₦airaland Forum

afam4eva:
Lawyers are grade 1 liars whether they are Christians or not. If what is in the bible is anything to go by then "All liars lawyers shall have their path in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."

judge not, so that ye shall not be judged.

meanwhile, waka

pendo89:
If you read the thread you will get the answer.The more you ignore the more he acts.

Glad you highlighted that. If I had powers to hook him up with a gal I would have done so so that he diverts attention from me. I want him to impress another gal who will appreciate his efforts.
Hes not mine type.Its cz u dont know me well. There's just no hope. That is what I call vanity of vanities
He doesn't have what I admire in a guy. plus I feel NOTHING at all.
Ever seen something and you feel like itching or lose appetite? yeah thats what am talking about.
Am not saying hes physically bad n.We just repulse

dang! I guess if you are not feeling him there is nothing you can do about it. Maybe you should hook him up with some other girl. hopefully that will get him off your back. lol

I hope this does not turn into one of those stories where this same guy will find another girl at the office, hook up with her, and then you will start becoming jealous of his relationships with his hookups and want him them. It happens all the time. I guess sometimes some ladies act repulsive to guys who sweat them but chase after the knuckleheads they can't have. I am not saying that you are that type of girl, but girls sometime can be funny.

pour holy water around your office and bind him. make sure you also plead the blood

iyatrustee:
Of course I know he is high on sumtin! Just becos we don't upload our pictures doent make us fugly. I for one prefer to hide behind my username so I can be free to say watever.

ok post pics of your bodies without the face.

Na so so flat yansh and pot belly we go see.

Not even one single girl to prove us wrong, even if you have to go find the pics from one of your fb friends. Even 99% of all your friends on fb have kwashiokor bodies.

Sad but true.

Nayah:
Depends if he's ambitious and work hard to maintain balance in the couple why not?, everybody's not born to be a Donald Trump but the real strengh of a human being is work; hard work

But a lot of Naija women avoid, for example, those "handsome" guys who are selling pure water or recharge cards on the streets of Lagos despite those guys being hardworking. Many of the Naija girls, like Ini Edo and Mercy Johnson, are busy chasing after some Prince or Alhaji Alhaji or Otunba or Chief, most of whom already have wives and children at home. Many of these women would rather be a second or third wife to these men while single, hardworking men lay idle. These men are poor not because they are not hardworking but because of the paddy paddy system in Nigeria.

Women are way, way more complicated than men. Men are simple, and any woman with common sense knows what men want. To understand women, you need at least a babalawo, a genie in a bottle, a crystal ball, and seven alfas and pastors fasting for 70 days and 70 nights. Even with all that, you may get it wrong.

Natasha,,:
oh please so na you come understand the song pass shey? please lets call a spade a spade and not shovel, the song is crap and that's the truth

Apparently I had to break down the meaning of the song to people like you who did not understand it. It is one thing to say you don't like the song; it is another thing to say the song makes no sense. You have every right to dislike the song, but to say the song makes no sense, when it actually does, is to look stupid. It would speak humbly if that person who does not understand the song to humbly ask for interpretation. That's where I come in.

tpia@:
if that's considered one of the best nollywood has to offer, then nigerian women indeed have a problem.

If you speak the facts, they say you are disrespecting Nigerian women, despite the proof being in the pudding.

9jafetish:
not that i think i am ugly, i just don't want some people to know i come on here.

Post a picture of yourself (showing your body) so that I can give you a tailored advice. If you are concerned about disclosing your identity, blur out your face in the picture. I can still advice you with a picture with a blurred face.

date married men or dudes who have gfs. those kind of relationships will provide you with plenty of drama to keep you engaged and involved.

we felt the earthquake in Georgia, too. I thought I was going to die. I screamed  Oriyami

Amya:
You know the same way there are smart young good-looking guys, there are also the older pot-belied ones (All Nigerians)
For every girl that goes after the moneybags, there's another going after Mr young and smart. Since pot-belied moneybags are not getting criticisms here, the girls who follow them shouldn't.

You have hit my point--that 99.9% of Naija women don't go after the young, sexy guys. My argument is that Naija girls go after the money, which unfortunately is primarily controlled by the older, pot-bellied dudes in Nigeria. Hence, you have, for example, Nollywood actresses and young Naija girls running to Abuja looking for daddies.

My criticism of the pot-bellied guys who go after these money-hungry girls is that they are tricks. But at least the guys don't act as though they are saints and keep it real. The poster is the one trying to misrepresent reality--that 99.9% of babes love slim, chocolate guys, when any person in touch with reality knows money is the number sexy to girls.

