₦airaland Forum

Akwaibomdude:
Even at 60+ this man is still lieing...will he finally stop lieingonly when he gets to the underworld

It is lying and not lieing.
There is no such a word like lieing.

Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!

Nonsense post.
So this evidence is enough to call her public toilet.
You are just a friend with her and does not even want to get serious wt her and you want her to keep only you.
Before you met her, you had numerous girls. You still keep those girls. You still went ahead to take her up as a girlfriend irrespective of the numerous girls in your hand.
What moral standard do u have to label her public toilet.
Are u not even ashamed of your dirty lifestyle?
I wonder how you young boys of nowadays reason.
Just because she is a woman and she accepted u as a boyfriend, now she has become ur sole property and no other person dare come close to her while you go about messing up.

NaijaDonCast:
Bless her privately and don't do a Davido

How can he do that when he does not know who the girl is or how to locate her.
You guys are so full of bitter leaves in you hearts.

So difficult to please Nigerians.

Twistlord:
50k? What's that for?

For recharge card.
They should be more patient better go soon drop.

Slimslimqq:
My kid just was just promoted to nursery 1. initially he was in play group and his school fee was 25k which I pay almost thrice before the term ends, and I was still complaining that the fee is too much for such class.

But now, he's been promoted to nursery 1 and the school fee is almost double the former fee(40k).
How many times will I pay this one bayi? (Maybe 10 times)

I have been thinking, isn't this wickedness, how would u be expecting 40k for a nursery 1 pupil per term.

Abi its poverty thats making me think like that, or maybe its normal.

Note that, this school is the most affordable in my vicinity. Just a 3 mins walk from my house.

I'm thinking of looking for another school maybe still faraway a bit, but the school fee isn't high, I don't mind taking my time daily to take him to such school.

If you can't pay you kids full session school fees from your one month salary (at worst 2months) then, you are living above ur means.
Take your kids to a school u can afford their fees. Make out time to also teach your kids at home. Don't leave all the responsibilities to the class teachers.
Get them/download good learning apps. Learning is becoming easier these days with the emergence of new technologies.

A country ruled by stack illiterates and educated illiterates.
Look at the nonsense this deranged mind is writing here.
You believe that the sit at home will only affect the economy of the East and not that of the FG.
This is a very foolish analysis.
It's just like saying that the activities of Boko haram in the North will only affect the economy of the North and not the FG.
Silly people everywhere.

So now tell me any foreign investor that will like to come to Nigeria if what is happening in te East continues even if the investor intended to establish in the West?
I beliv the effect will only fall on the Easterners.
Insecurity in the country and bad governance made many investors to leave the country. I hope the effect is only on those causing the insecurity and not on FG.
Fo0ls.

LikeAking:
He is correct, Nigeria has excess docs, most of them are busy running their own biz wit govt biz.

Where were they during the Covid-19 issue?

It seems u don't understand it. When u know is a country has enough or not is when there is a national epidemic.
The ability of the number of available doctors to hand such a situation is what will determine if they have enough or not.

What is dis one talking about?
A medical doctor who is also a serving Minister of Labour said that Nigeria has enough doctors and that any doctor that is displeased and feels like leaving the country for a foreign job should f**k off and that they will not beg such a doctor.

Useless and failed nation.

Afriqan:
We don't need to talk too much.

If you are supporting Islamic terrorists, just remember that nobody has the monopoly of violence. Just imagine what would happen if Christians decide to go the same route...

Just the introduction to violence that the IPOB is showing them is already scaring everyone. Even the Boko boys dey bow for IPOB/ESN boys.
Imagine what will happen when they introduce Violence 401 which is Advance violence for final years.
Then Violence 603. That is Postgraduate course in advanced violence.

Let them continue.

BetaThings:
Let us fear God and speak the truth.

There is no governor in the SE today that can stand near Gov Umahi in terms of achievements

He can quit politics today. His achievements will remain.

I often wonder where he got the money he spent on those projects

Ebonyi USED to be the state looked down upon and seen as the most backward in the entire SE

in 6 years, he changed that. Nobody anywhere in Nigeria can call Ebonyi backward now

Have you asked yourself where the fund used to sponsor those projects are coming from. Do you thing Ebonyi State allocation and IGR can handle those projects? Do u think Umahi is such a saint that don't like embezzlement of public fund just like his colleagues?

90% of the projects in that state are sponsored from Islamic fund. They are indirectly building that state to take it over soon. They have the biggest mosque and Islamic school in the state.

So, don't just praise the man cos the projects are highly bn supervised by authorities higher than Umahi. They just front him while they are the invisible fingers.

Hope it's not Corona Virus infection?

Unibener:
E choke
Sometimes I dey wonder why Nigerians are so serious with something so useless.
I asked a teenager who the Deputy Governor of her state is(Edo State) and the fool was just staring at me blankly.
But when I asked her if she knew White money, she started narrating stories upon stories.
Even the Future Leaders have no Future

What will be the benefit of knowing the name of the governor or the deputy governor of her state to he?
What has they done to deserve someone congesting his/her brain memory wt there irrelevant name.
Me I don't even the name of my state deputy governor.
I just managed to know the name of my State governor cos he is so grossly stupid that he has become so popular wt his stupidity dat even an unborn children know his name.

