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See what women are causing. The wife has bn disturbing him to buy them Gotv. The man has no money for the decoder. Then the wife made it as a law that he must be buying Nigeria movies for them daily to make up for the Gotv he could not afford or else she(the wife) will continue to be going to her neighbour's room who is a single guy to be watching Gotv every night.

You as a woman, what will u be bringing along to the family apart from ur Mary Kay face. Lazy girls. A wealthy man will still marry you, you will still leave him and start running after "broke guys". Most women are just problem.

Keep waiting for a millionaire husbands until Shilo fall on u. You will start asking God, just give me any man no matter who or how he looks.

Joysmart:
How many do you actually know in real life? Albinism occurs in about 1 out of every 17,000 births so it's possible you may not even have one in your entire community

That still does not answer my question. I am not saying how many has died in my community. Most of the obituary posters i have seen are not only those seen within my immediate environment. I have also seen a handful of that in the media.

I have bn wondering:

Do Albinos dye at all?

If dey do, their ppl print Obituary Posters for dem?

If they have Obituary Posters, why is it that i don't see such posters?

I can't remember ever seeing any obituary of an Albino.

eezeribe:
Nnamdi Kanu has a very poor standing posture... His neck is always bent forward.
I can't see the Governors of Anambra,Imo and Abia(his own state) in those pictures....
And they said he met with the Governors of South East

Yes...he has a bad standing posture. This is because of the kind of load on his head. If u are to be given a quarter of what he has in his head, ur head will bend and be touching your knees as u walk.

Me, i like to hang on the door the same way i love doing in Danfo. U can't imagine the kind of fresh air u will be receiving through out the journey. It also gives me fastest way to alight wen the plane is landing. I hate ppl pushing me around trying to come out 1st. Once the plane is about to land, i will just jump down. So hanging is my favourite. The last time i traveled, i dashed out my seat to someone just to enjoy my hanging things.

This is why Buhari Administration should be very careful in dealing wt IPOB. Our obsession for Biafra is so deep dat we don't care dying for it. Any attempt to kill the spirit will spell doom for the country, and i strongly beliv that Nigeria will not survive it.

Go to Okigwe Old Park where Okigwe L.G.A once had standard Lock up shops which this same Rochas demolished and sent ppl back to village and back to poverty state, nothing reasonable has bn done there.

Do u kw how much Govt is losing since that time the shops were demolished. Why bn wicked to ppl wen u kw you are not ready to develop them.

freshest4live:
So you have no power to solve your problems as a major tribe in Nigeria, you have to cry to foreigners for everything? That's a sign of weakness, please stop disgracing the lgbo nation. If this was lsoko tribe, then it would be understandable. Why show the world that other regions in Nigeria can easily oppress you, and your leaders would do nothing about it, allowing fringe groups to cry for help from outsiders.
Who would hold the U.S responsible for the Syrian complaints about their children who continually die from U.S drones and missiles? Even yesterday this was on the news.

So this is the much ur brain can come up with. U need to understand how the world runs. Have you heard of the word "Civility". If u kw the meaning, that is what the IPOB is applying. It can also be seen as high tech Diplomacy.
Let me ask u dis. Why do u go to the Police or report to the elders in ur community wen someone u kw u can easily deal with is causing u some trouble? Why dont u just trash him and damn the consequence? Should I beliv dat u reporting is a sign of weakness?
Sometimes u report not because u really want to make peace, rather u do that to have enough witness so that wen u want to deal with the trouble maker, u will have ppl dat will vindicate ur action. Dat is also bn diplomatic.

It was in early 2010 when instant messaging platform, WhatsApp, was launched. The world was taken by storm with the technology that connected friends, family and even strangers from every part of the world. Discussions, memes, photos and videos, do’s and don’ts became common on the social media application, and in the recent past, has also become a place to circulate fake news.

