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timesup234:
If you watch BBN consider yourself an idiot

How do u come to know about BBN?

Meanwhile, what do u watch.
I want to know, may be, we may join u in that wise watching.

Baawaa:
Point of correction,he wishes his muslim brothers and sisters happy fake new year.We all knows original new year,even Saudi Arabia uses world wide calendar.

That Islamic calendar is not accepted anywhere. They should just use it in their mosque and should not use it to disturb anyone.
The Igbos have different day count and different calendar. They've 13 months in a year. They use it strictly on their traditional system. Never disturbed anyone wt it. They accept the generally accepted calendar.

I love my dogs so much.
The first time I was called that someone left my gate open and they went out and nowhere to be found.
I lost appetite. I hated everything around me.
I was just shouting at everyone in my office.
Nearly developed HBP.
I was about coming back from the a distance of about 198km to launch a search for my lovely dogs, before I was called that they were sighted somewhere.
After few minutes, they were home.
I immediately called the Vet to go and checked them up and give them some injections incase they have make some contacts wt other dogs.

But, spending such amount to clone them is a no no for me.
I will rather buy another one, use the money give them same training I gave these ones and feed them well with good medications.

....and this is the person that want to be our president, come 2023.
GOD FORBID.

The action is very bad.
In the other hand, why will someone risk his life this way.
The guy said he had an encounter wt the IPOB boys.
Why will he allow this kind of a thing to happen to him.
There are many ways to avoid this.
Stay off that area.
If you are already out, pls never go into argument wt the mob.
If possible, hail them and tell them you are wt them and in support.
It wouldn't change wt u believe.
Do go telling them that what they are doing is wrong.
That is not the right time for that moral lesson.

And a man married/will marry this thing?
SMH

Nelson21:


Why do you find it weird?
Am pretty sure God didn't put that hair there for no reason

Same way He did not put the hair on our heads for nothing. We still shave them for different reasons and it did not cause issues to our health.

zed7:
You have a low IQ if it's you who composed that rubbish, much lower IQ if you copied it foolishly.

Hahahahahaha.
Your pains are too much.
Bad women have really dealt wt you.
Or you are a bad man that met bad women.
Take a chill pill

zed7:
Men did all this for their wives and more while dating them. There is something called 'see finish'. Women who don't respect their husband's but will worship their pastors and wouldn't dare look their bosses in the face.
It swings both ways, that's why a child likes a shiny toy at the shop but not the same toy he has at home.
Stop copying posts blindly. It's not a man's thing only.

Bros, please don't be so much pained.
I know you have bn in bad relationships all ur life.
I believe one day it will be well wt your soul.
Try to improve and you will see good things coming your way.
Don't always say, it's the other person that should do it.
Start it and you will get it back.
You pain is too much, but be calming down
It will be well. Ok.
Soon you will get a woman that you will appreciate and who will also appreciate you.

Meanwhile, I did not copy anyone's write up.
If I do, I will be more civil to quote the source.
This was a Post I made on my Facebook Timeline 5yrs ago which Facebook threw up as a memory.
I chose to share it here again
So pocket your silly self back into where it was before.

ANOTHER VIEW OF DCP ABBA KYARI... (author unknown)

ANONYMOUS

"Let's get the fact straight for easier understanding seeing that many of us no longer think and plenty are hard of hearing.
They said Abba Kyari was a Supercop.

Really?
What made him a Supercop which separated him from other cops?
Is it his super intelligence?
His brilliance?
Super strenght?
Super analytical skill?
Pragmatism?
Did he graduate from "Harvard School of Crime Bursting"?
Was he a product of the German elite force the Gestapo?

What exactly were his qualifications that made his protectors and horde of supporters brand him the Supercop?
One thing is obvious, at least for now. His first response to the FBI allegation on his Facebook page betrayed him as a very dull man. Very dull.
It is pointless to explain and keep explaining that Nigeria as a country elevates and celebrates idiots. She makes genius out of fools.
The only reason while a clown like Abba Kyari is celebrated in Nigeria is because lawlessness and braggadaciousness is her forte. In a state of lawlessness the most lawless becomes a hero.

