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Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Presses Juliet Ibrahim’s Booty For His Birthday (photos) by pressplay411(m): 9:55pm On Aug 07, 2017

I can't even beef... He's iceberg to the fuking slimm. Nothing relaxes the muscles like a good handful of a wonderfully sculpted derriere.
He's literally got his world in his hands.

Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga: "The Gay Law In Nigeria Is Stupid" by pressplay411(m): 9:45pm On Aug 07, 2017

That is just wrong on all levels. I know he's just trying to stand up for some of his gay connects but kolewerk.
And pls let them just stop with that BornGay crap. You were born straight with make or female tools. That alone decided what kind of sexual orientation you were born with. Perversion and perhaps misfortunes viz rape, wrong upbringing and influences are responsible for falling for non-heterosexuality.
On that premise, just like other vices such as armed robbery that were borne out of wrong influences or misfortunes, it is just unjustifiable and unacceptable.
I don't have a problem with you being gay, but pls DO NOT flaunt it in my face and expect me to accept it as a norm. Just picturing two grown ass masculine guys making out makes me want to puke already. Brb *rushing to toilet*

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Phones › Re: Glo Just Made Me Immortal Just To Download An Episode Of A TV Series by pressplay411(m): 7:21am On Aug 02, 2017

Abdgafarplenty:
The longest living human being that I know lived for #150years on earth approximately #54750 (ignoring leap year). Now Just because I'm using #Glo network and I decided to download my favorite TV shows just to kill boredom. The downloading speed got stuck at 114b/s and approximately 24million days equal 27 thousand years to complete. lets ignore the digit after 24. That's when the second Trumpet would sound or maybe we're been sorted to paradise. #GrandMastersofBastards. I'm sticking with you cuz you're cheap and I'm still after cheap data. But you guys can improve.

Feel your pain. Lol
Next time choose a different server link. The links are faster than one another.

Family › Re: Man Impregnates His Sister-In-Law In Nasarawa by pressplay411(m): 10:50pm On Jul 30, 2017

mikky4764:
The younger sister is in for a very big shock, she no no say table dey turn.

She set the guy up by sleeping nude and the Hot bastard gladly fell for the temptation big time.

Politics › Re: You Will Go Back To Jos In 2019 - Nnamdi Kanu Tells Rochas by pressplay411(m): 9:43am On Jul 30, 2017

DickTator1:
https://www.naij.com/1117573-you-jos-2019-nnamdi-kanu-tells-rochas-okorocha.html

Yet Igbos wonder why govt would arrest this rebel for treason?
With such provocative utterances being directed at the state and federal govt and words of incitement and hatred being propagated across the all eastern states?
Lets try to flip this around, if this was done by any other ethnic group, will igbos still share the same view?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You A Christian? by pressplay411(m): 9:36am On Jul 30, 2017

Thepasserby:
I have been around on nairaland for quite some time now to witness how the atheist try to sell their faith to all and sundry. To them, they have read the Bible and have known the truth. Some even claimed the Bible never existed. They say they are now atheists because they have read the Bible.

So, here is a question Christians should answer. Why are you still a Christian?

To me, I am a Christian for the following reasons

1. I have found the truth in the words Of The scriptures and these truths have shaped my life.

2. I have found peace and fulfilment

3. Most importantly, I have found Jesus

Jesus loves you.

Copied from www.palmchatnow.com

"Mosalashi don full like church full too. Who come be the people wey dey do the bad bad things?"

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You A Christian? by pressplay411(m): 9:32am On Jul 30, 2017

zicky:
I just feel Comfortable being a Christian.
Love to be like Christ, loving, gentle, compassionate, peaceful.

I like this.

Celebrities › Re: Fans React To Daniella Okeke's Big Backside (Photo) by pressplay411(m): 4:21pm On Jul 29, 2017

LePrezident:
Bia, where these mods? Make them come ban this guy again

Choi. This too shall pass. Hehe

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Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Should Be Put In Chains And Flogged Very Hard - Femi Fani-kayode by pressplay411(m): 4:15pm On Jul 29, 2017

There's a phenomenon in human behavior, I don't know the term for it. We tend to defend something bad when we have committed bad ourselves.
And once we fail to redeem ourselves from our bad actoon(s) the downward spiral is set in motion.
FFK was arrested for his various crimes, eventhough our courts of "justice" acquitted him, it's obvious he won't stop at nothing until he spirals and plummets to his abyss.