Group chats on WhatsApp have circulated messages about shortage of salt and sugar, a fake picture of Prime Minister Narendra Modi sweeping the floor in his younger days, a fake video that led to the Muzaffarnagar riots, and even the new Rs 2000 note concealing a GPS chip.

The latest viral WhatsApp message doing the rounds is that the Ministry of Interior Regulation is recording and saving phone conversations and monitoring social networking platforms.

The WhatsApp forward even goes so far as to claim that “your devices are connected to ministry systems".

Let’s look at the facts:

First, India doesn’t have a Ministry of Interior Regulation, it’s a figment of the WhatsApp creator’s imagination. We also checked the Press Information Bureau and the Ministry of Telecommunications website. They have not released any circular or press release that can validate these messages that are currently doing the rounds. The news is only circulated on WhatsApp, which is far from a credible and verifiable source of information.

Second, Article 21 of the Indian Constitution clearly states that no person shall be deprived of his life or personal liberty except according to procedure established by law. Under this, ideally, no governmental/public body can record, save or monitor a citizen’s private conversations. The government of a democratic country cannot, without any legal circumstance, invade the privacy of its citizens.

But that’s not to say that the government isn’t necessarily spying on you through covert means. In fact, in 2013, the Indian government rolled out a surveillance programme allowing security agencies and income tax officials to tap phone calls, and monitor social media accounts of selected targets without oversight by courts or parliaments, reported Reuters. According to 2016 Medianama report, the surveillance system is live in New Delhi, Delhi and Mumbai and would be operationalised in the rest of the country in a phased manner. But this has been limited to selected targets, it’s not blanket surveillance. And even if the government is spying on you, it’s hardly going to send you a WhatsApp forward informing you of it.

Third, WhatsApp is almost completely encrypted from end-to-end, which makes it almost impossible to track the movement of messages, making it fairly simple for someone to start a trail of fake news messages without ever being able to go back to the original sender. Additionally, if this news were true, it would have been covered by the media, even if not by the government.

The only message that should be circulated is to inform everyone about the lack of authenticity of these messages.

Israeljones:
August 27 2017... which kin future newspaper b this one..

Bros, i don't expect u to be shocked. Are u new to Newspapers and Magazines. The Newspaper is a weekly Newspaper. So one Publication covers a whole week. It may be released on a Monday morning and remain valid till Sunday. Which means the next edition will only come the next Monday and not daily.
Many Magazines are like dat too.
I beliv u are cleared

What is special about this. U are expected to learn the language of the place for easy communication and probably this deranged Lebanese has bn here for donkey years and was able to master the language and u are hailing him. If you go to London and speak good English will it make them to hail u?

Once some blacks see fair skinned foreigners, their brain will turn to cotton wool.

Giving admission based on 25% mark. What do these ppl planed doing to the already dying education standard. Then if 25% can give u admission, then 25% will also be able to graduate u.

Nigeria Ntorrr.

You may or may not get ur money back. Mine i was lucky.
Went to Ecobank to withdraw. Inserted my card did all i was supposed to do and nothing happened.

As soon as i left the bank, not too far from the bank I received a debit alert. I shouted that the machine must have dispensed my cash and another person may take it. As i rushed to check, I saw a young guy hurrying out of the ATM point. My mind told me he must have taken the money since there was no other person using the ATM.
I rushed to confront him and fortunately, I immediately received another alert reversing the N20,000 transaction. I heaved a sigh of relief.

abdulkadirusma1:
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Park well bros

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Park well bros

I parked very well. U wan jam me?

soberdrunk:
What rubbish!!! The South African ambassador to Nigeria must be summoned! Seems South Africans want to bite the hand that feeds them........

Go and sit down bro. Which hand? Which bite?
Let us not deceive ourselves. Our country Nigeria is worthy of all the embarrassments meted on her. Are u happy wt the condition of things in this country?

