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Bbglory:
Always hit ur butts against d walls, do it hard then tank me after 2 weeks.

What sort of advice is this?

sinaj:
I luv side facial bears

buh d posters bears above me iz freakin me out

What do you mean by "freaking me out"?

For a person to have pubic lice, i could only imagine the tropical rainforest around the pubic region. I believe regular shaving/trimming as well as a good personal hygiene should ward off pubic lice.

Very informative post and i actually concur with most of its contents.
I have kept a clean-shaven face for the past 6 years and i just recently began keeping beards again and i must say that i look quite different and more masculine. The issue is the maintenance of the beards.

stepo707:
I was shortlisted for the NIS CBT test Conpass 8 but don't meet the 1.70m height requirement.. Am worried I might be embarassed.I am 1.63m.
should I still go for the test?

If you are 1.63m in height, why did you bother yourself applying in the first place. As the case is right now, you have being automatically eliminated. But still give a try.

eyeview:
You weren't wrong. It was never stated in the offer letter that you job description included carrying her hand bag. She has inferiority complex and she could only overcome it by seeing you do attend to her domestic needs. She wanted to cross the line and you didn't let her. That's the same way some people get to start doing uncomplimentary things to keep their jobs. You were a man.
Don't feel bad,other jobs will turn up.

You are just saying proverbs. The ish on ground now is that he has got no job. And the possibility of him gettin another immediately is not certain.
He should have applied wisdom

Fabdedon:
you are too proud..
You can even get better payment if you just carry it and joke with her like..
Girls sha.. See big bag like say no be wrapper de inside.. Just simple..

Him no be soji guy. The guy they draw pass ogbono soup. I once was in this position but no be 2 carry bag. She say make we dey chop "sharwama". I no fail ooh.

haywire1:
I need pics of ur yansh before I can render any help

I go lock you up for prison.

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

He will only be employed if it is a herbalist/kparakpo job.

My brother, it is not written anywhere that a man must have small buttocks. Moreover your type is very rare. You are genetically gifted. Please do not do anything to that buttocks. Ladies love guys with big behind. I do not even have a visible buttocks,it is as flat as a plank.

The professor. I hope am not late. Oya bring register make i mark attendance.

They call me the hottest bed magician alive.

Nice and informative post. Na God save my sperm ooh,i for don gawk myself. I use to wear those tight soccer pants 247. Both day and night. Not until i heard that we should always try to keep our balls region from heating up by wearing loose underwears. Now my boxers loose troway.
I must guide my progeny jealously.

GNLD

That is a very wrong way to body-build for beginners. You have to begin with free-weights (dumbbells and barbells) for easy manipulation. Using machines to train as a beginner can be very risky and inefficient.
How tall is davido?
Trust me, if he can really discipline himself well and undergo strict regimen and proper nutrition, then his physique will make gals drool for him even more. DAMN THE HEIGHT AND JUST LIFT.

The way my body don dey go, e be lyke say i go soon start to dey use bra.

Rather than "unhappy", "ineffective" should have been better.
All the same nice post.

CHANGE IS NOW WITH US.

Very nice post. Garlic is the most powerful root on earth. It has so many medicinal benefits. The only downside to it is the strong pungent odour that accompanies the chewing of garlic.

Copee:
Even President Jonathan voted Buhari. its official! I am in love with the General. #Babanowthatyouarepresident#

Abeg no kill me with laughter.

I did everything and many more like tiko tiko, sun in the middle of the earth. Kids of nowadays are really not catching fun. All they do is go to bouncing castles,play video games, go to fast foods outlet to consume buckets of ice-creams,chocolates.
I too play. I really had an eventful and fun-filling childhood.

Accomplishment of the purpose for our existence here on this earth is to me the most important thing in this life.

In wizkid voice LEGENDARY O SHE BEAT E OOOH.
I am dancing now.
If buhari is sweeping south-west like this abeg my people how north go come be now.

You are correct on some parts. I use to eat rabbits and i must confess the meat is quite tasty. But i discovered that those rabbits that are domesticated and put in a cage thereby restricting their movements produce meats with high level of cholesterol and the lean muscle mass to body fat ratio is quite small. I prefer eating rabbits that do not have their movements restricted and are free to eat whatever they like. Their meats are usually tough,strong and with little bodyfat

The word "impotent" is rather too harsh. At least words like erectile dysfunction (ed) is better.

Asides the parasites and pathogens that accompanies pork, pork also contains very dangerous levels of cholesterol as well as saturated fats which can be very detrimental to our cardiovascular health.

CHANGE IS NOW UPON US.
Come may 29 the people's general will be sworn in as the president of nigeria.

Nice one boss. But for me i believe pretty gals are more easy to woo than your average gal. Most pretty gals i woo all call me a guy with so much ego and pride. Still they are not ward off by my character/behaviour.
I suggest you open a school on womanology. U sabi am wella.

You already have the six packs/abs but the problem is that some stubborn layer of body(subcutaneous) fats are covering them. So the thing to be done is to burn those fats so that your abs can be become quite visible. How then can you go about it?

1. You must come down in body weight. What causes excess body weight is when one's calorie intake exceeds the calorie expenditure by a wide margin and so the excess calories becomes deposited as body fats.

2. Work on your diets. This is very important. Ever heard of the saying that " muscles are made outside the gym". This statement is very correct. Eat healthy proteins,carbohydrates,fats as well as fruits and vegetables but make sure you consume proteins well. Eggwhites,chicken br.easts, beans, lean cuts of beef,fish are very good source of protein. Cut down your carbs. You can eat brown rice, pasta,sweet potatoes,plantain,yam for carbs.

3. Cut down on your portion size. Do not fill your plate up to the brim because you want to eat. You can spread your regular three square meals to seven smaller portions. This reduces the level of deposition of fats on the entire body with the abdomen inclusive to the barest minimum.

4. Drink water very well. This is important because water is life and the body needs it like oxygen.

5. Then proceed to do your abs crunches. This will help tone the abs wella.