and go away with multitude.

Slowly but surely, they are getting there.

This life is truly UNFAIR.

Lewisjohnson:
Ewedu nd Amala at it again
Am nt surprised,
Wickedness is in der blood
I no mention name oo

I know you must have been disappointed seeing the name of the culprit.

All the same, accept my sympathy.

O God arise and put an end to this shame and disgrace in Nigeria.

NDA attacked?
Officers killed and others kidnapped?

Nothing more to say really!

This is indeed a sad news.

A whole NDA?

It shall not be well with those that have taken Nigeria to this level of shame and disgrace.

Gov. El- Rufai please the only problem I have with this your long epistle is the use of " we" , "we" that you emphasized

Who are the "we"?

ranceNi:
Falling

It has already fell

It has fallen already.

Buckeyemedia1:
Population of Jamaica 2,961,167 people gold, the population of Nigeria 211,898,957 bronze? Shameless People.

Why not tell us the population of India, China and Indonesia to balance your argument or perhaps the population of Kenya and Namibia?

This is what happens when an industry regulator loses it's focus and direction.

What is the primary purpose of opening a dom account in the first instance?

Who is qualified to open a dom account?

Banking in Nigeria is on it's head.