Remove the love God has on us, tiny neighbouring countries would have captured the country and re-colonize us

This is one of the Pastors i respect so much. But i am disappointed by this utterance if actually he made the statement. Men of God should kw that most of the things they say affect their members so much. Someone out there will take this statement so hard on him/herself and will start thinking that he/she is irresponsible.
Some will stop coming to the church or start avoiding the Pastor because he/she may be thinking that whenever Pastor sees him/her that the Pastor will be taking him/her as an irresponsible person.

Men of God are expected to advise correctly. He should have consider so many factors that will make a willing man and woman not to get married at a desired age. He should also kw that marriage is not meant for everyone. Even if the person is willing to get married, he/she may never get married if marriage is out of hi/her destiny.

So Pastor, pls use another of ur preachings/teachings to correct the blunder u committed by that statement.

mynd1:
This bastard Albino terrorist was running his mouth up and down when Mr president was not around. Now the lion king is back and I dare any ipod terrorist to disturb anyone peace and see what Buratai boys will do with him/ her.

U think PMB is a coward like Ujukwu?

God bless Mr president

God bless Nigeria.

Haters can jump in to lagoon for all I care.

mynd1 has spoken!

No, he is not a coward, he is the Lion King that rats chase away from his kingdom.

nolyyy:
wat did Kanu SPOKE?...LWKM...U better go collect back ur school fees o

This guy is unteachable. I have severally tried educating him, but his brain is no longer in his skull. He used it for 9ja bet. His situation is pathetic. The most annoying thing is that you will see him commenting on every post with this his murderous English.

I love to watch this kind of guy trying to toast an intelligent and well educated girl. The drama dey sweet ehhhn. See as the babe go just dey make him look like a foolish fool he is.

franchizy:
Is this suppose to be news. Im shocked that an illitracy, criminal and school drop out is brain wash useless youths of his region.

What did kanu spoke here that will make you pools hails him.

Kanu must be arrest soon and will be send back to kuje where he will be walk with an empty bare foot and ate watery beans.

Useless ipok youths.

So upon all my brotherly advise to you to go back to school in order to improve your use of English, you refused to do that and still shamelessly kept writing this way. Don't you have a single shame on your face?

Again, you used 65 words and messed up 18 out of the 65. The few u got correctly are majorly the 2-letter or 3-letter words that could hardly be used wrongly.

You have 4 lines in your comment and again non of them is correct.
Guy must u comment on every post? Calm down and learn how to read and write first. Don't be in much hurry.

Now go and look for Intensive English Text Book and start from there. I love u bro.

-MY WIFE CHASED ME OUT OF THE OTHER ROOM

-CITIZENS CHASED ME OUT OF LONDON

-RODENTS CHASED ME OUT OF MY OFFICE

WHO AM I?

Ghost slapped and chased Rochas Okorocha out of office
Rats chased President Buhari out of office.

We are watching.

In the Bible, Pharaoh was stubborn and God visited the Egyptians with great famine.
There is great famine in the North.

Pharaoh was stubborn and God visited the Egyptians with frogs, maggots and rodents.
Buhari is bn chased out office by rats.

Pharaoh was stubborn and God visited the Egyptians with Angel of death and every 1st sons of the Egyptians were killed.
Buhari be careful for this is the last plague that may befall u before God finally destroys u and ur ppl.

I am not saying that Ojukwu and Buhari had no meeting. I'm not doubting whether they had agreement or not. My questions are these:

1. Under what name did they made the agreement?

2. Was Buhari or Ojukwu the head of state or the National Assembly then?

3. Did Buhari and Ojukwu represent the different tribes and ethnic groups of the country?

4. What was Buhari trying to achieve by using that cheap propaganda?
Was he thinking that the Igbos are like his men that follow leaders sheepishly?
With all respect to the Ikemba Odumegwu Ojukwu,(may his blessed soul rest in peace), had it bn that he is still alive and falls bellow the Igbo's expectation, we will still reject him. Even if this present Hero, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu starts derailing, we will boot him out. We respct our leaders but dont follow them sheepishly. So poliltiking with the name of Ikemba will not score u the credit u want. Just do the right thing Mr. President

The hunter has become the hunted. The case of Osama Bin Laden and US govt.
Wen u use someone to destroy anoda person, be assured that that person u used will turn to destroy u.