Amya:
This same pot-bellied, fat guys introduced to them by their friend that the Nigerian girls are taunted for following are not from outer space! They are Nigerian men for crying out loud! It goes both ways!!!

Huh! What goes both ways? The attitude from Nigerian women? What are you talking about?

Amya:
He was talking about girls in general! Somehow, naija girls had to come into this. BTW why do Naija guys hate Naija girls so much?

@OPIsn't 99% a bit too much? I think most would go for tall and huge (like i do!)

As this is a Nigerian forum, references to a particular sex may be reasonably construed as an implicit reference to Nigerians. Also, dear, I love my Nigerian women; I do not hate you all.

However, whatever comment I say is a constructive criticism of Nigerian girls, and I am sure you yourself know in your heart of hearts that those criticisms are true. I just hope that my Nigerian sisters change their ways and act civilly and act like reasonable women. For example, responding with an attitude to advances from guys is an uncivilized way Nigerian girls act, and my mere criticism of that behavior does not mean I hate Nigerian women.

tell me how many Naija girls are walking around looking for chiseled, chocolate sexy guys. BS. Even if a chiseled, chocolate guy approached many of these Naija girls on the street or at a random place many of these girls will be intimidated and won't know how to act.

Naija girls are attracted to money, first and foremost. They are also attracted to pot-bellied, fat guys who was introduced to them by their friend.

Naija girls are socially defunct and don't know how to meet guys who are strangers, even if that guy were a sexy, chocolate blah blah blah.

The poster's hypothesis may apply to African American girls or other African girls who are socially engaging. Naija girls have attitudes 99% of the time to guys who are strangers who approach them, even if he is a sexy, chocolate. Naija girls are socially defunct. Only money makes them say woah. Naija girls are money hungry suckers.

useless thread

Many people don't understand the song and therefore do not appreciate it because they do not know the meaning of an Oliver Twist. They apparently did not read the Oliver Twist novel. Put simply, an Oliver Twist is a person who is not satisfied and wants to have everything. Applying that definition to D'Banj's Oliver Twist song, D'Banj is talking about a guy who wants to have all the girls. He wants to have, among other girls, Beyonce, even though she is with Jigga; Nicki Minaj, because her nyansh is bigger; Rihanna, because he makes him gaga; Omotola, because people like her; Genevieve, because she is so sweet; and Nadia Buari, because she does not drink gari.

And the last part of the song immediately before the chorus says, "You want to have them all, because you are just an Oliver, Oliver, Oliver Twist." Rather than for some people to say they do not understand a song and humbly ask for interpretation, they simply say the song makes no sense. Bottom line, the song is entertaining and will be a hit.

As usual, once white people start to like the song and give it the Oyinbo stamp of approval, all these people with inferiority complex who had earlier claimed to hate the song will now claim that they now like the song--that it grew on them.

1) Huan Zuan phone

2) Hua wei Phone

3) Chinese Blackberry

4) Chinese Samsung

5) Chinese Nokia

kweeneve:
Diekoniaratoyimikaniwajunieyin-ninuaraninujesu-43 letters. Dat is d longest av heard so far.

are you sure you didn't make that up?

M M M:
11. I dont do guyz blow-job

abi ooooooooooo

SAFO:
Hey, I'm just a reformed playa trying to give back to the community.

Helping others like you is part of my rebuilding process.

<<<so he tell me how he played u>>>

Good stuff. There are lots of people in the community who need a word or two.

Mr, Cork:
Princek12. are you 12years old?

Yes. Are you 11 years old?

Mrs.Chima:
I suggest you find out why you keep getting women that lies to you, OP. 

You are suppose to be a "player" and getting played by lying women.  Hmm.

You cannot control if someone lies to you. Liars are liars and would lie to anyone. As a player, as long as you get what you want out of the deal (*****), you recognize the lies and don't fall for it, and the lies do not affect you, then a player does not care.

It is called game recognize game.

Oyhakhilome

11 letters

Majekodunmi

11 letters

1) I don't usually do this on the first night, but you are different.

2) After breaking up with a guy who cheats on her, she says, he has a small thingy.

3) She says, "there is no way anyone else could be the father of this baby" (even though she has been involved with another guy or guys, either of whom could be the possible father). Thank God for DNA test.

4) When on a date, she says, "I don't like to eat amala or pounded yam or egusi with my hand; bring me a fork or spoon or I will just eat rice or fast food."

