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Lighthouseman:
ok.
my phone which was fingerprint and password lock was stolen. will the thief be able to use it since all the apps require my fingerprint to open..?is the phone useless to the thief?

The person that stole the phone started enjoying the phone the next day. we have gurus in this country. It will take them 5mins to open the phone reformat it and insert their own SIM into the phone and start making calls. So my brother the phone is not useless to them. It is very useful to them

Even iPhone that is boasting of their security, boys are are going through the back doors to open the phone. It is happening here in Nigeria.

Do you know you could always do some self help and diagnosis to know the state of your well being? You don't always need to wait to be plagued by an infection or ailment to help yourself.

I'll share a couple of self test you could always carry out from time-to-time to
help you know when to raise the yellow flag.


SELF HELP-1 (URINE TEST)
Urine has 1 normal taste but may have 4 other abnormal variations, always take a few drops of urine, put it in your
mouth and watch out for the following taste and the indications.

Taste & Indications
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SALTY TASTE- this is a normal condition & it show's that the body is Ok,

VERY-SALTY TASTE - Signs of (HypoGlycaemia) having little or no sugar in the blood stream or body.

NEUTRAL TASTE:- This means your body is gradually having too much sugar, enough to neutralize the normal salty taste of urine. Always limit your sugar intake when your urine becomes tasteless.

SUGARY TASTE- This is a major sign of (HyperGlycaemia) or diabetes, Having too much sugar in your body and blood stream.

BITTER TASTE- This means you have too much bacteria or other microbes flowing in your blood stream and body. An indication of an impeding ailment that will be caused by microbes.

In2systemsTech:
Yawns, man of God... There are many that needs that prayers... You can send the prayers from where you are... God is everywhere


For those quoting me, we are all praying for the president and prays that God gives him good health... Thank you


God bless Buhari
God bless the good people of Nigeria

Yeah...God is everywhere. There are many situations where the contact is needed for the prayer to be more effective.

If you are a Christian, can u tell me why Jesus did not send his words so that Lazarus can come out from grave but needed to be close to the grave to perform the miracle.

Tell me why Jesus said that "this kind of spirit cannot be cast away unless by Prayer and fasting".

My brother, forget about this good boy of a thing. Most things u see those u term bad boys do are what are keeping them ahead of you. Explore life and be experienced. In a relationship bn a good guy or bad guy do not really count much, but the experience u have about how ppl may react at any circumstance.

So go out there, mix up wt different ppl, kw when and what can make u trust someone. Dig beyond superficial. Kw the truth that lie behind that beauty u are beholding. These are what those u term bad guys do. That is why u can hardly f*ck wt a "bad guy" he knws every single step u wanna make.

Good boys, will always wait till they are hurt b4 they learn. Let me also tell you what u may not kw. Women dont like that your good guys stuff. They won't like settling down wt u in marriage. They will only love u as a mugu who will do their bidding.

Let me also tell you the kind of men women like to settle wt. Women love guys that will show them enough love. Different spheres of love. Rough, cool and extra ordinary love. I'm not just talking of s*x. Can u handle dat....no, u can't cos u wanna be called good boy.

Women love guys that can protect them. Guys that are not afraid to face any situation. Can u do that?....no.... u dont want any trouble. U run away from trouble cos u wanna be a good boy.

Finally women love those guys that they kw that will treat their f*ck ups very well. If a girl knws that u love her, can protect her and can also "kill" her if she messes up....mennnhhh, u have that babes remote control.

So guy drop this ur over good boy thing and start living a real man's life. U mustn't be a cultist or smoke weed or be an armed robber. Be good but not dull.

It is very simple. Add enough quantity of sugar in clean water, allow is to totally dissolve to form a uniform solution. Pour the solution into a sprayer can. Spray it on the tyre, even if the tyre is very dirty, u will see it turn black and shines like a new tyre. No side effect.

Is it dat the devil has blocked some ppl's brain from understanding things so dat he will finally destroy dem or that some ppl are just daft. What is difficult in trying to understand the msg the OP is trying to pass here.

For those that find it difficult to understand. Be very careful before u take anyone out or someone takes you out. He or she may die while with you and u may find it difficult to come out it.

Brother, i will like to advice you contrary to what many ppl that commented above said.
I don't kw hw many of the comments came from married ppl. I don't kw how many knows what having a family means.
I don't kw how much you understand what a family means and hw dear your family is to you. I kw many may not be happy with my piece of advice, but I will say it the way i will take it if I am in ur shoes.