APC used the media to destroy Jonathan Govt. They painted him black and told many uncountable lies against him. Now the same media u used to destroy the past government is haunting u.

U started a hate speech and we all learned it and u r crying that we are crossing the red line.

GOLDEN RULE: Do unto others as u will want others do unto u.

Franco93:
I don't know why chairman of PMT recruit touts as drivers.
Is not about; 'I can drive', 'I sabi drive', 'I have been driving from birth', 'my father is a driver', 'Driving is my hobby'
It's about recruiting competent drivers and always reminding them ''Road Safety Tips''
And also, dont apply the system of your ''turnover determines your pay''
It makes drivers drive so reckless in pursuit to make more money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdQba-lqewI

Exactly, they should emulate ABC Transport and their Safety Policies. That Transport company (ABC) is one of the safest transport companies in Nigeria. Even if they happened to be involved in any accident, which is very rare, the fault must be from the other driver and secondly, the impact of the accident will be minimal. Their buses are the original Toyota buses.

Hadone:
Igbos and other Nigerians are our brothers and sisters. We live cordially with them and ask any southerner living in the north he will attest how we harmoniously live together and respect one another. We did northern declaration to deliberately awaken them and even other Nigerians that the north can survive with or without anybody. We of course prefer to live as a nation since it's what's destined by God, but we'll not tolerate any threats any longer from anybody. Let me repeat myself again that the northern declaration is just a wake-up call to awaken most especially the igbos to come back to their senses and either stay or leave. Simple!! And we can say that "kwalliya ta biya kudin sabulu" a Hausa proverb which mean to say aim has been achieved. Because shortly after the declaration, the igbos starts dabbling saying this and that not intending to depart northern territories. And look at our leaders, Emirs and Governors went against it even though it's known to them that the declaration is just a mere saying not fully intentional. But look at how the IPOBs publicly misbehave and non of their leaders could talk to them. Anyway I'm ready to take all your abuses, but I love you as Nigerians. Thank you

So you mean to tell me that u guys were joking wen u issued the threat?
This is serious. Well, it better be ooo cos una for hear am.

Well, i have seen this joke before. Back then in school a troublesome boy went and slap another boy he felt he can comfortably beat. Alas, when he realized that he had embarked on a suicide mission by slapping the guy, a guy that was feared by all, he then said that it was just a joke naa. He started confessing how he loved the guy and how he had bn telling others that he was a good guy.

I beliv it's the same kind of joke the Arewa youths are trying out here.

WHEN Kirk Dewayne Franklin (born January 26, 1970), American gospel musician, choir director, and author declared last Sunday evening at the Rock Cathedral, Lekki in Lagos, that he missed Nigeria, it was not the usual entertainer’s gimmick to stoke up patronage. Kirk Franklin known for leading urban contemporary gospel choirs such as The Family, God’s Property and One Nation Crew (1NC), and has won multiple awards, including 12 Grammy Awards was the star performance at the just concluded gospel musical concert, “FEARLESS,” at the ultra-modern Rock Cathedral of House on the Rock Church.

The American Pastor and gospel musician who visited Nigeria five years ago, revealed his attachment to the nation at the event, saying that as Nigeria was marking its 56th independence anniversary last year, he was giving the hand of his daughter, Carrington in marriage to a Nigerian, Maxx-Nakwaasah. The beautiful ceremony, which held in Fort Worth, Texas, USA, was officiated by Kirk Franklin doubling as the father of the bride and the officiating pastor.

