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MikeBetty:
wasted Venture. Who Will Read From It? Will It Renew Oil Well Lisence Or Will It Give You Presidency?

Hi bro, how old are u? Let me believe u are far younger than me.

Why do guys pay so much attention to presidency and mock igbos becus of political position? U guys keep forgetting that Nigerian politicians are all the same. In fact, north with the highest number of political positions, heads of state, oil well, etc remains the poorest region in sub saharan Africa. It is still the region with least number of educated youths, highest death rate and unending insecurity.

Same story across the entire country from west to east to South South. How do u guys celebrate political appointments and mock igbos as if the other regions with these political appointments are now like Dubai?

The matter Dey shame me. Lol. Nigerians shaa, no wonder our leaders Dey use us play football.

Wickedfacts:
I have never seen any Igbo supposed business man who doesn't have a criminal history, not one.

That's the hard, cold truth.

U are the biggest fo ol on earth. So na Yoruba and hausa business men that are clean abi?

If u don't know anything shut up. This one is pure hatred. No clean wealthy nigerian billionaire okay. Either thru drug, or political looting or ritual or money laundering for politicians. They are never clean. It is not and igbo thing

Some of them have retired already and they stollen wealth is still working for them. Guy get they Bleep out if u don't know anything to say. Hausa billionaires wey loot Nigeria Dry during military regime. Bleep off

rosy1992:
This is too extreme, the worst part of it is that he is a guy. Sooner or later they will take it to the next level.

Sure, the lady will get wet. It is normal. Our body is not wood as humans. This is why we must avoid things that can cause us to do stuff we don't wish to do.

From these pics, the lady will get wet, he will also get erection. And surely, they will do penetration.

Im sorry o but go and do a DNA for all the kids. If u dont have money, go and meet church and beg them and tell them ur story. Those kids may not be yours.

lol, ur wife na champion. Chaii, it is a pity u have been sharing ur wife with other men for these years to the point that someone had to tell u that it was too much. lol

Oga, ur case has no solution. U better divorce that woman before she kills u or dash u disease. U are a weak man. Nonsense.

Timmyprox:


My tummy

My happiness is that na all of us gather dey the country as the politicians be it from north, east, west, south south, milk us dry.

Aonkuuse:
Wailers will say because he is not a Fulani man

Yea, Buhari is over active once a person is not Fulani. Even Tinubu told south west governors not to mess with Fulani that the president will always protect the interest of his fulanis.

Buhari is a bigot. No be today na.

thewatcher2020:
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Now I see a comment from a user I can engage with.

You see people talking about “buying cars, building big mansions and marrying most beautiful girls as achievements”. So sad that way too many black folks are just damn too individualistic in their perspective as to what amounts to quality “life”. Serial consumers and null-creators abounds in the black community and countries and we wonder why these folks are shutting their borders in numbers!

Lol, if I'm the President of any of these advanced countries. I could have done worse. Majority of blacks are pure parasites. Consumers of products. U wonder why whites create open source platforms just to share knowledge.

Chepos1:
This will serve as a lesson to those who think Nigeria unity is a joke.

lol, I really wish i could meet u in real life and we sit down and talk.

What has a united nigeria done for this country?

Pls, do not mention personal achievements. I mean, as a country.

arantess:
I can't wait for that captain to be handed over to police
Them go do am shege for sanko

Oh boy, if them hand that captain to police, ahhhhhh, he better pray they dont o. They will make dying via Boko Haram a better death for him.

I dont wish him such becus it would be too bad for him. Chaii! Only if he had known.

zoo

where soldiers now go on illegal duty as bodyguards. hahahahaahahahahahaha

zoo better pass Nigeria aswear!

lol

I have lost hope in the country. With the plan to elect El Rufia or Tinubu as the next president, na die! My only silent prayer is to get the visa needed out.

Ur current president does not have basic capacity to study data independently. He relies heavily on what aids tell him. And u know those ones can lie for Africa. Has Buhari paid an unannounced visit to any of the sectors we have in this country?

That man is not even fit to be win class rep election. He does not understand leadership at all. He is just there freshing up and eating tax payers money and traveling around the world.

He can not pick data, study it over night, interpret it and independently verify it. This man does not even understand what is happening in this country. He is such a lucky man becus he has never worked hard. He is a product of quota system and he does not know the meaning of hustle.

Not just him, all our leaders are so daft. Majority of them are so old school that they cant interpret a given data. They are so lucky that we are made up lazy and cowards as youths. Na to type online like Im doing now we sabi. The next is se x se x se x. Nothing else.