Marriage is meant for only matured minds and not for kids. In marriage, u don't pursue issues most time the way they appear to u else u destroy urslf, ur marriage and ur future.
Those issues that will bring about lose of trust in marriage, u treat them carefully and u avoid some certain comments that may stick for a very long period.

My brother, let me tell you that you have already made a very big mistake by confronting your wife with that "I-don't-trust-you-again" kind of questions. That woman is pregnant and need your love and not ur stress. There is a kind of stress u will place her under and she will have complication. If that happens, weda the child is ur or not, u must rally round to save her life and that of the baby.

All you need to do is to hide ur fear and suspicion, let the baby be born, den go for paternity test. This will cure all ur fear and suspicions. By then u can take ur decision as it pleases u.

Let's assume that the baby comes, you do the test and the baby happens to be truly urs, what apology will u render to ur wife?
Do u think she will easily forgive u?
Do u think that u will be able to accuse her any other time u suspect her moves. She will always refer to the time u accused her of the pregnancy which finally proved u wrong. That defense will always make u weak.

My brother, my advice is that u should pls drop discussing the paternity of ur unborn child till this innocent baby is born. Apologize to her for the words u have said to her (dis might be difficult but it is very important). This will put her back in good frame of mind to nurture the fetus she s carrying. Deep inside u, u kw u are doubting her but never let that show. U may be digging ur own hole if u allow this fear show. U may not survive it.

Forget about those telling you to kill her, bury her, dey may not kw what it means to have a family.
Thanks.

Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye, Ogbanje is a controversial topic, there are lots of misinformation's circulating about Ogbanje's and I am here to correct every misinformation about Ogbanje's.

Today I will be teaching you The 43 Signs You An Ogbanje. Before I dive deep into Ogbanje, I would like to clear every misinformations surrounding Ogbanje's which are:

10 TRUTHS ABOUT OGBANJE

1. Ogbanje is not Aje "Witch"
2. Ogbanje is not Abiku
3. Ogbanje is not Olokun
4. Ogbanje is not Oshun
5. Ogbanje is not Oya
6. Ogbanje is not Yemoja
7. Ogbanje is not Mental illness
8. Ogbanje is not for girls and women only. Men and Boys can be Ogbanjes
9. Ogbanje is not for poor people only. Rich and poor people can be Ogbanjes
10. Ogbanje is not for African Tradition Religious people only. All religious and non religious people can be Ogbanje...

Then What is Ogbanje?

An Ogbanje is a reincarnating spirit that would deliberately plague a family with misfortune if provoked. Ogbanje upon being born by the mother, under a certain amount of time usually before puberty would deliberately die and then come back and repeat the cycle, causing the family grief. The time period varies between minutes, hours, days and years.

Most families pamper their children that are Ogbanjes so that the Ogbanje child will not be provoked. Most Ogbanjes have powers in their eyes, mouth, hands and private parts.

Female adult Ogbanjes die during pregnancies along with the baby while male Ogbanje die before the birth of a wife’s baby or the baby dies.

The child is confirmed to no longer be an Ogbanje after the destruction of the Ogbanje pot or stone which is dug up at the river bank or sea bank or house or after they successfully give birth to another baby.

Ogbanje spirits is not evil spirits, they are water spirits that comes with some people to earth as recarnated beings. People are to reincarnate into families that they were part of while alive.

People can usually reincarnate seven times, giving seven opportunities to enter the spirit world successfully as an ancestor.

Before a relative dies, the soon to be deceased relative sometimes give clues of who they will reincarnate as in the family. Once a child is born, he or she give signs of who they have reincarnated from.

This can be through behavior, physical traits and statements by the child. A Babalawo or diviner can help in detecting who the child has reincarnated from. It is considered an insult if a male is said to have reincarnated as a female - Ewo.