Information available to Vanguard indicate that the emotion-laden ceremony saw the then 46-year old father penning a note where he expressed his troubles seeing his daughter as a grown woman that she is now, stating that although she wasn’t even gone at the time he was writing the words, he was missing her already. Carrington was legally adopted by the singer in 1989 and finally found love in the arms of the young African-American, whose father is Nigerian and mother, white-American. “She’s getting married today… and I’ve spent an hour and a half rewriting this,” Kirk Franklin wrote. “Crying, smiling, and preparing to let go… of my little girl. I will walk her down the aisle, then I will officiate the wedding. “Why? Because I’m selfish, for my little girl. And she asked her daddy to! How could I say no?! I pray I don’t make a fool of myself and cry more than I speak. God, it’s so hard to release her. If I could I would keep her a little girl, Forever. Selfish, I know. But at this moment, I want to be. “I want to go kart riding, jet skiing, middle school basketball games, movies over and over again….just me and her.

This is hard as Hell. She has no idea, cause she’s not a daddy. I am. A proud one. I hope I was a good one. “I’m sorry for that one spanking you got that killed me more than it did you! I’m proud and love your future husband. Jealous, but proud. “He comes first now. I’ll have to get used to that, cause I’m selfish, for you. “Only pictures get stuck in time, not people. They grow, and need to be let go…. I’m going to try really hard,…but please, when I see you with your new life, let me hold you every now and then, and pretend….that I’m never letting go. Forever daddy’s girl. [Signed, A girl’s daddy.]”

Fearless 2017, the second edition of the worship concert was bigger and better as Grammy award winner, Kirk Franklin headlined the event with Tim Godfrey and his Xtreme crew. The other artistes who performed included Frank Edwards, Mike De-Glorious, Onos, Wilson Joel, Nosa and Blessyn. It was a spectacular event where the radical gospel musician, pressed for time, virtually performed most of his hit songs and was amazed as the over 6,000 capacity crowd was not in any hurry to go home, sang along and heartily danced to every rendition. Earlier at the off-the-hook worship experience put together by Tim Godfrey and Rod Nation in collaboration with House on the Rock featured Tim Godfrey and his Xtreme crew literarily tearing down the roof with extraordinary electrifying performance to the delight of the senior pastor of House on the Rock, Pastor Paul Adefarasin, his wife, Pastor Ifeanyi Adefarasin, COSON chairman, Chief Tony Okoroji, Patrick Doyle among other on-air-personalities. It is also worthy of note that the crowd outside on the street was much more that the ones who made inside the hall to witness the spectacle. Speaking on the Fearless concert, the Metropolitan Paul Adefarasin said: “Tim Godfrey is a son and one of the icons raising the banner of Jesus using the tool of music and we are excited to be part of an historic concert hosting Kirk Franklin at The Rock Cathedral”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/nigerian-says-kirk-franklin/

U ppl should stop playing wt ppl's brain. How can it change colour. Is the whole body going to change or the fancy lights?

The issue of repairing itself is a total lie. Is the car body rubber or metals. Pls stop all these nonsense. I don't want to be angry oo.

franchizy:
Nnamdi kanu is an ilitracy and a school drops outs.

He keep spoke rubbish and decive his wash brain ipob followers.

Now him eyes is opens.

Shameles criminal thats what kanu was. A

Out of the 32 words you used in ur silly comment, you messed up 12 words.
Out of the 3 lines of your 3 different sentences, none of them is correct.
The totality of your comment is trash.

My brother, what is wrong with you. U mean to tell me that you are educated and you still write this way.
Your condition is pathetic. You were writing under the comfort of your home and you wrote this. I wonder what will happen if you write under examination tensed condition.

My dearest brother, please do yourself good by re-enrolling in any primary school around you. Please don't let shame deter you from doing this.

INTERMAN:
na the work of my phone "autocorrect" be that.

We believe the mistake was as a result of the phone auto-correct, but u are also careless and so fast to make a post and fail to review ur post b4 sending it.

Blue3k:
Lol you're the only one too daft to understand the argument congrats.

I was told that those that are of very low level or those with no level are always the ones that will cast the first stone on those that have higher level than them.

I am not surprised.