That was how a certain Fulani migrant from Niger Republic shot himself to power in December 1983 in a coup that cost Brigadier Bako his life, suspended democracy, jailed politicians up to 125 years in prison. Killed the economy, education and sent many people on exile.
Three decades later, Nigerians went to dig him out of the dunghill of misery, excavated the mannequin from the graveyard of bitterness and hate and branded him a Superman for ruining lives and society in 1983.

This time they branded him Super Integrity for hating money and for not being able to buy a house as a military man. The criminals who saw virtue in this evil man even contributed money to buy his APC form while the moral conman sat back in his Katsina ranch, flanked by his unproductive cows, laughed them to scorn for their monumental idiocy.
Today, the mannequin has ruined every living and dead thing in Nigeria. The situation currently in Nigeria in every sector is beyond disaster.
The same scenario played out in the making of their Supercop.

Abba Kyari the Supercop has the power to kill and to make alive. He has the power to determine ones future or terminate it. No one can question his authority. Historians call it gunboat diplomacy during the White invasion of Africa but what we have here is jungle diplomacy. No trial for alleged criminals. No proper burial for alleged criminals. No proper closure for the families of alleged criminals, only the justice of the Supercop is acceptable. And normal people cheered this madness. Only a jungle presided by cavemen can accept this brand of justice.
He can move into a village with his murderous commando outfit, shoot everything that moves and move everything that refuses to move. That was the enormous power he wielded. Ask the thousands of people whose lives were wasted how many of them went through a normal judicial process to plead their cases. Yet Nigerians, a country populated by moral infidels and repulsive religious prostitutes celebrated this conman as a Supercop.

Hushpuppy was able to paint a graphic example of the true personality of the Supercop. He gave him money to put his friend in solitary confinement for ease of of operation in his fraudulent profession. I wonder how many people gave him money to silence opponents and brand them armed robbers or IPOB irritants.

The North have unwittingly brainwashed many of you. They are propping up this murderer for the position of future IGP. He fits the description of that persona that could carry on with their murderous dirty jobs and silence outsiders while the Southern mumulectuals keep writing unconscionable bollocks for their bellies. That's why the North and the enablers of evil in the South have been very quiet since Hushpuppy and the FBI bursted their man.

I have an idea of what a Supercop ought not to be. They are so busy that they don't have time for photo ops before operation. They are so busy that they don't have time to attend every Owambe party and eat cows flanked by celebrities at Oba. They devote their time to bursting crimes not posing for pictures with his funders.

Abba Kyari is a Super crook and a Super murderer and definitely not a Supercop.
The only way he can prove his innocence is to board the free aircraft to the United States. Allen Onyema did it why not he?
May God himself avenge the blood of all the people these criminals murdered innocently and may those supporting him become victims of their crime."

ANOTHER VIEW OF DCP ABBA KYARI... (author unknown)

ANONYMOUS

"Let's get the fact straight for easier understanding seeing that many of us no longer think and plenty are hard of hearing.
They said Abba Kyari was a Supercop.

Really?
What made him a Supercop which separated him from other cops?
Is it his super intelligence?
His brilliance?
Super strenght?
Super analytical skill?
Pragmatism?
Did he graduate from "Harvard School of Crime Bursting"?
Was he a product of the German elite force the Gestapo?

What exactly were his qualifications that made his protectors and horde of supporters brand him the Supercop?
One thing is obvious, at least for now. His first response to the FBI allegation on his Facebook page betrayed him as a very dull man. Very dull.
It is pointless to explain and keep explaining that Nigeria as a country elevates and celebrates idiots. She makes genius out of fools.
The only reason while a clown like Abba Kyari is celebrated in Nigeria is because lawlessness and braggadaciousness is her forte. In a state of lawlessness the most lawless becomes a hero.

That was how a certain Fulani migrant from Niger Republic shot himself to power in December 1983 in a coup that cost Brigadier Bako his life, suspended democracy, jailed politicians up to 125 years in prison. Killed the economy, education and sent many people on exile.
Three decades later, Nigerians went to dig him out of the dunghill of misery, excavated the mannequin from the graveyard of bitterness and hate and branded him a Superman for ruining lives and society in 1983.