Now you know the truths about Ogbanje, let me explain the 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje

43 SIGNS YOU ARE AN OGBANJE

(1) Is your mom or dad an Ogbanje?
(2) Did your mom or dad go to the river or sea to get you?
(3) Are you extremely kind and generous?
(4) Do you have a way of bringing out the best in others?
(5) Do you like to know people on a deeper level and you don’t like to waste your time trying to maintain hundreds of shallow friendships?
(6) Are you incredibly intuitive and do you follow your instincts?
(7) Do you dream frequently and most times the dreams comes through?
=> Do people find it difficult to understand you?
(9) Do you always like win and you feel very bad when you loose?
(10) Do you foolishly fall deep inlove when you meet your perfect match?
(11) Are you very creative?
(12) Do you fear rejection and like acceptance?
(13) Do you try reading people?
(14) Are you unpredictable?
(15) Are you in touch with your spiritual side?
(16) Are you very emotional?
(17) Do you fall inlove and fall out of love easily?
(18) Do you find it difficult to make decision on your own?
(19) Do you sometimes just love to be on your own for a while uninterrupted?
(20) Do you so much appreciate honesty and sincerity?
(21) Do you have cold feet?
(22) Do you have high s3x urge and you do foolish things for s3x?
(23) Do you search for your property and later finds it?
(24) Do you burst into a frightful laugh for no reason?
(25) Do you have sudden urge to injure people or animal for no reason?
(26) Do you have frequent stomach pains?
(27) Are you scared of swimming in swimming pool or river or sea?
(28) Do you sense the presence of someone with you whenever you are walking on a lonely street / road or inside a room?
(29) Do you hear your name being called without you seeing who is calling you?
(30) Do you hear distant music or drum beating or strange sound or strange noise?
(31) Do you feel you have supernatural powers but you don't know how to consciously make use of these powers?
(32) Do you curse people when they hurt you?
(33) Do you care very less of your life when you are angry?
(34) Do you talk while you are asleep or does your lips move while you are asleep?
(35) Do you take strange sleeping position?
(36) Do you dream of having s3x frequently?
(37) Do you dream of eating frequently?
(38) Do you dream of participating in strange meetings inside the river or sea?
(39) Do you dream of having scaly body?
(40) Do you dream of finding yourself in the midst of snakes or fishes or crocodiles or other river animals?
(41) Do you have weird dreams of masquerades?
(42) Do you dream of seeing your body shining and radiating?
(43) Do you dream of somebody teaching you things?

If your answer is Yes to some of the above questions, then you are an Ogbanje and it is time you embrace who you are by digging out your Ogbanje pot or stone at the bank of the river or sea or at home with the help of a Babalawo or Orisha Priest / Priestess and have a fulfilled life.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment
Babalawos

I suspect that the Op must be a Babalawo,a Witch Doctor or a Native Doctor soliciting for customers. How can u give these as signs of Ogbanje. Are u suffering from Ogbanje?
Going by ur signs, everyone on this earth is an Ogbanje.

ontiah:
Buhari thanked them for their consistent prayers for his well-being.
The President also urged all citizens, irrespective of their socio-political affiliations, to always avoid hate speech and divisive tendencies capable of causing disaffection among them.

Buhari said this? May be he has forgotten his 5% speech about ppl that voted and those that did not vote for him.
The hate has already eaten deep us dat even if all group get all they want in this country, the hate will still be dia.

BiafraBushBoy:
because my beards came at a cost...

You think to be a fine boy with beards is easy?.

lol...

As if it is by ur muscle. continue parading handsomeness while ur mates are making money

Why has the Police never said anything about his cash. Where he kept his money, how much that was recovered from him. The bank he operates and how much found in the account. or does it mean that the guy has no raw cash.
Since Police is revealing everything to the public, they should also tell us about this.

vannessa7:
is it only me that think Nairaland has some serious psychopaths, it's only in Nairaland you see comments that are clearly abnormal to the topic at hand, people making biased comments just because the subject is or is not their tribe, religion or gender, many of them claim to be Christian but have refused to keep God in their conscience in their dealings with other humans, they fail to realise that every act is a seed being planted and you are bound to reap it in a hundred fold and also your generation yet unborn.
FYI if this guy got even a teaching job after youth service it will make a difference for his mother and God is the determiner of fortune, not man, he will surely lift up this guy for the sake of the mother,
many Yoruba mother have done this and are still doing it, may God bless our mothers.

You were just about making a very good point, but ended up spoiling it by committing the same offence u wanted to fight. Why singling out Christians in this case? Well, you are forgiven but don't do that again.

ecoeco:
Good


Buh you may end joining her to sell pap cuz there is no Job in Nigeria


Truth is bitter... deal with it

I remain Eco99

Retarded comment from a retard mind.

