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RomanceRe: Ladies, What Are The Qualities You Want A Man To Have Before Dating Him? by Pumpumking: 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2021
virginprincess:
I'm not talking about jesus, I'm talking about a guy in my church, he's actually my crush.
Tanks.. I no...so please can I mate wit you twise please?...I dont really want sexxx.i..juss wana make friend? smiley
SportsRe: Bayern Munich Are 2019/2020 UEFA Champions League Winners by Pumpumking: 12:49pm On Oct 11, 2021
Igbonekwuokigwe:
Congratulations. I think say PSG sabi play
U fine? undecided
HealthRe: My Morning Erection Is Back! by Pumpumking: 12:30pm On Oct 11, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Sequel to this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6620788/morning-erection-now-scarce#103087479
I thank nairalanders for their contributions on that thread.

I didn't reply any questions asked on it because I was really not myself.
Thing is that I overstressed myself with my final Year project stuff hence the inability of my body to function properly. After my exams, i started working out as recommended on the aforementioned thread. I also made sure I was on diet and took my siesta when due.
Now exercises is part of my life and my John Thomas has always been responding to sunrise.

Thanks to you all.
Great..
.so yor priiiick is now workin..
Bro i will get one of my nairaland babe (debbydams) to take care of u sir..... U WANT?
THANK ME LATER!!!
cheesy
FamilyRe: 4 Ways Co-Parenting Can Be Beneficial To Kids From Broken Homes by Pumpumking: 12:14pm On Oct 11, 2021
chiommy123:
Op is confused. Sorry oh
hello i like to get to know u & i have moiney. pleasse do u hav yansh? smiley
RomanceRe: If only Tiwa Savage Knew This Before Her Sex Tape Was Leaked (photo) by Pumpumking: 11:43am On Oct 11, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
As if the video can't be edited with a different sound.
true talk
sweery..ignore them mennnn...please can we do quick sexxxx tape today so u can earn quick 10,000 ugandan naira( cash)..U WANT??
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Kwara Residents Digging Ground With Bare Hands To Get Drinking Water: Video by Pumpumking: 11:38am On Oct 11, 2021
chinene1:
Who is their local government chairman? Who represents them in the house of rep?
It's alarming that a lot of places do not have access to clean drinking water when there are so many affordable options the government can implement. From wells to boreholes to Renagua atmospheric water generation www.renagua.com. I can't even imagine how these people cope.

These people only get a visit from government officials when its election time.
^^kaiiii, please can i kisss u twise or can i hug u twise or can i date u or can u get hug plus get extra kiss? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Kalu Ikeagwu And Wife, Ijeoma's Marriage Crashes, Demands For Bride Price Refund by Pumpumking: 11:36am On Oct 11, 2021
debbydams:
lol,they both enjoyed the sex na...
^^^YOU AGAIN....ALWAYS TALKIN ABOUT SEXXXX!!!
ladies do not talk about sexxx everyday, pleasese STOP!!...show some manner!
again advising people to have sexxxx is that all u think/talk about Sexxx sexxx sexxxx? ..there is more important things goin on in the world that sexxxx talk please...choooose a topick like global warmin, education, isllam, chrisstian, catolick, vooodoo, festivals, chrissssmas, travelling, coooking, chidrens, chicld care, libray, univacity, marrraige....& milllions of fresh topick u can disscus? Ladies do not talk about sexxxx every 20 minite sso please please please, shange yor topic & quit talkin about sexxxx. but when we tries to correct u, u get upset like u dont want corrections.
loook for other topic please..we are fedddddup!!!!(no oofeinsese) angry
RomanceRe: Lets Correct This Impression, Please by Pumpumking: 12:24am On Oct 11, 2021
virginprincess:
You must be sick in your head undecided undecided undecided
but y u so rudes becoz of ordnaaaary puccccccy...u ain't beyansi...remember?this yor shance to finally have man so be nice.goat!!
So was yor nomba? angry
RomanceRe: Lets Correct This Impression, Please by Pumpumking: 11:07pm On Oct 10, 2021
virginprincess:
I'm not a man, besides I don't understand what you mean by that statement.
Apology...ok so I like virrrrgins coz j are fresssh...so please please please I beg I beg ibeg.. can i mate wit u & even if u dont wannnnto do it..do it for yor country.
so Please pleaselleasr can I chop u please ma? .. cheesy
SportsRe: Why Tyson Fury Defeated Me - Deontay Wilder by Pumpumking: 11:03pm On Oct 10, 2021
Mummy12:
He tried jare kiss

