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donbachi:
Empty threat

Hziyech:
You again

MangekyoAlt:
This would be the last time I reply you, I don't even know why I've been replying you.
Meanwhile, just stop being arrogant and stupid. A little research wouldve diverted this mumu you've been displaying.
I just don't know what to say to you.
A man who claims to be in London. My guess is you git there simply by trekking through the desert. You don't have any visa. I mean who would even give a dumb nigga like you a visa to begin with?

Virginfeminist:
Why do you guys even take pumpumking serious?

Lilsameey:
Op,..You are a fool,..so biscuits are poor man's food now,..You are dumb bruh.

Dshocker:
This is an underage question,it shows you are below 20yrs...

okoroemeka:
so what will I eat in front of a babe,roasted sea lion or grilled penguin to prove what?to prove that I am rich?gold is meant for those that know the value,if you like buy new York for your babe,I don't care,I will only buy what I can afford (no offeinze)

MangekyoAlt:
First, it is news, and not knews. Mad man.
Second, it is leaking, and not licking. Didn't you attend secondary school? I doubt if you did.

Anyway, It is true that it's now more than 30years since the US used the first ever nuclear warhead.

Now Mind you, the biggest and most powerful nitrogen Bomb used on this earth was also created and detonated over 30 years ago. Now the question is, why hasn't a bigger and more powerful weapon been created?
The tsar Bomba was used years ago, it still retains its position as the most powerful and devastating nuclear weapon ever created....
Meanwhile, the blast yield didn't even show that it could wipe out a country.
Now, what makes that cum filled brain of yours actually think the nuclear weapons of today which doesn't in any way compare to the tsar Bomba, would destroy a full country?
You are very deluded, man sorry to say.

most of the most powerful nuclear warheads of present times were created 30years ago. Countries like US, Russia, UK etc are no more creating warheads, infact they're reducing the ones they currently have in their arsenal. It is only countries like China, North Korea, India etc that keeps adding to their arsenal. Also, these countries that keep creating always try to make sure the nuclear warheads they create are not too powerful.

The thing is, you don't know shit about military hardwares. If you claim you do then I'll ask you. How are nuclear weapons shot?
Also how are they detonated?
You keep claiming you're in the London and know everything. Well answer those questions for me

DrFunmisticGlow:
please, what is wrong with eating biscuits? Or eating bread without butter?

Even if it is kemp's cracker or pako biscuit.

How do some people reason nowadays

We'll, op decides to call himself pumpumking, so it's no surprise the type of immature thread he's creating

Blessing185:
none taken,go learn written English first, because I wonder how your oral will sound..

MangekyoAlt:
You are the epitome of stupidity
Since I was born, I've never seen any nigga that's as dumb as you!
First, give me the source that states that the Chinese nuclear weapon would cause a tsunami
Claiming you're in London you that's in your father's cave in your village claiming to be in London..... Wonders shall never end....
The 2 nuclear weapons the US used in the world War 2 wiped out a city for each, and not even states. That is why I said the new modernized nuclear weapons would wipe out a state at best.
Was it your father that told you nuclear weapons can wipe out countries? Whoever told you that is sure dumb as hell.
The biggest bomb that was ever created, the Tsar Bomba.... Its blast range didn't go past that of an average state and you're telling me the Chinese ICBM carrying nuclear warheads would wipe out a full country.
I shouldn't even be replying a dumb nigga like you whose got nothing in his brain. I should just let you be because it seems you love being dumb, Incorrigible, as well as a wannabe imposter claiming to be in london

NLHoodlum:
You See my hair? Try it not. I don't care about the expense I make sure to care for the hair on my head.
I have spent close to 50k+ just on my hair last week alone
How about you?

Blessing185:
never knew ur life and dat of ur generation revolves around broke girls dat can only afford bread and butter,ur mates are hustling to buy houses,Benz and remove their families outta poverty, oponu like u dey reason pussy people..omo ale cobweb brain..crase+stupidity dey ur bloodline.
Ozuor go back to akara school and learn how to dot ur i and cross ur t.

suffering:
Poverty-riddled thread. I’m out.

MangekyoAlt:
You are dumb, very very dumb.
I know of the Chinese ICBM you're talking about. It can only wipe out small countries like Vatican City, Monaco, or Nauru etc. Countries that not even bigger than some states in the US.
No nuclear warhead can wipe out big countries like us, Russia, Canada, China etc. Infact no nuclear warhead can wipe pit Nigeria sef. The highest a nuclear weapon can wipe out is a state. Of course there are countries that aren't as big as state, so it's possible those countries could be wiped out.
Guy you're just dumb

MangekyoAlt:
New nuclear bomb wipe out countries? What a clown. Well maybe you meant countries that as small as some cities

Blessing185:
Stop painting those jobless borehole carriers as if d life of a nigga depends on them.. see as joblessness make u dey write trash..if she dey rich or comfortable will she be looking for who has butter when she can afford one for herself.

Bouz:
You that is followin under 18 on this forum like a he goat on heat. Is saying this trash.

kowema:
Is this necessary sef,.
Nigerians milking every situation

Bouz:
I wonder how you guys feel typing these fabricated stories

Almightyprosper:
I need reasonable people to give me some advise here on how I can deal with such a huge fiasco,
The money isn't really my problem but she cheat and she has never accepted once even though I've evidence.
Is it appropriate to help her? Or help and give her road out0 of my life cause her cheating lifestyle has caused me more trauma than everyday..
This lady knew I had accident last week for God
Men with experience I await your response

Bro I can assure u 100% that she loook at u has a mugulikat mugumugu mugu (no ofoeinse).....meaning she tink u r dumb like egg head.
.. she a typical hard core naija girl who dont giv a dyamm about u simply becoz she no she can easily get the moiney from else were..chiefs
.....go hardcore & tell her u ain't garrrrrrrit.
Trust me....women plenty every were...lighskin & half cast!!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

chatinent:
Sequel to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6785726/ever-cried-begged-relationship-man


Dear ladies...shake the table.