Xstonertube:
She was actually the first female housemate to be evicted

Exactly.

Xstonertube:
Aunty was boasting ��

She never believed it will turn out that bad and so soon.

Her lips is the true representation of her pnssy.
The lips has sucked so many pnssies.

setobaba:
She wasn’t the first to be evicted, she was the third actually……

At some point some house mates regretted norminating her, she couldn’t get herself together in the game, it was her first time been with a crowd, she came with the wrong strategy….. sorry usele Pere could have saved you but he chose to let you drown alone, Bleep pere, if only he smart enough to understand when you throw yourself (beatrice) at him, he couldn’t smell you were asking for help) he’s so dump no wonder white money alway outshine the dude.
He should have dated beatrice and make it a clap back at Maria, it would have saved my dearest Beatrice, she for just gather more votes from pere fans who already are getting tired of Maria messing with their us Army guy heart ❤️ lol.

Beatrice can’t act she can only pretend, in the house you don’t pretend, you act


She’s was the third to be evicted .

Well, all this long preaching does not change that questions.
She said that she always comes first in any game she entered even if it's a game that she does not know.
She also said that in the worst situation, she will be in the running up is anything made her lose the first situation.
My question still remains;
WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME AROUND?
She's the first to be evicted, forget about who was called first. She is among the first eviction of BBN Season 6. 14th day out of 72 days.
I really wished she was not evicted. She was one of my favourites. But I don't like people talking too big or boasting cos u just succeeded in one situation and u want to make mouth with it.

Massiveglory:
For Hippopotamus

That is not the correct spelling.
The second "P" is supposed to be placed before the first "P".
I don't understand why people always make this mistake. Misplacing the two" PS" is very wrong. Hope you get it now?

Lovely

when it comes to games, she is always the winner or the first runner up, even when she is not familiar with the game.

So what happened this time around.
Well, you may be correct.
The first to be evicted she mean.

Malaria Dream.

Buckeyemedia1:
What crime?

I don't have time for petty mind.

Penguin

festacman:
Why are people upset that 31 Northern lawyers have indicated interest to defend Abba Kyari. We are not talking 31 Senior Advocates of Nigeria (SANs) here but lawyers. I mean, this year alone Nigeria Law School graduated 4,350 new lawyers. So, that's no big deal.

The fact is that Abba Kyari understands the weight of the trouble he had walked into. I am sure his wealthy friends will hire a number of experienced Senior Advocates who are capable identifying and exploiting legal technicalities to get a soft landing for him. He needs a court ruling that will protect him from extradition beyond 2023.

One of the soft landings is the resumed talk on the possible lifting of Twitter ban in Nigeria.
They will be like, we have lifted the ban on your Twitter, can u guys exonerate our boy from this crime?

supportnija:
Fine officer, somebody Dino gave him job in NNPC bought two cars, just built mansion...

What are you trying to say?
Do u find it hard constructing a simple sentence?

Fahdiga:
you are probably right

Lol

Women and wastefulness.
Why buy a clothe that you cannot even wear to anywhere apart from for photoshoot?
They spend much money to look fake.
If you tell them to rent a wedding gown, they will say no.
They will cause a man to go and buy a wedding gown worth of thousands.
Wear it on that wedding day and that will be all. It will stay in their box till it gets expired or out of fashion.
Doing a very wasteful show off wt men's sweat.

mlk13:

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You are advertising a 30,000Mah Power Bank while the product is showing 40,000Mah capacity Power Bank.
Are you sure u are real.
How can I trust you to a point of trying to buy this product that the marketer does not understand?
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Fahdiga:
I wonder how her children and grandchildren will feel when they see this picture on the internet tomorrow

If things continue the way they are now, by the time the generation of her children comes up, crime will no longer be seen as a bad thing.
The children will be so excited to see that their mother was among the people that saw road on time.
They will be bragging wt her exploits.
Ppl will be hailing them as the children of a very sharp mother.

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I think it's time for the federal government to ban POS businesses in the country. It's a lazy way of making money by charging people to withdraw their hard earned money. Nothing spectacular about the business and it's so rampant among we southerners because of our laziness

Sharing the same brain and mentality wt Buhari.

SmartPolician:
That's easy.

B = X/10

That's incorrect.
B= Bribery

X=10B
What is B?

Ans: B= Bribery and Corruption.

seunsiju:
I hate hearing anything WAEC.... I got f9 in nine subjects in my first sittings cos I no follow dem do expo forming staunch Depeer life member...... When I come dey use 3yrs for house omo na Miracle center I registered ooo.... One time b3 in five subjects.... Most passes in WAEC are from miracle center

Your F9 was not just because you did not join in the cheating.
You had Flat F9 cos you have empty skull.
You be olodo.
The 1st result was the true representation of your brain.