Correction.
Fury beat wilder like he stole his bike!! angry
RomanceRe: Lets Correct This Impression, Please by Pumpumking: 11:01pm On Oct 10, 2021
virginprincess:
Mtcheeeeeew, I thought you had something reasonable to say undecided
Kaiiii...I love virrrrrrgins sir...please can I mate wit u ? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Is Heavy Makeup Bad For Christians? by Pumpumking: 10:36pm On Oct 10, 2021
chiommy123:
Whether you're a Christian or not to much of anything is bad
really so di u wear mini sket or see thru leggins? cheesy
RomanceRe: My Fiancee's Unstable Look Is Threatening Our Relationship. Please Advice Me by Pumpumking: 10:12pm On Oct 10, 2021
Pegi23:
I just pray u won't marry a lady who uses cream to look light skin sha oo. Because na ur pikin uglyless go hear am...be with the natural black skin beauty ..don't be discriminative....
angry
RomanceRe: The Problem With Some Alpha Males On Nairaland by Pumpumking: 8:33pm On Oct 10, 2021
bodybuilder:
Who said I don't like pussy? So because you like pussy means you should do everything for it. Because if you no Bleep you die. Have sense, you don't like pus.sy more than anybody.
Bro so u would rather lookkat mans priiiick than to beg for pucccccy...correct?...bro I hope to break the news to u but u are technically gay sir.....how dear u choose mans priiiick over puccccccy. SHAME ON U FOR BEEN PROUD TO BE GAY SIR!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: The Problem With Some Alpha Males On Nairaland by Pumpumking: 7:48pm On Oct 10, 2021
bodybuilder:
So what if girls don't like guys that show emotion?

Do you live your entire life to attract girls? Must you be acting in a way to attract women all the time?

Are you willing to sacrifice yourself and being just to constantly be sexually appealing to women at every instant?

Do you change your entire personality to suit some female's bad boy fantasy? Is that not simping too?

Cause I see some guys in here trying to make themselves robots just for pu.ssy.
see yor headlike senond hand Somali fryin pan...u dont like puccccccy?.. bro do u relice u get 14year prison sentence for been gay?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: The Problem With Some Alpha Males On Nairaland by Pumpumking: 7:45pm On Oct 10, 2021
bodybuilder:
So what if girls don't like guys that show emotion?

Do you live your entire life to attract girls? Must you be acting in a way to attract women all the time?

Are you willing to sacrifice yourself and being just to constantly be sexually appealing to women at every instant?

Do you change your entire personality to suit some female's bad boy fantasy? Is that not simping too?

Cause I see some guys in here trying to make themselves robots just for pu.ssy.
angry
RomanceRe: The Tooth Brush Vs Chewing Stick Debate ...continues!! by Pumpumking(op): 6:51pm On Oct 10, 2021
budaatum:
At home we obey Fela because abroad has not got nepa!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phR3zCq81c
angry
RomanceThe Tooth Brush Vs Chewing Stick Debate ...continues!! by Pumpumking(op):
Technicaly this means using tooth brush will pull u more half cast n lightskin chicks..THANK ME LATER! smiley
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tessy Isioma Olotta, Cross BBNaija Instagram Handler (Photos) by Pumpumking: 1:59pm On Oct 10, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
So you dey find goat number? undecided grin
You rude! angry
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tessy Isioma Olotta, Cross BBNaija Instagram Handler (Photos) by Pumpumking: 1:59pm On Oct 10, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
So you dey find goat number? undecided grin
angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Control Your Anger? by Pumpumking: 6:09am On Oct 10, 2021
Tbvxl:
Yes how do you control your anger?
These days my GF has been getting on my nerves to the extent I'd have this sudden feeling to slap her or beat her but instead I end up hitting my hand on the wall or anything close to me,but one thing is I would like never lay my hands on her.

There was a day my little niece of about 3 years had me angry and I beat her like she was grown up but later i felt bad about it.
Some would say it is best you walk away right? Lol! Yeah I have tried walking away from but one thing I realized is once I am angry and I don't burst out immediately I end up feeling pained and the more I feel the pain ,the angrier I get.