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Celebrities › Re: Fans React To Daniella Okeke's Big Backside (Photo) by pressplay411(m): 11:12am On Jul 29, 2017

freeman95:
Men see big yansh

Her real name is Ukwuchukwu. grin

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Romance › Re: 9 Things You Should Never Do To A Woman’s B**bs During Love Making by pressplay411(m): 9:36pm On Jul 23, 2017

Mirandah:
Uh....It wasn't A 0ld man.

wasn't even a man to begin with.

Hmm... Pix or adunbilivit. cheesy

Romance › Re: 9 Things You Should Never Do To A Woman’s B**bs During Love Making by pressplay411(m): 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2017

You have to squeezem both together and suck both nipples at once to double the ecstasy.
This is impossible with A-cups and B-cups... Sorry grin

Romance › Re: 9 Things You Should Never Do To A Woman’s B**bs During Love Making by pressplay411(m): 9:28pm On Jul 23, 2017

Mirandah:
don't bite my tits, I'll Kill you and give your remains to the crows!

Lol definitely speaking from experience. Sorry in arrears dear. This is why you should date old men, they'll never bite you, they don't even have teeth. grin

Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Major Parts In Ago Palace Way Okota by pressplay411(m): 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2017

dedons:
oga stop saying what you don't know.

I stay at Ago, Grandmate to be precise. Whenever it rains, even if it's just a little, all Ago streets are always like that except Palace way.

The drainage system need to be looked into.

You both can't just generalize. Some parts of Ago have good drainage, some are just eye sore. I can only imagine what century axis looks like right now.

Politics › Re: Flood Takes Over Major Parts In Ago Palace Way Okota by pressplay411(m): 4:43pm On Jul 22, 2017

bkool7:
Taiwo is off Ago Palace way

Ago Palace way has good drainage but the indiscrimate dumping of pure water bottles and sachets has blocked some of the drainages. Ali dada busstop is sometimes flooded when it rains heavily

If you be babe now I for say mk we link up. grin

That's my territory. Wagwan.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Anointed CFM SEER 1 Claims He Healed HIV+ Man With Anointing Water by pressplay411(m): 12:37pm On Jul 15, 2017

Oya Limpopo.
I'm only interested in the price if this specially packaged and branded anointing water. It even carries the pastors face not christ.
But I'm sure it's sold out already. Lool

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Celebrities › Re: "People Call My Father Jackson, Because Of His Dancing Skills" - Sina Rambo Says by pressplay411(m): 10:17am On Jul 15, 2017

I hope he meant Janet Jackson cos that shi way gay. Haha
If that was my dad I'll never speak to him again.

Celebrities › Re: Tekno Wants A Child From Lola Rae? (Check This Out) by pressplay411(m): 8:47am On Jul 15, 2017

40kobo77:
Just like you.

Takes one Bastard to know another.

How is your landlord father?has your mom told your "supposed" dad that the landlord is your father?

Ask your mom how she pays the landlord for rent,since your loser father is jobless.

Hahaha so you can dish it out but can't take it. You sound so pained right now. Don't worry just breathe. Hehe

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Wants A Child From Lola Rae? (Check This Out) by pressplay411(m): 8:38am On Jul 15, 2017

So thats how tekno stole the girl of my dreams.
*smashes tecno phone on the wall* *wakes up*
Thank God my tecno phone is still intact.

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Family › Re: I Regret Playing The US Visa Lottery - A Heart Breaking Story. by pressplay411(m): 3:25am On Jul 15, 2017

Women can be so heartless. Even if you must cheat on your husband must you get pregnant too and sit back watching the poor guy dying for another person's children? Only 1 out of 4 is his huh

FatherLordAlmighty!
The audacity of even raining curses and insults on the man again with desperate lies... I can't deal.
Truly the heart of a woman is an abyss of secrets and lies.

