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That no 1 is the bomb. I use to have dark lips before, making me look like an "igbo" smoker but after that the application of that honey and lemon mixture on my lips,i can give "kellan lutz's pink lips" a good run for his money.

This one wey everybody just dey spit, make me sef spit my own.

SPITS.

theorbiters:
First, he shud stop dating. He won't die, would he??
Second, he shud hit the gym.
Third, create a reason to be proud of urself. Focus on experience not appearance. Create opportunity for accomplishments.
Fourth, take responsibilities.
Fifth, develop your own sense of style. Something you are comfortable with. Look at ursef in the mirror and impress ursef not others.
Sixth, explore ur passion.
Seven, find people who understand you.
Eight, practice self respect.
Nine, wear clean clothes. Dress to look good.
Ten, be confidence. Don't drool over a lady. Wen one starts misbehaving, just walk out. Ladies hate that shii but it sends a shock wave to their brain. You can get any lady no matter how ugly u look.

Most sensible comment so far. Follow this man's advice and you won't regret it.

Very nice post. These foods listed above are not only good for the kidneys but also the heart and the blood vessels, liver,brain,skin infact all the organs of the body. Foods that are rich in antioxidants as well as omega-3 fatty acids should be top notch in your diet.

I read through the post and i must commend the poster for this timely info for the ladies. At least it is not one of those posts that contains "10 ways to prevent the sagging of bre.asts" because it is practically impossible to prevent it but one can delay the sagging using tips from this post.

Nice post. Well i endeavour to do at least six of the seven listed above. I am working on my outlook towards life but it has not been easy. Most especially when you witness the happenings in your environment, it makes one feel so disheartening. But i know with a positive attitude, one can always pull through.

Hope you are feeling much better now. Thank God you made it through the "knife". Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Point of correction, not "most" but "some" girls' v.agina smell. Although the v.agina has its natural fragrance but it can still be enhanced. My gal's smells very nice due to her good personal hygiene and her high consumption of fruits like banana, water-melon,pawpaw,water-melon as well as vegetables like lettuce,cabbage,spinach. Yoghurt can be helpful also due to its high biotic contents

Late night eating is not advisable most especially when the food in question is heavy like eba,fufu,amala,semo,pounded-yam e.t.c. Moreover if you desire a six-packs then late night eating should be a no go area. For me, when i find myself hungry at night, i usually snack on nuts and fruits.
But how possible it is for a banker that works from 8 a.m to 9 p.m avoiding late night eating, remains to be seen.

@ayoku777, you have said it all. Very nice and elucidated.

This kind of person should not have his corpse buried instead the corpse should put under very hot sun and flogged with a horse-whip till it becomes shredded to pieces. WHAT A DISGRACE TO MANHOOD.

I did not even think of reading this because it is going to contain a huge junk of thrash. This counter thread is going to be "dead on arrival". THERE IS NEVER A RIGHT WAY OF DOING SOMETHING THAT IS BAD.
Moderators you know what to do. Not a frontpage material.

Quite a long piece of write-up but it was informative. I believe that the key thing here is moderation in the consumption of these foods because it would be practically impossible to exclude them from our diet. Sugar is very important for the proper functioning of the cells, talk about glycolysis, kreb cycle and even respiration. Tell me one nigerian that do not eat bread and i will show you a "saint" Like i said earlier" MODERATION IS KEY".

@poster, thank you for this timely post.
MASTURBATORS, i hope you can read the deleterious side-effects of masturbation. Desist from it 2day and turn your life around for the better.

MyPWisINCORRECT:
As a psychologist, I can deduce you are angry that you aren't the one ramming Miss J's cockpit.

If as a psychologist you are spitting this sort of thrash from your mouth then the nursery-school you obtain your certificate of psychology from should be destroyed. Guy you no dey try.

Omexonomy:
95% of people in nairaland are children who cant reason properly

Baba, the thing just tire me. Nairaland is a shadow of it self with irrelevant topics hitting front page because some minors have refused to face their studies but instead go about creating irrelevant threads.

Moderator do not move this irrelevant topic to the front page. I do not know why someone will just wake up and start creating "uncalled for" thread. At least a little child would know the reason for water in the toilet.

Hi my fellow gym-enthusiasts, i hope you got those muscles burning.
I noticed that very few body-builders have the v-shaped physique. When i mean v-shape physique, i am talking about a broad shoulder and a narrow(slim) waist. This physique is for the alpha males. It signifies strength, power, masculinity and confidence. It makes them ladies drooling over you most especially when you are walking shirtless on the beach. At least "papiwata" can attest to that.
So how then can one achieve this alpha-male physique.
WATCH OUT FOR THE "HOWS".

The poster above me has said it all.
I have very strong erections when i wake up in the morning and they can last as long as 15-30 mins. Even after a short nap, i still have strong erections. When i discussed this with my doctor he told me i am in good shape and my cardiovascular system is working perfectly and i should not worry. Erections is as a result of blood-flow to the pe.nis.

Joyhuxley:
The recruitment is open to MEDICAL CORPS: Lab. Scientists, Med.Docs., Nurses, Lab. Technicians, Biomed. Technicians, Environmental Technicians.
The PIN is 1000. U can buy it frm GT-Bank, Eco, Union, unity etc or u can buy it online directly from NA website using ur Master card, Verve card and Visa cards. Goodluck guys

Does it mean that everyone going to be recruited will be on the battle-ground? Because i like to join the army but i do not know the requirements and age factor may be against me.

It is what i call toxicated. I could remember when i still use to "eat out", i bought pounded yam and egusi-soup although the food was tasty but after some hours my gastro-intestinal tract changed causing me to stool and throw-up at the same time.
Moreover the monosodium glutamate content in the so called "white maggi" is quite high and so excessive consumption of it causes high blood pressure, diabetes e.t.c

I always drink large quantity of water on a daily basis. Most especially during my work-out sessions. Sometimes i feel like i am abnormal because i can drink as much as 4-5 litres of water at a go. But i believe it is healthy for me. Water is the best liquid in the world.

Is there is anything we humans do/indulge in that does not come with risk(s)? The answer is no.
It will most definitely be foolhardy to buy fairly used clothes without washing and ironing them thoroughly before wearing.
But all in all, this is a very informative post.

Usually excessive wetness is a classical sign of ovulation and there is usually nothing to be worried about. This is usually common with gals on the big side.

Xiadnat has said it all

zed7:
Materialistic young people who want to live beyond their means at all cost. She wants to flaunt an Iphone round town.
Only greed will make people buy what cost 50 bucks for 5 bucks. People should work hard and live simple. Wait till you can comfortably afford a brand new iphone and not looking for cheap deals along street corners.

The most sensible comment.

@poster, this post is what i consider very "timely". The body and mouth odours oozing from people these days are far worse than those of night soil men. This is indeed informative. Abeg my people don't just read this post without application. Knowledge without application is indeed worthless. This page has being boomarked by me.

This is wonderful. No wonder i hardly fall ill. I will have to triple the portion of my br.east milk.

I must applaud the brave decision you took. But would n't it have being better you got a new job first before quitting this one. As my homeboys will always say "a br.east in hand is worth more than 2 million br.easts in the blouse.
I pray God give you a better and fun-filled job.