This time they branded him Super Integrity for hating money and for not being able to buy a house as a military man. The criminals who saw virtue in this evil man even contributed money to buy his APC form while the moral conman sat back in his Katsina ranch, flanked by his unproductive cows, laughed them to scorn for their monumental idiocy.
Today, the mannequin has ruined every living and dead thing in Nigeria. The situation currently in Nigeria in every sector is beyond disaster.
The same scenario played out in the making of their Supercop.

Abba Kyari the Supercop has the power to kill and to make alive. He has the power to determine ones future or terminate it. No one can question his authority. Historians call it gunboat diplomacy during the White invasion of Africa but what we have here is jungle diplomacy. No trial for alleged criminals. No proper burial for alleged criminals. No proper closure for the families of alleged criminals, only the justice of the Supercop is acceptable. And normal people cheered this madness. Only a jungle presided by cavemen can accept this brand of justice.
He can move into a village with his murderous commando outfit, shoot everything that moves and move everything that refuses to move. That was the enormous power he wielded. Ask the thousands of people whose lives were wasted how many of them went through a normal judicial process to plead their cases. Yet Nigerians, a country populated by moral infidels and repulsive religious prostitutes celebrated this conman as a Supercop.

Hushpuppy was able to paint a graphic example of the true personality of the Supercop. He gave him money to put his friend in solitary confinement for ease of of operation in his fraudulent profession. I wonder how many people gave him money to silence opponents and brand them armed robbers or IPOB irritants.

The North have unwittingly brainwashed many of you. They are propping up this murderer for the position of future IGP. He fits the description of that persona that could carry on with their murderous dirty jobs and silence outsiders while the Southern mumulectuals keep writing unconscionable bollocks for their bellies. That's why the North and the enablers of evil in the South have been very quiet since Hushpuppy and the FBI bursted their man.

I have an idea of what a Supercop ought not to be. They are so busy that they don't have time for photo ops before operation. They are so busy that they don't have time to attend every Owambe party and eat cows flanked by celebrities at Oba. They devote their time to bursting crimes not posing for pictures with his funders.

Abba Kyari is a Super crook and a Super murderer and definitely not a Supercop.
The only way he can prove his innocence is to board the free aircraft to the United States. Allen Onyema did it why not he?
May God himself avenge the blood of all the people these criminals murdered innocently and may those supporting him become victims of their crime."

Appreciation letter by DCP ABBA-Kyari

To all my friends and colleagues in the Office, Please do not be worried. I am Good and in high Spirit. I see this as an Excellent opportunity to relax and spend good time with Family and friends after 11 years of None stop Dogged Fight against deadly Criminals and Killers across the Country.

I thank you all for your dedication and utmost support while I held sway as your Commander. Many of you have become my brothers and friends, and I do not take this for granted. Together We brought innovations in crime fighting and improvements in infrastructures to our organization.

We thank GOD Almighty for all the Outstanding Results we recorded in the Course of Fighting Crimes in Nigeria and the Recognitions we got from the National Assembly, Presidency and many reputable National and international organizations and individuals.
All those who know me closely know that I detest lies. Everything I say and post is the truth. The truth on this issue will come out soonest, to clear all doubts.

To my friend and brother ACP Sunny, my dedicated 2IC, I say a big thank you for the support and outstanding Service to the Nation. To my Immediate Boss and Senior brother AIG Habu Sani, Thanks for everything and we will remain Loyal and grateful Forever Sir. I also thank all my former and current Bosses (IGP Solomon Arase, IGP Ibrahim Idris, IGP Adamu Abubakar and IGP Usman Alkali) for giving me the opportunity to serve my nation. My senior brother and respected Boss AIG GB Umar, Thank you and Thank you Sir.

To my Immediate family, Thank you for enduring my absence all these years, I am more than Grateful for your patience, prayers and support.
We Can’t thank GOD enough for surviving with all parts of our body intact after taking so much risks in Many battles across the country.
For my Friend and brother DCP Tunde Disu, the New Head of IRT, You are an Excellent crime fighter with outstanding records. I wish you the best in everything you do and I Genuinely urge all my Colleagues to give you Maximum support to succeed.