5) Because she wants to convince the guy she just met last week to take her shopping, she says, "honey, I love you; you are the only sugar in my tea, the only pepper in my pepper soup, & the only goat head in my isi ewu."

6) After claiming she is a virgin to her husband and husband subsequently finding out that her stuff is a 5-lane expressway, she says, "honey, I may have lost my virginity while playing sport; I didn't lose it by being involved with a man."

7) She says, "honey, before today, I had never done the style done by dogs; I did it because I am comfortable with you."

8 ) She says, "honey, this is the first time I have done oral; I do it because I feel comfortable with you."

9) You see her with a bottle of large Gulder or extra large Guiness stout (aka Odeku) and She says, "I really don't do this; I just decided to give it a try for the first time."

10) You meet her in the club and she says, " I really don't do this; my friends just forced me out."

Mrs.Chima:
I see somebody saw a clip of Player's Club and ran with it not knowing the theoretics of it all. 

Let me school YOU "players". 

Players do not "wife" women. 
Players do not pay for ANYTHING that why they are "players".   
Players do not have children or move in with the women. 
Real Players do not need nursery rhyme books to land a prey.   
Players do not have jobs and depend on their prey for support. 

Mack daddies usually "wife" women
Mack Daddies pay for their women or pay the cost to be the boss at times.
Mack Daddies have children and have a toothbrush at the main woman's house (that who he normally have children with while sleeping with other chicks)
Mack Daddies a day job to pay the cost to be the boss but rarely depend on women for support.

That's a damn shame I had schooled "players".   I know the real players like ain't this some BULLSHIT.

I guess you are being caught up with semantics. Players could mean someone playing multiple women, and it could mean someone playing by the rules as enunciated in the players' manual with one woman.


Now let me school you.

Your definition of a mack daddy is pretty much what is called a "trick." Paying for your woman or the cost to be the boss are codewords for paying for kitty (aka trick).

Players do wife women sometimes, althought they will most likely have other women on the side, many of whom know about the wife, and all of whom will be getting played. Interestingly, the wife at home usually knows about the other women, but she is being played. the wife at home may also not know about the other women. it is called game, my dear. Only players can do it.

A player may or may not have a job, but you are absolutely wrong in saying a player does not have a job. A player may have a job, his own business, but what separates a player with money from a trick is that the player uses his money to freshen up himself--buying nice clothes, nice cologne, good shoes, eating good, going to the gym, etc--knowing that women will be attracted to him if he takes care of himself.

On the other hand, a trick will use the money that he could have used to take care of himself and spends it on the women, many of whom may not even give him any punny. A trick spends money to entice or convince a woman to give him punny. A trick or your mack daddy pays the woman's rent, car note, cell phone bills, takes her shopping, etc. A player does not do such trick behavior, and even if he decides to spend money on a woman, a player will spend money only on entertainment (to enhance the encounter) and to reward the woman for a good punny. A player--if he chooses to spend--will likely spend money on alcohol to get her drunk, weed to get her high, food for her starving arse so that she can get the energy to phuck good, etc.

Child, you know nothing about the players' game and the streets. Please stay in your house.

Mrs.Chima:
You and every other man who thinks he is a player is the one paying for Kitty.  Who's getting played?   

LMAO@women who got men paying the cost to be the boss is being played 

Hey SAFO! Since you have used the player book and according to this fool your wife is being played. What say you?

pay for kitty? I don't do prostitutes.

yes, if you are not the player you are being played, so the wife was being played. but it worked because he wifed her.

the player book is for real. women will say one thing but act another way. had he contacted her the next day and looked desperate she may have thought he is too easy and available. women go for what they cannot easily get.

and how can a woman claim she knows about a man's player book when she is not the player but the one who is being played?

BABE!:
So many females? So BABE! = so many females?

It's just tight pants na. No biggie. Why aren't you complaining about babe wearing tight tops? 

I thought yield is a female.

anyway, ladies wear tight tops to show their les oranges, so I can't complain about babes wearing tight tops. And men's dresses differ from women's.

telling an ugly girl she is beautiful will help you score many points

telling a beautiful girl she is beautiful will likely not earn you many  points

telling a flat nyansh girl she has a nice nyansh will earn you double points (don't lie and flatter her by saying she has a big nyansh, because she will know you are lying, for just about every girl looks at her nyansh before she leaves the house)

telling a big nyansh girl she has a big nyansh will make you look like a pervert to her


some tips out of my players manual, 3rd ed.

Big B1:
Pls ask this man to first defend the $17B spent on [b]invisible [/b]electric power supply.

it was not invisible; you just need a special lens to see it.