I read his tweet about this food stuff, laugh won finish me. The man dey sleep sef. lol

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The police remain very intelligent unit. How they go about their tracking is awesome since we lack basic infrastructure in Nigeria.

The gun dealer they caught is a good example. This kidnapper would have become another success story if not for the ugly incident.

Rest in peace officers. I'm sure the police will not rest until the captain faces the law. The affected officers are top rated officers in the force. The boko haram war should be faced with intelligent gathering by the force. Many moles are making the war difficult for the military who lack intelligence gathering..

DSS will be laughing now. I pray army and soldiers settle this case shaa.. Mopol and soldiers are always working together.

Who noticed this lady has pride?

Serious one for that matter!

Niaja4real:
What a lame defence from another unfortunate quota colonel hassan.
Trained to killed indeed, but would speedily dropped their weapons & make tactical maneuver's & runs into Cameroon when pressed by armed men like them.

Exactly what i wanted to say. He is a product of quota system and force..

If u leave people like this man based on merit and excellency, they cant even see the break light. This is one of the biggest problems of the country, quota system.

Abia state is trash. I'm from Abia state.

Just like the entire country, it is a complete trash.

Olalan:
Majority if Our politicians are no different from highway robbers......

When they asked us to join protest did we join? We were laughing at the young man.

These politicians, from national assembly to the rest of the politicians are all criminals. Including the leader. If u know how these guys milk us dry, u will weep.

Nigerians, especially southerners are fo ols. These guys don't give a dam about Nigerians.

The average black man just wants to get paid. He wants to earn money.. Nothing but getting paid.

Sadly, this is the major reason blacks are mainly not into creation but consumption. This is the bane of under development among blacks.

[quote author= post=81185617]The bolded above is so true and apt.

Peaceful coexistence, love and unity is all we need in our nation to move forward.
God bless Nigeria.[/quote]Hahahaha when will u guys learn that the biggest problem of Nigeria is her useless constitution?

If u guys truly want development that will reach the masses and not the political class alone, then revert back to regional based constitution and watch lagos skyrocket into superb city on it own. Others will pick up too.

Bizibi:
this what I fear about the op, he pray he doesn't go on heartbreaking spree.

Yea, it happens. I did same. It was the last girl i dated i pity pass. That babe suffered in my hand shaa.

Arsenella007:
Look at this non entity.. I know your brain is made of terracotta, dumb idiot.. All you know is trolling, get a life..

Lol, why are u giving that guy attention? He is broke. His entire life starts and ends on nairaland.

Hey bro, brace up okay, I was there. This should make u stronger. Lol, my own story funny. I loved beyond comprehension. men too dey love shaa, girls dont love with their heart o.

Women are more matured in love than men. Women come out of heart break faster. lol. Brace up okay.

Ur story sounded like mine. Well, today, Im married, happy while that ma yeye ex never marry sef. lol. I dey ball with my young wifie. Im less than 30. So bro. enjoy ur self, u go dey alright. dont be harsh on ur self, becus u will surely feel pains.

Well, in ma case, many girls paid o. I broke hearts eh, i became a beast. I wouldnt say u should do same becus i later felt bad that i had to hurt so many ladies becus of the stupidity of one.

Fourwinds:
digest this.

1. Do you wear tattoo?
2. Do your wear dreadlock or crazy hairstyle
3. Do you sag your trousers and boxers?
4. What type of car do you drive and the work you do? Your age too ...are they consumesurate with your pay?
5. Where are the places your visit and at what time do you visit such places? You don't expected a security agent to see you at 12a.m. ,1a.m. ,2a.m. And not query you.

Ask yourself sincerely . Do you flaunt any of these ...

How can a small child poopoo and you expected flies not to peach on his/her bumbum..

A wise man once said "who brain is given sense is expected "

Lol, don't mind them bro. Most of them lie about all these. And I have been stopped by police four good times and they did nothing to me because nothing fishy about me.

Some of these guys u see are criminals. Just like one I know very well who is a fraudster, if he gets maltreated by police now, news will come out online that he is innocent. A well known G boy doing coded yahoo plus.

Most of them who make most noise are not clean bro. The kidnapper they freed may even go and kidnap again. Yeye country. Soldiers Dey work with these guys wella.

YanDKoko:
This is a good one!

When will Nigerian Youths stop the folly of TRIBALLY fighting each other online/offline and fight the real enemy: the corrupt political office holders turning them against each other and their evil ideologies?

They have been using the divide and rule system! Great Youths, Unite against those robbing you and your generation yet unborn of a Beautiful life & future!!