Lastly, I urge all my family members, friends and supporters not to be confrontational, but to remain calm, steadfast and to Keep thanking GOD for all the blessings.
Thank you all and GOD bless Nigeria.

They should watch him closely.
Remove all guns and weapons from him
He may opt to commit suicide to avert the shame/disgrace.
We want him to be alive to answer to all these.
They should also make sure that those yet to be named accomplice don't go and kill him just the same way Kyari had killed many to cover evidence.

See you papa Taxi

I have been thinking.....If men can be as nice to their wives as they are to the other woman out there, there will be a mini Paradise in our homes.

A man will appreciate dat woman out dia but not the one he married even wen d wife is far better than dat one out dia.
A man will like to pay transport fare for dat woman out dia but will not drop transport money for his wife at home.
He will offer to take dat woman out dia for expensive lunch date or dinner date, but no money for food for that woman he married.
You are in a bus and dat girl want to make call, unfortunately no airtime in her phone, u will happily give her your phone to make a lengthy call, but let your wife use ur phone to flash a friend, u will turn tiger.
You are in a Keke and it is raining, u offered to exchange ur seat with that girl out dia cos rain is disturbing dat girl.
U take her position and u make her comfortable (Gentleman). Can u do it for your wife?
U can easily apologise to that woman out dia even for the wrong u did not commit, but offend ur wife and still beat her on top of it........
Do u want me to continue? Guy abeg appreciate dat woman that is in your life especially when she is your wife and see how ur entire life will be full of favour.
He who find a wife find good thing and obtains favour from God.

Monogamy:


All the fake media in Nigeria shall all be put to shame..

If we can defeat you people during Acclaimed Lekki massacre, this shouldn't be hard ..

AGF has denied receiving extradition notification from FBI.

Kyari is not the only person indicted in Hush's case, the case that Kyari is being involved should be one of the least amount transaction in what hush is being charged for.

So Kyari had prior knowledge of the transaction amount which is $500k but still collect $20k in batches? Stop feeding us that crap

Then I Ask, why are some of the Nigeria media focusing only on Kyari's Case, when there are so many other people indicted in the said FBi report..

Is there something they are not telling us?

You are a damn hypocrite. So you have this kind of low morale.
You are asking why Kyari is bn focused on. You mean you don't know why.
Well, let's assume you are dumb and don't know.
He is a police Officer and a senior one for that matter. Custodian of the law. Enforcer of the law.
It is so heart wrecking that he should get involved wt such a thing.
I so much loved this guy. When the news breaks up, I was praying everyday that let this just be an ordinary rumour.
Then, I was disappointed that there are many likeness of truth in the news.
He disappointed me.
My father will always tell me that once u enters any case they start telling you "You ought to have known...then you are in deep shit."
Kyari ought to have known the implication of his action. Can he claim ignorant or what. He ought to have known.

Secondly, if it was a Pastor that was accused wt other accomplice, would u have asked, why are the media concentrating on the Pastor alone?
I believe you would've bn among those asking for the Pastor to be killed even wtout judgement.
So Kyari is in the same position of staying off crime just like a pastor.

ChiefSosa:
Africa and some nonsense beliefs. They should gerrarahere joor. We need to get rid of some of these nonsense beliefs; it sounds moronic, especially in the 21st century.
It's mentally insulting. Try explaining some of these beliefs to educated and well exposed people, & watch how moronic you'll appear. U go be like fool_for their eye.

My dear forget this ur empty 21st century sh!t.
This is the mentality that has made us rootless. We have lost our root and identity.
Africa has tradition and it must be recognized and obeyed.
Now explain to me what your educated and 21st Century Western Worlds are doing wt our stolen artifacts.
What is so special in them that they have to steal them and refused to return most of them to us.
What are they doing wt many of our Shrine Heads or the Faces/Heads of Masquerades they stole from Africans.

I believe, those things are helping them in most of the exploits they are doing today.
All we need to do is get a better use of our culture and traditions and we may be better than these Whites.
They will tell us that our masquerades are evil, they will take it and sale their costumes to us and we will accept them as better than ours.
They told us that beating local drums (talking drums), gong etc are evil. They took them from us and gave us band and we are jumping up and down. They still modify the talking drums and send them back to us and we keep buying.
They told us that our local pots are meant for evil spirits. We threw them away and buys their.
My brother, stop bn deceived.

