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Nice one but you've given him the chance to continue to deceive others who won't know how to go about it...Bank should freeze his account coz it's obvious that he has some juice in there.

The face you make when you know someone is lying.

Dem used tax payers money to send una to go catch Abubakar Shekau, instead of doing that, u guys are busy catching Snakes and lizards smh

OtemAtum:
One by one they are getting evicted, Praise, Lucy, Erica all evicted now. That's exactly how religious gods are always being evicted from the minds of humans from generation to generation. Zeus came and went, Odin came and went, Enki, Enlil, etc.

Currently Jehovah, Allah, Moloch, Ahura Mazda, Enlil, Shiva and thousands of unrepentant religious gods like them are held in a spiritual cage by the gods of science so that mind slavery could be a thing of the past and science could reign supreme in this Aquarius Age. Peace to the world.

When will you get sense?

You are doing well! The scripture must be fulfilled.

Her village people strong ooo

He's just trying to wipe shame off Buhari's face since his 150 cows failed to reproduce.

1stdeolaw:
Good evening, everyone.

This evening while I was in the room, my wife was still at the living room, she saw this snake crawling on the tiles in the living room and yelled.

I didn't believe her when she screamed she saw a snake but decided to check it out. Truly, it was a snake and I reached for a stick which I used to smash the head.

Please what species is it and how dangerous could it have been? It isn't really big yet. Could there be more?

Thanks.

Move out from such house...it could've been worse and you don't know if the oga kpatakpata of them all is still in the house or not.

Bahamas95:
Some people are just so annoying. They won't hesitate to kill snakes when they come in contact with them but they will come online and be forming animal activists.

Thunder fire all of una, snakes fall on you!

U dey mind them?

saddler:


Just imagine this beautiful creature murdered because of human's cruel and wicked nature.


Why can't you call a snake catcher to have it tamed and released into the wild?


If only you know what it took this snake to grow to adulthood, you wouldn't take it's life. Most of the snake that were born together with it wouldn't make it past their first birthday due to the cruel nature of the jungle.


R.IP young python.

God told the serpent: “Because you’ve done this, you’re cursed,cursed beyond all cattle and wild animals, Cursed to slink on your belly and eat dirt all your life. I’m declaring war between you and the Woman, between your offspring and hers.
He’ll wound your head, you’ll wound his heel.”
Genesis 3:14-15

So my young man, in the affairs of things between snake and man, there is nothing like "beautiful creature murdered because of human's cruel and wicked nature." What the farmer did is in line with the scripture because the scripture must be fulfilled. If he had refused to fulfil the scripture, the snake would've helped him to fulfil it.

It is also the major reason why lala doesn't hesitate to bring it to front page each time this part of the scripture is fulfilled.

davodyguy:
Come to CLAM.

Just Google search CLAM Church, Lagos.

Before December, you'll be delivered by God's grace.

Note, you're not paying 1 Kobo to any pastor or prophet. Just be praying and attend deliverance classes

Im quite curious @ the bolded, Why December? Does your God do 100 press up first b4 delivering someone?

manychallenges:
I first experienced it when I was so young, I think when I was just around 6 years old, it was few minutes after we finished vigil in church, yeah, I first experienced it right inside the church. I was just lying there conscious but I couldn't moved any parts of my body but after few seconds, I regained my freedom, and till now I haven't told anyone about it.

And since then, I've been experiencing sleep paralysis but not everyday, maybe once or twice in months, even sometimes weeks.

And I always felt someone or creature or spirit pinning me down, it always very difficult for me to do anything or move at all despite the fact that am awake, this ain't exaggeration, I always feels/felt someone pinning me down during the periods.

This morning own was something else, it was as if the someone is into me somehow, I slept on my side, and I felt someone pinning me down from back like aggressively cuddling me. It was horrified. My asshole is even doing me somehow or its just my mind playing trick. Only heard about spirit wife, is there gay spirit as well?

I don't sleep naked and am a male of 26. Is sleep paralysis normal or my own could be spiritual? Am a Christian but not "real" Christian like that, only go to church once awhile.

God should just have mercy on me, I've been going through a lot couple challenges and this is even least of them.

What do you think?

Not normal bro! You are under spiritual attack. You need to take your prayer life serious because you are slacking in that aspect. If you don't put an end to that gay attacked, you will start having rectal bleeding (Go and write this down).

Agbebakun22:
Prophet Michael dey para ooo.... Abeg e easy for the guy.. E just be like the guy no fit used e head well

I've seen his latest comment, it is well with him and moreover, God just delivered him from Delilah.