Some will even let their todler seat or stand on their laps, that is between the driver and the steering wheel. This is a very bad practice. Some do it to show off. But that show off can turn deadly. You may argue that u are on a very slow speed, but dangerous things can still happen at that speed.

udumosam23:
I'm quite certain he behaved that way because he is the one recording the video. If there were no video recording, no Nigerian police will behave that way sir.

Even at that, he is a very intelligent Police Officer. He walked the foolish PA into a trap. With that video, he can defeat the PA and even sack that his oga that called him on phone.

OchoL:
I read the full text.. nawa oo .. Tonto, all the signs were there na.. you shouldnt have gone ahead with the marriage no matter how desperate or in love you were.

Besides, I wonder why most people haven't questioned the source of Churchill's wealth?! Theres something dark and sinister about that man.

Those that judge this lady harshly, pray your own ordeal won't be worse.

She should just keep quiet and move on. Every statement she makes, makes her look so stupid and desperate. She talks too much. That is the problem I have wt her.
Anything she says will be analysed differently by different ppl. So she should keep quiet cos she is not the 1st to have family crises. She is crying too much about it and it is making Churchill stronger and happier.

Evablizin:
Hmm un examined government is not worth being a government,a government where the poor suffer the most,talking with a calm voice because na SA

U r wrong my sister. He was not talking to the man in low or soft voice because he is a Politician's S/A. I beliv the officer is a well trained. I have seen many officers like dat. If he was intimidated, once he noticed the official Plate Number, he would have given the guy a salute and allow him go, If he was intimidated, he wouldn't have insisted seeing the booth after his Oga ordered him not to search the booth.

udumosam23:
Something is definitely wrong with this country. We were coming back from home just yesterday and the police stopped us. My guy was asked to show his papers, he gave them.

While they were still holding it, they asked him us him to come out of his car. He asked why, and they start pointing gun and threatening to beat him up. He was forced to do everything because somehow, they've observed he is just a common man.

Now, here is someone who has given every reason to be beaten and dragged outa that car for asoulting and using faul language against an officer on duty. They're only pleading with him to open booth. Giving him that VIP consideration in the line of duty. Which means even if he had human head in that car, it wouldn't have mattered.

And you say the rich and poor are equal before the law. That is a fat lie. Even rich criminal like Evans aren't given same treatment with other regular kidnappers. All caught kidnappers were paraded sitting on the ground with their shirts removed and their weapons before them.

Evans was given a chair to sit on and the liberty to talk to press people.

U have failed to make a reasonable comment here so far as i am concerned. That a particular Police Officer who may have lost his manners handled ur case badly and u are now advocating that everyone be treated the way that Police officer treated you. That is quite irrational.

Watch that video again and you will see that the Police Sergeant is very professional even at the face of intimidation from the S/A and his Oga in the office. He still insisted and humbled the man. He behaved as an Oversea trained officer. If majority of our Policemen will be like this Office, Police will truly be our friend.

The most wanted underworld master Adamu has been arrested. The Nigerian police seems to be stronger than what we all can imagine. As they continue their frantic moves to crackdown on kidnapper all over the country, another success was been recorded.

Described as deadlier than the arrested kidnapper, Chukwudemeje George Onwamadike popularly known as Evans, the Inspector-General of Police Intelligence Response Team (IRT) nabbed one of the most wanted kidnap kingpins in Nigeria, Adamu Mamman, known in the underworld as “Master.”
Also arrested with MASTER were his second-in-command and number three man in the gang and five others.

A senior police officer told news men that the suspects arrested included the leader of the gang, Adamu, a native of Amana village in Kaduna State; Ali (aka Blacky), native of Liman Ibada village in Kaduna, who is the second-in-command to Master; Umar, native of Rijana village, who is the main informant of the Abuja-Kaduna expressway kidnappers; Shehu, the third-in-command; Awwalu, aka Mota, from Rijana village in Kaduna; and the major receivers of stolen cows, phones and laptops and so on from the kidnappers, Babangida, Usman, and Ahmad, all from Kaduna.
The police source said the suspects had been terrorising motorists and passengers along the Abuja-Kaduna expressway.He said: “They robbed, kidnapped and maimed victims. They made life uncomfortable for drivers and passengers along the road. Their signature is crime, as they also engaged in cattle rustling.

“They confessed that they decided to release their last victim and proceed to see their family members in their respective villages before IRT operatives arrested them at Maraban Jos, Anguwa Pama, Sabon Gayan and Rijana village all in Kaduna State.”