I remember what a Policeman once said;
"If you (as a Police Officer) want to make money, get a link wt the bad boys. If you want government promotion, come after the same bad boys and use them to shine."

Most of the bad boys this guy used to shine are probably the same bad boys he has bn making money from.
They will mute their confession wen they caught them and only tell us what they want us to hear while that part of the story from the criminals that will indict them will never be allowed to come to the public.

Scammers.

Monogamy:
See headline ooo

They are indeed bad belles, enemies of progress/success

There are so many flops in the documents released.

To start with, if Hush puppy is accused of being a fraudster, that means he must have been lying to the people he has been collecting money from fraudulently.. Can't Hush lied in the statement he made to FBI?

Secondly, Which street guy/guy man would keep the records of such deal involving a policeman on his phone?

If the case that Kyari is being indicted involved $1.1m deal which Kyari was claimed to have received N8m equivalent to $20k, would Kyari have had prior knowledge about the money involved, and still collect $20k to be his share if he and Hush are working together, infact the amount was sent like 4 times to different account.

Is Hush being accused of only $1.1m deal or there are still more deals that involved others, cos the one Kyari was involved according to the statement which made him to detain/arrest hush old friend is $500k, that's one transaction..

I never said Kyari didn't have any deal with Hush, I never said Kyari never received money from Hush (Proofs only to argue on that)..

If Kyari received $20k out of $1.1m, how logical is it for him to be person of interest to FBI, oh he collaborate/facilitate with Hush.

Is Hush being charged for only $1.1m deal? Or there are more deals with other people mentioned? If the latter is the case, why are the media not shedding light about other deals that they shifted all their energy on the one indicting Kyari only?

Shun tantrums, quote only if you have answers to the questions

I feel so ashamed wen young people that their brains should be sharp start reasoning like morons.
So FBI need to have physical access to your phone to know all you've bn doing wt it. My brother, the only thing they need is know your phone number or email address and all you've ever done with that phone or through that email will be known. They don't need to ask u much questions. When they're done, they'll tell u all you've done. That's why it was difficult for Hush to deny. All his activities were dug out from his phone number and email and not even from his phone.

Conner44:
the correct use is to 'wear' the perfume and the reason why this is so is because since perfumes can most times be very concentrated and might pose a discoloration effect if sprayed directly onto fabrics or induce allergic reactions if it touches some skin types, it is recommended to 'spray' the fragrance/perfume from a few meters away from your clothes or skin and allows the particles settle on a wider surface area than being concentrated on a tiny point of any surface.

that is why the 'classy' people in oyibo land who wear perfumes usually spray it up into the air directly in front of them and then 'step' into the descending fragrance particles in order to 'wear' the perfume the correct and safest way possible. if they spray perfume the way we do here in nigeria they will trigger unpleasant allergic reactions in many people they come in contact with during their day over there.

some people have actually had terrible medical complications by spraying perfume directly on their clothes or skin in large quantities every day for a prolonged period of time.

if you think i am talking thrash just take a bottle of your favourite perfume and break it to pour out the entire contents on the floor in your room. there will be a 50% probability that you will vomit if you stay in there for a few minutes after without cleaning it and you not be able to sleep in that room at night for a few days until the smell of the perfume subsides to a manageable level.

and remember that body spray is different from perfume.

You are wrong. Perfume is regarded as part of fashion.
So you have to wear it.

inoki247:
Oga shut up dere jare...

So because say e b tiff now mak he no name the street to iz house wey b say na him first buy land for..

Na everybody be tiff na wu dem neva catch still be saint...

Just look at your type of sense.
Street names should be an honour for good work and who first bought land there.
If it should be who first bought land there. What will be given to the original owners of the land he bought?

naijapips02:
Sacrifice my foot. You and who agreed on the sacrifice? Time is coming when sensible Igbos will deal with IPOB.