Truthlord12:
Good evening people please I need your advice regards to this, I got separated from my ex girlfriend last year because she told me her travel plans abroad I was a bit sceptic About the nature of job she’ll do there, she’s the type that’s ready and willing to do anything to help her family.

After everything I told her not to embark on the journey that she should be patient with me, once my business picked up I’ll care for her and her family, she refused and traveled last year, few months before she left she gave me some money to add to my business I wouldn’t want to state the actual amount but a bit huge. Of recent her family really suffering because my ex had issue with the person that took her abroad so she’s passing through difficult time though she’s hiding some info from me since she’s not able to make money, she called me of recent that I should please do anything to help her family.

Now I’ve got a new girlfriend I told my new girlfriend about the issue but she said I shouldn’t give my ex family any money, because we ain’t together anymore that if I do she’ll leave me

Please people help me what should I do? My mind is really disturbing me and I still love my ex I wish I’ve a way to bring her back to Nigeria so we can start a family I don’t care the type of job she went there to do and I don’t mind what she has been through. She did so much for me, she made sacrifice that this my new girl won’t do, I don’t even know if my new girlfriend loves me or because of my money.

Though I love my new girlfriend but part of me is with my ex I don’t know if she’ll will be willing to return though I’ve not discussed it with her. And now my new girlfriend threatening to leave me if I assist or give back the money my ex gave me as support for my business before she travelled to her family I’ve been down for days thinking so much.

If you don't want to help her, at least refund the "huge" money she gave you when you were struggling in your business. Failure to do so, I decree and declare, that your business will scatter and your new fair weather girlfriend will leave you without thinking twice.

It reminds me of when I was in the world..

With the level of allegations on Akpabio, it is wrong for him to recommend a forensic audit to FG but this is Nigeria.

hmmmm

He wants to finally answer that question that says if he can do it on a cold Wednesday night in Stoke.

Harryfrosh:
But dis can only move just a soldier, moving just a soldier out of hundreds of them... Which means they need to have as many as possible flying motors on ground.. Which is not really making sense to me... They need to add more sitting space on that thing.

It will mainly be used to airlift the injured so that other troops can carry on with the battle wuthout excess luggage.

You that can't boss over "a giant snake" in your roof now wants to teach others how to boss and rule their world?
Na waoo

Is this what Peter saw and holla
"No, Lord!" Peter said. "For I have never eaten anything impure and ritually unclean." Acts 10:14

IKBARUTEN11:
Church is strictly biz in naija
D C. E. O's of these churches acquired ttheir expensive lifestyles at d detriments of d poor ones
Wat an irony

It is written, the poor you will always have with you.

Oldpikin:
I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.

I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?

Please help I'll really appreciate it.

Oga relax, you will see the benefit of it when you turn 70.

Minsk24:
Israel's existence and astronomic growth is all thanks to Washington DC...
Isreal can never surpass USA...
USA played a masterstroke politics in that region by pitting the Sunni Powers against Iran... Thereby giving the Israelis, Saudis, Emiratis e.t.c common ground to unite and tackle IRAN...

USA draws its strength from Israel. The day they will join the enemies to fight against Israel, is the day they will know that Israel is the reason they are super powers and that they need Israel more than Israel need them.

USA were smart to read the verse below and applied it and they are now reaping the benefit of that wisdom.

"And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed." Gen. 12:3

CallMeDrino:


Very good. Been trying to stop my addiction sef. The price increment go make me stop by force

Verily verily I say unto you, it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to stop drinking coke.

Martinez39s:
Long time. How is your ministry?

The ministry is moving to the permanent site...The blind can see, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them to the glory of God the Father.

Martinez39s:
I will send you a email tomorrow, we will exchange contacts, and I hope we can talk on WhatsApp concerning this issue. Thanks.

I'm just passing......

Go and tell your Dad that his son Donald Trump is doing well and he's winning is 2nd term with ease.

Arsenal should wrap it up with coutinho.

ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her passport having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US passport from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.

Just be careful because on hearing the real truth, he might collapse and you will be held responsible. So therefore, tell your boss and whatever he tells you to do, do it.

Okay.....another idiot!!! I'm still waiting for those celebrities that said if Trump wins the election, they will move out of USA to fulfil their promise.

Congrats POTUS Donald Trump for your re-election.

He's doing himself more harm rhan good by releasing that video because next time they put him there, I can assure you that he won't be privillege to enjoy this kind of "cell".