₦airaland Forum

narttis1:
Exactly my thoughts. If this story is true then the lady is the most stupid person who ever lived. You went with a complete stranger and after your ordeal you still sat in his car. What if the car behind overtakes his car?
We seriously need to donate money for a brain transplant for this lady. She's completely brainless.

My brother I tire ooo.
May be the car behind is the SARS men she contacted.

Very silly thought. Why not wait for the car to arrive, then enter it. She still want to enjoy the comfort of riding in that man's fine car.

Women and their materialistic nature. Tufiakwa.

Okada men on it again. They should ban okada riding in that state abeg just the way Rochas is banking dem.

Say No To Okada Riding in Paris

Sometimes, the way women reason scares me to death. You just met this guy, he asked u to pass the night wt him, u agreed. He wanted to rape u, push u out of the house at that wee hour. Came back to u ask u to enter his car, u agree because u think that the next car coming behind u will rescue u if he tries to be funny. Nawaa for women.

Before unfollowing Nina s/he should first of all redeem her/his promise to the girl. Give Nina the Money, Long hair and the iphone u promised her ooo.

SalamRushdie:
Oh i forgot sef..so where do we classify him now

He has his own King independent kingdom. We now have 3 distinct Kingdoms

1. Supreme Kingdom of God Almighty

2. Kingdom of Satan

3. Kingdom of Buhari

The agonizing thing about Kingdom of Buhari is dat the other two Kingdoms are against it.

SalamRushdie:
This is clearly diversionary from the satanic agent Buhari .. This is clearly a private citizen armed with a 12 gauge shot gun for personal protection as he travels on the Makurdi -lafia road which is today one of the most dangerous roads in the country where either tiv villagers or Fulani herdsmen attack cars unprovoked.. Buhari is a liar and a terrorist ..this is further proof of how far Buhari will go to protect the killer Herdmen

Pls know that the Church of Satan has distanced themselves from Buhari. They have rejected him in their public notice. So pls stop linking PMB to them. God Jehovah also denied him. The man have his own devilish universe where he acts like a god.

prela:
this one will allow guys the opportunity to insult us again.....
This life.....the evil things people do to make money at all cost

Yeah...u are correct my dear.
The evil things women do to make money at all cost.
They will break the heart of on guy that love them so much and start rolling with one big money ritual guy like dat.
Women...Tufiakwa.

I tot Muslim women are decent especially as they cover from their head to toe. So they still can't zip up upon all these coverings. Tufiakwa.

GrammarNazi1:
...the number of ladies that has...

You are very wrong. U can quote me

erico2k2:
we seem to take people for granted, the house you rent is for living not to throw parties, if your landlord says he cant accommodate noise calmly take your party to a registered venue, You need to take permission from your neighbours b4 you make such noise. Now for Landlord, his eyes is now clear, No MORE HOUSE to collect rent and he has lost all he owns in that house,!

Check the sentence in bold. Such civility is obtainable in a sane society not obtainable in Nigeria where the Landlord will fail to take charge of his responsibilities in providing and fixing certain things in the house they charge so high. U will take up the Landlord's responsibility and he still expect u to live like a slave in his house. The man is just jealous of those guys success.
Will the Landlord also take permission from his tenants wen he want to host any occasion in the compound?

pocohantas:
Lol @ he has not paid bride price then. Is faithfulness conditional? If you can't be faithful before marriage,what's going to change after bride price? These ladies will marry the next available man all for the status, then keep fcking their ex. Such level of confusion and unfaithfulness. I will advise she confesses to her husband...from a distance though. Before we go see her mutilated body for frontpage.


If you want to be a married undercover olosho, never do something with a man who has nothing to lose. That is, never be involved with a single guy. Their second name is running mouth and blackmail. Go for a married man. Very safe

Your brain is intact my baby.
I must add, not all married men ooo. Do it wt a married man that has high regards to his family and name. Very much safer.

dazzlingd:
You must be on weed..are u saying I dont know the difference between Dragon fly and mosquito...

don't let the god of thunder strike your balls

Abeg go and sit down. You don't know what u saw. Show me the picture of what u saw or hide ur face.
U saw it and u did not post it online. U want to shine on anoda person's discovery.
Respect urself dia oo. I don't want to get angry oo.

dazzlingd:
I've seen mosquitos almost as big as this here in Nigeria

What u saw was dragon-fly and not mosquito.

Chevronstaff:
Respect CeeC because she lived up to the name DOUBLE WAHALA..
She was there to give the house that dramatic twist and also been able to keep both fans and foes on their toes.
If she had left earlier,then BBNAIJA would have gone sour.
CeeC deserves as more respect and more accolade...!!!