Kindly repost & share on every social media platform till every youth wakes up!!! We can and should do this TOGETHER

Funny enough, those leaders do laugh at Nigerian youths. Wole Shoyinka's comment about the youths can tell more about this. Even Buhari insulted the youths.

The political class are aware that the youths are dysfunctional. Worse part of it is that na broke, hungry, unemployed youths go Dey fight them selves on top politicians who have their kids well secured. Lol.

tsdarkside:
aaah,now you get it....stop writing too much....keep it short....

is not that anything you write will change how i think anyways....

Yea, same as yours... and it wont stop how they are killed over there too.

some of u dont understand how useless ur country is.

Make una dey there dey insult one another while ur politicians use the best hands in the police and make available competent arms for the to protect them while u all are left with policemen with wack ammunition to guide the rest of u.

Look at the barracks of ur police men. And i heard some yeye students were protesting at mtn office and shutting it down when ur police men have yeye barracks and poorly paid.

The things we are supposed to protest, we couldnt. Is that not madness? Yeye country disgracing her self every day. After we go dey follow other african countries dey troll online. lol, 4th world country.

tsdarkside:
wait wait....before you write a book....i dont like many meaningless words....

dont let people victimize you and any of your kind....

dont forget what happened back then in germany....

at the end those german moroons didnt care wheather they were good or criminal jews...

I dont even feel safe in my country, so I careless about those in other countries doing illegal things.

tsdarkside:
and i repeat:
anything else is not acceptable....
you only risk innocent nigerians been lynched when you keep quiet....!!

Lol, then they should stop going there na. If u ask them to return, they will refuse. lol

Naija problems are already too much. We cant even save our selves here. Nigerians kill them selves more in Nigeria than anywhere else in the world.

Also, some of those killings in SA are done by fellow Nigerians when drug deals go wrong. Abeg, we have plenty problems here already. Innocent Nigerians have not really had issues in SA. They live fine and mingle well. These things usually happen to drug dealers, internet fraudsters and human traffickers. And sadly, most are done by fellow Nigerians.

tsdarkside:
i have nothing against that,but lynching people is unacceptable....

arrest them,report them to police,take them to court,deport their stvpid asses....

but anything else is a no no....

Yea, i get u perfectly bro. But our own too much. Just like we have many Nigerians taking drugs to Asia and getting killed. Na only us get bad government ni? Our own is too much abeg. If u give Nigerians the chance, they will scatter ur society and turn it into a lawless one with many crimes.

tsdarkside:
wetin i wan go find in south africa....

but let them know that their are nigerians that will gladly shoot them in the face....

Abegi, Nigerians, I know us very well. I know how we dey do. My neigbor was in Tanzania last year for vacation, she was told how Nigerians come there to do fraud, spoil their youths and engage in bloody human trafficking. There are simply a few decent Nigerians out there. Majority are simply after quick way to make money.

I support any country using every means to defend her society before it gets to Nigerian level where someone given the job to fight corruption will be there looting as well.

Yeye country.

[quote author=tsdarkside post=81155697]respect....i dont need their fvcking respect .they can stick it up their south african butts....!!

am sayin they should back the fvck of....!![/quote

It is not by force to go to south africa na. lol

dominusgai:
You do realize that the police in USA are frequently sued for police brutality. Also, most of those involving shooting are those that they themselves have weapons on them.
For most part, any running unharmed person shot by the police will be investigated and the police sued.

But we are funny. Did u come out when they called for protest? Or u think USA got to the level they are today with their citizens sitting as if nothing 'concern them'.

I mentioned the usa becus they also have share of police brutality. As for the suing and all that, u need a better society to get that to happen. To get a better society, we must learn to put ethnic sentiments aside and demand for our constitution to be changed, demand better pay for our police officers like their counterparts in the usa, demand for better work condition for our policemen like their counterparts in the usa, elect better leaders, provide the much needed infrastructure needed to track a running suspect like they do in the usa.

The police in the usa have many ways to catch u with the help of database, infrastructure, technology, etc. We dont do any of these and we want our police to be developed when our own very political system, society, and mindsets are far from development. lol

We funny so much. Like our students association who are protesting for the killings of Nigerians in SA but failed to protest when the govt and the lecturers were busy with strike. Is that not madness?

They also failed to protest as we have more Nigerians getting killed in Nigeria than anywhere else. They also cant protest for govt to improve our educational system. They also cant join to protest for a review of this babaric constitution. Lol, we are always looking to solve a problem from the surface without trying to solve the problem from the root. We too funny aswear.