I don't even know how to lie to a person talk less of a life threatening lie to the one I'm supposed to love?
I hope Granp learns to love those kids like his own. Apparently the truth is difficult but they need to be told.
She doesn't deserve the good memory they have of her, he should let them know the level of evil scum and trash their mother was.

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Celebrities › Re: Why Davido Was Almost Beaten In London by pressplay411(m): 11:30pm On Jul 14, 2017

LePrezident:
Lol, no proof is better than picture proof

http://notjustok.com/2017/07/12/fans-are-still-overwhelmed-after-wizkid-shut-down-london-with-lit-show-and-free-refreshments/

Celebrities › Re: D'Banj Congratulates Wizkid On His New Album by pressplay411(m): 11:25pm On Jul 14, 2017

LePrezident:
After all these years you're still obsessed with eja nla. Remember years ago when Jazzy and Kokomaster fell out and I told you that Kokomaster would be disadvantaged but you 'yimu'd'. Abi now we can tell who gained more relatively.

Obsessed is putting it mildly. The mohits movement was massive. Their void is yet to be filled. So no vex sir is it too much to ask of just a lil piece of that?
But like you said dbanj is the worse hit musically from their split.

Celebrities › Re: Why Davido Was Almost Beaten In London by pressplay411(m): 11:20pm On Jul 14, 2017

LePrezident:
Link to this free party and jollof or adunbilivit

Actually heard it on radio.

Celebrities › Re: Why Davido Was Almost Beaten In London by pressplay411(m): 10:39pm On Jul 14, 2017

greatman247:
the task financially. They show off at the end they beg fans for financial help when they are down with one ailment or the other. The moral of this is, quit the fake life. I hate fake life.

Lol it's called showbiz. It's even worse in the US. Most of what we see on TV and hear in their music is what they believe we want to see and hear. It's all make-believe.
You really expect Snoopdogg to advertise that taking drugs is good? Really?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Eldest Daughter Pictured Together by pressplay411(m): 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2017

Leonbonapart:
made to believe? Maybe the world creates itself. what do you think?

Leave creation out, no one has any concrete explanation of that.
Have you seen (not heard) any of the miracles stated in your Bible being replicated in your present day?
Have you even seen an angel lately? At least they supposedly visited man occasionally.
You choose to believe, don't act like it's provable when it's not. Yet you're quick to shut down science that is the reason you're even able to read this post on whatever device you're using from wherever you are over the earth at the palm of your hand. Show some respect and appreciation.

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Celebrities › Re: D'Banj Congratulates Wizkid On His New Album by pressplay411(m): 9:43pm On Jul 14, 2017

Kingblingz:
Real ones recognise Real ones.... God Ejanla,God bless Wizkid and God bless the nigerian industryy

This is significant because it is dbanj recognizing Wizkid for achieving successfully what dbanj was aspiring to accomplish before his fall out with jazzy.
I'm sure Eja Nla will be working with Baba Nla after this, I mean it's only legit.

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Celebrities › Re: Why Davido Was Almost Beaten In London by pressplay411(m): 9:39pm On Jul 14, 2017

greatman247:
You think say to fight na small pikin thing? Davido or Olamide just dey form James Bond for us dem no fit fight. Even Olamide claiming street self all na for mouth. They only make noise about what they can't do. Nigerian artists been living fake life since 17bc. After fake life na fake life again.

American artists are the real deal, when they call themselves goon, gangster or thug that's what they truly are. Most of them have killed before, involved in one street fight or the other before and some of them have been convicted for murder, drug dealing or fight. When they have problem with anybody they confront and take it to the street. They involve in beef for real not our the kind of silly beef naija artists involve In just to twist our brain and make money for themselves. American artist are even fucking richer and they invest for future while naija artists keep living their fake lives and keep living on what they can't afford or maintain.

I think I'll go with our fake 9ja artists, thanks.
But since you prefer violence you can have migos and young thug.

Celebrities › Re: Why Davido Was Almost Beaten In London by pressplay411(m): 9:36pm On Jul 14, 2017

LePrezident:
Wizkid did free show and gave free jollof in London? When?

Yass. That's the word.
@least fans are beginning to benefit from their beef. Lol

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