Abeg make we hear. She can't give what she doesn't have.
What we saw there was and is what she is.

So because we say that this world is full of evil, you will chose to be the evil?
Cause the show was termed Double Wahala and she want to carry to whole wahala on her eye lash.
Abeg shift. The girl is naturally devilish.

Check out her response to Ebuka on the grand Finale:
EBUKA: Why don't u take responsibility of ur actions. U don't admit your fault in any problem that arises in the house and will always blame someone else.

Cee-C: Ebuka, why should I blame myself wen there is a problem. I just have to shift the fault to someone else naa. Why should I carry it.

Can u imagine someone's response?
Cee-C deserves accolade...No be only accolade, come carry my Ecolac Box join give her.

dumo1:
Oga come and finish this your story, you cannot just come and leave us in suspense here. This is not a Nigerian movie whereby we can predict the end..

Season 2 is loading.

Fahrenhite:
If tobi's dad is a billionaire then why is his son looking for 45 million naira? Rubbish!

Lazy Nigerian Youth Spotted.
One of those waiting for everything free.
Our country is rich, so we need not to work.

So if his father is rich, he should just fold hands and wait for allowances from his father.
Improve on ur thinking.

Afam4eva:
This guy should just shut him mouth. He is as irrelevant as irrelevances.

What is "P" even doing in Psychology?

Irrelevant Orji Uzor Kalu

Me: Hey Baby excuse me
She: Yes, hope you want to tell me u love me. Oya say it let me go.
Me: You see, the Spirit of God is working in you and It has already minisitered it unto you.
She: You are funny
Me: My spirit is telling me u are funnier
She: kikiki
Me: My name is Psoul

The rest is a long story.

vizkiz:
This is awesome!

But hey...Why is the beheaded piece still smiling? Head whey den cut still dey smile

other countries are far ahead. Let's do better

Can u draw a cartoon face not to mention that awesome art work u are criticizing?
Lear to appreciate good work. That is one way u will start receiving blessings from ur creator.

Balyz:
Bloody noisemakers. The cow is a stupid, powerless animal, but when the Python dances IPOB goes into hidung

You are very much correct. Cow is a stupid and powerless animal and that is why IPOB is using it to qualify ur pay master. IPOB is so powerful and very smart, hence ur pay master and his coward soldiers qualified IPOB so.

U are very much free to drink acid or send ur soldiers to US to kill the IPOB protesters

Aku enwee ebe. Wealth has no permanent abode.

It is like standing fan. E dey blow left, center and right and even in-between.

That is how one of them i met in Enugu kept forming and telling me all these Uk stories. I just dey laf her for inside my heart. She tot i was buying all her stories.

At a point he told me that her International Passport has expired and she want to get anoda one. She said she went for it and that they are charging her high for renewal. I told her to give me her expired International Passport Number so that I can call my friend in Immigration to renew the Passport and bring it home. I promised to foot the bill. At this point, the light went off. She has never mentioned about Passport no traveling back to UK again.

Sometimes when God sets out to bless you, He will set trouble and confusion in the camp of the enemies.

Alex, pls continue wt braids instead of weavon. U look better wen u dress rugged than when u try to dress corporately. Personal observation tho.

Those ppl blaming Dino for jumping out of the moving vehicle and saying that if he is innocent why will he be afraid. I pray that at least, let small sense fall on you.

In this country and specifically, this administration, ur innocence does not count. If they want to kill you, dey will do everything to achieve their goal. So don't blame the man for jumping out.

gozie112:
wediehere

Lol.

Op....the phone was not called smart for fun. It was called smartphone because it is very intelligent. It has the capability to perform so many functions without ur input.

For your number one point, the smartphone will automatically shut down charging and stop receiving extra current once the battery if fully charge. So no damage will be done to your battery if u leave your phone charging over night.

In your points 2 to 5, you are just saying the same thing in different ways. The summary is just to make sure u use a good and standard charger that matches ur phone for charging.

DOZIE2COOL:
I wonder what will trend on NL when this BBNaija show is over by Sunday.
Can't wait.

Nairaland never runs out of trending topics. Just sit tight and watch.

Don't be a lazy youth my dear.

highpriestess:
or maybe you are.

According to the paucity of ur understanding. I am not surprised.

highpriestess:
maybe you should read the first page when I said he stopped after I changed my number.don't be dumb.

That may be that is what u want us to beliv, but i refuse to take it cos I'm not dumb.

XingXhang:
impatient man spotted!

Forget about the guy. His type will chase a girl for more than a century. He will be fetching water for the girl while the girl will be banging another guy even with no respect.

This post makes no sense at all apart from just creating a kind of humour.