“All the suspects confessed to several kidnappings of motorist and passengers along the Abuja-Kaduna expressway, including the kidnapping of DSP Munir attached to Police Airwing, Force Headquarters, Abuja, a retired Police Sergeant, driver to the chairman, Senate Committee on Police Affairs, five students of Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, and Nuhu Bamalli University namely Idris Goga, Simon Terna, Kazzah Bulus, Ibrahim Kalin, and Augustine Climax, who was later killed and his corpse dumped in the river by the kidnappers.

Many of the victims, including the Police DSP, have identified the gang leader, second-in-command, third-in-command and informant, among others, as the ones responsible for their abduction.

The suspects further confessed that because of the massive deployment of security forces in their area, most of their gang members relocated from Rijana village to their respective hometowns. He further narrated that there were two major groups of kidnappers operating within Rijana axis of the Abuja-Kaduna expressway.

“The suspects are assisting IRT operatives in tracing the second group. Victim phones, N17,000 in N500 denomination in mints, belonging to victims, SIM cards, charms, cutlasses and two pairs of army uniforms were recovered from the kidnappers. Serious efforts to arrest the remaining gang members are in progress.”

Abeg leave matter. This guy go dey prison dey control his gang outside. They will still be kidnapping for him while he do the funding.

You remember Vampire in Imo State. He was in prison making arrangement for his escape. He funded the thing. Bought the jeep used for the operation from his prison room. Was inside custody and was renting his arms to other criminals and returns bn paid to him. He uses a phone to communicate wt other criminals still his phone activities were not tracked.

What about ND (Ndubuisi), the one his gang members once kidnapped Evans. He was serving Prison term in Rivers State while he was cordinating his criminal activities right from prison custody.

My brother, leave matter, no be Naija we dey. The guy na big boy criminal and will still enjoy that big boy privilege. Ok check it out, see the picture where he was bn paraded wt his gang members. It was only him that Police offered Slippers to wear while other gang members were on bare foot even the lady among them. Guy, big boy na big boy.

sunnysunny69:
we're talking of money and your safety. When one man try it, it will become national craze among criminals in Nigeria. Nigerian politicians don't need it as our courts are toothless.

Do you think u are selling a new idea?....Do u think they have not thought about dis? They must have, but accomplishing it is very difficult. U may even be arrested before accomplishing it.

sunnysunny69:
Evans should have learned from Mexican cartels, they plan their escape route way ahead, but Nigerian criminals have faith in juju man. He should have dug an underground tunnels for his escape. Imagine police come with their heavy guns, fire their warning shot, all he has to do is lift up his fake jacuzzi or fake kitchen fridge and enter underground then comes out 20 street away from underneath another house, his celebrity status when eventually captured would have gone over the roof. Don't think of me as a criminal, just an adviser in anything safety !

Hahahahaha....chai this guy has been watching too much of these foreign crime movies. Tunnels are easily dug in movies dan real life. If not many criminals and politicians will have that.

I am not too surprise to see most of the comments here. most of us here in Nigeria do not understand most business technical terms. Most of us do not read business books.

In a layman's term, let me explain to you what this means.
Though the Headline might have been technically coined to attract faster attention.
Etisalat UAE is one of the major shareholder of the Etisalat Nigeria. It just transferred(Sold its share to recoup its investment or capital) its share to Etisalat Nigeria.

For example, u have a business and decide to ask your uncle, your father and sister to bring in money (Shares) to sponsor the business and whatever gain the business makes will be shared (Dividend) to the sponsors according to how much they brought in.

If eventually, your uncle says that he is no longer interested in the business and he withdraws and other ppl are even interested to take over ur uncle's position (in this case of Etisalat, the Access Bank and co), does it mean that the business has died.
It is a seamless procedure that the customers may not even feel. Only the name may change.

So that is the situation here. Etisalat subscribers have nothing to be worry of.

eflintsone:
the family will not be happy for sure so as the man who lost his woman to be but i think the man should be made to foot the bills of the funeral , how does it sounds when u hear the living married the dead ?? does it sound holy to u ?? use ur head na .. the igbo in u wont let u think straight sadly ..shitty ,evil, wicked culture

I can see that you are enjoying the free tutorial I am giving to you. Well u may not go beyond this ur present level if you habour such hatred to Igbos, the best tribe so far, the tribe after God's heart. The unstoppable tribe. The tribe that God has given the authority to dominate the whole world.