Sensible Igbos like u...abi.
goansitdown biko

Decent09:
Na lie

Download and read that FBI Gazette and get the shock of ur life.

https://gazettengr.com/wp-content/uploads/Hushpuppi-and-Assoc..pdf

The FBI detailed WhatsApp conversations between Abba Kyari and Hushpuppi. Below are word-for-word excerpts from their chat on WhatsApp, according to the FBI:
September 2019
Hushpuppi - “Am really happy to be ur boy,” and later, “I promise to be a good boy to u sir.”
On the 13th of January 2020, Hushpuppi asked Chibuzor for his number and then sent that number to Abba Kyari
Then on the 20th of January 2020, Abba Kyari sent Chibuzor's details to Huspuppi and the following conversation ensued.
Abba Kyari - “We have arrested the guy He is in my Cell now. This is his picture after we arrested him today.” - He sent a picture of Chibuzor in the cell to Hushpuppi
Huspuppi - “Yes yes that is him sir.”
Kyari then sent other pictures of Chubuzor in cell to Hushpuppi
Hushpuppi - “I want him to go through serious beating of his life.”
Abba Kyari - “Hahahaha,”
Hushpuppi - “Seriously sir.”
Abba Kyari then sent a voice note to Hushpuppi asking him what happened “So that we will know what to do.”
Huspuppi sent a voice note to reply Kyari and answer his question about what happened.
"What he did is, I have one job. The job want to pay me 500, umm, 75,000 dollars [i.e. $575,000]. He went to message the job behind me because I told him to help me make one document for me to give the job. Then he went—he has a—I gave him the details. Then he went to message the job behind my back and try to divert the money and in this process he tell the job because of the documents he gave me that I gave the job, he tell the job, “These document they sent to you before. These people are fake. This money—is me who can help you to get it. Come to me le—bring this money you want to pay these people to me. I’m the only one who can help you,” and
all these things to divert the job for himself."
Abba Kyari - “Ok I understand But he has not succeeded.”
Hushpuppi then sent screenshot of Chibuzor's chat with the victim, trying to divert the money for himself to Abba Kyari.
Abba Kyari - “Yeah I understand.”
Hushpuppi - “Now the [Victim ] was skeptic to pay me the money cos he keep attacking the [Victim] from his end. Now I can handle the [Victim] correctly.”
Hushpuppi - “Please sir I want to spend money to send this boy to jail, let him
go for a very long time.”
Abba Kyari - “Ok bro I understand I will discuss with my team who arrested him . . . And handling the case We will do something about it.”
Hushpuppi - “Let me know how I can send money to the team sir. let them deal with him like armed robber.”
Abba Kyari - “OK I will send their account details to u.”
Hushpuppi - “He betray me and try to take food out my mouth, this is great punishable sin,”
Abba Kyari - “Yeah bro.”
Hushpuppi - “I want him to suffer for many years.”
Abba Kyari - “Hahahaha Hahahaha.”
6 minutes later, Abba Kyari then sent a Zenith Bank account details to Hushpuppi
Hushpuppi - “Ok sir, tomorrow by noon[i will send the money]”
One month after on February 19, 2020, Abba Kyari sent Hushpuppi a WhatsApp message.
Abba Kyari - “Hello hush with [sic] need to talk about the subject under detention with me.”
Hushpuppi - “Should I call u on this number sir?”
Abba Kyari - “Yes call me.”
After the call, Abba Kyari sent Hushpuppi photos of Chibuzor in custody and close up pictures of skin disease and skin rash he got while in Abba Kyari's cell.
Hushpuppi - “I don pity am, make them leave am from Tuesday.”
Abba Kyari - “Ok bro, they just brought him
from hospital. The fever and the rashes is giving him serious Wahala He got the
disease from other suspects in the cell.”
Hushpuppi - “I see am, I no too pity am That’s what people like him deserve but I go forgive am for God sake.”
Hushpuppi then told Kyari that Chibuzor's girlfriend contacted him to raise one million naira so they can release him. Even the Hushpuppi told her he will contribute 100k.
Hushpuppi - “They were thinking it’s normal arrest that is why they think money can remove him . . . No money can remove him here Hahahaha.” “But it’s better for them to think that way, I like it like that”
Abba Kyari - “Yeah.”
Hushpuppi - “No problem sir from Tuesday he can go,”
Abba Kyari - “Ok bro We will also keep his phone and other gadgets for some weeks.”
Hushpuppi - “Yes those ones they should not give him again, those ones are gone . . . Make he no see those ones again for life”

Download full indictment from the FBI here:
[url]ppgz.me/3ybjXsw[/url]

Goodplace:
Please kindly advice on the topic.