So how do y'all get over your anger issues?
juss watch blue film sir...swedish erotica mama j!! (Highly recomending) smiley
RomanceRe: Please Ignore - I'm New, And Learning How To Use The Site by Pumpumking: 6:02am On Oct 10, 2021
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Read instrucktions sir!! (no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Please Ignore - I'm New, And Learning How To Use The Site by Pumpumking: 6:00am On Oct 10, 2021
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CelebritiesRe: Meet Tessy Isioma Olotta, Cross BBNaija Instagram Handler (Photos) by Pumpumking: 5:59am On Oct 10, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
Get well soon undecided
Who say am not well?...goat.
gimmmmme yor numba jorr & whens the best time to call u please again? embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tessy Isioma Olotta, Cross BBNaija Instagram Handler (Photos) by Pumpumking: 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
What is your problem?
was wit the attitudes? Is askin u for kiss two much to ask? oh groooowup please. U are not a lady & u lost your shance!!(shakeing my head) angry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I’m Back To Develop Nigeria’s Democracy, Economy by Pumpumking: 9:37pm On Oct 09, 2021
MummyD2020:
Lol! You want to control nigeria the way u do in Lagos state. Oda! I hear
But y u playin had to get sef...u ain't even lightskin or half cast...na u sabi. Any ways I drive BMW. & u stand a shance please.....ginmmmme yor nomba? undecided
HealthRe: Kenyan Man Burns His House, Digs His Own Grave And Commits Suicide (Photo) by Pumpumking: 9:05pm On Oct 09, 2021
[quote author= post=106593058]https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/10/man-burns-his-house-digs-his-own-grave-and-commits-suicide.html[/quote]^^^see wot that terrrrrorist Nigerian Taliban wannna-be Namdi Kanu as started.....he muss rot in jail!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Brother. by Pumpumking: 5:55pm On Oct 09, 2021
Emirofmakurdi:
Good day everyone
I would just go straight to the point, I met this girl February this year, I liked her or would rather say I love her, I approached her, told her how I felt for her and asked her to be in a relationship with me, she politely declined and told me we could just be very good friends, since then we have been in touch, she even comes to my place sometimes to see me and even sleep over in most cases.
Recently she started asking me if I was still interested in dating her, that we should date, though I still love her, but I have discovered some things about her that is holding me back from dating her now. She has a sugar daddy and has been with so many guys, and she is currently still seeing the sugar daddy, I still love her. But I am just confused.
Please you guys should advice me on what to do. Thanks.
Ok so u meet babe 2years ago in February & u ain't fok her & then u askin us if she must date u....correct?
....so u one of those mr father chrissssmas type that spend moiney on women & dont get pucccccy or kiss in return..correct?
...brother.. I dont meaanto sound rudes but are u ok has in are u really really ok sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Brother. by Pumpumking: 5:52pm On Oct 09, 2021
Emirofmakurdi:
Good day everyone
I would just go straight to the point, I met this girl February this year, I liked her or would rather say I love her, I approached her, told her how I felt for her and asked her to be in a relationship with me, she politely declined and told me we could just be very good friends, since then we have been in touch, she even comes to my place sometimes to see me and even sleep over in most cases.
Recently she started asking me if I was still interested in dating her, that we should date, though I still love her, but I have discovered some things about her that is holding me back from dating her now. She has a sugar daddy and has been with so many guys, and she is currently still seeing the sugar daddy, I still love her. But I am just confused.
Please you guys should advice me on what to do. Thanks.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tessy Isioma Olotta, Cross BBNaija Instagram Handler (Photos) by Pumpumking: 4:50pm On Oct 09, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
Hungry man is now 200

Belle full is 300
Wow? 300 nairA Juss to kiss you? So if I kiss u 3 time u will sharge me 800 naira...correct?....u juss a racist & a gold diggers...anyways gimme yor numba jort!!!(no oofencse) angry
CelebritiesRe: Fancy Acholonu Cooks Nigerian Food For Her Friends & Teaches Them To Smoke Nzu by Pumpumking: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2021
MummyD2020:
She is so pretty
No but please can I chop kiss an can I hug u for 5000 naira cash?...U WaNT?smiley

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