Well, back to our topic. Marrying the dead is what we call punishment. It is a deterrent. It discourages other from following the same path.

A man burying his dead wife is not a punishment. So asking the man to just go and bury the girl is not punishing him cos every man has the obligation of burying his wife. Asking the man to bury the "wife" just like dat is lack of respect to the life that was lost. His punishment is to marry her dead body. We are Igbos, we have tradition. As u rightly said, the Igbo in me will not allow me to think straight. Igbos do not think straight. We consider so many thing before arriving to our decision point unlike you people that think straight.

In our tradition, a child born out of wedlock has no serious inheritance in that house. That is why we discourage the above kind of marriage.

WORLDPEACE:
After you survive you begin make mouth.

It's very unfortunate you are not a Christian. So u may not understand the young man. He was not making mouth as u said. That was declaration and reaffirmation of his covenant with his God.
If shall confess it with ur mouth and believe it in your heart, it shall come to pass.

eflintsone:
u see wah i have been saying "good sense is not scarce, find one " so paying her dowry is a means of punishment ryt ?? so the man is the cause of the death of the woman he wants to marry ?? gosh so after all this ur long talks i still find u low in I.Q , u igbos are daft at this attitude , had it been this news came frm kenya ,yoruba land or hausa land u guys will the d first to lay curses but the moment it comes from ur region u find daft means of justifying shits.... real sense no scarce , find one

How i wish u really understand what I.Q. is. If u do, you will see that u have a very pathetic level of it. Ur hatred for Igbos is engulfing u and it may destroy u if u do not retreat.
Can u go back and read this ur respond again. Assume to be neutral in this case. After reading it, grade urself and ur level of reasoning.

Ppl's tradition says that before you takes a girl to ur house as a wife there are certain rites u MUST perform and u chose to "steal" the girl. On the process, the girl dies while living in ur house and you expect the family to be happy wt you.
If this ur reasoning is what you termed high I.Q. your brain must have been tampered.
I kw everything goes in ur tradition, ours is not like dat. There is sacredness in many things in our tradition.

eflintsone:
now answer this "did God ask any of his creatures to marry the dead ?? "

Pls can you for at least once talk like someone that has a developed brain. Don't just talk because words are flowing in and out of your mouth. Before you tal reason beyond your scope and kw that others will analyze/diagnose you through what u say or write.

It is a foolish question to ask if God asked anyone to marry the dead. It is also foolishness to expect to see every offense and their punishments written in the Bible or Quran.
Even in your family, do u write out all the offenses and their equivalent punishments to ur family members. Sometimes your child will commit something and u chose to punish him/her by denying him/her a meal. Tell me where approved such punishment. Still the punishment is acceptable as a corrective measure.

Bros, we have culture and most of them are used to checkmate activities of people. So if your cultures allows all thing, our do not.

I smell set up here.
The woman invited the guy to come and meet her in the hotel room.
They were caught, the man was disgraced but the woman was nowhere to be seen
Even if it was a set-up, the woman already has a dent on her name. She is in the same business with the man. QED

seyizma:
To all my Nigerian Jewish brothers, I've completed the reading the Bible twice but never see where Jewish husband dey marry him dead body wife.

Abeg where una adopt your own culture, my fellow Jewish brothers?

Awon iran Ju!

My brother we have culture, we have respect for things. We do not just do things anyhow and do not live anyhow. Marriage to us means a lot. It was ordained by God and we, the Igbos respect it very well.
I kw in your tradition, a man can pick a girl from anywhere and she becomes his wife and the both families will not worry. So u ppl should continue in that line and allow us do our thing our way.
So shift very far from us

TINALETC3:
Nigerian government reacts 2 "quit notice" by South Africans, Wat has dat got 2 do wt Evans

$48m fraud: Jonathan’s finance coordinator declared wanted by EFCC

Na copy and paste and the OP cannot even go through the post to see how correct it is. Even since then he cannot go back to edit his copy copy. We are always in a haste to post so that we will start harvesting likes, shares and comments.

Syphax:
This one weak me I swear... (S)He has slept with 1000 men?
Some men no get brain. How person go dey attracted to this kind of thing?
If I see this kind thing,, my dick go just fall. I swear.

You go carry the one wey ur money reach naa. All hands are not equal.

This OP nawa uoooo. So you want me to be calling an Engineer an Enjunear. Chaiii ppl can deceive others oooo. See, I can't do this. U wan may ppl call me educated illiterate.