Babaijeshaa:
I have a girlfriend I've been dating for 7 months now and she seems to be the kind of girl I can marry. I've been planning marriage with her and even my parents have been telling me many times to bring the girl to them and talk about marriage because they see her sometimes when she comes over and they actually like her. Since the beginning of our relationship she had never hear me talking to a girl on the phone, though she knows I'm always on whatsapp and I might have some girls I talk to but I don't make calls or get female calls beside her of which she gets male calls most of the times. But due to my understanding, I believe female tends to receive male calls for the fact that they are female and they will always have many guys disturbing them. I use to get mad at her sometimes when she's recieving a call and I notice she's speaking with a guy and all she will say is that they are just normal person and I should just stop worrying about her that she's not that type that do what I'm thinking. I will still tell her to just stop recieving all those calls beside me. To cut the story short, she slept over at my place last night and she hurriedly left the following morning which doesn't happen. I asked her where she's going so early but she said she's going home and that I should escort her but I said no because I'm still feeling sleepy. Since then that she left, I didn't wake up until 10:00 am and I didn't even bother calling her maybe she's home already or not and I don't even have call card tbh. So in the afternoon I went to my farm to harvest the maize and did lots of work there until 7:00 pm before I could get chance to look at my phone. I was expecting to see her calls but no I didn't see one. I called her number and it ring like four times which she didn't pick. I actually don't trust her too much because of the male calls she receives so I started feeling unrest and I started calling her multiple times which she didn't pick. I gave up and expect she will call me back whenever she see my missed calls. Later this night, I checked the time and Its already 11:00 and I'm feeling sleepy already because all these social media platforms are down so I was feeling bored and sleepy. I tried calling her befre sleeping and thank God she picked and I started asking her why she have not been picking my calls and she was faking being sleepy on the phone and said she was charging her phone. I was about asking with anger why didn't she call me back until I heard a guy's voice under. I was shocked and had to cut the call and immediately blocked her two numbers by a very hot anger. After that, I got a call showing a private number and I know she will be the one so I cut the call too. Her elder sister is someone who likes me a lot and even want me to marry her sister even she plans for us most of the times. I made a call to her elder sister and narrated everything to her and she said she will call her right away and find out whats going on. Later, her sister called me and told me her number was not reachable and I should be calmed till tomorrow morning and she will go to their family house and see her if her number don't go through still. I said OK and ended the call. So guys please what do you think I can do after the sisters investigations because I know that the sister will beg me and my girlfriend will deny the allegation which is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

Babaijeshaa:
I have a girlfriend I've been dating for 7 months now and she seems to be the kind of girl I can marry. I've been planning marriage with her and even my parents have been telling me many times to bring the girl to them and talk about marriage because they see her sometimes when she comes over and they actually like her. Since the beginning of our relationship she had never hear me talking to a girl on the phone, though she knows I'm always on whatsapp and I might have some girls I talk to but I don't make calls or get female calls beside her of which she gets male calls most of the times. But due to my understanding, I believe female tends to receive male calls for the fact that they are female and they will always have many guys disturbing them. I use to get mad at her sometimes when she's recieving a call and I notice she's speaking with a guy and all she will say is that they are just normal person and I should just stop worrying about her that she's not that type that do what I'm thinking. I will still tell her to just stop recieving all those calls beside me. To cut the story short, she slept over at my place last night and she hurriedly left the following morning which doesn't happen. I asked her where she's going so early but she said she's going home and that I should escort her but I said no because I'm still feeling sleepy. Since then that she left, I didn't wake up until 10:00 am and I didn't even bother calling her maybe she's home already or not and I don't even have call card tbh. So in the afternoon I went to my farm to harvest the maize and did lots of work there until 7:00 pm before I could get chance to look at my phone. I was expecting to see her calls but no I didn't see one. I called her number and it ring like four times which she didn't pick. I actually don't trust her too much because of the male calls she receives so I started feeling unrest and I started calling her multiple times which she didn't pick. I gave up and expect she will call me back whenever she see my missed calls. Later this night, I checked the time and Its already 11:00 and I'm feeling sleepy already because all these social media platforms are down so I was feeling bored and sleepy. I tried calling her befre sleeping and thank God she picked and I started asking her why she have not been picking my calls and she was faking being sleepy on the phone and said she was charging her phone. I was about asking with anger why didn't she call me back until I heard a guy's voice under. I was shocked and had to cut the call and immediately blocked her two numbers by a very hot anger. After that, I got a call showing a private number and I know she will be the one so I cut the call too. Her elder sister is someone who likes me a lot and even want me to marry her sister even she plans for us most of the times. I made a call to her elder sister and narrated everything to her and she said she will call her right away and find out whats going on. Later, her sister called me and told me her number was not reachable and I should be calmed till tomorrow morning and she will go to their family house and see her if her number don't go through still. I said OK and ended the call. So guys please what do you think I can do after the sisters investigations because I know that the sister will beg me and my girlfriend will deny the allegation which is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

SILENTandSMART2:
Facebook is back ...

IbrahimSkiba:
You be mumu

IbrahimSkiba:
Chimpanzee

IbrahimSkiba:
Chimpanzee

jaeyking:
No oofense taking I talk about womens.
Looong I'm straight.

I'm chasssing women's very well

IbrahimSkiba:
You can only make me your babe, if you start typing correctly.. because your write up is fuckedup