Any house rent your two months salary cannot take care of is too expensive for you. Unless you have other businesses or helper that will be augmenting

obami007:
If the USA means you, nothing can stop them from getting you.

They can only do that outside Nigeria territory.
Alternatively, they can apply illegal means which I don't see any need for illegal adoption of a serving Top Police Officer on unconfirmed crime.

See fine, young and intelligent American Police Officers.
They look smart.
When u look at how smart they are and talk, to commit go dey hungry you so that u can be seeing them every time

skedman:
hello it is so obvious that you lack the experience . Can you please answer the following
What is your primary aim as an internal auditor in an hospitality business
Can you attain 100 percent standard in a Nigeria settings ?no mistake ,no fraud ,no lateness,everything must be perfect.
Are you going to put the techniques in paper and go to sleep
What basis will you use in writing your report will you base other peoples judgement with your report . You won't engage other staffs or engaged the barman and the accountant
A job that you won't be happy if there is no tangible report to write
Beside it is a no experience job .

Your comment still shows that u are inexperienced.
You may be a B.Sc or HND holdere and got a job description as an Auditor.
Now you are feeling like an Auditor. What you are is an Internal control staff.
Forget the name they gave you to make u feel funky.
When we see Auditors, we know them.
You believe your job is to catch thieves.
Your major job as an Internal Control Officer should be crime prevention.
Plan out ways to make the Bar Man, Store man etc to be responsible for the offices they occupy.
By so doing, you will have lesser headache cos, they will unknowingly become control officers in their departments.
They will become accountable to every item/stock under them.
When there are deficits, they will even believe within them that it was their fault even before u point it out.
But when you tend to be a thief catcher, you will become an enemy to all.

skedman:
It is just like a night security ,the only difference is that you are an educated security I will advices you focus more on developing your career rather than doing this night shift .the audit in hospitality is far different from others .it is more like a witch-hunting game because your main work is to reduce people's salary of those that make mistakes .
Questions to ask your self ?
Are you going to be counting stock at night
Are you going to be recording at night
What is your primary assignment
I have work as an head of audit in one of the hospitality in Lagos .the only person that like me was the MD others will kill me because virtually everybody don't take full salary home and I have to do my job. You can feel the hatred

Your situation was like that cos you may not be a modern day trained auditor.
You were doing the olden days witch haunting type of auditing.
Well, it was not the real auditing job u did there. It was just an Internal Control job.
If you really understand the job and don't parade yourself as the person that is incharge of controlling other staff destinies, you will have a good working experience.

To the Op, Don't listen to this adviser. If you beliv u can combine the 2 jobs, go ahead and do so.
All you need to do is make sure u put good internal control in place.
Apply fraud prevention techniques rather than fraud investigation.
When u put/enforces controls that will prevent crime, you will have lesser to do trying to investigate how a fraud was committed.
Don't show ur fellow colleagues that you have the power to sack them. This will bring more enemies to u.
Apply advisory system to a defaulting rather than reporting the staff for sack or strict disciplinary actions. Only that staff dat is hell bent to commit fraud that should not be spared.

Good luck.

braveheart77:
I use this. Why is it dangerous pls

The fire is sitting directly on top of the cylinder. The heat keep heating up the cylinder and the rubber seals that should prevent leakage will continue to get weak. This is very dangerous.
Any little fault from the cylinder will be very catastrophic.
To stop fire from this cylinder is difficult compared to the other type.

This cylinder is meant for camping where u don't engage in much cooking and it has to be in a very wide and open place and not for indoors.

stephanie11:
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Go and ask your father and your grandfather where they were paying their tax to far before the colonization.
Your father's/ grandfather's tax were paid in Imo State.
Go back to the history.
Whoever u pays ur tax to is your master. Old Rivers State paid tax to Imo State
How can u be claiming what belongs to ur master. Are u crazy?