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Opportunity comes very rarely and so when such opportunity presents itself they(gals) grab it with both hands and legs. It is that time they will remember pizza, chicken and chips, burgers e.t.c. Food wey they no dey chop for house.
The most annoying part of it all is that i am watching my weight thing and they go still dey eat like person wey neva chop food for him whole life. Little wonder why gals of nowadays have DRUM BELLY.

I do not know why but i am usually drawn to petite gals. They can be very daring and aggressive and i really love them for that. I remember one of my gals those days, when we want to eat "sharwama",i will be like "make i no kill this babe ooh" due to her fragile nature but when we start she will just dominate me as if i am her student. Petite gals are very very enigmatic.

These people don reach costain. They are really spreading fast.

sexynabila:
i can never b a friend to any guy dat has too much ego talkless of dating one....these set of guys turn me off

I strongly doubt it because when you see and get to know me in person, you would be drooling and longing to always be with me.

ccollins:
Lol, seems like a MILF and nothing more

You don too watch porn so tey your eye see dey keyhole as p.uss.y.

echobee:
Use super glue to gum the shaved hair back to the right place

For your mind now na talk you just talk abi?

I fall into category A and i kind of allign with the personality.
Nice and very informative write-up.

Kindly send it to pristinemuscles@gmail.com
I have received it, thanks and God bless.

It is practically impossible. Can untreated malaria become typhoid-fever? The answer of course is an emphatic NO even though we are made to believe otherwise. My best advice for her is to go to the hospital so that a thorough diagnosis as well as a comprehensive lab test be made. Most STIs do mestasize(spread to other surrounding organs) when left untreated.

But really nairaland is turning into something very very repulsive and i believe very soon nairaland is going to become a thing of the past. Why should a baseless and purposeless topic such as this make frontpage for GOD'S SAKE? WETIN BE DIS.

Up BARCA. I can see the treble coming to NOU CAMP.

blessedfavoured:
10000 stage 1
9500 stage 3
Engineering.
Even though i'm doing it just because... i just feel its not real

Ur brain dey hot ooh.

wristwatch:
hahahaha bros nah so.. No mind dem

Baba, d tin dey vex me jare.

Number 1 is becoming too rampant. Okay, ladies like guys with good biceps, pecs, abs and strong thighs but most of them don't have well toned body and good figure, so what do they do, they deceive us with fake buttpads, pushup bras and plastic hips. Okay when we want to chop "shawarma", u hear something like "pls turn off the light" because all their bodyparts don dey sag like pendulum.
For number 5, i do not fancy all those english names. I prefer it when a gal tells me her native name no matter how weird or unpleasant it might sound. I am not cut out for forming.

@doroben, na because of that question, you wan kill person with gibberish calculations. The answer to that question might just be a sentence.

God be praised. So u are now an uncle.

Nice one there. But no matter what the best solution to preventing and curing obesity is still adopting a healthy lifestyle(eating right,exercising and having a good sleep at night)

Baba, why you start this kind thread na. E no good ooh. Not even for a billion dollar will i want to deliberately cause pain for my mother.

It seems as if it is just recently you started bonking.

As i dey read this thing, my head juss dey scatter. This self-service thing is really a menace ravaging both men and women. Just imagine a married man self-servicing. For what now? When he has a full-blooded wife. I guess ur husbands' is a strong addiction that will require patience, determination, self-discipline, strong-will and most importantly the hand of God to break.

E be lyke say na now you just dey wake up from sleep. One just approached me recently, i just showed him my elbow and touched my face. I guess the guy got the message. And to think that this was a religious gathering. Only i can imagine what i could have done to him in the open. I for to beat am.

Baba, i feel your pain. These are the kind of things that turns a genuinely nice guy to a "lion". Baba, move on that gal ain't meant for you. The "right one" is on her way.

These are not characteristics of a bad boy but a REAL MAN WHO WILL NEVER TAKE SH.IT FROM ANYBODY.

I say well done to the poster above me. I could not have put it any better.

I strongly believe that your very low apetite may be responsible for your low weight. Everyone need healthy foods to gain weight as well as to boost one's immune system. For start, you need to take apetite boosters like multivitamins. Then start eating healthy foods most especially carbs and fats. Healthy carbs include oat, brown/white rice,pasta,sweet-potatoes,yams. Healthy fats include olive oil,coldwater fattyfish(titus,kote), avocadoes,walnuts,peanuts butter. Also eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Try reduce your stress level. Increase your sleep hours to 8 hours.

Wow, 45kg is rather too low. I am more than twice that weight. I belive you have a petit stature. How is your diet like? Do you experience high stress level? How many hours do you sleep in a day? Have you gone to do thyroid gland test? Answer these questions and i will begin from there.

[quote author=sinaj post=32414638][/quote]Na you dey tackle me for my beards abi.

What is your definition of "annoying"? Because habit 1,2,3 and maybe 5 are just wired into our nature as MEN. But 4 is just plain dirtiness. The only time playing video games can be annoying is when it becomes a guy's number one priority.
You gals annoying habits fit full one warehouse.

But this gnld guys don dey kolo oooh. Very soon it will be feglobal banking plc.

These are the kind of news we want to be hearing and reading about. Ekeh keep the nigeria flag flying.

I do not think most gals dislike fat guys instead the opposite is true. They believe the chubby guys are cute, soft-hearted and very easy to manipulate to do whatever they(gals) want. Most of this chubby guys are usually friendzoned.